I use to be IrvineSister

Well hello here’s some stuff about me:

From: that little orange plant way past Pluto

Name: none of your business, you nosy no brain

Age: 167,746577 years old

Weight: let’s put it this way if I sat on something I’d squish it, but that doesn’t mean I’m over weight I never said the size of the thing or what it’s made of, now did I?

What I look like: you never know for you’ll never see me

oh and by the way, you, yeah you the predator reading this. I have something to tell you. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!! my evil laugh joking, thought I was serious, oh that’s too good. By the way that’s a very nice green t-shirt. I also have a killer dog, too. See you soon.

I'm beyond help (I'm weird)

I like to hunt and fish, I live in the woods

I like Country music, and rock and christian and some pop

and I haven't forgotten about your all stories just busy

TV Shows

Shows I like

ER

Standoff

Smallville

Supernatural

Hawaii five-0

Alcatraz

Stargate SG1 and Atlantis

Burn Notice

Fastlane

24

Jake 2.0

Dark Angel

BBC's Robin Hood

Fierfly

Shows I watch but arent really in to

Gilmore Girls

Bones

CSI: Miami

Pyhcs

Sabrina

Grounded for life

Instant Star

Beyond the Break

Reba

Pepper Dennis

Actors and characters they play

Shane West- Landon Carter, Ray Barnett,

Scott Cann - Tumbler, Bryce, Danno

Jensen Ackels- Ben, Alec, Jason Teague, Dean Winchester, Jason Todd

Justin Hartley- Oliver Queen,

Tom Welling- Clark Kent,

Lucas Black- Sean

Justin Bartha-Riley Pool

Jared Padalecki- Dean, Sam Winchester,

Chris Evens- Johnny Storm, Ryan, Kyle, Mace, Harverd Hottie, Jensen

Christian Bale- Bruce Wayne, Howl,

Ice Cube- Darious Stone,

Vin Diesel- Shane Wolf, Xander Cage, Dominc Torreto,

Daniel Craig- Casino Royal,

Chris O'Donnell- Jack McCallif, Dick Grayson, Peter Garrett,G.Callen,

Paul Wesley- Aaron Corbett,

Jeffery Donovan- Micheal Weston,

Shawn Ashmore- Bobby Drake,

Hugh Jackman- Logan, Gabriel Van Helsing,

Daniel Cudmore- Peter,

Nicolas Cage-Johnny Blaze, Ben Gates, Memphis Raines

Collin Farrell-Jim Street, Jesse James,

Brad Pitt- Rusty Ryan, Achilles, Joe,

Matt Damon- Jason Bourne, Linus

Ben Afleck- Matthew Murdock, Michael Jennings

Noah Wyle- John Carter, Flyn Carson

Paul Walker- Brain OConner, Chris Johnston

Adam Tuominen- Hunter Bradley

Austin St. John- Jason Lee Scott

Jason Staham- Frank Martain

Will Freidle- Terry McGinns

Mark Wahlberg- Bobby Lee Swager, Charlie

Jason Faunt- Wesley Collins, Alex Drake

Firass Dirania- Nick Russell

John Cena- John Triton

Justin Chatwin- Nick Powell

Ben Bowder- Carmon Mitchell

Joe Flanigan - John Shepherd

Adam Brody-Seth

Nathan Fillion- Malcolm Reynolds, Vigilante, Castle

Jermey Renner-Hawkeye, Arron Cross

Quotes

Supernatural

Dean : House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.

Sam : [To Dean] When I told Dad I was scared of the thing in my closet, he gave me a .45.

Dean : You can pretend all you want, Sammy. But sooner or later you're going to have to face up to who you really are.

Sam : Who is that?

Dean : One of us.

Dean : [To Wendigo] Chow time, you freaky b*. Yeah, that's right, bring it on baby. I taste good.

Hailey : You're Rangers?

Dean : That's right.

Hailey : And you're hiking out in biker boots and jeans?

Dean : Well, sweetheart, I don't do shorts.

Dean : [To Sam] No, you're not fine. You're like a powder keg, man, it's not like you. I'm supposed to the beligerent one, remember?

Sam : [To Dean] I gotta find Jessica's killer. It's the only thing I can think about.

Dead In The Water

Dean : [To Sam] Oh , we=re not gonna have to hug or anything, are we?

Andrea : [To Dean] Must be hard with your sense of direction. Never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.

Will : All these workouts SophC I don’t know. Guys don’t like buff girls.

Sophie : Yeah well, girls don’t like guys who still live at home.

Dean : I just don’t want to leave town till I know the kid’s okay.

Sam : Who are you, and what have you done with my brother?

Andrea : [To Dean] You saved my son. I can’t ask for more than that. Dad loved me. He loved Lucas. No matter what he did, I just have to hold on to that.

Lucas : Zeppelin rules

Phantom Traveler

Sam : Are you ok?

Dean : No, not really.

Sam : Why? What's wrong?

Dean : I kind of have this problem with... (moves his hand in a plane motion)

Sam : Flying?

Dean : It's never really been an issue until now.

Sam : You're joking right?

Dean : Do I look like I'm joking?_ Why do you think I drive everywhere, Sam?_

Bloody Mary

Dean : So what did you dream about?

Sam : Lollipops and candy canes.

Dean : Do I look like Paris Hilton?

Dean : This is about Jessica, isn’t it? You think that’s your dirty little secret that you killed her somehow? Sam, this has got to stop, man. I mean, the nightmares and calling her name out in the middle of the night – it’s gonna kill you. Now listen to me - it wasn’t your fault. If you wanna blame something, then blame the thing that killed her. Or hell, why don’t you take a swing at me? I mean I’m the one that dragged you away from her in the first place.

Sam : Look you’re my brother and I’d die for you, but there are some things I need to keep to myself.

Skin

Dean : First I'm gonna find that handsome devil and kick the holy crap out of him.

Dean : [To Sam] Like it or not, we're not like other people.

Sam : Even at Stanford, deep down, I never really fit in.

Dean : Well, that's cause you're a freak.

Sam : I tell them I'm on a road trip with my big brother. I tell them I need some time off after Jess.

Dean : So you lie to them?

Sam : No, I just don't tell them everything.

Dean : Yeah, that's called lying.

Dean : Remember when I said this wasn't our kind of problem?

Sam : Yeah

Dean : Definitely our kind of problem.

Shapeshifter as Dean : [To Sam] See, deep down, I'm just jealous. You got friends, you could have a life. Me? I know I'm a freak and sooner or later everyone's going to leave me.

Hook Man

Taylor : Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.

Lori : There’s nothing you wouldn’t do.

Dean : Your, uh, half-caf, double vanilla latte is gettin’ cold over here, Francis.

Dean : Saved your _ Talked the sheriff down to a fine. Dude, I am Matlock.

Sam : But how?

Dean : I told him you were a dumbA pledge and that we were hazing you.

Sam : What about the shotgun?

Dean : I said that you were hunting ghosts and the spirits were repelled by rock salt. You know, typical Hell Week prank.

Sam : And he believed you?

Dean : Well, you look like a dumbA pledge.

Bugs

Dean : Mad Cow? Wasn't that on Oprah?

Sam : You watch Oprah?

Sam : The question is why bugs? And why now?

Dean : That's two questions.

Dean : [To Sam] You're kinda like the blond chick in The Munsters

Sam : So, how do we break the curse?

Dean : You dont break a curse. You get out of it's way.

Home

Missouri : People dont come here for the truth, they come here for good news.

Dean : [To Sam] Hey_ Am I boring you with this hunting evil stuff?

Dean : First you tell me you've got The Shining and then you tell me I've got to go back home, especially when...

Sam : When what?

Dean : When I swore to myself I would never go back there.

Dean : [On phone to John] Dad? I know I've left you messages before. I dont even know if you get them. But I'm with Sam and we're in Lawrence and there's something in our old house. I dont know if it's the thing that killed Mom or not but ... I dont know what to do. So, whatever you're doing, if you could get here. Please. I need your help Dad.

Sam : Dad going missing and Jessica dying and now this house all happening at once. It just feels like something's starting.

Mary : [To Poltergeist] You get out of my house and let go of my son.

Asylum

Dean : [To Sam] See that attitude there ... that's why I always get the extra cookie.

Dean : The only thing that makes me more nervous than a pissed off spirit is the pissed off spirit of a psycho killer.

Dean : You're not gonna try and kill me, are you?

Sam : No.

Dean : Good, 'cause that would be awkward.

Dean : [About John] I love the guy but I swear he writes like #@$' Yoda.

Kat : So how do you guys know about all this ghost stuff?

Sam : It's kind of our job.

Kat : Why would anyone want a job like that?

Sam : I had a crappy guidance counsellor.

Scarecrow

Sam : I don’t understand the blind faith you have in the man. I mean, it’s like you don’t even question him.

Dean : Yeah, it’s called being a good son_

Dean : [To Scarecrow] Dude, you fugly_

Meg : Here’s to us. The food might be bad, and the beds might be hard. But at least we’re living our own lives. And nobody else’s.

Dean : You=ve always known what you want. And you go after it. You stand up to Dad. And you always have. #$, I wish ICanywayY.I admire that about you. I’m proud of you, Sammy.

Sam : I don’t even know what to say.

Dean : Say you=ll take care of yourself.

Sam : I will.

Sam : I still wanna find Dad. And you=re still a pain in the $$#. But, Jess and Mom - they=re both gone. Dad is #@ knows where. You and me. We=re all that=s left. So, if we=re gonna see this through, we=re gonna do it together.

Dean : Hold me, Sam. That was beautiful.

Faith

Dean : Have you ever watched daytime TV... It's horrible_ Ooh, that teddy bear softner, I'm gonna hunt that little * down_

Dean : Hey, you better take care of that car. Or, I swear, I=ll haunt your $#.

Dean : Well, I=m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren=t even hot.

Sam : You know, this whole I-laugh-in-the-face-of-death thing? It=s crap. I can see right through it.

Dean : Why? Why me? Out of all the sick people, why save me?

Roy : Well, like I said before, the Lord guides me. I looked into your heart, and you just stood out from all the rest.

Dean : What did you see in my heart?

Roy : A young man with an important purpose. A job to do. And it isn=t finished.

Dean : Hey. Uh, you know, I=m not much of the prayin= type. But I=m gonna pray for you.

Layla : Well. There=s a miracle right there.

Route 666

Sam : My life was so simple. Just school. Exams. Papers on polycentric cultural norms.

Dean : So, I guess I saved you from a boring existence.

Sam : Yeah, occasionally I miss boring.

Dean : Alright, so this killer truck...

Sam : I miss conversations that didn't start with _this killer truck_.

Nightmare

Dean : If you=re gonna hurl, I=ll pull the car over, you know, cause the upholstery...

Dean : Our family=s not cursed. We just had our dark spots.

Sam : Our dark spots are pretty dark.

Max : All these people kept coming with, like, casseroles. I finally had to tell them all to go away. You know, cause nothing says AI=m sorry@ like a tuna casserole.

Sam : Well, I=ll tell you one thing - we=re lucky we had Dad.

Dean : I never thought I=d hear you say that.

Dean : As long as I=m around, nothing bad is gonna happen to you. Now then, I know what we need to do about your premonitions. I know where we have to go.

Sam : Where?

Dean : Vegas. What? Come on, man. Craps table. We=d clean up.

The Benders

Dean : Yeah, Dean. Kind of the black sheep of the family. Handsome, though.

Dean : Look, here=s the thing. When we were young, I pretty much pulled him from a fire. And ever since then, I=ve felt responsible for him. Like it=s my job to keep him safe. I=m just afraid if we don=t find him fast. Please. He=s my family.

Dean : Never do that again.

Sam : Do what?

Dean : Go missin= like that.

Sam : You were worried about me.

Dean : All I=m sayin= is, you vanish like that again, I=m not lookin= for ya.

Sam : Sure, you won=t.

Sam : There's gotta be something that you want for yourself.

Dean : Yeah, I don't want you to leave the second this is over, Sam.

Sam : Dude, what's your problem?

Dean : Why do you think I drag you everywhere? Huh? Why do you think I came and got you at Stanford in the first place?

Sam : Cause Dad was in trouble. Cause you wanted to find the thing that killed Mom.

Dean : Yes that. But it's more than that, man. You and me and Dad. I want us to be together again. I want us to be a family again.

Sam : Dean, we are a family. I'd do anything for you. But things will never be the way they were before.

Dean : Could be.

Sam : Well, I don't want them to be. I'm not going to live this life forever. Dean, when this is over, you're going to have to let me go my own way.

Hell House

Sam : Of all the things we've hunted, how many exist just because people believed in them?

Dean : I barely have any skin left on my palm.

Sam : I'm not touching that line with a ten foot pole.

Dean : Most of those websites wouldn't know a ghost if it bit them in the persqueeter.

Dean: I hate rats.

Sam : You rather it was a ghost?

Dean : Yes.

Something Wicked

Dean : Don=t worry. I=m sure there=s something in Fitchburg worth killing.

Sam : Yeah, what makes you so sure?

Dean : Because I=m the oldest, which means I=m always right.

Sam : No it doesn=t.

Dean : Yeah, it totally does.

John : Alright, if something tries to bust in...

Young Dean : Shoot first, ask questions later.

John : That=s my man.

Dean : Yeah, well. First of all, I=m not going to open fire in a *= pediatrics ward.

Sam : Good call.

Dean : Second, it wouldn=t have done any good cause the #$@=s bulletproof unless he=s chowing down on something. And third, I wasn=t packing. Which is probably a really good thing cause I probably would have just burned a clip in him off of the principal alone.

Dean : I=d give anything not to tell you this, but sometimes nightmares are real.

Dead Man's Blood

Sam : Hey, there=s salt over here. Right inside the door.

Dean : You mean like protection-against-demon salt, or, uh, oops, I spilled the popcorn= salt?

John : Hey, and Dean, why don=t you touch up your car before you get rust? I wouldn=t have given you the damn thing if I thought you were gonna ruin it.

John : It scares the @ out of me. You two are all I=ve got. But I guess we are stronger as a family. So... we go after this da@@ thing... together.

Dean : Don=t worry. I=m sure there=s something in Fitchburg worth killing.

Sam : Yeah, what makes you so sure?

Dean : Because I=m the oldest, which means I=m always right.

Sam : No it doesn=t.

Dean : Yeah, it totally does.

Dean : What's dead should stay dead_

Dean : Well, we know a little about a lot of things. Just enough to make us dangerous.

Sam : [To Dean] Roanoke? Lost colony? Ring a bell? Dean, did you pay any attention in history class?

Bobby: Don't try and con a con man.

Sam: It's an old country custom, Dean. Planting a tree as a grave-marker.

Dean: You're like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness.

Sam: Yeah, I know.

American Outlaws

Cole: Let's Ride_

Bob: Now I would sound just stupid sayin' that.

Cole: Sadie was a beautiful woman, Sadie was not a man_

Jesse James: She had a mustache, a nice mustache.

Frank: I think she had more than a mustache_

Cole: Well, she was European.

Loni Packwood: This is the last straw. I came back from the war and my house was burned down, my cows were dead. My wife's run off with my cousin Jeb. That son of a #$%, he took my dog.

Head Teller: Why sir, this bill is counterfeit_

Jesse James: No, I don't think so. And I'll have to see the rest of your money to compare.

Frank: Its a scientific method, I hear it all the rage_.

[During the gang's 1st robbery without Jesse James]

Man: But the Younger gang rides with Jesse James.

Bob: Hey, You wanna die?

Man: No.

Jesse James: You got a plan.

Bob: My plan of lying here pis@#$ myself is working mighty fine, thank you very much.

Ma James: The Lord says we can bury outback in the orchard. No one will ever find him.

Jesse James: Somebody sure is in a vengeful mood today.

Frank: Why don't we let 'em go for today, Ma? Well bury 'em outback next time.

Ma James: *sad* Aww... All right.

Cole: Ma'am can ya turn around and cover your face with your hands please.

Woman: Why?

Cole: Cuz I'm gonna shoot this man and I don't think you wanna see it.

[Woman turns]

Cole: Thanks.

Cole: Why are we called the James-Younger gang? I think it should be the Younger-James gang, seeing as we got three Younger brothers and only two James.

Jim: I kinda like the sound of the James-Younger gang.

Cole: Jim, stay out of this.

Bob: Oh, Jimmy's got a point, Cole. The Younger-James gang is confusing.

Cole: How's that, Bob?

Bob: If we run into a bank and yell, _We're the Younger-James gang_ People will start thinkin', _The Younger-James gang? Is there an Older-James gang? How come I've never heard of the Old-James gang?_ And they'll be too busy figurein' that out instead of raisin' their arms.

Cole: Do we even have the same mama? Do we? I got an idea, if shoot Bob and Jim I won't have anymore arguments.

Jesse James: Hey Doc, I was wonderin' if I could come by later.

Doc Mimms: Of course, you know you're always welcome here Jesse.

Jesse James: Yeah, I know, but I meant if I could come and take Zee out. No where far, ya know around here but,

[clears throat]

Jesse James: OUT.

Doc Mimms: That's fine with me.

Frank: [with a grin] Oh, don't you worry, I make sure these two are properly chaperoned_

Doc Mimms: Why that thought hadn't even crossed my mind, thank you Frank.

Frank: That Zerelda turn into one hell of a women eh?

Jesse James: Oh yea.

Frank: _Big and Older_?

Jesse James: You can shut up now, Frank.

Frank: You are a charmer.

Jesse James: I swear to $%@ I will shoot you in your sleep.

Frank: Next time try _Fat and Haggard_

Frank: From women's eyes this doctrine I derive, they sparkle still the right promethean fire. They are the books, the arts, the acedemes that show, contain and nourish all the world.

Cole: I have no clue what you just said, but it sure sounded nice.

Frank: That's Shakespeare, now he's European.

Cole: Where you been buddy?

Jesse James: What's going on?

Cole: Well, nothin' really.

Frank: ...I just need a distraction.

Jesse James: A distraction?

[starts to smirk]

Jesse James: Well why the hell didn't you just say so?

[smiles and then runs]

Bob: ...He's smilin'_

Cole: That's never a good thing.

Jesse James: Let's go home, back to our farms.

Cole: Platin' corn, harvesting corn... and eatin' corn.

Bob: The corn gonna shoot at me?

Cole: Nope

Bob: Then I love it.

Cole: You tell anyone I said this... and I'll have to kill you cause everyone knows I'm the toughest man in this town, but you... are one terrifying son of a *& with them guns.

Zee Mimms: Tennessee?

Jesse James: I'll explain on the way.

Zee Mimms: When were you planin' on telling me?

Jesse James: I just did_

Zee Mimms: Only cause I asked_

Jesse James: Damn, am I ever gonna win with you?

Zee Mimms: Don't change the subject_

Zee Mimms: I can't believe I had to blow up a train for you_

Jesse James: Well you are a hell of a woman...

Zee Mimms: Don't swear_

Cole: WHOO_ damn, boy_ When we get back to Missouri, I'ma' tell all them little gals 'bout how little Jesse James charged the entire Union army by hisself_

General: Hey Cole, he keeps that up and it's liable to outrank you soon_

Cole: Well I'll still be better lookin', won't I?

Frank: [after she blows up the front of the train that's carrying Jesse] Nice shot.

Zee Mimms: Thank you. Now go get my husband.

Jesse James: If I could get you today, then you damn sure know that I can get you anytime I want now that I'm free. You sleep on that for the next twenty years.

Zee Mimms: There are a few things that have to wait until after we're married.

Jesse James: Driver, change of plans. Can you take us to the nearest church?

Batman Begins-08

[from trailer]

The Joker: [after Rachel knees him in the groin] Ooh, a little fight in you. I like that.

Batman: Then you're going to love me.

[from trailer]

Bruce Wayne: People are dying. What would you have me do?

Alfred Pennyworth: Endure. You can be the outcast. You can make the choice that no one else will face - the right choice. Gotham needs you.

Gone in 60 Seconds

Kip: I gotta get my tool

Mirror Man: Kip that's not a tool... that's a dang brick_ Kip, man we gonna use a brick, we may as well call prison and make reservations_

Memphis: For the next 24 hours all your decision making privliges have been revoked_

Kip: Why are people shooting at us?

Memphis: 'Cause I blew up their car_

Batman Begins

Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up._ - Alfred

I won't kill you... but I don't have to save you._ - Batman

Does it come in black?_- Bruce Wayne

Fast and the Furious

Roman: He did the stare and drive on you, didn't he? He got that from me.

National Treasure

Riley Poole: Hold on one second, let me just take in this moment. This is cool. Is this how you feel all the time? Well, except now. Abigail Chase: Riley_ Riley Poole: All right_ What I know is that daylight savings wasn't established until World War I. If it's 3 p.m. now that means that in 1776 it would be 2 p.m.

Riley Poole: I would've dropped you both_ Freaks.

Riley Poole: Our evil plan is working.

Batman and Robin

Robin: She knows who we are, guess we'll have to kill her.

Batman: Yep, we'll kill her later, we've got work to do.

Justice League

Green Lantern: Flash, don't heckle the super villain.

The Flash: That's it. I officially want to go home.

Green Lantern: In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight; let those who worship evil's might beware my power, Green Lantern's light_

Batman: Don't worry I'm used to late hours.

Batman: Who are you working for?

Kasnian Agent: [subtitled] You can't understand a word I'm saying and I wouldn't tell you

anything if you could.

Batman: [subtitled] I can... and you will.

Perfume Saleswoman: [showing Wonder Woman perfume] Wear this, and you'll have to beat the men off with a stick.

Wonder Woman: I don't need a stick.

The Flash: Say no more.

Batman: I wasn't intending to.

Batman: [while falling through the air after having to abandon his plane] I could use a little air

support seeing as I can't fly... at all.

[continues to fall]

Batman: Now would be a good time.

Batman: [regarding Thanagarian plans] Ingenious.

Superman: Yeah, I'm impressed.

[removes glasses]

Superman: Let's go wreck it.

Batman: You think you know everything about me, don't you?

Alfred Pennyworth: I diapered your bottom; I bloody well ought to, *sir_

Batman and Superman

Superman: Thanks. I couldn't have saved Lois without your help.

Batman: I'm aware of that.

Shooter

Sarah Fenn: What are you going to do?

Bob Lee Swagger: Exercise my right to bear arms.

Spiderman 3

Aunt May: A man needs to put his wife before himself. Can you do that, Peter?

Touching Evil

David Creegan: I was clinically insane for a while there, but I'm alright now, near enough. Hey, can I have your goldfish?

Susan Branca: What do you mean _near enough_?

David Creegan: I lost a big chunk of my brain, the doctors say, _Hey, weird._ These aren't goldfish, they're whales.

Captain Hank Enright: [hands Creegan a file] Here, read this.

Creegan: [he stares into a lamp] Ah, I can't, I've got this light in my eyes.

Batman Beyond

[to Bruce]

Terry McGinnis: I guess you're the expert on troubled kids. You collect them.

Bruce Wayne: Welcome to my world

Mr. Fixx: You're pretty strong, for some clown who thinks he's Batman.

Batman: I am Batman.

[talking about a villain HQ]

Terry McGinnis: It's a toxic waste dump.

Bruce Wayne: Or so they say. Can you think of a better way to keep people away?

Terry McGinnis: Call it a high school?

Terry McGinnis: 'Terry, today was beach day, remember? Where were you?' Oh, nowhere, Mom, just out saving the world.

Bruce Wayne: Terry, I've been thinking about something you once told me, and you were wrong. It's not Batman that makes you worthwhile, it's the other way around. Never tell yourself anything different.

Kingdom of Heaven

Balian of Ibelin: What man is a man who does not make the world better.

Stargate Atlanatis

Dr. Rodney McKay: Look, the first siege of Atlantis lasted for years. I mean, with only one functioning Zed P.M, we can't expect to hold on that long.

Col. Steven Caldwell: Can we submerge the city again?

Dr. Rodney McKay: [sighs] It's a city, not a yo-yo.

Lt. Aiden Ford, USMC: How could something as big as Atlantis just sink?

Maj. John Sheppard: I'm sure the passengers on the Titanic were asking themselves the same thing.

[after two white mice are burnt to black crisps]

Maj. John Sheppard: I'm no scientist, but those mice used to be a different color.

CIS: Miami

Calleigh Duquesne: That smells good.

Eric Delko: What, cafe Cubano? Put some hair on your chest.

Calleigh Duquesne: Don't you just say the sweetest things.

Calleigh Duquesne: [walks into gun vault, smiles and sighs] I love my job.

Eric Delko: What's your plan _B_?

Calleigh Duquesne: Gun Vault.

[enters gun vault, smiles, and sighs]

Calleigh Duquesne: Be still my heart.

[defending a woman from a suspect]

Horatio Caine: The next time you want to take a swing at someone, start with me.

Ocean 11, 12, 13

Virgil Malloy: Are you a man?

Turk Malloy: Yes, nineteen.

Virgil Malloy: Are you alive?

Turk Malloy: Yes, eighteen.

Virgil Malloy: Evel Knievel.

Turk Malloy: ...shit. -dose anyone know what they are playing?

[on the Night Fox]

Turk Malloy: Come on, he's one guy, and he's French.

Turk Malloy: I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period French.

Rusty: You scared?

Linus: You suicidal?

Rusty: Only in the morning.

Danny: Saul, are you sure you're ready to do this?

Saul: If you ever ask me that question again Daniel, you will not wake up the following morning.

Danny: He's ready.

Rusty: [on Danny walking out of prison in a loosened black-tie suit] I hope you were the Groom.

Danny: [on Rusty's attire for picking him up from prison] Ted Nugent called, he wants his shirt back.

Basher: It will be nice working with proper villains again_

Terry Benedict: The last time we talked, you hung up on me.

Rusty Ryan: You used nasty words.

Turk Malloy: Are you in yet?

Virgil Malloy: I hate that question.

Turk Malloy: Don't change the facial structure.

Virgil Malloy: I'm making you taller. Don't you want to be taller? You're a midget in 34 states.

Turk Malloy: Yeah, well, I'm an animal in the other 34.

Virgil Malloy: [turns and stares at Turk]

Turk Malloy: 24. 22.

Rusty Ryan: Are you alright?

Danny Ocean: Yeh, um, I just bit into a pepper.

Rusty Ryan: Is that... are you... are you watching Oprah?

Rusty Ryan: Turn the machine off guys.

Turk Malloy: It is off.

Rusty Ryan: Are you kidding?

Turk Malloy: Does it sound like I'm laughing, sweetheart?

[Linus is talking to his dad on the phone]

Linus Caldwell: No, Dad. It will work.

[Danny puts his hand out for the phone]

Linus Caldwell: No Dad, I won't put Danny on.

[Rusty puts his hand out for the phone]

Linus Caldwell: Or Rusty.

Danny Ocean: You shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better.

Danny Ocean: [during the megatron-induced earthquake as the casio is being evacuated when the machine is shut down and quake continues] This is not time for jokes, fellas_

Turk Malloy: [underground with the megatron] Does it sound like I'm laughing, sweetheart.

Firefly

(Mal and Patience have just finished setting up a meet on Whitefall.)

Mal: You know, I do believe that woman is planning to shoot me again.

Mal: You don't know me very well, son, so let me put this to you plainly: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake. You'll be facing me. And you'll be armed.

Mal: I know they tell ya, you never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is, on occasion, hilarious.

Mal: May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

Mal: My work's illegal, but at least it's honest.

Mal: Use of a s-what?

Mal: You think following the rules will buy you a nice life, even if the rules make you a slave.

Mal: Mercy is the mark of a great man.

Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?

Mal: Now think real hard. You been bird-doggin' this township awhile now. They wouldn't mind a corpse of you. Now, you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

Mal: Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly comin' to a middle.

Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surffer

Ben Grimm: Head's up, Johnny_

[Johnny sees Frankie trying to catch the bouquet and destroys it with a blast of fire]

Johnny Storm: Sorry. Reflex.

Johnny Storm: I could catch him, but he's too strong for me.

Ben Grimm: I could whale on him, but he'd see me from a mile away.

Reed Richards: It would take all four of us.

Johnny Storm: Or maybe one of us.

Reed Richards: We don't know what that would do to you_

Johnny Storm: Let's not make this about me.

Susan Storm: Did you know I can create a force field inside someone's body and expand it until they explode?

Johnny Storm: [Appears in front of Dr. Doom after borrowing the others' powers] To quote a friend of mine: _It's cloberrin' time._

Johnny Storm: You don't look totally ridiculous in that dress.

Susan Storm: Is that obnoxious brother talk for 'You look kinda nice'?

Johnny Storm: You look beautiful.

Susan Storm: Thank you.

[Johnny slowly approaches Sue, looking her up and down. Finally he smiles]

Johnny Storm: Dad would have been proud.

Into the Blue

Bryce: Get out of the water. There are sharks everywhere, look.

Jared: Give me my mask and my fins real quick.

Bryce: You - No, you don't need a mask. There's a shark. I swear the #$. He's big. He' looks like Jaws. Get out.

Jared: Yeah, I know, but I lost my watch.

Bryce: You lost - ? You need an arm to wear a watch. Would you get out of the water, stupid? Please?

Jared: Sam gave me this watch for my birthday.

Bryce: I don't care_ Sam, get ...

[Sam tosses to Jared his mask and fins]

Bryce: What are you doing?

Sam: He's fine. They're just curious.

Bryce: Oh, curious as to what? As to what? What his ass tastes like?

[last lines]

Bryce: I got the cheese_

Jared: What?

Bryce: I have the dough_

Bryce: I have gold_

Jared: You found the gold?

Bryce: The dough-re-mi_

Jared: What do you mean, you found the gold?

Bryce: Fa-so-la-ti-dough_ Wow_ Yeah_

Jared: Anyway. Okay, so you must be Lisa?

Amanda: Who's Lisa?

Bryce: Yeah, who the hell is Lisa?

[mute]

Bryce: Amanda. Amanda.

Jared: Amanda.

Sam: Hi, Amanda. I'm Sam. Welcome to the Bahamas.

Amanda: Hi. Nice to meet you you, Sam.

Jared: I'm Jared. Sorry about that. -Loved Bryce mouthing Amanda’s name to Jared:)

Varisty Blues

Charlie Tweeder: [singing] _She broke my heart, so I broke her jaw._

Iron Man

[from trailer]

Soldier: Is it cool if I get a picture with you?

Tony Stark: Yes. Yes it is cool. I don't wanna see this on your myspace page. No gang signs please. No, I'm just kidding throw it up.

Jumper-Rockn movie by the way

Davey: You live in a cave...

Griffin: It's a lair_

Griffin: Paladins kill Jumpers, I kill Paladins, class dismissed.

Just Friends

Chris: Hi.

[Jamie slams the door in his face]

Chris: Jamie, look, Jamie_ I said a lot of really crappy things the other night and I'm sorry about that. I haven't been a very good friend to you and I'm sorry, ok. The truth is that I'm afraid to be your friend because I'm always gonna want more. But then I got to thinking that I'd rather have you in my life as a friend than not at all.

[She opens the door and looks at him]

Chris: You know, that's a lie too.

[She comes outside and closes the door behind her]

Chris: I want to take you out on a date. And I don't care if it's in the day or at night or whenever as long as it's a real date. And I want to tell you how beautiful I think you are, inside and out. And I want to have babies with you, and I want to marry you and I love you, Jamie, I always have.

[She smiles and they kiss]

Chris: Sorry, that's like 20 years all at once.

[He kisses her again]

Chris: I can't hear you Samantha... I can't hear you - OH_ Lightbulb_

Chris' Mom: [Starts dialing while Chris is on the phone] Joyce?... Joyce?

Chris: No, Mom, I'm on the phone.

Chris' Mom: What are you doing at Joyce's house?

Chris: Mom, I'm in the Living Room, ten feet away from you...

Chris' Mom: Well, while I have you on the phone dear... what would you like for dinner?

Samantha James: I love it that you're taking me home to meet your mom. Was this one of your clever little plans?

Chris: Yes. I planned you setting the plane on fire.

Chris: I'll just enjoy this glass of water.

[takes a sip]

Chris: I'm stuffed.

Samantha James: [on voicemail] Hey Chris, it's Samantha. I talked to my sponsor and I owe you an apology.

Samantha James: [phone beeps] It's Samantha. Call me_

Samantha James: [phone beeps] It's Samantha_

Chris' Mom: [phone beeps] Hello Joyce? Joyce?

Mr. and Mrs. Smith

John Smith: [after firing a rocket launcher] We should so not be allowed to buy these.

John Smith: Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is... you die.

Eddie: This broad is not your wife, she's the enemy.

John Smith: She tried to kill me.

Eddie: They all try to kill you. Slowly, painfully, cripplingly, and then wham. They hurt you. How you going to handle it?

John Smith: [grabs assault rifle] I'm going to borrow this.

Eddie: I like where your head's at, man.

Mom #1: Eddie?

Eddie: [shouts] Mom_ We are on high alert here. I almost killed you right then_ You do not even realize_

Mom #1: [pause] Never mind.

John Smith: [during a car chase] I never told you, but I was married once before.

Jane Smith: [slams on the brakes]

John Smith: What's wrong with you?

Jane Smith: [hitting John] You're what's wrong with me John.

John Smith: It was just a drunken Vegas thing.

Jane Smith: Oh, that's better. That's *much* better.

[pause]

Jane Smith: What's her name and social security number?

John Smith: No, you're not gonna kill her.

Jane Smith: Wait, why do I get the girl gun?

John Smith: Are you kidding me?

National Treasures: Book of Secrets

[from trailer]

Riley Poole: So let's recap: We've broken into Buckingham Palace, and the Oval Office, stolen a page from the President's super-secret book, and actually kidnapped the President of the United States. What are we gonna do next, short-sheet the Pope's bed?

Ben Gates: Well, you never know.

[from trailer]

Riley Poole: [seeing several police pulling up to the buidling] Oh look. My tax dollars at work, coming to arrest me.

[from trailer]

Ben Gates: I'm gonna kidnap him. I'm gonna kidnap the president of the United States.

Riley Poole: Wouldn't it just have been easier to make an appointment?

[from trailer]

Riley Poole: [looking at the helicopter over head] Is that for us?

[spotlight trains on them]

Riley Poole: Oh, hello_

[from trailer]

Ben Gates: [underground in the Hall of Records in Mt. Rushmore] Riley, what do see?

Riley Poole: [balancing on the giant over turned engraved slab, looking down at an open grave] Death and despair_ Mostly death. I mean a little despair, last few seconds. But than a hard sudden death.

Buckingham Palace Security Guard: The fire alarm is going off_

Riley Poole: Uh-oh_ God save the Queen_

[from trailer]

Emily Appleton: All this doesn't involve another treasure hunt, does it?

Ben Gates: Oh, no...

[from trailer]

FBI Agent: Treasure hunter Ben Gates is on the news again.

Sadusky: What did he find now, Atlantis?

[from trailer]

Riley Poole: We have thirty seconds to disable the alarm.

Ben Gates: Go.

[Ben and Riley break into a house and Riley disables the alarm]

Ben Gates: You did that in fifteen seconds.

Riley Poole: That's why I tell people to get a dog.

[from trailer]

Abigail Chase: Look_

Ben Gates: It's a cipher...

Riley Poole: Clever_

[from trailer]

Riley Poole: The last time I checked, we make our living off crazy.

[from trailer]

Ben Gates: [about the book he is reading] This doesn't make any sense.

Riley Poole: [beat] As if these clues ever do.

[from trailer]

Ben Gates: I need your help.

Riley Poole: Does it involve treasure?

Patrick Gates: The Statue of Liberty_ But which one?

Riley Poole: Exactly. Wait is there more than one?

Riley Poole: Did no one read my book?

Ben Gates: Well, would you look at that.

Riley Poole: Oh yeah, it spells _smudge_

Riley Poole: It's a little, golden man.

Riley Poole: [while trying to convince them of a conspiracy theory] Ben, if it were you trying to convince me, you'd have less evidence and I'd already believe you by now.

Cassie : [To Dean] The guy I'm with, the guy I'm hoping might be in my future, tells me he professionally pops ghosts.

Sam : [To Dean] You mean you dated someone? For more than one night?

Sam : [To Dean about Cassie] What's interesting is you guys never really look at each other at the same time. You look at her when she's not looking; she checks you out when you look away. It's just an interesting observation. In a, you know, observationally interesting way.

John : [To Dean and Sam] This fight is just starting. We're all going to have a part to play.

Sam : I wish I could have that kind of innocence.

Dean : If it means anything, sometimes I wish you could, too.

Provenance

Sam : So, what are we today, Dean? Are we rock stars? Are we Army Rangers?

Dean : We=re L.A. TV scouts looking for people with special skills.

Sarah : A fine example of American Primitive, wouldn=t you say?

Sam : Well, I=d say it=s more Grant Wood than Grandma Moses... but you knew that. You just wanted to see if I did.

Dean : Sam... marry that girl.

Sarah : So, this is what you guys do for a living?

Sam : Not exactly. We don=t get paid.

Sarah : You guys seem to be uncomfortably comfortable with this.

Sam : Well... this isn=t exactly the first grave we=ve dug. Still think I=m a catch?

Dean : Vampires. It gets funnier every time I hear it.

John : Back in 1835, when Halley=s comet was overhead, the same night those men died at the Alamo, they say Samuel Colt made a gun. A special gun. He made it for a hunter - a man like us, only on horseback. The story goes, he made 13 bullets. This hunter used the gun a half dozen times before he disappeared, the gun along with him. Somehow, Daniel got his hands on it. They say... They say this gun can kill anything.

Dean : Kill anything, like supernatural anything?

Sam : Like the demon.

John : Yeah, the demon. Ever since I picked up its trail, I=ve been looking for a way to destroy that thing. Find the gun... we may have it.

John : So somewhere along the line I stopped being your father. And I became your drill sergeant.

Salvation

Dean : Call you? Are you kidding me? Dad, I called you from Lawrence, alright? Sam called you when I was dying. I mean, getting you on the phone - I got a better chance of winning the lottery.

John : I want to stop losing people we love. I want you to go to school. I want, I want Dean to have a home. I want Mary alive. I just... I just want this to be over.

Dean : Don=t say just in case something happens to you. I don=t want to hear that freakin= speech, man. Nobody=s dying tonight. Not us, not that family, nobody... Except that demon. That evil son of a bitch isn=t getting any older than tonight, you understand me?

Meg : I=m so not in the mood for this. I=ve just been shot_

Sam : Dean, let me go_ It=s still in there_

Dean : It=s burning to the ground_ It=s suicide_

Sam : I don=t care_

Dean : I do_

Dean : Sam, look... The three of us, that=s all we have. And that=s all I have. Sometimes I feel like I=m barely holding it together, man. Without you and Dad...

Devil's Trap

Dean : Well, yeah, but last time we saw you, I mean, you did threaten to blast him full of buckshot. Cocked the shotgun and everything.

Bobby : Yeah, well, what can I say? John just has that effect on people.

Bobby : The storm=s coming, and you boys, your Daddy - you are smack in the middle of it.

Dean : [To Fireman] Well, I=ve got a Yorkie upstairs and he pees when he=s nervous...

Dean : You know that guy I shot? There was a person in there.

Sam : You didn=t have a choice, Dean.

Dean : Yeah, I know, that=s not what bothers me.

Sam : Then what does?

Dean : Killing that guy, killing Meg. I didn=t hesitate, I didn=t even flinch. For you or Dad, the things I=m willing to do or kill, it=s just, uh ... it scares me sometimes.

Season 2

In My Time Of Dying

Dean : Come on, Sam. Go find some hoodoo priest to lay some mojo on me.

Dean : [To John who cant hear him] Come on, Dad. You've gotta help me. I've gotta get better, I've gotta get back in there. I mean, you haven't called a soul for help. You haven't even tried. Aren't you going to do anything? Aren't you even going to say anything? I've done everything you've ever asked me. Everything. I have given everything I've ever had. And you're just going to sit there and you're going to watch me die? I mean, what the hell kind of father are you?

Dean : Dude, I full-on Swayze'd that mother.

John : [To Sam] Can we not fight? You know, half the time we're fighting, I don't know what we're fighting about. We're just butting heads. Sammy, I, I've made some mistakes. But I've always done the best I could. I just don't want to fight anymore, okay?

John : [To Dean] You know, when you were a kid, I'd come home from a hunt, and after what I'd seen, I'd be, I'd be wrecked. And you, you'd come up to me and you, you'd put your hand on my shoulder and you'd look me in the eye and you'd... You'd say _It's okay, Dad_ Dean, I'm sorry. [...] You shouldn't have had to say that to me, I should have been saying that to you. You know, I put, I put too much on your shoulders, I made you grow up too fast. You took care of Sammy, you took care of me. You did that, and you didn't complain, not once. I just want you to know that I am so proud of you.

Doctor : I'll call it. Time of death - 10:41 am.

Everybody Loves A Clown

Dean : This is humiliating. I feel like a friggin' soccer mom_

Ash : There are non-parametrics, statistical overviews, prospects and correlations, I mean.. damn_ They're signs. Omens. Uh, if you can track 'em, you can track this demon. You know, like crop failures, electrical storms... You ever been struck by lightening? It ain't fun.

Jo : Most hunters come through that door think they can get in my pants with some pizza, a six pack, and side one of Zeppelin IV.

Sam : Well, at least I'm not afraid of flying.

Dean : Planes crash_

Sam : And apparently clowns kill_

Mr Cooper : You see, this place, it's a refuge for outcasts. Always has been. For folks that don't fit in nowhere else. But you two? You should go to school. Find a couple of girls. Have two point five kids. Live regular.

Sam : Sir? We don't want to go to school. And we don't want regular. We want this.

Ash : But if this fugly bastard raises his head, I'll know. I mean, I'm on it like Divine on dog dookie.

Bloodlust

Sam : You know, if you two want to get a room, just let me know, Dean.

Sam : A couple of severed heads and a pile of dead cows and you're Mr. Sunshine.

Gordon : Well, lighten up a little, Sammy.

Sam : He's the only one who gets to call me that.

Dean : Sammy? Remind me to beat that buzzkill out of you later, all right?

Sam : You know, you slap on this big fake smile but I can see right through it. Because I know how you feel, Dean. Dad's dead. And he left a hole, and it hurts so bad you can't take it, but you can't just fill up that hole with whoever you want to. It's an insult to his memory.

Dean : What if we killed things that didn't deserve killing?

Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things

Neil : We've got booze, we've got chocolate, and, wait for it... tortured emo rock. Guaranteed cure for any broken heart.

Neil : I didn't realize the college employed grief counselors.

Dean : Oh yeah. Yeah, you talk, we listen. Or maybe throw in a little therapeutic collage, whatever jump-starts the healing.

Dean : What's dead should stay dead_

Sam : Dean, I don't scare easy, but man, you're scaring the crap out of me.

Sam : Stop. Please, Dean, it's killing you. Please. We've already lost Dad. We've lost Mom. I've lost Jessica. And now I'm going to lose you too?

Dean : Hello? Neil?_ It's your grief counselors, we've come to hug.

Dean : You and Dad... you're the most important people in my life. And now... I never should have come back, Sam. It wasn't natural. And now look what's come of it. I was dead. And I should have stayed dead. You wanted to know how I was feeling. Well, that's it. So tell me. What could you possibly say to make that all right?

Simon Said

Dean : There's gonna be hunters there, I don't know if, if, if going in and announcing that you're some supernatural freak with a, a demonic connection is the best thing, okay?

Sam : So I'm a freak now?

Dean : You've always been a freak.

Sam : Hey Ash. Um. We need your help.

Ash : Well, hell then. Guess I need my pants.

Dean : REO Speedwagon?

Jo : Damn right REO. Kevin Cronin sings it from the heart.

Dean : He sings it from the hair. There's a difference.

Dean : He's psychic. Kind of like you. Well, not really like you, but see, he thinks you're a murderer, and he's afraid that he's going to become one himself, 'cause you're all part of something that's terrible. And I hope to hell that he's wrong, but I'm starting to get a little scared that he might be right.

Weber : He came to me. In my dream. He said I was special. He told me he's got big plans for me. Wait 'till you see what's in store, Andy, for both of us_ See, he's the one who told me I had a brother. A twin.

Sam : Right circumstances, everyone's capable of murder. Everyone. You know, maybe that's what the demon's doing. Pushing us. Finding ways to break us.

Ellen : You mind your tongue with me, boy. This isn't just your war, this is war. Now, something big and bad's coming and it's coming fast, and their side holds all the cards. Now, at best all we got is us. Together. No secrets or half-truths here.

No Exit

Dean : Young girl's been kidnapped by an evil cult.

Sam : Yeah? Girl got a name?

Dean : Katie Holmes.

Dean : [To Jo] Sweetheart, this ain't gender studies. Women can do the job fine. Amateurs can't. You have no experience. What you do have is a bunch of half-baked romantic that some barflies put in your head.

Dean : Remember when I said you being bait was a bad plan? Now it's kind of the only one we got.

Sam : So? This job as glamorous as you thought it would be?

Jo : Well, except for all the pee-your-pants terror, yeah.

The Usual Suspects

Dean : What do you think, Scully? You wanna check it out?

Sam : I'm not Scully, you're Scully.

Dean : No, I'm Mulder. You're a red-headed woman.

Dean : My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone. But I know who did. Or rather what did. Of course it can't be for sure, because our investigation was interrupted. But our working theory was that we're looking for some kind of vengeful spirit.

Sam : You know? This is bothering me.

Ballard : Well, you are digging up a corpse.

Sam : No, not that. That's, uh, that's pretty par for the course, actually.

Crossroad Blues

Dean : Dude, I'm like Dillinger or something.

Dean : Well, we know a little about a lot of things. Just enough to make us dangerous.

Dean : I usually like to be warned before I'm violated with demon tongue.

Croatoan

Sam : [To Dean] Roanoke? Lost colony? Ring a bell? Dean, did you pay any attention in history class?

Sam : You might kill an innocent man, and you don't even care_ You don't act like yourself anymore, Dean. Hell, you know what? You're acting like one of those things out there.

Duane : You were gonna shoot me_

Dean : You don't shut your pie hole, I still might.

Sam : This is the dumbest thing you=ve ever done.

Dean : I don=t know about that. Remember that waitress in Tampa?

Dean : I'm tired, Sam. I'm tired of this job, this life . . . this weight on my shoulders, man. I'm tired of it.

Hunted

Ava : [To Sam] Okay, you know what? Screw you buddy, okay, cos I'm a secretary from Peoria and I'm not part of anything, okay? D'you see this? I am getting married in eight weeks. I am supposed to be at home, addressing invitations, which I am way behind on by the way, but instead I drove out here to save your weirdo ass, but if you just wanna stay here and die, fine. Me? I'm due back on planet Earth.

Sam: Are you okay?

Ava: Am I okay?

Sam: Yeah.

Ava: I just helped you steal some dead guy's confidential psych files. I'm awesome_

Ellen: Now, Dean, they say you can=t protect your loved ones forever. Well, I say screw that-- what else is family for?

Dean: What=s the point of saving the world if you can=t get a little nookie once in a while, huh?

Playthings

Susan: I don't believe this.

Dean: Listen, sister, that car didn't try to run you down by itself, okay? I mean I guess it did, technically, but if a spirit can... forget it.

Dean: We gotta figure this out and fast. What d'ya find out about Granny?

Sam: (drunkenly) You're bossy.

Dean: What?_

Sam: You're bossy. And short... (chuckles)

Dean: Are you drunk?

Sam: Yeah_ So? Stupid.

Dean: Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?

Sam: Well, you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating.

Dean: Dude, this is sweet_ I never get to work jobs like this.

Sam: Like what?

Dean: Old-school haunted houses. Secret passageways, sissy British accents. We might even get to run into Fred and Daphne while we're inside. Mmm, Daphne...love her.

Nightshifter

Frannie: So, what's it like, being an FBI guy?

Dean: Well, it's dangerous, yeah. And the secrets we gotta keep, oh God, the secrets. But mostly it's... it's lonely.

Ronald: This is not a robbery_ Everybody on the floor, now_

Frannie: So, what's it like, being an FBI guy?

Dean: Well, it's dangerous, yeah. And the secrets we gotta keep, oh #$, the secrets. But mostly it's... it's lonely.

Houses of the Holy

Dean: Man, you have got to try this because there really is magic in the magic fingers.

Sam: Dude. You're enjoying that way too much. It's kinda making me uncomfortable.

Sam: Dude, all right, I'll admit, we've gone pretty ghetto with spellwork before, but this takes the cake_ I mean, a Spongebob placemat instead of an altar cloth?_

Dean: We'll just put it Spongebob-side down.

Dean: That lore about unicorns is true too. I hear they ride on silver moonbeams, and shoot rainbows out of their ass.

Born Under A Bad Sign

Bobby: Don't try and con a con man.

Sam: (in a sing-song voice) My Daddy shot your Daddy in the head.

Tall Tales

Dean: These punishments, they=re almost poetic. Well, actually they=d be more like a limerick, but stillY

Sam: Dean. this is a very serious investigation. We don't have time for any of your blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah. Blah... blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah. Blah_

Roadkill

Dean: Y'know, just once I'd like to round the corner and see a nice house.

Sam: It's an old country custom, Dean. Planting a tree as a grave-marker.

Dean: You're like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness.

Sam: Yeah, I know.

Molly: What happens if you burn their bones?

Sam: My dad always said it's like death for spirits. But the truth is, we never know.

Heart

Sam: What were you doing with Kurt?

Madison: I don=t know. I mean, it=s not like he introduced himself like, AHi, I=m possessive and controlling and I like to punch people, wanna be my girlfriend?@

Madison: You know for a stakeout, your car's a bit conspicuous.

Sam: Can I ask you a question? I, it's, it's a little personal.

Madison: You've seen my entire underwear collection. Go ahead.

Hollywood Babylon

Brad: Uh, excuse me, green-shirt guy? Yeah, yeah, you, come here. Could you get me a smoothie from craft?

Dean: You want a what from who?

Tara: Doesn=t that sound silly? Why would a ghost be afraid of salt?

Sam: You know, maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie because they think it sucks. 'Cause, I mean, it kind of does.

Dean: What's a PA?

Sam: I think they're kinda like slaves.

Folsom Prison Blues

Mara: Do you have any idea how much trouble you're in here?

Dean: I've got a vague notion.

Randall: Why you inside, kid?

Sam: Cause I got an idiot for a brother.

Randall: That=ll do it.

Dean: Don't worry, Sam. I promise I won't trade you for smokes.

Hendrickson: You think you're funny?

Dean: I think I'm adorable.

What Is and What Should Never Be

Dean: You should have seen it, Sam... our lives... you were such a wussy.

Carmen: What do you say later we get you a cheeseburger?

Dean: Oh god yes. How=d I end up with such a cool chick?

Carmen: I just got low standards.

Sam: I thought it was supposed to be a fantasy.

Dean: It wasn't. If Mom never died, you and me would've never gone hunting and you and me, you know.

Sam: Yeah. Well, I'm glad we did.

Dean: Bitch.

Sam: What're you calling me a bitch for?

Dean: You're supposed to say _jerk._

Sam: What?

Dean: Never mind.

All Hell Breaks Loose Part One

Ava: Sam, psychic abilities and spoon-bending... it's one thing. But demons?

Sam: Andy, you still with me, or what?

Andy: Give me a minute, I'm still working through _Demons are real._

Jake: Salt is a weapon?

Sam: It's a brave new world.

All Hell Breaks Loose Part Two

Dean: When you were little, couldn't have been more than five, you just started asking questions. How come we didn't have a mom. Why did we always have to move around. Where's Dad. I remember I begged you. 'Quit asking, Sammy. You don't want to know.' I just wanted you to be a kid. Just for a little while longer. Always tried to protect you. Keep you safe. Dad didn't even have to tell me. It's just always my responsibility, you know? It's like I had one job. I had one job, and I screwed it up. I blew it, and for that, I'm sorry. I guess that=s what I do. I let down the people I love. Y=know, I let Dad down, and now I guess I=m just supposed to let you down, too. How can I? How am I supposed to live with that? What am I supposed to do? Sammy? What am I supposed to do?

Yellow-Eyed Demon: So, Dean. I gotta thank you. You see, demons can't resurrect people unless a deal is made. I know, red tape, it'll make you nuts. But thanks to you, Sammy's back in rotation. I wasn't counting on that, but I'm glad. I liked him better than Jake anyhow.

Yellow-Eyed Demon: Boys shouldn't play with Daddy's guns.

Ellen: A lot of good people died in there, and I got to live. Lucky me

Dean: We've got work to do.

Stewie Griffin: Look, I really don't want to go to hell, but I can't stop my nature. I'm just a hateful person

Brian Griffin: You're not hateful you just need to control your anger. Like I do.

Stewie Griffin: oh, you mean by being sauced all day_ Wait a minute_ Of Course_ That's it_ If I'm drunk I'll be calm and if I'm calm I'll be nice, and if I'm nice then I won't go to hell. Fix me a highball I'm going to get good and tight_

Al Harrington: Hi, I'm Al Harrington, President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse_ Thanks to a shipping error I am now overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to *you_ Attract customers to your business, make a splash at your next presentation, keep grandma company, protect your crops, confuse your neighbours_ African American? Hail a cab, testify in church or just raise the roof_ Whatever your wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man needs, come on down to Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse, route two in Weekapaug_

Wilfred Brimley: Hi, I'm Wilfred Brimley, and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee, and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day, I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago, I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife's been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Peter Griffin: Hey, Stewie. How about Daddy teaches you how to swim?

Stewie Griffin: Go... away... fat man.

[Peter picks up Stewie]

Stewie Griffin: Dah_ What do you think you're doing? No means no_

[Stewie hangs on Peter's arm while Peter tries to get Stewie in the pool]

Peter Griffin: Come on, Stewie_ In... the... pool_

Stewie Griffin: No_ No, I don't want to die_ I want to live_ Live_

[Brian has died and gone to heaven where he sits in a booth having drinks with some new friends]

Brian Griffin: Wow, look at me_ Hanging out drinking with Ernest Hemingway, Van Gogh and Kurt Cobain. Still, it feels like we all got here a little earlier than we should have.

Ernest Hemingway: Yeah, well, I finally collapsed under the weight of my own genius and shot myself.

Vincent Van Gogh: I could not reconcile my passion with the way people around me were living so I shot myself.

Kurt Cobain: I hated the thought of my music become part of some bland corporate mechanism so I shot myself.

Brian Griffin: [sheepish] Yeah I, uh... I got into the garbage and ate some chocolate.

Scientist: [Scientist unfreezes Walt's body] Welcome Back,Mr. Disney

Walt Disney: Are the Jews gone yet?

Scientist: Uhh,no...

Walt Disney: Put me back in_

[Slams the crynogen chamber shut]

Peter Griffin: For more about flatulence, you can visit my a_ [Peter Farts]

Stew Griffin: We'll have to borrow the money from mommy and daddy.

Stew Griffin: [Stewie leaps onto Stew's head and peels back his eyelids] AH_

Stewie Griffin: Never call them that again_ It's Lois and the Fatman_ Do you hear me?

Stew Griffin: Yes yes_

Stewie Griffin: Hey Brian_ Brian_

Brian Griffin: What?

Stewie Griffin: Knock-knock_

Brian Griffin: Oh, come on_

Stewie Griffin: Knock-knock_

Brian Griffin: [sigh] Who's there?

Stewie Griffin: Your friend, Stewie. And he's always gonna be there for you_

Brian Griffin: This is the perfectly destroyed spider web.

Stewie Griffin: Where's the spider?

Brian Griffin: Knock, knock_

Stewie Griffin: Who's there?

Brian Griffin: I ate him_

Stewie Griffin: [Stewie and Stu visit his family in the future. Lois greets them at the front door] She's still ALIVE? What the h, man?

Brian Griffin: What are you doing?

Stewie Griffin: Well, you heard Captain Syphillis, we're going to California_

Brian Griffin: Oh come on, you can't go alone with Quagmire. Look, I tell you what. If you're serious about this [sighs] I'll go with you. Although I should probably ask Peter and Lois if it's okay.

Stewie Griffin: Oh, they won't even know we're gone.

[Stewie presses a button. Robotic duplicates of Brian and Stewie come out of a closet]

Stewie Griffin_ robot: Dang you, vile woman_ Blast_ What the deuce?

Brian Griffin_ robot: I am a tool. Stewie is better than me at everything, including arts and crafts and the guitar. I have no friends.

Stewie Griffin: You know what, give me your keys.

Brian Griffin: No, no, I'm fine.

Stewie Griffin: No, no, give me your keys.

Brian Griffin: I'm fine. I'm driving

Stewie Griffin: You're too drunk. Give me your keys.

Brian Griffin: I'm fine. I'm driving.

Stewie Griffin: Peter, Meg, Brian, you're too drunk give me your keys. You're too drunk to drive.

Brian Griffin: I, I'm, uhhh, you're right. Here here you go.

Stewie Griffin: [on top of a shelf; drunk] Everybody_ Everybody_ I'm gonna jump_ Gonna jump from... Gonna jump... to my high chair_

Peter Griffin: Stewie can you not interrupt? It grinds my gears when you do that.

Lois Griffin: Oh_ He said it_

Stewie Griffin: You ready? Can you... Can you see me... gonna jump... gonna ju... jump to my highchair. You watching? Are you? Are you? [jumps and misses highchair] Ow_ You see me?

Lois Griffin: [Stewie and Lois are at the Community Pool. Lois is trying to teach Stewie- who is pettrified of the water- how to swim] Aw, now don't worry Stewie, there's no need to be afraid, it won't bite you_

Stewie Griffin: SHUT UP_ Stupid_ What a stupid thing to say_ You drown in it you moron_ It doesn't have to bite you_

Stewie Griffin: [looking at Rupert, whose leg has been sewn back on] I say, what happened to his leg? Oh wait, now I remember.

[flashback to Brian and Stewie at the kitchen table]

Brian Griffin: You are really gonna sit there with a straight face and tell me a flat tax doesn't favor the wealthy.

Stewie Griffin: Not one bit. And it saves millions of man hours that the complexity of the current tax code wastes, which you would realize if you weren't retarded.

[Brian takes Rupert, cuts off his leg, and eats it]

Stewie Griffin: Hey, give him back - stop that - what are you doing? Give me back his leg_

Brian Griffin: [smirking] Oh, you'll get it back.

Kate: A boar wouldn't just attack you for no reason.

Sawyer: Thank you, boar expert. This one did_

Sawyer: [on _Watership Down] Hell of a book. It's about bunnies.

Jin Kwon: Good... to see... you.

Sawyer: Well look at that_ Somebody's hooked on phonics.

Kate: We can start again, give each other a clean slate.

Sawyer: [laughs] Slate. Like on 'Little House'?

Kate: What?

Sawyer: 'Little House on the Prairie'. Laura Ingalls used to write on a little chalkboard at school.

Kate: [amused] You call it 'Little House'?

Locke: Does any of this look familiar from when you were coming back?

Sawyer: Well yeah, here's my favorite leaf_ How could I forget this place?

Sawyer: You sure Mike went this way?

Locke: Why do you ask?

Sawyer: Oh I don't know Mr. Clean, I probably would've gone around Mount Vesuvius.

Locke: Why'd you pick that name?

Sawyer: Ain't it obvious? All you need's an earring and a mop.

Sawyer: You shouldn't be out here alone. Not after what happened...

Kate: No, I'm fine. I can take care of myself.

Sawyer: Oh, of course. I don't need protecting. I can take care of myself. Me Kate. Me throw rock.

Sawyer: So, where'd you learn to play cards, Doc?

Jack: Phuket.

Sawyer: What the hell were you doing in Thailand? What? You don't think I know where

Phuket is? Just because I dropped out in ninth grade, don't make me an idiot.

Kate: You expect me to work in this dress?

Danny Pickett: Well, it's up to you. You can take it off if you want.

[Sawyer grins at Kate. She scowls back at him]

James 'Sawyer' Ford: [turning to Danny] How dare you?

Kate Austen: [When Pickett's about to kill Sawyer] Please, don't_ I'll do anything you

want_

Pickett: I want you to watch_

Sawyer: Close your eyes, Freckles.

Kate Austen: Stand up.

Sawyer: Close your eyes_

Sawyer: What'd you bring her along for, a sympathy vote? She ain't in my head, Doc, so

why don't you two go play in the jungle?

Sawyer: Well, well, well. What do we got here? Was Little Red Riding Hood gonna follow

the Big Bad Wolf back to his stash o' guns?

Ana-Lucia Cortez: Why don't you gimme that one right there?

Sawyer: I ain't gonna _gimme_ you nothin'.

Sawyer: [to Christian Shephard] Hey, I'm walkin' here_

Sawyer: [to Ethan when he tries to stand back up] Uhn uhn uhn, not even for a second,

jungle boy.

Sawyer: [after Jack beats up Ethan in the jungle] Winner by a knock-out, nice one, Doc.

Now maybe somebody can tell me who or what this son-of-a-B& is_ Nuh, uh, uh, Jungle Boy,

not even for one second.

Jack: Sawyer, you know how to use a gun?

Sawyer: I know at least one polar bear who seems to think so.

Sawyer: Well, looks like Steve drawed the short straw huh?

Hurley: Dude, his name was Scott.

Sawyer: Howdy, boys. Thanks for the rescue.

Michael: Everything's cool. We had a talk and they believe we were on the plane, too.

Sawyer: Swell, I guess we can all sue Oceanic together.

Ana-Lucia Cortez: When I tell you to do something you do it. I say _move, you move. I

say _stop, you stop. I say _jump, what do you say?

Sawyer: You first.

Sayid Jarrah: Is it true? Henry's escaped?

Dr. Jack Shephard: Yeah.

Sayid Jarrah: Who's going after him?

Dr. Jack Shephard: Locke and Eko went out in the middle of the night.

James _Sawyer_ Ford: But we ain't seen either of them since.

Sayid Jarrah: Those are the guns, aren't they? What are you doing with them?

James _Sawyer_ Ford: What do you think we're doing? It's time to finish this.

Sayid Jarrah: When do we leave?

James _Sawyer_ Ford: In the morning.

Dr. Jack Shephard: You're not coming, Sayid.

Sayid Jarrah: Excuse me?

Dr. Jack Shephard: Michael wants to keep it small. Me, Kate, Hurley, and him.

James _Sawyer_ Ford: Yeah, well _Him_ says even though Pippi Longstockings and the damn

Grape Ape are ideal candidates for the Dirty Dozen, I'm just gonna say we might wanna

bring along the Red Beret_

James _Sawyer_ Ford: Got some good news for you. Captain Arab's in too. The cavalry rides

at sunrise.

Michael Dawson: You told Sayid?

James _Sawyer_ Ford: Yeah I told Sayid.

Michael Dawson: You shouldn't have done that_

James _Sawyer_ Ford: Oh well I'm sorry_ I just figured if we're going to war, we'd want

the one guy who's actually been in a war_

James _Sawyer_ Ford: So what happened out there in the jungle?

Dr. Jack Shephard: Exactly what he said happened, he found their camp...

James _Sawyer_ Ford: I ain't talking about Mike. You and Freckles. Before you found him,

y'all were gone all night.

Dr. Jack Shephard: We were caught in a net.

James _Sawyer_ Ford: What's the heck that supposed to mean?

Dr. Jack Shephard: It means we got caught in a net.

James _Sawyer_ Ford: Is that what they're calling it these days?

Bearded Man: Hey, you got yourself a fish biscuit. Now how'd you do that?

Sawyer: I figured out your complicated little gizmo.

Bearded Man: It only took the bears two hours.

Sawyer: How many of 'em where there?

Karl: What are the people like? From your plane?

Sawyer: Oh, they're just awesome_

James 'Sawyer' Ford: Red here was wearing a vest. Which means her posse's gonna come

expecting themselves a gun fight.

Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: If all they want is her, why don't we just let her go? I mean, I

thought we were just gonna go hide. Why do we need to take prisoners?

John Locke: We're keeping her because she's gonna be valuable.

Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: How's she gonna be valuable?

Charlotte Staples Lewis: He means as a hostage, love.

Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Nuh uh, no, that's not what I signed up for.

John Locke: What did you sign up for, Hugo?

Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Look, I'm just saying that if we let her go, they'll look at is as a

sign of good faith.

John Locke: They'll look at it as an act of foolishness, which is what it would be.

Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: I'm just trying to come up with some kinda compromise.

John Locke: We're beyond compromise. And right now, Hugo, I'm making the decisions. Is

that gonna be a problem for you?

James 'Sawyer' Ford: What's in this cabin that's so important anyway?

Ben Linus: John's looking for somebody to tell him what to do next.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: You ready to give us the name, Gizmo?

John Locke: He's not going to tell you who the spy is on their boat, James.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: Yeah, why not?

John Locke: Because that's the only thing keeping him alive.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: Well here's an idea: why don't we take a gun, point it to his big

toe and send that little piggy to the market... And if he still doesn't want to tell us,

move on to the roast beef. Why don't we do that?

John Locke: Because then we'd have to carry him.

Ana-Lucia Cortez: [approaching hidden bunker in the middle of nowhere] We're here_

Sawyer: What's you gonna do? Beam us up?

Libby: How'd you get shot, anyway?

Sawyer: With a gun.

[Sawyer's just fainted and Michael runs to check on him]

Michael: Hey, Sawyer_ You okay?

Sawyer: [faintly] I would've left you behind.

Michael: Shut up man, don't try that.

Sawyer: [even fainter] I did leave you behind.

Michael: Yeah well, good thing I ain't you.

Tom Friendly: Okay. I give up.

[Sawyer shoots him in the chest]

James 'Sawyer' Ford: That's for taking the kid off the raft.

Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes: Dude, it was over. He surrendered.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: I didn't believe him.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: So, when you pulled us out of those polar bear cages and put us on

the chain gang, what the heck did you have us breaking all those rocks for anyway?

Juliet Burke: We were building a runway.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: A runway? For what?

Juliet Burke: The aliens.

Kate: How do you know that he was an air marshall?

Sawyer: [holds up badge] He had a clip-on badge, sweatheart. I took that too, thought it was cool.

Sawyer: I saw a guy lying there with an ankle holster. So I took the gun. Thought it might come in handy. And guess what?

[shouts] Sawyer: I just shot a bear_

Kate: Where did that come from?

Sawyer: Probably bear village - how the hell do I know?

Kate: Not the bear, the gun.

Sawyer: [Sawyer confronts an injured Sayid in a cave a few days after Sayid had tortured Sawyer for some information] Well, well, well. I don't know if you Islams got a concept of karma, but I get the sense this island just served you up a heaping platter of cosmic payback.

Sawyer: You're just not looking at the big picture, Doc. You're still back in civilization.

Jack: Yeah? And where are you?

Sawyer: Me? I'm in the wild.

Sayid: [Boone slips the gun and clip from Sawyer and Sayid while they sleep, to stand watch] Give it back to me.

Sawyer: Oh, yeah. Give it to _Al Jazeera_. He'll protect us.

Sawyer: How about we talk about that other thing. You know the transmission Abdul picked up on his little radio?

Kate: That's it, get up. You're going to Jack.

Sawyer: Do I get a lollipop?

Sawyer: My uncle, he died of a brain tumor. Does that run in the family? Tumors.

Jack: What type of tumor was it?

Sawyer: The type that kills you.

Kate: [Sawyer has said he will only tell Kate where the asthma medicine is] So I'm here. Where is it?

Sawyer: Happy to tell you - soon as I get that kiss.

Kate: What? Are you serious?

Sawyer: Baby, I am tied to a tree in a jungle of mystery. I just been tortured by a dam&ed spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi. 'Course I'm serious. You're just not seeing the big picture here, Freckles. You really gonna let that girl suffocate 'cause you can't bring yourself to give me one little kiss? Hell, it's only first base. Lucky for you I ain't greedy.

Kate: ...OK.

Sawyer: Doctor playin' golf? Whoo_ Boy howdie, now I've heard everything. What's next? Cop eatin' a doughnut?

Kate: [sees a large horse and thinks she's hallucinating] Do you see that?

Sawyer: If you mean the big a& horse in the middle of the jungle, then, yes, I see it.

Kate: Can you hear me? Sawyer? Wayne? I'm probably crazy and this doesn't matter, but maybe you're in there somehow. But you asked me a question. You asked me why... why I did it. It wasn't because you drove my father away, or the way you looked at me, or because you beat her. It's because I hated that you were a part of me... that I would never be good. That I would never have anything good. And every time that I look at Sawyer... every time I feel something for him... I see you, Wayne. And it makes me sick.

James _Sawyer_ Ford: That's about the sweetest thing I've ever heard.

Kate: Sawyer?

James _Sawyer_ Ford: Who the heck's Wayne? I'm in a bunk-bed?

Kate: Yeah, you're in a bunk-bed.

James _Sawyer_ Ford: Are we saved?

Kate: No, Sawyer. Not yet.

Jack: Sorry, man, I know this hurts. Michael told me you pulled the bullet out with your bare hands. You'll have to show me how to do that sometime.

Sawyer: [whispering] Where is she?

Jack: What? I didn't...

Sawyer: [whispering] Where is she?

Jack: You mean Kate. She's been watching over you for the past 24 hours straight. The only way I could get rid of her was to send her out to get some food for you.

Sawyer: [whispering] I love her. I love her.

Sawyer: You're in my light, Sticks.

Shannon: 'Lightsticks.' What the hell is that?

Sawyer: Light, comma, Sticks. As in those legs of yours.

Sawyer: So how does it feel?

Boone: How's what feel?

Sawyer: Taking my place on top of everyone's _Most Hated_ list.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: You alright, sweehart?

Claire Littleton: Yeah, a little wobbly but I'll live.

Miles Straume: I wouldn't be too sure about that.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: They just started shooting. Why?

Ben Linus: Those people were murdered to make you angry, James. So you'd be more likely to come storming in here en throw me through the walls.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: Well, what's wrong with that? Sounds like a great plan to me.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: [to John Locke] What do you say? On three?

Sawyer: [after pulling the bullet out of his arm] You got a band-aid?

Sawyer: What are you going to do, splash me?

Ana-Lucia Cortez: All right then, genius, which way would you go?

Sawyer: Hey, I'm with you. Just sit tight and wait for Mr. Eko to show up and guide us.

Ana-Lucia Cortez: If your friend didn't run off, Eko would still be here now, wouldn't he? You sure didn't have any problem leaving him behind, though.

Sawyer: Michael only cares about himself and his kid. Neither's got squat to do with me.

[Michael shows up]

Michael: Glad you feel that way.

Sawyer: I didn't expect to see you again.

Libby: Let me just take a look at your shoulder.

Sawyer: What are you a doctor?

Libby: A clinical psychologist.

Sawyer: You're a shrink. Maybe you ought to talk to my shoulder.

Libby: How'd you get shot anyway?

Sawyer: With a gun.

Kate: What is it?

Claire: Somebody's in there.

Sayid: Everyone in there's dead.

Jack: Sawyer.

Sawyer: Right behind ya, jacka*&

Sawyer: [after offering Claire some fish] She likes me.

Sawyer: By the time you get back we'll be in the water. Guess this is pretty much goodbye, then.

Jack: Yeah, I guess it is. Good luck, Sawyer.

Sawyer: [pause] Jack_ About a week before we all got on the plane I got to talking to this man in a bar in Sydney. He was American, too. A doctor. I've been on some benders in my time, but this guy he was going for an all time record. It turns out this guy has a son his son's a doctor, too. They had some kind of big time falling out. The guy knew it was his fault even though his son was back in the States thinking the same damn thing.

Jack: [starts to recognize who Sawyer's talking about]

Sawyer: See, kids are like dogs, you knock them around enough they'll think they did something to deserve it. Anyway, there's a pay phone in this bar. And this guy, Christian... tells me he wishes he had the stones to pick up the phone, call his kid, tell him he's sorry, that he's a better doctor than he'll ever be he's proud and he loves him. I had to take off, but something tells me he never got around to making that call. Small world, huh?

Jack: [unable to hold back tears] Yeah...

Sawyer: Good luck, Jack.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: Why did you throw Locke out a window?

Anthony Cooper: He was becoming a nuisance. I conned him into giving me one of his kidneys. He never got over it.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: Conned?

Anthony Cooper: Yes sir, conned.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: What's your name?

Anthony Cooper: Hmm?

James 'Sawyer' Ford: Your name.

Anthony Cooper: A conman goes by many names friend. I've been Alan Seward, Anthony

Cooper, Ted MacLaren, Tom Sawyer, Louis Jackson, and Paul...

James 'Sawyer' Ford: Tom Sawyer.

Anthony Cooper: I was young and Huck Finn was taken. And the ladies loved that one. Made me charming.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: Well how about that.

Anthony Cooper: How about what?

James 'Sawyer' Ford: Sawyer's my name too.

Sawyer: [about the survivors of plane's tail-end] I think they're gonna eat us.

John Locke: Do you think I know what I'm doing?

James 'Sawyer' Ford: Huh?

John Locke: Do you... Regret following me out here? Or are you worried about what we should do next?

James 'Sawyer' Ford: All I know is that I would be a lot more worried if I were sitting on that beach.

John Locke: And the rest of the group, what are they saying?

James 'Sawyer' Ford: I think they're saying 'baah'. That's the nice thing about sheep - predictable.

Libby: Okay, hey, hey, how about no one's in charge, okay? I'm sure everyone can manage to just take what they need.

Sawyer: Great plan, Moonbeam. And after that we can sing Kumbaya and do 'trust falls.'

Jack: [Jack walks up to Kate and Sawyer] I need your help. I'm going out to find our friend with the beard.

Sawyer: And you're inviting me because you need a gun.

Jack: Actually I was inviting Kate, and I've alreay got a gun, but thanks for offering.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: Yo chief, dumb question; we're sailing out in the ocean, right?

Michael Dawson: Do you mind?

James 'Sawyer' Ford: Sulu over here is packing a suitcase full of salted fish_

Michael Dawson: Yeah?

James 'Sawyer' Ford: We can't catch fish?

Michael Dawson: Do you know anything about surviving at sea? Sailing? Navigating? Steering a raft?

James 'Sawyer' Ford: Do you?

Michael Dawson: It doesn't matter what I know; I built it_ Maybe you are the wrong guy to go on the raft.

James 'Sawyer' Ford: You're gonna vote me off, _Mickie_? And who the hell's gonna take my place?

Sawyer: Did you just kill that bunny?

[on the raft; Walt is asleep]

Sawyer: Know what I like about you, Mike? You got the patience of a saint.

Michael: Yeah? Why you say that?

Sawyer: I've seen the way he talks to you. The way he runs around, does whatever the heck he wants. I'd have shown him the back of my hand a long time ago.

Michael: You would, huh?

Sawyer: Heck of a lot cheaper than a shrink.

Michael: Is that what your father did to you? Show you the back of his hand?

Sawyer: My daddy never got a chance to beat me. He shot himself when I was eight.

Michael: [after a pause] That why you want to die, man?

Sawyer: What?

Michael: Since the day you told me you wanted on this raft, I couldn't figure it out. Why does a guy who only cares about himself want to risk his life to save everyone else? Yeah... way I see it, there's only two choices. You're either a hero, or you want to die.

Sawyer: [gruffly] Well... I ain't no hero, Mike.

Hugo _Hurley_ Reyes: Did that bird just say my name?

James _Sawyer_ Ford: Yeah it did. Right after it crapped gold.

Quotes:

Four Brother

Jack, Jeremiah, Bobby and Angel are talking to a lawyer about their inheritance

Jack: How much do we get?

Bobby smacks him in the back of the head

Jack: meeting Jeremiah's daughters Hey, you must be Daniela!

Bobby: petting Amelia's costumed dog and you must be Amelia! I like your dress...

Amelia Mercer: I'm Amelia!

Bobby: I know. You probably don't remember us, but I'm your Uncle Bobby, and this is Cracker Jack.

Jack: Man, don't teach them that.

Daniela Mercer: You can't be our uncles. You're white.

Amelia Mercer: Grandma Eva's white!

Bobby: That's right. You see, we're a different kind of uncle. Your grandma, she adopted me and your uncle Jack just like she adopted your daddy.

Jack: chasing a kid down a hallway in a school Hey, kid! No running in the halls!

Bobby: He's your brother? Well, shit, these are my brothers.

Keenon: looks around No, no: he's my real brother

Bobby: Yeah, these are my real brothers. I'm Bobby, that's Angel, Jack and Jeremiah.

Bobby: as Jeremiah exits the car Want to take Cracker Jack with you?... He's flexible.

Jack: Bobby, you're the one who took ballet.

last lines

Evelyn Mercer: Always so good to have you back home, son. You gonna stick around a little while this time?

Bobby: I'm thinkin' about it, Ma. I'm thinkin' about it.

Evelyn Mercer: chuckling Oh, Bobby.

Bobby: to Damian as Damian is climbing out the window using a rope I just wanted to talk!

Jack: pointing to the killer There he is.

Bobby: Where?

Jack: pointing Right there! The guy with the goatee!

Bobby: pulling Jack's hand down I see him Jack. Put your hand down!

Bobby: Get him, Jackie-O!

Jack: shoots at the car twice and misses

Bobby: You go, girl!

Bobby: after crashing into a parked car while chasing the killers Aw! Wrecked the whole side of my car!

Jack: You gonna get these guys before you kill us?

Bobby: Sit back and put your seatbelt on, Jack.

Bobby: Jack, you got your seatbelt on? Watch this. Hold on.

crashes into the killers' car

Jack: leaving, after threatening to set a group of teens on fire Thank you very much, I hope you all have a lovely evening!

Jack: I never bothered to find my real parents, because Evelyn was enough.

Angel: about Damien Think he dead?

Bobby: No, he ain't dead. He's just up. Let's go talk to him now.

Fantastic 4

Susan Storm: It's got to be the cloud! It's fundamentally altered our DNA!

Reed Richards: Now, let's not jump to conclusions. We need much more scientific evidence before we can say that.

Johnny Storm: Hey, guys!

his thumb is on fire. He snaps his fingers, and it goes out. He snaps it on again, then off again

Johnny Storm: Now picture that... But everywhere! I mean... Everywhere! What?

Reed Richards: ...The cloud has fundamentally altered our DNA. - Fantastic 4

Susan Storm: to Johnny as a heat-seeker rocket is heading towards them Don't even think about it!

Johnny Storm: Never do.

he jumps off the Baxter Building - Fantastic 4

Susan Storm: You don't want to walk around on fire for the rest of your life, do you?

Johnny Storm: Is that a trick question? -Fantastic 4

Johnny Storm: to Ben, after first seeing him as The Thing Where are your ears? -Fantastic 4

Johnny Storm: after The Thing demolishes his red Porsche You think that's funny, Pebbles? - Fantastic 4

Supernatural

Dean : House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.

Sam To Dean When I told Dad I was scared of the thing in my closet, he gave me a .45.

Dean : You can pretend all you want, Sammy. But sooner or later you're going to have to face up to who you really are.

Sam : Who is that?

Dean : One of us.

Dean To Wendigo Chow time, you freaky b. Yeah, that's right, bring it on baby. I taste good.

Hailey : You're Rangers?

Dean : That's right.

Hailey : And you're hiking out in biker boots and jeans?

Dean : Well, sweetheart, I don't do shorts.

Dean To Sam No, you're not fine. You're like a powder keg, man, it's not like you. I'm supposed to the beligerent one, remember?

Sam To Dean I gotta find Jessica's killer. It's the only thing I can think about.

Dead In The Water

Dean To Sam Oh , we’re not gonna have to hug or anything, are we?

Andrea To Dean Must be hard with your sense of direction. Never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.

Will : All these workouts Soph—I don’t know. Guys don’t like buff girls.

Sophie : Yeah well, girls don’t like guys who still live at home.

Dean : I just don’t want to leave town till I know the kid’s okay.

Sam : Who are you, and what have you done with my brother?

Andrea To Dean You saved my son. I can’t ask for more than that. Dad loved me. He loved Lucas. No matter what he did, I just have to hold on to that.

Lucas : Zeppelin rules!

Phantom Traveler

Sam : Are you ok?

Dean : No, not really.

Sam : Why? What's wrong?

Dean : I kind of have this problem with... (moves his hand in a plane motion)

Sam : Flying?

Dean : It's never really been an issue until now.

Sam : You're joking right?

Dean : Do I look like I'm joking?! Why do you think I drive everywhere, Sam?!

Bloody Mary

Dean : So what did you dream about?

Sam : Lollipops and candy canes.

Dean : Do I look like Paris Hilton?

Dean : This is about Jessica, isn’t it? You think that’s your dirty little secret that you killed her somehow? Sam, this has got to stop, man. I mean, the nightmares and calling her name out in the middle of the night - it’s gonna kill you. Now listen to me - it wasn’t your fault. If you wanna blame something, then blame the thing that killed her. Or hell, why don’t you take a swing at me? I mean I’m the one that dragged you away from her in the first place.

Sam : Look…you’re my brother and I’d die for you, but there are some things I need to keep to myself.

Skin

Dean : First I'm gonna find that handsome devil and kick the holy crap out of him.

Dean To Sam Like it or not, we're not like other people.

Sam : Even at Stanford, deep down, I never really fit in.

Dean : Well, that's cause you're a freak.

Sam : I tell them I'm on a road trip with my big brother. I tell them I need some time off after Jess.

Dean : So you lie to them?

Sam : No, I just don't tell them everything.

Dean : Yeah, that's called lying.

Dean : Remember when I said this wasn't our kind of problem?

Sam : Yeah

Dean : Definitely our kind of problem.

Shapeshifter as Dean To Sam See, deep down, I'm just jealous. You got friends, you could have a life. Me? I know I'm a freak and sooner or later everyone's going to leave me.

Hook Man

Taylor : Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.

Lori : There’s nothing you wouldn’t do.

Dean : Your, uh, half-caf, double vanilla latte is gettin’ cold over here, Francis.

Dean : Saved your ! Talked the sheriff down to a fine. Dude, I am Matlock.

Sam : But how?

Dean : I told him you were a dumbA pledge and that we were hazing you.

Sam : What about the shotgun?

Dean : I said that you were hunting ghosts and the spirits were repelled by rock salt. You know, typical Hell Week prank.

Sam : And he believed you?

Dean : Well, you look like a dumbA pledge.

Bugs

Dean : Mad Cow? Wasn't that on Oprah?

Sam : You watch Oprah?

Sam : The question is why bugs? And why now?

Dean : That's two questions.

Dean To Sam You're kinda like the blond chick in The Munsters

Sam : So, how do we break the curse?

Dean : You dont break a curse. You get out of it's way.

Home

Missouri : People dont come here for the truth, they come here for good news.

Dean To Sam Hey! Am I boring you with this hunting evil stuff?

Dean : First you tell me you've got The Shining and then you tell me I've got to go back home, especially when...

Sam : When what?

Dean : When I swore to myself I would never go back there.

Dean On phone to John Dad? I know I've left you messages before. I dont even know if you get them. But I'm with Sam and we're in Lawrence and there's something in our old house. I dont know if it's the thing that killed Mom or not but ... I dont know what to do. So, whatever you're doing, if you could get here. Please. I need your help Dad.

Sam : Dad going missing and Jessica dying and now this house all happening at once. It just feels like something's starting.

Mary To Poltergeist You get out of my house and let go of my son.

Asylum

Dean To Sam See that attitude there ... that's why I always get the extra cookie.

Dean : The only thing that makes me more nervous than a pissed off spirit is the pissed off spirit of a psycho killer.

Dean : You're not gonna try and kill me, are you?

Sam : No.

Dean : Good, 'cause that would be awkward.

Dean About John I love the guy but I swear he writes like #@' Yoda.

Kat : So how do you guys know about all this ghost stuff?

Sam : It's kind of our job.

Kat : Why would anyone want a job like that?

Sam : I had a crappy guidance counsellor.

Scarecrow

Sam : I don’t understand the blind faith you have in the man. I mean, it’s like you don’t even question him.

Dean : Yeah, it’s called being a good son!

Dean To Scarecrow Dude, you fugly!

Meg : Here’s to us. The food might be bad, and the beds might be hard. But at least we’re living our own lives. And nobody else’s.

Dean : You’ve always known what you want. And you go after it. You stand up to Dad. And you always have. #, I wish I—anyway….I admire that about you. I’m proud of you, Sammy.

Sam : I don’t even know what to say.

Dean : Say you’ll take care of yourself.

Sam : I will.

Sam : I still wanna find Dad. And you’re still a pain in the #. But, Jess and Mom - they’re both gone. Dad is #@ knows where. You and me. We’re all that’s left. So, if we’re gonna see this through, we’re gonna do it together.

Dean : Hold me, Sam. That was beautiful.

Faith

Dean : Have you ever watched daytime TV... It's horrible! Ooh, that teddy bear softner, I'm gonna hunt that little down!

Dean : Hey, you better take care of that car. Or, I swear, I’ll haunt your #.

Dean : Well, I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.

Sam : You know, this whole I-laugh-in-the-face-of-death thing? It’s crap. I can see right through it.

Dean : Why? Why me? Out of all the sick people, why save me?

Roy : Well, like I said before, the Lord guides me. I looked into your heart, and you just stood out from all the rest.

Dean : What did you see in my heart?

Roy : A young man with an important purpose. A job to do. And it isn’t finished.

Dean : Hey. Uh, you know, I’m not much of the prayin’ type. But I’m gonna pray for you.

Layla : Well. There’s a miracle right there.

Route 666

Sam : My life was so simple. Just school. Exams. Papers on polycentric cultural norms.

Dean : So, I guess I saved you from a boring existence.

Sam : Yeah, occasionally I miss boring.

Dean : Alright, so this killer truck...

Sam : I miss conversations that didn't start with "this killer truck".

Nightmare

Dean : If you’re gonna hurl, I’ll pull the car over, you know, ‘cause the upholstery...

Dean : Our family’s not cursed. We just had our dark spots.

Sam : Our dark spots are pretty dark.

Max : All these people kept coming with, like, casseroles. I finally had to tell them all to go away. You know, ‘cause nothing says "I’m sorry" like a tuna casserole.

Sam : Well, I’ll tell you one thing - we’re lucky we had Dad.

Dean : I never thought I’d hear you say that.

Dean : As long as I’m around, nothing bad is gonna happen to you. Now then, I know what we need to do about your premonitions. I know where we have to go.

Sam : Where?

Dean : Vegas. What? Come on, man. Craps table. We’d clean up.

The Benders

Dean : Yeah, Dean. Kind of the black sheep of the family. Handsome, though.

Dean : Look, here’s the thing. When we were young, I pretty much pulled him from a fire. And ever since then, I’ve felt responsible for him. Like it’s my job to keep him safe. I’m just afraid if we don’t find him fast. Please. He’s my family.

Dean : Never do that again.

Sam : Do what?

Dean : Go missin’ like that.

Sam : You were worried about me.

Dean : All I’m sayin’ is, you vanish like that again, I’m not lookin’ for ya.

Sam : Sure, you won’t.

Sam : There's gotta be something that you want for yourself.

Dean : Yeah, I don't want you to leave the second this is over, Sam.

Sam : Dude, what's your problem?

Dean : Why do you think I drag you everywhere? Huh? Why do you think I came and got you at Stanford in the first place?

Sam : Cause Dad was in trouble. Cause you wanted to find the thing that killed Mom.

Dean : Yes that. But it's more than that, man. You and me and Dad. I want us to be together again. I want us to be a family again.

Sam : Dean, we are a family. I'd do anything for you. But things will never be the way they were before.

Dean : Could be.

Sam : Well, I don't want them to be. I'm not going to live this life forever. Dean, when this is over, you're going to have to let me go my own way.

Hell House

Sam : Of all the things we've hunted, how many exist just because people believed in them?

Dean : I barely have any skin left on my palm.

Sam : I'm not touching that line with a ten foot pole.

Dean : Most of those websites wouldn't know a ghost if it bit them in the persqueeter.

Dean: I hate rats.

Sam : You rather it was a ghost?

Dean : Yes.

Something Wicked

Dean : Don’t worry. I’m sure there’s something in Fitchburg worth killing.

Sam : Yeah, what makes you so sure?

Dean : Because I’m the oldest, which means I’m always right.

Sam : No it doesn’t.

Dean : Yeah, it totally does.

John : Alright, if something tries to bust in...

Young Dean : Shoot first, ask questions later.

John : That’s my man.

Dean : Yeah, well. First of all, I’m not going to open fire in a ’ pediatrics ward.

Sam : Good call.

Dean : Second, it wouldn’t have done any good cause the #@’s bulletproof unless he’s chowing down on something. And third, I wasn’t packing. Which is probably a really good thing cause I probably would have just burned a clip in him off of the principal alone.

Dean : I’d give anything not to tell you this, but sometimes nightmares are real.

Dead Man's Blood

Sam : Hey, there’s salt over here. Right inside the door.

Dean : You mean like protection-against-demon salt, or, uh, ‘oops, I spilled the popcorn’ salt?

John : Hey, and Dean, why don’t you touch up your car before you get rust? I wouldn’t have given you the damn thing if I thought you were gonna ruin it.

John : It scares the @ out of me. You two are all I’ve got. But I guess we are stronger as a family. So... we go after this da@@ thing... together.

Dean : Don’t worry. I’m sure there’s something in Fitchburg worth killing.

Sam : Yeah, what makes you so sure?

Dean : Because I’m the oldest, which means I’m always right.

Sam : No it doesn’t.

Dean : Yeah, it totally does.

Dean : What's dead should stay dead!

Dean : Well, we know a little about a lot of things. Just enough to make us dangerous.

Sam To Dean Roanoke? Lost colony? Ring a bell? Dean, did you pay any attention in history class?

Bobby: Don't try and con a con man.

Sam: It's an old country custom, Dean. Planting a tree as a grave-marker.

Dean: You're like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness.

Sam: Yeah, I know.

Swan Song

“You’re a grown … overgrown … man.”-Dean to Sam

“The Army man that Sam crammed in the ash tray, it’s still stuck there. The Legos that Dean shoved into the vents, to this day, heat comes on, they can hear them rattle. These are the things that make the car theirs”-Chuck explaining why the Impala is special

“It’s Ok, Dean. It’s gonna be OK. I got him.” -Sam after taking back control thanks to the power of the Impala

American Outlaws

Cole: Let's Ride!

Bob: Now I would sound just stupid sayin' that.

Cole: Sadie was a beautiful woman, Sadie was not a man!

Jesse James: She had a mustache, a nice mustache.

Frank: I think she had more than a mustache!

Cole: Well, she was European.

Loni Packwood: This is the last straw. I came back from the war and my house was burned down, my cows were dead. My wife's run off with my cousin Jeb. That son of a #, he took my dog.

Head Teller: Why sir, this bill is counterfeit!

Jesse James: No, I don't think so. And I'll have to see the rest of your money to compare.

Frank: Its a scientific method, I hear it all the rage!.

During the gang's 1st robbery without Jesse James

Man: But the Younger gang rides with Jesse James.

Bob: Hey, You wanna die?

Man: No.

Jesse James: You got a plan.

Bob: My plan of lying here pis@# myself is working mighty fine, thank you very much.

Ma James: The Lord says we can bury outback in the orchard. No one will ever find him.

Jesse James: Somebody sure is in a vengeful mood today.

Frank: Why don't we let 'em go for today, Ma? Well bury 'em outback next time.

Ma James: sad Aww... All right.

Cole: Ma'am can ya turn around and cover your face with your hands please.

Woman: Why?

Cole: Cuz I'm gonna shoot this man and I don't think you wanna see it.

Woman turns

Cole: Thanks.

Cole: Why are we called the James-Younger gang? I think it should be the Younger-James gang, seeing as we got three Younger brothers and only two James.

Jim: I kinda like the sound of the James-Younger gang.

Cole: Jim, stay out of this.

Bob: Oh, Jimmy's got a point, Cole. The Younger-James gang is confusing.

Cole: How's that, Bob?

Bob: If we run into a bank and yell, "We're the Younger-James gang!" People will start thinkin', "The Younger-James gang? Is there an Older-James gang? How come I've never heard of the Old-James gang?" And they'll be too busy figurein' that out instead of raisin' their arms.

Cole: Do we even have the same mama? Do we? I got an idea, if shoot Bob and Jim I won't have anymore arguments.

Jesse James: Hey Doc, I was wonderin' if I could come by later.

Doc Mimms: Of course, you know you're always welcome here Jesse.

Jesse James: Yeah, I know, but I meant if I could come and take Zee out. No where far, ya know around here but,

clears throat

Jesse James: OUT.

Doc Mimms: That's fine with me.

Frankwith a grin Oh, don't you worry, I make sure these two are properly chaperoned!

Doc Mimms: Why that thought hadn't even crossed my mind, thank you Frank.

Frank: That Zerelda turn into one hell of a women eh?

Jesse James: Oh yea.

Frank: "Big and Older"?

Jesse James: You can shut up now, Frank.

Frank: You are a charmer.

Jesse James: I swear to @ I will shoot you in your sleep.

Frank: Next time try "Fat and Haggard"!

Frank: From women's eyes this doctrine I derive, they sparkle still the right promethean fire. They are the books, the arts, the acedemes that show, contain and nourish all the world.

Cole: I have no clue what you just said, but it sure sounded nice.

Frank: That's Shakespeare, now he's European.

Cole: Where you been buddy?

Jesse James: What's going on?

Cole: Well, nothin' really.

Frank: ...I just need a distraction.

Jesse James: A distraction?

starts to smirk

Jesse James: Well why the hell didn't you just say so?

smiles and then runs

Bob: ...He's smilin'!

Cole: That's never a good thing.

Jesse James: Let's go home, back to our farms.

Cole: Platin' corn, harvesting corn... and eatin' corn.

Bob: The corn gonna shoot at me?

Cole: Nope

Bob: Then I love it.

Cole: You tell anyone I said this... and I'll have to kill you cause everyone knows I'm the toughest man in this town, but you... are one terrifying son of a & with them guns.

Zee Mimms: Tennessee?

Jesse James: I'll explain on the way.

Zee Mimms: When were you planin' on telling me?

Jesse James: I just did!

Zee Mimms: Only cause I asked!

Jesse James: Damn, am I ever gonna win with you?

Zee Mimms: Don't change the subject!

Zee Mimms: I can't believe I had to blow up a train for you!

Jesse James: Well you are a hell of a woman...

Zee Mimms: Don't swear!

Cole: WHOO! damn, boy! When we get back to Missouri, I'ma' tell all them little gals 'bout how little Jesse James charged the entire Union army by hisself!

General: Hey Cole, he keeps that up and it's liable to outrank you soon!

Cole: Well I'll still be better lookin', won't I?

Frankafter she blows up the front of the train that's carrying Jesse Nice shot.

Zee Mimms: Thank you. Now go get my husband.

Jesse James: If I could get you today, then you damn sure know that I can get you anytime I want now that I'm free. You sleep on that for the next twenty years.

Zee Mimms: There are a few things that have to wait until after we're married.

Jesse James: Driver, change of plans. Can you take us to the nearest church?

Batman Begins-08

from trailer

The Jokerafter Rachel knees him in the groin Ooh, a little fight in you. I like that.

Batman: Then you're going to love me.

from trailer

Bruce Wayne: People are dying. What would you have me do?

Alfred Pennyworth: Endure. You can be the outcast. You can make the choice that no one else will face - the right choice. Gotham needs you.

Gone in 60 Seconds

Kip: I gotta get my tool

Mirror Man: Kip that's not a tool... that's a dang brick! Kip, man we gonna use a brick, we may as well call prison and make reservations!

Memphis: For the next 24 hours all your decision making privliges have been revoked!

Kip: Why are people shooting at us?

Memphis: 'Cause I blew up their car!

Batman Begins

"Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up." - Alfred

"I won't kill you... but I don't have to save you." - Batman

"Does it come in black?"- Bruce Wayne

Fast and the Furious

Roman: He did the stare and drive on you, didn't he? He got that from me.

National Treasure

Riley Poole: Hold on one second, let me just take in this moment. This is cool. Is this how you feel all the time? Well, except now.
Abigail Chase: Riley!
Riley Poole: All right! What I know is that daylight savings wasn't established until World War I. If it's 3 p.m. now that means that in 1776 it would be 2 p.m.Riley Poole: I would've dropped you both! Freaks.

Riley Poole: Our evil plan is working.

Batman and Robin

Robin: She knows who we are, guess we'll have to kill her.

Batman: Yep, we'll kill her later, we've got work to do.

Justice Leauge

Green Lantern: Flash, don't heckle the super villain.

The Flash: That's it. I officially want to go home.

Green Lantern: In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight; let those who worship evil's might beware my power, Green Lantern's light!

Batman: Don't worry I'm used to late hours.

Batman: Who are you working for?

Kasnian Agentsubtitled You can't understand a word I'm saying and I wouldn't tell you

anything if you could.

Batmansubtitled I can... and you will.

Perfume Saleswomanshowing Wonder Woman perfume Wear this, and you'll have to beat the men off with a stick.

Wonder Woman: I don't need a stick.

The Flash: Say no more.

Batman: I wasn't intending to.

Batmanwhile falling through the air after having to abandon his plane I could use a little air

support seeing as I can't fly... at all.

continues to fall

Batman: Now would be a good time.

Batmanregarding Thanagarian plans Ingenious.

Superman: Yeah, I'm impressed.

removes glasses

Superman: Let's go wreck it.

Batman: You think you know everything about me, don't you?

Alfred Pennyworth: I diapered your bottom; I bloody well ought to, sir!

Batman and Superman

Superman: Thanks. I couldn't have saved Lois without your help.

Batman: I'm aware of that.

Shooter

Sarah Fenn: What are you going to do?

Bob Lee Swagger: Exercise my right to bear arms.

Spiderman 3

Aunt May: A man needs to put his wife before himself. Can you do that, Peter?

Touching Evil

David Creegan: I was clinically insane for a while there, but I'm alright now, near enough. Hey, can I have your goldfish?

Susan Branca: What do you mean "near enough"?

David Creegan: I lost a big chunk of my brain, the doctors say, "Hey, weird." These aren't goldfish, they're whales.

Captain Hank Enrighthands Creegan a file Here, read this.

Creeganhe stares into a lamp Ah, I can't, I've got this light in my eyes.

Batman Beyond

to Bruce

Terry McGinnis: I guess you're the expert on troubled kids. You collect them.

Bruce Wayne: Welcome to my world

Mr. Fixx: You're pretty strong, for some clown who thinks he's Batman.

Batman: I am Batman.

talking about a villain HQ

Terry McGinnis: It's a toxic waste dump.

Bruce Wayne: Or so they say. Can you think of a better way to keep people away?

Terry McGinnis: Call it a high school?

Terry McGinnis: 'Terry, today was beach day, remember? Where were you?' Oh, nowhere, Mom, just out saving the world.

Bruce Wayne: Terry, I've been thinking about something you once told me, and you were wrong. It's not Batman that makes you worthwhile, it's the other way around. Never tell yourself anything different.

Kingdom of Heaven

Balian of Ibelin: What man is a man who does not make the world better.

Stargate Atlanatis

Dr. Rodney McKay: Look, the first siege of Atlantis lasted for years. I mean, with only one functioning Zed P.M, we can't expect to hold on that long.

Col. Steven Caldwell: Can we submerge the city again?

Dr. Rodney McKaysighs It's a city, not a yo-yo.

Lt. Aiden Ford, USMC: How could something as big as Atlantis just sink?

Maj. John Sheppard: I'm sure the passengers on the Titanic were asking themselves the same thing.

after two white mice are burnt to black crisps

Maj. John Sheppard: I'm no scientist, but those mice used to be a different color.

CIS: Miami

Calleigh Duquesne: That smells good.

Eric Delko: What, cafe Cubano? Put some hair on your chest.

Calleigh Duquesne: Don't you just say the sweetest things.

Calleigh Duquesnewalks into gun vault, smiles and sighs I love my job.

Eric Delko: What's your plan "B"?

Calleigh Duquesne: Gun Vault.

enters gun vault, smiles, and sighs

Calleigh Duquesne: Be still my heart.

defending a woman from a suspect

Horatio Caine: The next time you want to take a swing at someone, start with me.

Ocean 11, 12, 13

Virgil Malloy: Are you a man?

Turk Malloy: Yes, nineteen.

Virgil Malloy: Are you alive?

Turk Malloy: Yes, eighteen.

Virgil Malloy: Evel Knievel.

Turk Malloy: ...shit. -dose anyone know what they are playing?

on the Night Fox

Turk Malloy: Come on, he's one guy, and he's French.

Turk Malloy: I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period French.

Rusty: You scared?

Linus: You suicidal?

Rusty: Only in the morning.

Danny: Saul, are you sure you're ready to do this?

Saul: If you ever ask me that question again Daniel, you will not wake up the following morning.

Danny: He's ready.

Rustyon Danny walking out of prison in a loosened black-tie suit I hope you were the Groom.

Dannyon Rusty's attire for picking him up from prison Ted Nugent called, he wants his shirt back.

Basher: It will be nice working with proper villains again!

Terry Benedict: The last time we talked, you hung up on me.

Rusty Ryan: You used nasty words.

Turk Malloy: Are you in yet?

Virgil Malloy: I hate that question.

Turk Malloy: Don't change the facial structure.

Virgil Malloy: I'm making you taller. Don't you want to be taller? You're a midget in 34 states.

Turk Malloy: Yeah, well, I'm an animal in the other 34.

Virgil Malloyturns and stares at Turk

Turk Malloy: 24. 22.

Rusty Ryan: Are you alright?

Danny Ocean: Yeh, um, I just bit into a pepper.

Rusty Ryan: Is that... are you... are you watching Oprah?

Rusty Ryan: Turn the machine off guys.

Turk Malloy: It is off.

Rusty Ryan: Are you kidding?

Turk Malloy: Does it sound like I'm laughing, sweetheart?

Linus is talking to his dad on the phone

Linus Caldwell: No, Dad. It will work.

Danny puts his hand out for the phone

Linus Caldwell: No Dad, I won't put Danny on.

Rusty puts his hand out for the phone

Linus Caldwell: Or Rusty.

Danny Ocean: You shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better.

Danny Oceanduring the megatron-induced earthquake as the casio is being evacuated when the machine is shut down and quake continues This is not time for jokes, fellas!

Turk Malloyunderground with the megatron Does it sound like I'm laughing, sweetheart.

Firefly

(Mal and Patience have just finished setting up a meet on Whitefall.)

Mal: You know, I do believe that woman is planning to shoot me again.

Mal: You don't know me very well, son, so let me put this to you plainly: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake. You'll be facing me. And you'll be armed.

Mal: I know they tell ya, you never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is, on occasion, hilarious.

Mal: May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.

Mal: My work's illegal, but at least it's honest.

Mal: Use of a s-what?

Mal: You think following the rules will buy you a nice life, even if the rules make you a slave.

Mal: Mercy is the mark of a great man.

Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?

Mal: Now think real hard. You been bird-doggin' this township awhile now. They wouldn't mind a corpse of you. Now, you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

Mal: Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly comin' to a middle.

Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surffer

Ben Grimm: Head's up, Johnny!

Johnny sees Frankie trying to catch the bouquet and destroys it with a blast of fire

Johnny Storm: Sorry. Reflex.

Johnny Storm: I could catch him, but he's too strong for me.

Ben Grimm: I could whale on him, but he'd see me from a mile away.

Reed Richards: It would take all four of us.

Johnny Storm: Or maybe one of us.

Reed Richards: We don't know what that would do to you!

Johnny Storm: Let's not make this about me.

Susan Storm: Did you know I can create a force field inside someone's body and expand it until they explode?

Johnny StormAppears in front of Dr. Doom after borrowing the others' powers To quote a friend of mine: "It's cloberrin' time."

Johnny Storm: You don't look totally ridiculous in that dress.

Susan Storm: Is that obnoxious brother talk for 'You look kinda nice'?

Johnny Storm: You look beautiful.

Susan Storm: Thank you.

Johnny slowly approaches Sue, looking her up and down. Finally he smiles

Johnny Storm: Dad would have been proud.

Into the Blue

Bryce: Get out of the water. There are sharks everywhere, look.

Jared: Give me my mask and my fins real quick.

Bryce: You - No, you don't need a mask. There's a shark. I swear the #. He's big. He' looks like Jaws. Get out.

Jared: Yeah, I know, but I lost my watch.

Bryce: You lost - ? You need an arm to wear a watch. Would you get out of the water, stupid? Please?

Jared: Sam gave me this watch for my birthday.

Bryce: I don't care! Sam, get ...

Sam tosses to Jared his mask and fins

Bryce: What are you doing?

Sam: He's fine. They're just curious.

Bryce: Oh, curious as to what? As to what? What his ass tastes like?

last lines

Bryce: I got the cheese!

Jared: What?

Bryce: I have the dough!

Bryce: I have gold!

Jared: You found the gold?

Bryce: The dough-re-mi!

Jared: What do you mean, you found the gold?

Bryce: Fa-so-la-ti-dough! Wow! Yeah!

Jared: Anyway. Okay, so you must be Lisa?

Amanda: Who's Lisa?

Bryce: Yeah, who the hell is Lisa?

mute

Bryce: Amanda. Amanda.

Jared: Amanda.

Sam: Hi, Amanda. I'm Sam. Welcome to the Bahamas.

Amanda: Hi. Nice to meet you you, Sam.

Jared: I'm Jared. Sorry about that. -Loved Bryce mouthing Amanda’s name to Jared:)

Varisty Blues

Charlie Tweedersinging "She broke my heart, so I broke her jaw."

Iron Man

from trailer

Soldier: Is it cool if I get a picture with you?

Tony Stark: Yes. Yes it is cool. I don't wanna see this on your myspace page. No gang signs please. No, I'm just kidding throw it up.

Jumper-Rock’n movie by the way

Davey: You live in a cave...

Griffin: It's a lair!

Griffin: Paladins kill Jumpers, I kill Paladins, class dismissed.

Just Friends

Chris: Hi.

Jamie slams the door in his face

Chris: Jamie, look, Jamie! I said a lot of really crappy things the other night and I'm sorry about that. I haven't been a very good friend to you and I'm sorry, ok. The truth is that I'm afraid to be your friend because I'm always gonna want more. But then I got to thinking that I'd rather have you in my life as a friend than not at all.

She opens the door and looks at him

Chris: You know, that's a lie too.

She comes outside and closes the door behind her

Chris: I want to take you out on a date. And I don't care if it's in the day or at night or whenever as long as it's a real date. And I want to tell you how beautiful I think you are, inside and out. And I want to have babies with you, and I want to marry you and I love you, Jamie, I always have.

She smiles and they kiss

Chris: Sorry, that's like 20 years all at once.

He kisses her again

Chris: I can't hear you Samantha... I can't hear you - OH! Lightbulb!

Chris' MomStarts dialing while Chris is on the phone Joyce?... Joyce?

Chris: No, Mom, I'm on the phone.

Chris' Mom: What are you doing at Joyce's house?

Chris: Mom, I'm in the Living Room, ten feet away from you...

Chris' Mom: Well, while I have you on the phone dear... what would you like for dinner?

Samantha James: I love it that you're taking me home to meet your mom. Was this one of your clever little plans?

Chris: Yes. I planned you setting the plane on fire.

Chris: I'll just enjoy this glass of water.

takes a sip

Chris: I'm stuffed.

Samantha Jameson voicemail Hey Chris, it's Samantha. I talked to my sponsor and I owe you an apology.

Samantha Jamesphone beeps It's Samantha. Call me!

Samantha Jamesphone beeps It's Samantha!

Chris' Momphone beeps Hello Joyce? Joyce?Mr. and Mrs. Smith

John Smithafter firing a rocket launcher We should so not be allowed to buy these.

John Smith: Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is... you die.

Eddie: This broad is not your wife, she's the enemy.

John Smith: She tried to kill me.

Eddie: They all try to kill you. Slowly, painfully, cripplingly, and then wham. They hurt you. How you going to handle it?

John Smithgrabs assault rifle I'm going to borrow this.

Eddie: I like where your head's at, man.

Mom #1: Eddie?

Eddieshouts Mom! We are on high alert here. I almost killed you right then! You do not even realize!

Mom #1pause Never mind.

John Smithduring a car chase I never told you, but I was married once before.

Jane Smithslams on the brakes

John Smith: What's wrong with you?

Jane Smithhitting John You're what's wrong with me John.

John Smith: It was just a drunken Vegas thing.

Jane Smith: Oh, that's better. That's much better.

pause

Jane Smith: What's her name and social security number?

John Smith: No, you're not gonna kill her.

Jane Smith: Wait, why do I get the girl gun?

John Smith: Are you kidding me?National Treasures: Book of Secrets

from trailer

Riley Poole: So let's recap: We've broken into Buckingham Palace, and the Oval Office, stolen a page from the President's super-secret book, and actually kidnapped the President of the United States. What are we gonna do next, short-sheet the Pope's bed?

Ben Gates: Well, you never know.

from trailer

Riley Pooleseeing several police pulling up to the buidling Oh look. My tax dollars at work, coming to arrest me.

from trailer

Ben Gates: I'm gonna kidnap him. I'm gonna kidnap the president of the United States.

Riley Poole: Wouldn't it just have been easier to make an appointment?

from trailer

Riley Poolelooking at the helicopter over head Is that for us?

spotlight trains on them

Riley Poole: Oh, hello!

from trailer

Ben Gatesunderground in the Hall of Records in Mt. Rushmore Riley, what do see?

Riley Poolebalancing on the giant over turned engraved slab, looking down at an open grave Death and despair! Mostly death. I mean a little despair, last few seconds. But than a hard sudden death.

Buckingham Palace Security Guard: The fire alarm is going off!

Riley Poole: Uh-oh! God save the Queen!

from trailer

Emily Appleton: All this doesn't involve another treasure hunt, does it?

Ben Gates: Oh, no...

from trailer

FBI Agent: Treasure hunter Ben Gates is on the news again.

Sadusky: What did he find now, Atlantis?

from trailer

Riley Poole: We have thirty seconds to disable the alarm.

Ben Gates: Go.

Ben and Riley break into a house and Riley disables the alarm

Ben Gates: You did that in fifteen seconds.

Riley Poole: That's why I tell people to get a dog.

from trailer

Abigail Chase: Look!

Ben Gates: It's a cipher...

Riley Poole: Clever!

from trailer

Riley Poole: The last time I checked, we make our living off crazy.

from trailer

Ben Gatesabout the book he is reading This doesn't make any sense.

Riley Poolebeat As if these clues ever do.

from trailer

Ben Gates: I need your help.

Riley Poole: Does it involve treasure?

Patrick Gates: The Statue of Liberty! But which one?

Riley Poole: Exactly. Wait is there more than one?

Riley Poole: Did no one read my book?

Ben Gates: Well, would you look at that.

Riley Poole: Oh yeah, it spells "smudge"!

Riley Poole: It's a little, golden man.

Riley Poolewhile trying to convince them of a conspiracy theory Ben, if it were you trying to convince me, you'd have less evidence and I'd already believe you by now.

Quotes from my stories and stuff I say:

“So were will we go now? Hell’s living room” Jaci- Over

“And no there are no little green men under the bed, Jaci” Jasmine

“And when you grow horns, don’t come asking me to polish them”- Jade to Blaze

“Hurry up Papa Smurf”- Ruby to Koenma - Faith

“I like to think of myself as an executive in a high business” - Sanna

“I'm an assassin, a killer, not a spirit defective - Jamie to Yusuke-Small Thief

“Kurama keeps touching my lawn” - Me

“Shut up and keep talking”-

“ Wait I have to go pee”

“I don’t want to know that.”

“You didn’t?”

“Do I look french?”

Bit: We're fighting on a totally level playing field Bit- From This Moment

Am: Except for some rocks and stones - Amber - From This Moment

“Raph.” she yelled as she entered.

“What?”

“I got a problem.”

“What is it?” Raph cocked an eyebrow.

“Josh wants to know if I can go to a movie with him tonight.”

“And?”

“I don’t wanna go.”

“Then tell him.”

“No, I don’t even like to talk to him.”

“Jessica.” Leo said walking up.

“He talks to me all the time and all the girls in school are gaga over him, I think he has a crush on me.” Jessica stuck her tongue out and crossed her eyes.

“Well then don’t go.” Raph walked away.

“But,” Jessica flipped in front of him. “can’t you like scare him so he’ll leave alone?”

“No.”

“Great.” Jessica fall in a little heap on the floor.

“Jessica,” June said walking over to her. “why don’t you just bazoocakha him?” - TMNT story

Let's torch this place.” Sanna to Liberty- A Flaming Rose

“Oh she just has RPGs.” person looks blank. “Rapid Personal Glitches.” about Blaze probably

“You are so wise for being so dumb.”

“Great minds think alike or a lot of stupid people think the same.”

“You can't fail until you try.” Blaze- The One

“And I said would you stop smelling me. And she said, she doesn’t even smell like normal people do. Course we don’t know what normal people are, so.”

“But you see me better than any one.” Jessica to Matt (Dare Devil story if I ever get it written)

“You’re a freak of nature.” Jamie to me

“Thank you and here I thought I was normal.” -me

“Kill her that’s all there is to it.” Jamie

“You do know you scare people?”

“Yes.” Jamie acted if there was nothing wrong with it.

“You said you wouldn’t kill us.” the guy said.

“Duh, you don’t trust terrorists” Jen shouted. (My 24 story if I ever finish it)

“Sometimes negotiating works. 99% of the time it doesn’t.” Jen about negating with some guy who had hostages in the bank. (24 story)

“Jaime you’re a freak. You don’t eat people.”

Jamie shrugged; she could care less what we think. “Such is my nature.”

“Heck I hang out with you and sometimes I still don’t know what you said.” Jessica to Vigilante – Inadvertently Alone

“I don’t mind the song Ride’n Dirty. But I still have the urge to chase after them with soap.”

“I listen to country music. But I’ll turn up rap if it’ll get you to shut up.” Jessica to Vigilante-Inadvertently Alone

“Little I may be, helpless I’m not.” Erica-Guardian Angel, Angel Guardian

Some random person. “Oh you’re taking your shoes off to give to the homeless man.”

“Actually I’m gonna throw them at him, he stole my wallet.” Jamie matter of factly.

“No horses were harmed in the making of this movie.” my sister while were watching Kingdom of Heaven

“I went to Mr. McGregor’s garden. And Peter Rabbit tastes yummy.” who else Jamie

“Her name is Jamie

She is freaky

You think she’s friendly

We think she’s creepy

She’ll stay the whole night through

And you might not make it

But if you do

We’ll guarantee you’ll never want her back

And that’s a fact.” - jingle I wrote, tune is that song about camp, hello mamma, hello pappa... like the Canine Advantixs commercial song. There’s another verse that’s not all the way done but here’s the beginning.

“Her name is Jamie

And here she is

She’s always hungry

So hide your kids...”

“Wicked men obey from fear; good men, from love.” Aristotle

“I don’t feel so well.”- me

“I feel ill.” Jasmine

“I feel...” *Jamie throws up*. “I feel better now.”

“I’m not sick, I’m just mildly disturbing.” -me

“Jamie wouldn’t hurt a fly.”

look at Jamie. There’s fly flying around and it lands and she slams her hand down on it*

“Than again we’re been wrong before.”

“I’m peppy?” me

“Like la Pue.” Jasmine

It’s said that when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But what happens when you’re given an apple? Basically use what you have.

It’s said that man could be stranded on an island and live for like 3 days with only bread and water. Heck give me mashed potatoes and gravy baby.

The world is your oyster. Man I want a pear necklace.

They say not to make a mountain out of a mole hill. Other wise you tend to fall down them.

The world is your stage, Life is your play, so there will be critics and reviews. How you respond to them is what makes it either a grammy or a flop.

Walk with a purpose and the world thinks you got somethi’n to prove.

Most people don’t know this but...

Life is like a mystery, every day there is something to solve.

“I can tell her a joke.”

“You only know rude jokes.”

“Yes, but their funny rude jokes.” Jane and Dragon-Jane and the Dragon

“What?”

“Little bunny foo, foo is tasty.” Jamie

look at her like she’s crazy which she probably is*

“Oh come on like you haven’t eaten little bunny foo, foo before.”

“Yes, but at lest I don’t go tell’n kids at story time.”

Jamie: Excuse while I hurl.

Throws up*

Kurama: You did it on my shoes.

Jamie: I don't care.

“Can we kill her?”

“No.”

“Can we eat her?”

“No.”

“Can we play with her?”

Jessica glared at June.

“Yes.” Leo said.,

“Can we torture her?”

“No.”

“Can we um...kill her?” Jessica when there might be another girl coming to live with them.-Turtle story I’m writing

“Great now I have to deal with a psycho maniac who speaks in second person” - Jessica- Spiderman 3 -story I’m work’n on

“So you think you can beat us?”

“The thought did cross my mind.”- Jessica- Spiderman 3-story I’m work’n on

“I reckon we can wait a spell.” Jessica looked at Vigilante. “You know it got that from you.”

Vigilante smiled all happy with himself.-Inadvertently Alone

I saw this on something Lifetime Limited Warranty, it’s like Jumbo Shrimp, baby grand piano

You set me on fire

Now watch me burn

“Ewwwww, now I’m gonna have to burn my ears.” Nikki whined -My Vacation

“Krs, I hate to break it to you. But we’re not related.”

“What?” Krstal pretended to be shocked. “All those years I thought you were my sister and you’re not. And why are you breaking things to me? Why can’t I have a whole? And will Trolley ever see the light of day?”- Never Insult the Portal

Dana just rolled her eyes and shook her head. “No unlike you Krs, I don’t spend days upon days watching tv.”

“I don’t spend days. It’s more like hours upon hours.”

“Same thing.”- Never Insult the Portal

“Yo buddy stop terrorizing the city.” Krstal - Crystal Force

“Ok sharing time is over.” Krstal - Crystal Force

To Each His Own Car, But Mine is Still Better than Yours- Andrea - Gone in Under 60 Seconds

“I see you, now you see ground.” - Jessica TMNT - My Normal Life

“Right like I’m going to join your club too. Here’s a tip I don’t work for the bad guys.” - Kat- X Marks the Spot

“No I didn’t, I said Santa. You know ho, ho, ho, magical mice ,South Pole, dude so fat can’t fit through doors so he goes down chimneys, though that would be harder.” Allie -Dueling Docs.

“I’m not laughing, I’m smiling broadly.” Matthew Davis age: 27/ when I got stuck in between the two buckets seats in the Musser van one night.

“Are you going to tell me or are you just gonna stand there and laugh all day?” Krstal- Crystal Force

Jamie was walking around singing, “for me, for you, for them, for who? For me, for who...” and Amber says. “You know we took her to the doctor and he said she was fine.” there was a pause, than she said. “He lied.”

“Two for the price of one. Mmm, mm, mmm.” Jamie about the American Outlaw movie, about why it was bought. Scott was in it, than there was Colin, so 2 for the price of 1. You guys do the math.

“Where’d you get the number?”- me

“I got the number off the dead guy we tagged and bagged last night.”-Jamie

“That is the last time I get you a job with human services.” -Krstal

“I don’t know which is scarier. The fact that you have job, or that you work with humans services or you say tagged and bagged like your hunting game.” -me

Jamie smiles like she enjoys that we’re freaked out and says with a shrugged. “Well it is.”

“Don’t forget that she has a number from a dead guy.”- Nikki

“Do us a favor, go jump off a cliff.” Me to Jamie

Act like nobodies watching, dance like the everything is your stage and sing like the whole world is your microphone

The true test of character is not how much we know how to do, but how we behave when we don't know what to do.- John Holt

“Yes I fell from a 32 window. What?”-me

To Jamie chicken is fish.

“That’s fish with feathers and feet.”

Jamie thinks fish is gross.

“But Jamie fish is good.”

“Yes, but it’s fish. It’s wrong. It’s not a meat, you can’t hunt it.”

“The only reason you don’t like is because you can’t swim underwater.”

“We are all going to die and you want to play with WHAT?!? A giant man, machine eating worm”-Jamie “ok no, we are going home, NOW.”

“It’s a beetle.”

“It’s a bug. We’re going. NOW”

“Since when did Jamie start making the decisions?”

“Since you decided that bugs were fun to play with.”

“Oh.”

(Bit: We're fighting on a totally level playing field)

Am: Except for some rocks and stones-From this Moment

“It was boring, yet somewhat entertaining.” -Jamie- I look at the person and say. “Yes she was dropped as a child.”

“So you’re like the silent but deadly type. Kinda like a fart.” -Jamie to a ninja

“Jamie were you dropped as a...” I pause. “Of course you were. I don’t even know why I ask that.”

some random person. “Are you sure?”

“Can’t you see the signs?”

“And wonders?” Jamie eyes big, voice awed.

“I don’t know about wonders. But the signs I can defiantly see.” -me

“Try explain’n that one to the angry villagers with pitch forks and torches.”-Jamie

I look at Jamie.

“I did little ones, little laughs, just little laughs.” *shows small with her fingers* she was doing evil laugh

"Sammy Hangar."

"What?" Dean

"It’s Sammy Hagar." Nikki said still looking at the menu

"How do you know?"

"Just because I’m home schooled, doesn’t mean I’m a backward inbred hillbilly Dean." Nikki said angrily.-My Vacation

“Yes my alter ego is a small white fox!! What?!”-me

“Only fools play with matches, but I play with blades, cause there's so much more I can do to you if you get in my way.”-Jamie {she got in trouble for saying this}

“I can’t conduct an experiment while your make such a dreadful racket.” Jamie

“Jamie can you even spell any of those words you just used?”-me

“Why are zombies always so gross?”-Jamie

“Because they’re zombies, hello.”-Jamie

“I’m sorry my pain receptors were off. Was that suppose to hurt?” Jamie asked sarcastically.-Small Thief

“I’ll have you know that my father just had those cleaned.” Koenma shouted. At the same time Jamie said: “I’ll have you know that I don’t care.”-Small Thief

"I hope you know you got its attention, and not in a good way."

"I'm a salmon."- me talking about not going w/ the crowd, going against the flow

"So you spawn and then die?"-Jamie

“See this is what happens when you let them breed.”-Jamie

Or

“See this, this is what happens when you let them breed.”-Jamie

“I have so many voices in my head right now, I feel like a party line.”-Jamie has 2 do w/ Scarlett Fox-Small Thief

11/12/07

Oooooo last night I watched a totally rock'n movie. I watched The Invisible. And it rocked, I am so gonna own it. At lest I hope so. So there should be a story from that coming up. I hope.

07/08/08

Hey guys. Sorry I haven't been updating. Life got kinda hectic. And the little voices in my head wouldn't let me write so. You know sometimes they can be such a pain. So once again, sorry and thanks for hanging in there. You guys rock.:)

DOSE ANY ONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND THE YYH STORY IF IT'S STILL UP, WITH VIVVY AND YOUKO IN IT? SHE HAS REALLY COOL EYES, AND IS HUMAN.

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAME BUY ZOIDS MODELS?

is there anyone who knows where i can get both Jason Te Smallville standing in the rain and Dean W. standing in the rain clips, cause i got this idea and i need those 2 thanx:)

Somethings I realized while watching Zoids- Dosen't it figuar that the backdraft group would get the tail of the death stinger? Dosen't vega remind you of raven?

Dose anyone else think that the Liger's Black Box, look filmilar? Or is it just me? It looks like the head of some thing or it is something.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class. And enjoyed them.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .

or if you smiled at one of these things.

Bold is/was me

Put this on your profile if you've ever felt like crying from reading a fanfic story.

If you are obsessed with CSI:NY paste this into your profile.

Put this on your profile if you've ever liked someone but they totally didn't like you back or were already taken.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, different is the same as unique, so then weird is good. If you are weird, and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you have ever fell UP the stairs, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccer ball, football, etc., cop, paste this onto your profile,

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever want to find true love add this to your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile

If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have an MP3 and love rocking out to it, post on profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe.Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your off.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said ‘cross over to the dark side. We have cookies!’ to someone you know, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you don't want to cry then don't read this. I wasn't going to post it, but I am seriously anti abortion. I couldn't help crying when I read this.

You have 2 choices

1. Post this message onto your profile

2. Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Month One

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs

I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heartbeat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

Today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I cannot survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry. It sounds so sad.

It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I am not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy, what is it? It burns! please make him stop! I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me, Mommy?

Every abortion is just...

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you cried post this on your profile.

12/08/09

Did anyone see the movie Alice on Scyfy Sun. and Mon night? It so rocked. I'm Probably gonna a board to discuss it, so let me know what you all think.

03/24/10

Last Friday I watched Repo Men, dude does it rock!!