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INSANITY STUDIOS, INK.

Hello, my name is Joan McCreedy. I am the director and C.E.O of Insanity Studios, Ink. It is my duty-and pleasure-to welcome you to the strangest studio around. Please, have a seat, take a cookie, and enjoy the show!

Personal Updates regarding me and my stories will be found below.

If you have any questions or comments, or you just want to chat, feel free to PM me or email me at InsanityStudios@.

I go by the same name on Archive of Our Own, and can be found here.

Insanity Studios's C.E.O

Age: Somewhere between birth and death.

Height: My feet touch the ground. I'm tall enough.

Birthday: Once a year.

Gender: A gal. (Duh!)

Religion: Catholic. (I'll try my best to keep religion out of my writing.)

Occupation: Currently hired on by a painter.

Political Affiliation: All of my Republican friends call me an ass.

Likes: Playing piano; drinking tea; making people laugh (and cry) through writing; reading, writing, and drawing; using typewriters; most any music; being random and crazy; science; helping people; storms; antiques; food (especially Mom's cooking); writing in cursive; farm animals; cooking; working on my car; adjustable spanners.

Dislikes: Television (waste of time); my sister (just kidding!); shopping; contact lenses; time-wasters; soda-pop, broccoli, and cauliflower; corrupt and stupid politicians; downstate drivers; crappy pencils; ordering heater cores on-line, actually, ordering them in general; when aforementioned heater core doesn't fit; fake plants (including plastic Christmas trees).

Wishes: that I owned Harry Potter and/or How To Train Your Dragon; that I could get my bloody stupid car working; that I could play violin; to be happy no matter what is thrown my way.

Personal Mottos: “You just gotta' roll with the punches, kid.” ~My Grandfather

“There are good ships and wood ships, ships that sail the sea. But the best ships are friendships, and may they always be.” ~Irish proverb

Personal Updates

17 January 2020: I have now created an account on AO3, where I will be cross-posting new and only new stories. The old ones will stay here, in the cringe-fest they deserve.

7 January, 2020: Welcome to the new year! I've found, in an attempt to become cultured and regain my lost childhood, a new fandom! I'm happy to report that I'm working on a lot of new stuff, but nothing is quite close to finishing. Also, rather unfortunately, I've not been focusing on one shots as much, or maybe they keep evolving into full stories. Sorry, everyone. I'll try and crank something out to tide you over.

30 October, 2019: Summer is gone! Hardly any writing was accomplished! That is not entirely surprising. I am now at University, and find myself with plenty of time while procrastinating my homeowork. Hopefully more stuff will be posted soon. A Halloween onesie might go up tomorrow, but maybe not. I'm not particularly pleased with it.

June 21, 2019: Summer is here! Hopefully this will bring more time to write, but we all know how that goes.

Feb. 21, 2018: New oneshot posted! (Wow, I'm on a roll here!) Go read and review!

Feb. 15, 2018: Prayers and love to all those who are affected by the Parkland, Florida shootings. We all need to work together to solve these issues, no matter your differences.

Feb. 7, 2018: New Magnus Chase one-shot posted! Go read (And review, please?)!

Dec. 9, 2017: New oneshot posted! Go check it out!

Oct. 2, 2017: New computer! Perhaps this will force me to write more often! XD See you all later!

Sept. 11, 2017: Please keep everyone who gave the ultimate sacrifice on 9/11 in mind. We are only a free country because so many others laid down their lives to fight for it.

New one-shot posted! Go ahead and check it out! Also, I updated my account and deleted some old stories. If you wish to read the old ones, email me and I'll send them to you.

THE SOUNDTRACK OF MY LIFE

"We're in A.P.. Calc. We can't count to five! There's no numbers anymore!" ~AP Calc class

"I'm not green eyes. I refuse to have green eyes." ~Sister

"The only thing I know of vectors is what I learned from Despicable Me." ~Pre-Calc class

"It won't be that hard." ~Mom. It was.

"You know, baby carrots have more calories than regular carrots." ~Me

"If you were a tree, you'd make a good tree." ~My sister, joking about her flirting.

"Munson is a cancer, by definition of cancers." ~My Dad (Third definition using Google)

"It's like peanut butter, 'cept its ham." ~My sister

"You'll be fighting over my pans when I die." ~My Mom

"Oink." ~Bob, our pig

"I don't have enough coffee in my system to kill you yet. Lucky you." ~Another friend

"I have a dog-cow." ~My bestfriend

"Sorry, I got spooked by a ghost and dropped your house...twice." ~Ol' Wiskers

"If you weren't a writer, I would be disturbed by your search history." ~My sister

A conversation between my sister and I- Sister: I've decided I'm going to start writing stories! Me: What color flowers do you want at your funeral?

"One of these days, one of us is going to die, and the police will arrest the other one purely because we're siblings." ~My sister, commenting on how often we threaten to kill each other.

"This irritates you, doesn't it. Good, I'll keep doing it." ~Sister. Again

"I shouted 'MOM!' in the supermarket once, and four women, none of which were actually my mom, turned around and yelled 'What?!'" ~My bestfriend

"IF THAT ROSTER DON'T SHUT UP, HE'S GOIN' IN THE POT!!!" ~My Mom, after having been woken at the wee hours of the morning for a week straight.

"The solution to every problem is to give it a good whack with a hammer." ~Robotics member.

"We'll fix it later." ~Robotics Team Motto

"You have a fish-tank in a house full of cats. It ain't a fish-tank anymore, it's a sushi bar." ~Janet

"It's only three-and-a-half feet of snow. My Subaru won't have an issue." ~My Dad. He was right.

"Are you an the struggle bus today?" ~Bestfriend

"THE STRUGGLE IS REAL!" ~My Physical Science teacher

"I'll put you that!" ~ Me