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Willowwind: I decided that my bio was waaaay too long and random, so I deleted most of it, and I'm fixing it. Will be shorter now, so the poor people who happen to find my name and want to read my fics don't hurt their fingers when trying to scroll down ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM! (reads what she has typed) (raises eyebrow) O-kay, THAT was random. And nobody's fed me sugar yet...I'm starting to scare myself. So, anyways...

On Me:

Name: ...Willowwind...or were you reffering to my human form? Yeah, I'm the telepathic-elven form of a human. Who wishes to remain anonymous, and is therefore called 'Anonymous' whenever she turns up.
Age: 17. Ahaha, I can't believe I'm still on here...
Hair colour: Erm...kind of a brownish-blondish-reddish mix? Can be horribly frizzy, but it's so THIN! It's not fair...
Eye colour: Hazel...with blue in the mix, too. And grey, sometimes...it changes. And LOTS of pupil. I have confuzing eyes... No glasses, though.
Height: Umm...as tall as I'm gonna get? Which means not very tall. But I did manage to make it over five feet!
Lives in: Alberta, Canada. That's as specific as it's going to get.
Religion: Christian, and proud of it.
Loves: READING, WRITING, being insane, scaring my insane friends, REVIEWS, being insane, sugar, sunlight, being insane, surfing the internet randomly, Lord of the Rings, being insane, randomness, humour, being insane...the list goes on and on...
Hates...I mean...strongly dislikes: Umm...hotmail and ff.n problems...homework...the fact that snow is so COLD, the fact that paper gives people paper cuts...oh yeah, and my siblings. Well,I don't really dislike them, but they can be ANNOYING...
Pet Peeves: Misspelled words and grammatical errors, my siblings, paper cuts, computer flaws...
Talents: Erm...writing, or so I've been told, getting REALLY good marks in English without studying or trying very hard, playing flute and piccolo (wOOt! High pitched!), talking fast...VERY fast...confusing my sister, annoying people, scaring people, making friends, and being scarily obsessed with LotR. (Mweheehee, I can quote the movies...EXTENDED EDITIONS!) Which brings me to another thing...memorizing stuff. I have a talent for memorizing stuff.
Worst Traits: Impatience, mumbling, disorganization, shyness...but speaking up where I feel something needs to be said, which often leads to punishment, memorizing band music, then leaving it at home 'cause I don't need it, taking forever on the computer, yelling at my siblings, not doing my homework, intolerence to over-excessive noise when I'm trying to read/write.
Weirdest Traits: Being on a sugar-high one moment and fuming the next, not swearing AT ALL, being outspoken and shy at the same time, the fact that I'm a girl but Ionly own one skirt and one dress, and I never wear either of them (tomboy much), and my tendancy to burst out laughing for seemingly no reason...I'll be thinking about something funny, and then I'll start giggling, no matter where I am or what I'm doing. I think the Math teacher's getting concerned... Oh, yes, and I have this weird tendancy to speak in third person script format...
Alternate personalities: I have a yami named Escurcae, who's very protective of me; and then there's Me, Myself, and I...Me is the hyper, weird one; Myself's the serious, spelling-obsessed one; and I is the shy one. Oh, yes, and my evil twin. Oh, and my human form, who STILL wishes to remain anonymous.

O-kay, enough mad rambling on my part. Hey, you! YEAH, YOU! Go read my ficcies! And don't forget to leave a nice little review...

FAVORITE QUOTES

WHOO! LOVE QUOTES! Anyhoo...here goes...

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you." - Not me
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!" - Well...I say it...I didn't invent it...but I say it...
"Amateurs built the Ark. Experts built the Titanic." - Not me, again...
"Ich bin ein Berliner!" - President Kennedy on his trip to Berlin, Germany...means "I am a jelly donut."
"Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done." - Me...sometimes...
"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs." - I dunno, but they're right...
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly past..." - Uh...I forgot...
"I try to take life one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once." - Anonymous
"Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadows." - Helen Keller
"Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in." - Robert Frost
"You can't have everything...where would you put it?" - Steven Wright
"People have been known to achieve more as a result of working with others than against them." - Dr. Allan Fromme
"Begin somewhere; you cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do." Liz Smith
"We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails." - Anonymous
"It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something." - Ornette Coleman
"Some men see things as they are and ask why. Other dream things that never were and ask why not." - George Shaw
"I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. And I will not let what I cannot do interfere with what I can do." - Edward Everett Hale
"Be intent upon the perfection of the persent day." - William Law
"SAVE THE EARTH. We'll trade it for something shiny later." - A friend of mine
And my all-time favorite quotes:
"It's good to have an end to journey towards, but it's the journey that matters, in the end." - U.K. LeGuin
"If at first you don't succeed...then skydiving isn't for you."

There. Now that I have run out of good quotes, I must...GO FIND SOME MORE! MUAHAHAHAHA! See ya!

FANFICTIONS:

Finding Home (I am thinking about changing this name. Ideas, anyone?):

Um...Mass mary-sue? At a party consisting of four sugar-high teenagers, something goes seriously wrong, and they, along with several others, find themselves transported to the land of anime, where they must find a portal to take them home... Rated PG-13 just to be safe, cause of...er...romantic scenes and...yes.

STATUS:

Ch. 1-5 - finished + posted, Ch. 6 - finished, but not typed up yet, Ch. 7 - Not started.

(I don't have a title for this fic, so I'll just post it under 'No Name', and then you guys get to tell me a good name for it!):

Lord of the Rings/Yugioh! crossover. It's Mokuba's birthday, and he finally convinces Seto to let him invite Yugi and the gang over for a party. Then, while playing with Mokuba's birthday present (a Lord of the Rings virtual world), Joey somehow manages to shortcircut the game, with disasterous results: everyone becomes trapped in Middle Earth, as one of Tolkien's characters! Will they ever get back? Rated PG for...something that I cannot remember. Whatever. Better safe than sorry.

STATUS:

Ch. 1 - finished + posted, Ch. 2 - about 30 finished, and delayed until I can figure out how to write the characters in character, which will be when I manage to see either a Yugioh! show, or the Yugioh! movie. ON HIATUS...

The Secret Journal of Bakura the Great

O.K., people, this thing is weird. It's basically Bakura's journal as he 'prepares to take over the world'. Only one thing is holding him back...his hikari. There might be some pairings later, but none now, and no yaoi. WEIRD ficcie...(shudders).

STATUS:

Ch. 1-16 finished, ch. 17 about 3/4 done. You people finally guilted me into actually writing. So it will get finished...eventually...

Culinary Capers

Weird fic...very short, mostly...written together with my good friend, Waffles4eva. Check out her stories! Posted on this account, and rated Kplus just in case. It's a crossover of Waffles' fic 'Wherever you Go' and mine, 'The Secret Journal of Bakura the Great'. Seto cannot cook, and Anna, his girlfriend (an OC), along with Mokuba, are sick (literally!) of his food. So they get a good friend with a strange kitchen impliment fetish to help them cure Seto of his kitchen klutziness...and, as usual, Bakura gets in the way...this time aided by more than just a bunny...

STATUS:

Prologue finished and posted. Ch. 1 about half done, and should be up soon, if school and my new computerrestrictment doesn't getin the way...

If anyone has any ideas that might help these fics along (excepting Finding Home, I'm all right for that one), I could REALLY use some help. I really need some for the only one I haven't started yet...any advice, ideas or anything are welcome. Thanks!

Just a random thing here...Ifound a petition to stop SOME of ff.n's annoying quirks. Namely: deleting stories that really shouldn't be deleted. (crickets chirp) Okay, so here's the link:

http:///petitions/xff.n

Please sign it! Thankies! Now go read my ficcies!

NOTE: I'm now in University, and kind of busy. I'll still do a bit of writing, but very little, so once TSJ is done, don't expect too much...and maybe I will try a fandom other than Yugioh someday. But I doubt it.