I'm a girl and right now I'm in 10th grade, I have long brown hair that I will have pulled back or to the side most of the time. I live in Minnesota and am kinda anti-social. I love reading and writing especially with my friend when we're coming up with crazy ideas for stories. I like to play Minecraft and watch others play games. I love to draw, dragons, wolfs, ponies, and recently have started drawing people. I hope to one day be an author and don't know much else that I want for my future. My favorite animal is a turtle and my favorite pet animal is a cat. I like to make my friends smile and support my fellow writers on here as well as my few friends in school.

I will do all different types of fanfics and if you don't like the concept of them don't read them because there's no point in reading something you don't like. Thanks if you actually read my stuff. The weekends will probably be the times I update most.

A lot of this stuff below I found on other profiles but I feel like it should be spread, I hope you enjoy and WARNING: Some are sad.

I found this and well the end explains it(and I like Mine Craft)

My YouTuber Pledge

All the videos I watch each day

All the things I learn along the way

Have taught me many things so I take this vow

To remember all the things about the videos I watch now

A slime is a creature known as Jerry

Baccas love axes, raw fish and are hairy

I will think of GamingWithJen when I see something pink

I'll remember AntVenom when I really have to think

Eating at a restaurant sparks a memory

Of a place called 'Dine-at-Nite' and a man known as 'SynHD'

Bodil40 is on my mind whenever I get trolled

And of course I must remember that it's Budder - not gold

Majestic buildings of course, are the FyreUK guys' special

But they also work in Mianite, using wizard's spells

And if we're going into all of that, I'll well remember Jericho

And his girlfriend Firefoxx, as owners of the Diamond Hoe

The Building Game is something that is valued sacred to me

Because that's where I heard about this girl, Aureylian, or 'Aurey'

SeaNanners will be on my mind whenever I voice my opinion

And a creeper will always make me think of Bomby, the baby creeper minion

Minecraft Universe is who I think of whenever I hear music

I think of TheUserCreated and Waglington when I see a shiny stick

I'll be reminded of Ssundee whenever I go crazy

And then I'll think of W92Baj whenever nothing can faze me

So now I will thank all these YouTubers, as this poem is ending

For all the work that they put in and all the effort they're spending

So that they provide enjoyment to us and laughter and delight

So that we can watch their videos from morningtime 'till night

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? What on earth!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), Marshmellowtime (USA), Fury-Writer-17 (USA) Verdigurl ( New Zealand ) justiceintheworldofhp-yearight (USA), IronhideFan1993 (UK) Elhini Prime (USA), Autobot Slipstream (USA), The.nger (Canada), A. Primus(USA), AutobotCopperShadow (USA), Willowtuft (USA), Grasswing of Wingclan (Canada), Storm-Eyes-Osprey (England), Enderdeath731 (USA), TurtleKier42(USA)

I saw this on another profile and I had to put it on here, besides they say flash fans should put it on their profile :P

You know you are a fan of the TV Show The Flash if...

Normal People: When a police car goes by ignore it.

Flash Fans: When a police car goes by they look for a red/gold blur following the car.

Normal People: When they see a plane make the sound barrier say "Awesome."

Flash Fans: When they see a plane break the sound barrier say, "Meh...Flash can run faster than that."

Normal People: Like the colors yellow with red highlights.

Flash Fans: Hate yellow with red highlights because it is the Reverse Flash colors.

Normal People: Watch vampire diaries over and over (-insert barfing noise here-)

Flash Fans: Watch the Flash over and over again.

Normal People: Try to state how fast Mach 1.1 is.

Flash Fans: Say 'Mach 1.1 is 874 miles per hour which means...SUPERSONIC PUNCH BABY! YEAH!"

Normal People: When being mugged expect police to save them.

Flash Fans: When being mugged expect the Flash to save them.

Normal People: When a green arrow is shot at them they scream and run in the other direction.

Flash Fans: When a green arrow is shot at them they shout, "Hey Barry? Tell Oliver to move the training session else where! And prevent him from using me as a target."

Normal People: When someone buys a lot of food they ask, "How are you going to eat that?"

Flash Fans: When someone buys a lot of food they say, "How many Metahumans did Flash go against this time?"

Normal People: When they hear something large in the bushes scream and run the other way.

Flash Fans: When they hear something large in the bushes say, "If I hadn't seen Jurassic Park I would not be nearly as frightened right now."

Normal People: If they witness a poisonous gas attack they try to call 911.

Flash Fans: Run the other way and pray that the 'Mist' doesn't get them.

Normal People: When being stuck in a sudden storm they drive on ignoring it.

Flash Fans: When being stuck in a sudden storm shout, "Mark knock it off!"

Normal People: Once they calm down after getting angry, they blame a random person standing nearby.

Flash Fans: Once they calm down after getting angry, they blame Roy G Bivalo.

Normal People: When seeing the Flash and Arrow fight they run the other way.

Flash Fans: When seeing the Flash and Arrow fight they sit down with a bowl of popcorn.

Normal People: Want any old sweatshirt.

Flash Fans: Want a S.T.A.R Labs sweatshirt.

Normal People: Are confused with the names Cisco calls Metahumans.

Flash Fans: Say, "Seriously Cisco?"

Normal People: When seeing the Flash are like 'whatever'

Flash Fans: When seeing the Flash say, "Nice meeting you...I'm going to pass out now from happiness."

Normal People: When seeing a giant wormhole they scream and panic

Flash Fans: Cross their fingers and hope Flash can stop it without causing another breach to a parallel universe.

Normal People: When they see a man turn his hand into sand they run the other way.

Flash Fans: When they see a man turn his hand into sand they either light a lighter and throw it at him or turn on a fire hydrant in his direction.

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Favorite Inspirational/Funny Quotes:

''Nothing is impossible. The word itself mean I'm possible!''

Audrey Hepburn.

"It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light!"

Aristotle

"SUPER SONIC PUNCH BABY!!!"

Cisco Ramon from The Flash season 1 episode 6

"You can't go running around the city like some supersonic fireman."

Catlin Snow from the Flash season 1 episode 2

"YOU SHOT ME?!"

"I heard you heal fast." -yanks arrows out of Barry's back-

Barry Allen and Oliver Queen from the Flash season 1, episode 2

"And I really need to get some paperweights down here..."

Felicity Smoak from Arrow season 3, episode 8

"I'm a cop. I used to think about simple things; water makes things wet, ice makes things cold. Until a couple of weeks I ago I used to think the fastest man alive could run a mile in four minutes; not four seconds!"

"I can do it in three seconds actually...(Joe glares at Barry) err...not relevant."

Joe West and Barry Allen from The Flash season 1, episode 2

"Regular movie scale that was a seven or an eight. Zombie movie scale that was like a four...tops."

"There's a zombie movie scale?"

"D-did you know that zombies exist in nature? There is this species of fungi that infects ants causing the ants to attack plants who release spores which in turn infect new hosts..."

(Iris gives Barry an annoyed look)

"I'm going full nerd aren't I?"

"Yep..."

Barry Allen and Iris West from The Flash season 1, episode 2

"This is were I would say...my eyes are up here."

Mari Macabe from Vixen: The Animated Series, episode 2

"Look...the only thing I give a damn about is nothing you two can help me with!"

Mari Macabe from Vixen: The Animated Series, episode 4

"Um...let me handle this...I have kind of have a rapport with Metahumans." (Barry Allen)

"You throw them in your pipe line prison." (Oliver Queen)

"Not helping!" (Barry)

Barry and Oliver from Vixen: The Animated Series, episode 4

"To me...its looks pretty over..."

Mari Macabe from Vixen: The Animated Series, episode 6

"My name is Jay Garrick and your world is in danger."

Jay Garrick from The Flash Season 2, Episode 1

Funny things that have happened to me

Once my friend and I went to a farm. There was a goat there that liked me after I fed it. It kept following me around everywhere. Then my friend tried petting it. It got mad and stared chasing her. I stopped it by grabbing its horns. Anytime it saw my friend it tried to chase her. So my friend hid behind the goat's sleeping quarters and when it walked by she yelled, "Boo!" The goat fainted with all four feet sticking up in the air. Then the owner's grandmother yelled at my friend saying "Stop tormenting that poor old goat!" Then we told her what happened so she walked over and slapped the goat in the stomach so hard it's eyes bulged out. Then my friend and I went home.

You know you are a fan of the TV Show The Flash if...

Normal People: When a police car goes by ignore it.

Flash Fans: When a police car goes by they look for a red/gold blur following the car.

Normal People: When they see a plane make the sound barrier say "Awesome."

Flash Fans: When they see a plane break the sound barrier say, "Meh...Flash can run faster than that."

Normal People: Like the colors yellow with red highlights.

Flash Fans: Hate yellow with red highlights because it is the Reverse Flash colors.

Normal People: Watch vampire diaries over and over (-insert barfing noise here-)

Flash Fans: Watch the Flash over and over again.

Normal People: Try to state how fast Mach 1.1 is.

Flash Fans: Say 'Mach 1.1 is 874 miles per hour which means...SUPERSONIC PUNCH BABY! YEAH!"

Normal People: When being mugged expect police to save them.

Flash Fans: When being mugged expect the Flash to save them.

Normal People: When a green arrow is shot at them they scream and run in the other direction.

Flash Fans: When a green arrow is shot at them they shout, "Hey Barry? Tell Oliver to move the training session else where! And prevent him from using me as a target."

Normal People: When someone buys a lot of food they ask, "How are you going to eat that?"

Flash Fans: When someone buys a lot of food they say, "How many Metahumans did Flash go against this time?"

Normal People: When they hear something large in the bushes scream and run the other way.

Flash Fans: When they hear something large in the bushes say, "If I hadn't seen Jurassic Park I would not be nearly as frightened right now."

Normal People: If they witness a poisonous gas attack they try to call 911.

Flash Fans: Run the other way and pray that the 'Mist' doesn't get them.

Normal People: When being stuck in a sudden storm they drive on ignoring it.

Flash Fans: When being stuck in a sudden storm shout, "Mark knock it off!"

Normal People: Once they calm down after getting angry, they blame a random person standing nearby.

Flash Fans: Once they calm down after getting angry, they blame Roy G Bivalo.

Normal People: When seeing the Flash and Arrow fight they run the other way.

Flash Fans: When seeing the Flash and Arrow fight they sit down with a bowl of popcorn.

Normal People: Want any old sweatshirt.

Flash Fans: Want a S.T.A.R Labs sweatshirt.

Normal People: Are confused with the names Cisco calls Metahumans.

Flash Fans: Say, "Seriously Cisco?"

Normal People: When seeing the Flash are like 'whatever'

Flash Fans: When seeing the Flash say, "Nice meeting you...I'm going to pass out now from happiness."

Normal People: When seeing a giant wormhole they scream and panic

Flash Fans: Cross their fingers and hope Flash can stop it without causing another breach to a parallel universe.

Normal People: When they see a man turn his hand into sand they run the other way.

Flash Fans: When they see a man turn his hand into sand they either light a lighter and throw it at him or turn on a fire hydrant in his direction.

Flash fans must have this on their profile. silverwolfsarecool wrote this and has expanded upon it, if you would like to see go to her profile, she has some pretty good stories

15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.People call a women bald but they don't know she has cancer. Then other people see a woman bald and immediately think she has cancer and avoid her like they are going to get cancer to when she is just trying to stop stereotyping. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen DESEPERE ROMANTIQUE, dark-hearted rose, Writer2TheEnd, HistoryNerd ChibiLover123,SumerSnow, Silverwolvesarecool, TurtleKier42

I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talkingto a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, andaddyournameto the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, maddythetwilightfreak, Starrynytex, MelissaRM, vampygirl999, nanigirl15, Furorensu-Chan, ILuv Zero and Pocky yum, nats10art, DarkAkatsukiNeko, Kurina the Imiko, ChibiLover123,SumerSnow, Silverwolvesarecool, TurtleKier42

Dear bullies, See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs.

WE ARE GIRLS: WE RUN AROUND THE HOUSE WHILE WE BRUSH OUR TEETH. WE READ THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER. WE LAUGH AT OUR OWN JOKES BEFORE WE TELL THEM. WE CAN READ A SENTENCE 10 TIMES WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING IT. WE GO INTO THE SHOWER AND FORGET OUR TOWELS, SO WE HAVE TO TAKE A RISKY RUN TO OUR BEDROOMS HOPING NOBODY SEES US. WE PUSH DOORS, EVEN WHEN THE BOLD LETTERS IN FRONT OF US SAY PULL. WE SAY "WHAT?" EVEN IF WE HAVE UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING SOMEONE HAS SAID. WE HATE IT WHEN THE WIND MESSES UP OUR HAIR. WE CAN SEE THE SAME MOVIE 10 TIMES. WE HAVE TO CALL OUR OWN PHONE TO FIND IT. WE CAN LOOK AT THE CLOCK WITHOUT SEEING WHAT TIME IT IS. WE TURN THE PILLOW OVER TO LIE ON THE COLD SIDE. WE SET THE ALARM CLOCK TO RING EARLIER IN THE MORNING SO WE CAN LAY IN LONGER. BEFORE WE GO TO BED, WE CALCULATE HOW MANY HOURS WE GET TO SLEEP.WE TRY AND DO THINGS BEFORE THE MICROWAVE BEEPS. WE CLOSE THE FRIDGE DOOR REALLY SLOW TO SEE IF THE LIGHT STAYS ON. WE TRY TO BALANCE THE LIGHT SWITCH BETWEEN ON AND OFF. PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF THIS IS THE KINDA GIRL YOU ARE.

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If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

I was your best friend as a kitten. You threw hairbands and I brought them back to you. You would happily pet me and call me your baby girl and princess. I loved you and kept you safe from the bad dreams that you had when you were little. As you got older, you brought more boys into the home. I saw you light some weed and crack every now and then, but loved you all the same. I slept by your side at night, but when a boy was in the home, you would kick me and throw me into the closet. I waited until the boy left and you let me out. As time progressed, you stopped feeding me and giving me water. You only fed me when you bred me and sold my beloved kits. When I was old and delivered a bad litter, you threw me and my kits outside to live in the cold and darkness. My kits were blind, one deaf, and my third was born dead. I thought you cared, but I was wrong. When winter struck, my kittens died and I lived in a trash can until the humane society found me. I was given food and shelter, but no attention that an old she-cat needed. People would look at me through my cage, they would smile and wave, but no-one ever took me home. I was too old for anyone's likings. One cold winter day, a man with tears in his eyes took me out of my cage and into a light filled room. He told me I was going to a better and pain free place. I purred and licked his hand weakly as he placed the antiseptic needle in my veins. As I closed my eyes, I thought of you, my hurtful owner, that I loved and cared for when you were young. It was I who made you laugh when you were about to cry. It was I, the old female cat, that put up with you as you grew older, and this was the thanks I got. I closed my eyes and entered a pain free place, as the lovely man promised me. Copy this story onto your page if you hate animal abuse and if it brought tears to your eyes as it did mine

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Bekendorf

whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

So all may see my obsession

because I know what the Olympians know! Now swear it on the River Styx!! *thunder*

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

Pledge to the Heroes of Olympus Characters

I promise to remember Jason whenever someone forgets something.

I promise to remember Piper whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents.

I promise to remember Leo when I see someone run away.

I promise to remember Annabeth when someone misses someone.

I promise to remember Percy when I see someone refuse to give up.

I promise to remember Hazel when I see someone who has made a hard decision.

I promise to remember Frank when someone is different then expected to be.

I promise to remember Reyna when I see a leader.

I promise to remember Octavian when I see a ripped toy.

I promise to remember Don the Faun when someone asks me for money.

I promise to remember Rick Riordan for making these awesome characters!

I bet you won't know this, I'm not expecting you to know, I am expecting you to read this.

Humans kill 3 sharks a second just for shark fin soup! That is if they keep it up for a whole lifetime starting as you read this (that is impossible because they would all be extinct) but if we did and you had a life of 80 years then 20,736,000 sharks would have been killed by humans just for a bowl of shark fin soup.

Shark fin soup is horrible and the shark fins only add a bit of texture. People only eat it on special occasions like weddings to make a statement.

People hook them through the skin pull them out of the water alive where they can't breathe and slice all their fins off while they are still alive! Then they just drop the rest back in the ocean the shark still alive and dropped into the water alive to drown (sharks can't breathe unless they move at a fast enough speed through the water). This is just RIDICULOUS.

Over the last 5 years only an average of 3 people were killed each year by sharks with a maximum of 4 in the highest year. In contrast we are killing close to 100 million sharks per year and most of them are simply killed for their fins to make shark fin soup, a status symbol in China. Next time you go into a Chinese restaurant and you see shark fin soup on the menu remember an animal that has almost the same life span as you died for that soup and his fins were severed from his body and the body dumped over the side. Virtually all the shark attacks happened because the shark thought the victim was either a seal (in the case of a surfer think how a surfer looks from below) or there was poor visibility in shallow water. Virtually all attacks are a single bite and the shark didnt come back for more because it didnt taste like he expected. The deaths are usually due to blood loss.

Sharks have far more to fear from us than we do from them, and if you listen to years of extensive research made by many dedicated scientists, you will copy and paste this into your profile and add you name to the list below.

Longtailedsilvershark, silverwolvesarecool, TurtleKier42

I Went to a Party Mom,

I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, so I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, that I didn't drink and drive, though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right. The party finally ended, and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece. I never knew what was coming, Mom, something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, the kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, this girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high. Because he chose to drink and drive, now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom, Tell daddy to be brave. And when I go to heaven, put ' Daddy's Girl' on my grave.

Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom I'm getting really scared These are my final moments, and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, I love you and goodbye.

If your against Drinking and Driving, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

These are hysterically funny.

-Whoever said that nothing's impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door.-Whoever said "Words don't hurt" obviously hasn't gotten a hard-back encyclopedia thrown at his head before.-When the going gets tough, kick whoever made it that way.-Behind every great man is a woman shaking her head and rolling her eyes.

-Rhetorical questions are persuasive, aren't they?-He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke at first.-Life is difficult. It's full of trials, sorrow and pain. However, if you fall down, just stand up straight, be confident and say..."WHICH IDIOT PUSHED ME?!"-Silence is gold. Duct tape is silver.

-Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Month one

MommyI am only 8 inches longbut I have all my organs.I love the sound of your voice.Every time I hear itI wave my arms and legs.The sound of your heart beatis my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommytoday I learned how to suck my thumb.If you could see meyou could definitely tell that I am a baby.I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what MommyI'm a boy!I hope that makes you happy.I always want you to be happy.I don't like it when you cry.You sound so sad.It makes me sad tooand I cry with you even thoughyou can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommymy hair is starting to grow.It is very short and finebut I will have a lot of it.I spend a lot of my time exercising.I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toesand stretch my arms and legs.I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.Mommy, he lied to you.He said that I'm not a baby.I am a baby Mommy, your baby.I think and feel.Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.I don't like him.He seems cold and heartless.Something is intruding my home.The doctor called it a needle.Mommy what is it? It burns!Please make him stop!I can't get away from it!Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

MommyI am okay.I am in Jesus's arms.He is holding me.He told me about abortion.Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.Two more eyes that will never see.Two more hands that will never touch.Two more legs that will never run.One more mouth that will never speak.

If your against abortion, or if you almost or did cry reading this repost this on your profile.If we want to stay United, like we claim, abortion has to be stopped...Save another voice...because that next voice might be able to save us all...

Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Iapetus. Percy's Titan from who is called Bob!

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.

I found this and I felt like it should be passed on-

Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow.

Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.

Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say.

What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone.

And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all.

About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls.

There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called a student from the class.

To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare.

Each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.

"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.

"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,

"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom

And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak.

And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away.

But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know.

All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so.

He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike.

He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone.

And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.

'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart;

I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart."

With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest.

Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.

And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears.

Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life.

Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd.

She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star.

And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.

You see he was a fireman and died just this past year

When airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away."

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.

And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise.

A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside.

Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.

"I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out.

And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt.

Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed.

But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star.

And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far.

A teenage about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

NORMAL PEOPLE VS HTTYD FANS

NORMAL PEOPLE: insult people by calling them idiots or dorks.

HTTYD FANS: will insult people by calling them a son of a half troll rat eating munge bucket.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!HTTYD FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!HTTYD FANS: say shut up or my dragon will roast you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy.HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased, yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!HTTYD FANS: when being chased, call their dragons for help.

NORMAL PEOPLE: hear a shriek and ignore it.HTTYD FANS: yell "NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk.

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile.HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile! ;)

NORMAL PEOPLE: on a bad day will say "today is just not my day."HTTYD FANS: will say "THE GODS HATE ME!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: see a mini Toothless figurine and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic."HTTYD FANS: see a mini Toothless figurine and scream "Oh my gods! That is the cutest thing EVER! I must have it NOW!!!!!!!!!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon.HTTYD FANS: "a doctor? Plus five speed? A shield!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't know the stats for their different dragons.HTTYD FANS: Nadder: speed 8, armor 16. Zippleback: attack 11, stealth x2. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: attack 8, venom 12. Gronckle: draw strength 8.

NORMAL PEOPLE: What in God's name?HTTYD FANS: What in Thor's name?

NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked how to defeat a dragon without killing it will not know.HTTYD FANS: will instantly show them an eel, scratch them behind their head, give them some dragon-nip, or reflect the light off of something so they can chase it.

NORMAL PEOPLE: will buy maybe the plushies from the HTTYD merchandise or nothing at allHTTYD FANS: will search every store for every collectible, clear a whole shelf in their room for them, and make a saddle and tail-piece for every Toothless plushy and figurine they have.

NORMAL PEOPLE: saw the HTTYD movie once in the cinema and maybe once at home.HTTYD FANS: watch the movie again and again until they can recite every line off by heart. (Example: *switches to scottish accent* Excuse me, barmaid. I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fishbone!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: whistle a popular song while they work.HTTYD FANS: whistle the HTTYD theme while they work.

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't really care when the sequel is released.HTTYD FANS: will count down the days to the premier and check youtube every day for the next trailer (cursed teaser trailers!!) :)

NORMAL PEOPLE: will give whatever they can to people as gifts.HTTYD FANS: will never under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give a Gronckle's egg to someone.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it.HTTYD FANS: will say "You've got to stop all...this."

NORMAL PEOPLE: when in danger "We're not gonna make it!"HTTYD FANS: "Chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now."

NORMAL PEOPLE: will "keep calm and carry on."HTTYD FANS: will "keep calm and wait for How To Train Your Dragon 2."

NORMAL PEOPLE: if they want to get themselves killed, will jump off a cliff or stab themselves or something.HTTYD FANS: if they want to get themselves killed, will go with the Gronckle.

NORMAL PEOPLE: wisest quote -- "Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." -Albert EinsteinHTTYD FANS: "If you get blasted, you're dead." -Gobber the Belch

NORMAL PEOPLE: will ignore this.HTTYD FANS: will post this on their profile and add their name to the list before the Red Death gets them. ;)

I'm good, I'm bad.

I'm sometimes in between.

Mess with my family,

You'll see me turn mean.

I'm as complicated as it gets.

and tough as can be.

Tell me I can't do something,

Then step back and watch me.

I'm a million colors.

I'm black and white.

I make mistakes.

But sometimes get it right.

Try to figure me out,

you never will.

But you can count on this,

I keep it real.

This is something that I found and thought it should be put up here. I feel I can really relate to this if you relate to this also put this up on your profile and type your name next on the list. TurtleKier42