Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh
How To Write a Prettyful TeaxSeto Pairing…
Okay first we must have our characters deny that they like each other…well maybe just Seto deny that he likes Tea…
'I do not like her' (Seto's thoughts)
'Yes you do' (some voice from nowhere)
'no I don't'
'yes you do!'
'seriously, I don't'
'look I'm being paid here so you like her!'
'okay'
okay next we must have our female character tell her crush/love, that she loves him.
"Okay, Seto, my friend!" Tea started.
"Don't call me Seto," Seto said.
"Okay, Kaiba, my dear friend, I LOVE you!" Tea said dramatically.
"hn, I wasn't paying attention what did you say?" Seto asked eyes still on his computer.
"No Kaiba-sama You don't love me!" Tea said running to God-knows-where.
Okay then we need them to hate each other for a while…
"Kaiba I hate you!" Tea yelled. Kaiba shrugged.
"I guess I hate you too…" Kaiba said.
"OMG! You hate me Kaiba! WAAAAAAHHHHH!" Tea said starting to cry. "We can still be friends right?"
"No," Kaiba said plainly.
"NOOOO! WWWWAAAAAHHHH!" Tea said crying.
"Security!" Kaiba yelled.
Then we need Tea to fall in love with some one else that she previously liked and we'll use Yugi.
"Oh Yugi I have no one Kaiba HATES me!" Tea said dramactically.
"It's okay Tea, now you won't have your brain hurt with all those computers," Yugi said cheerfully.
"OH YUGI-SAMA I LOOOOVVVEEE YYOU!" Tea said.
…okay now we need Yugi to say that he loves her back but then we need to make Tea choose who she loves…
"Tea I love you too!" Yugi yelled.
"But I love Kaiba too I must choose!" Tea said taking out a daisy, "With this daisy!"
"I love Kaiba," She said plucking off a petal, "I love Yugi" She said plucking off another petal, she kept doing this until she got…"I love Kaiba"
"I'm so sorry Yugi but I love Kaiba," Tea said putting her hand to her forehead like she was about to faint…well she actually fell down on the floor. Yugi shrugged.
"Oh well, maybe I'll have better luck with Mai," Yugi said walking off.
…Okay now we need Kaiba saying his love for Tea well to himself…
"I love-" Kaiba started, "You want me to say this?"
(authoress throws anther check at Kaiba)
"I love Tea!" He said loudly.
Okay now that's said we need them to get back together because they can't stand to be apart.
"Kaiba! I've missed you and I love you so much!" Tea said.
"Yeah…ditto," Kaiba said boredly.
Then we need a month to pass and they're starting to love each and such
1 month later
…
Tea and Seto spend quality time and know each other better and blah, blah, blah…
Then we need a sad ending when one of them die and such…
A tsunami comes out of nowhere and drowns Kaiba…
"No! Seto! COMMMMEEE BBAACKK! WHO WILL BE MY FRIEND NOW!" Tea yelled as Kabia was swept away by the wave.
And then we need Tea to do suicide with sad music in the background…
(lyrics) 'DON'T WANT TO BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT!'
"I don't want to live with out my Kaiba so I must die with him!" Tea yelled as she cut her hand off, "AHHHH! I'M DYING!"
okay…now they must see each other in the afterlife…
"Seto! I'm in hell!" Tea yelled from where she was which is hell in a lava pit to Seto in heaven.
"It's Kaiba! And I can't save you!" Kaiba yelled.
"Why!" Tea yelled back.
"Because! I'm too lazy!" Kaiba yelled.
"Oh, can you save me after you take a nap!" Tea asked.
"No"
"Can you save me in 5 years?"
"no"
(And they went on like this forever and ever...the end)
Then they all lived happily ever after…then end…now you know how to make a prettyful TeaxSeto pairing.
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