Mr.Derpfacehide bio
 Author has written 8 stories for Five Nights at Freddy´s, and My Little Pony. Jesus, a year later and I am finally able to really write my profile. XD So lets start of with the basics, Name? Derp, gosh I thought, it was apparent? Age? Well I guess I can give you that, Oh wait, maybe not. Sex? I am an unknown factor in your life :D What way do I swing? You tell me. Does it matter what I look like? I look like you! With the... Shirts and Jeans.. Although I do wear glasses, so I would be a nerd. But I'm a cool ass nerd Moving forward, erm, Storywise? I am working on My Little Pony and Five Nights at Freddys. Strangely enough, both fandoms are polar opposites. So when I work on one, I don't put enough emotion into the other. It's also good to know that I work Mobile. Tablet, kinda mobile. So constantly, my thumbs are sore. -.- Anyway, What are my update times? UH... They vary. Some days, I am in the writing mood. So I write. Other days I either forget, or I'm doing shite to remember that I have a story to write Do I do Lemons? No sweet lord I don't have sex with lemons.. Christ you are sick! But in all realty, eh? I haven't really thought about doing a lemon.. Haven't really... Needed to? But its always a possibility. But I ain't the one who is writing it. So don't ask. | |||||||
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A Brony Life by 4428gamer reviews
After being sent to Equestria, even when he isn't a brony at first, Blitz meets the mane six and soon makes the group the mane seven by befriending them. Now with himself added to the mix, it's about to get way more interesting. Especially with just what Blitz is. So what adventures are there to be had?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 729,266 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Complete
Five Night's at Freddi's by F-ckthesystem125 reviews
Updated, Upgraded, and ready to make kids smile. A new Night Guard is starting at Freddi Fazbear's Pizzeria. Can he make friends and help an angered spirit finally rest? Read and see. All animatronics are girls. OC x Multiple. Scott Cawthon owns FNAF, not me. I only own my OC.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 119,826 - Reviews: 2248 - Favs: 2,120 - Follows: 2,182 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Chica, Bonnie, OC, The Puppet
Diaries of a Madman by whatmustido reviews
When Discord breaks free of his stone prison, he proves to be much older and wiser than he was on the show. A being of ancient and unimaginable power, he forces Celestia to make a deal with the devil-himself, of course-in order to save her little ponies. What she doesn't realize is that one of the terms of the deal is that she forgets ever making. Enter the poor human hero.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 197 - Words: 2,865,806 - Reviews: 2426 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 11/30/2012
A wish come true by frontdoor6 reviews
A teenage Brony wishes upon a star to live in Equestria and the next day his wish comes true and he's determined to have the perfect life where he will find true friendship and love.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 789,044 - Reviews: 2610 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 5/24/2019 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Twilight Sparkle
A Deadly Job by FanficftonFan reviews
Mike Schmidt...a young 18 year old boy with his life thrown down hill. Mike has no job, and he has been trying to survive without his parents on his side. Everything is just not going good for him, that is until he got the job at the famous place, Freddy's Fabear's Pizzeria. Will that job make his life easy? Or will it just make it more harder for him to survive? Rated T to be safe
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,749 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/3/2018 - Published: 11/19/2015 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Jeremy Fitzgerald, The Murderer/William Afton
Elude by TheActualFoxy reviews
Mike never imagined that he would return to the pizzeria and face the overly attached animatronics yet again. What's worse, they're extremely avid to make him a part of their family, which involves stuffing him into a suit. WARNINGS: Gore and small hints of romance
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,125 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 11/11/2018 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Foxy - Complete
Lunar Legacy by The Sleeping Library reviews
Two Worlds brought together and then separated. Two hearts connected through a web of relationships. Luna has lived these past years without her beloved, with only her children as constant reminders of what she had lost. Although what should be truly feared? The Past-or the present? Later chapters will include some M material, so rating ahead of time.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 76 - Words: 585,348 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/7/2018 - Published: 4/29/2016 - [Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, OC]
Self Inserting Dragon Lord by DragonLord RyuKizoku reviews
I was just a regular, if somewhat nerdy guy. Sure, I enjoyed My Little Pony, but I never thought I would be a part of it! Now I'm living in Ponyville, surrounded by ponies, and with no way home. ...Wait, why am I complaining? This is the story of my time in Equestria. (Rated M for reasons. BUT NO LEMONS!)
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,031 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/17/2018 - Published: 10/18/2014 - OC
A Second Chance by 0-Blazing Sun-0 reviews
After tragedy strikes, Blake Marshall finds himself faced with a choice; go with the two mysterious beings offering him a second chance among their people, or allow his story to end. Will he be able to overcome the consequences of his decision and find happiness as he faces a lifetime of new adventures? Rated M for violence, sparse swearing and clop.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 111 - Words: 519,988 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 6/15/2018 - Published: 2/25/2014 - OC, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack
Awake and Alive by KittenRainbow reviews
(AU) Every night, Mike dreads coming to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, for he knows about the malicious nature of the animatronics. But then they all suddenly turn benevolent, which is rather surprising. Mike even starts to feel like...he can be friends with them. But unfortunately, nothing is ever easy in life. R&R!
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,658 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 3/6/2018 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Foxy
It was Mike's fault for Volunteering by VanillaPine reviews
It was Mike's fault for volunteering, really. When he had challenged his boss, by saying he would take Foxy home. But, is it really all that bad to take care of an animatronic fox? Maybe this could turn out to be a good thing? Once Foxy stops smashing stuff maybe.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,238 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 9/18/2017 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Foxy, Jeremy Fitzgerald
The Pursuit Of Happiness by Syren345 reviews
A young man, who is a brony, is by chance taken to Equestria. There, he will make friends, solve challenges, fight monsters, and meet some harsh realities. Will he find his happiness in life? Or will this seemingly perfect new home end him? Episode by episode story with OC chapters mixed in, enjoy!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 155,846 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/5/2017 - Published: 6/27/2015 - Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Princess Celestia, OC
JDZ by F-ckthesystem125 reviews
A retelling of the classic Jak and Daxter story with a twist. See what happens when a third hero joins in the adventure. Rated T for Violence and Language. Jak and Daxter are not mine. Just my OC. Bad Summary. Story is better.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,413 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Jak M., Daxter, OC
Our Travel by Fate12343 reviews
"You are the key." When two girls get sucked into a FNAF poster, they start to wonder what is going on. They need to solve the murder mysteries while still trying to live a normal life. But how long will it last? With Lauren's cheer team going out of town, and Monica stuck to find things out on her own, things get even worse.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,451 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 2/24/2016 - Mike Schmidt, OC, The Murderer/William Afton
Fazbear Wars - Episode IV: A New Hope by TheEzyGuy00 reviews
A FNAF version/Parody of Star Wars Episode IV. When the galaxy is in danger with the newly constructed Death Star, it's up to a ragtag group of farm boy, old hermit, and duo smugglers to save a sassy princess from the clutches of a half-witted cyborg bunny in black armor that's... not really a Sith Lord by standards. Rated T for profanity and idiocy
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,534 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 6/19/2015 - Chica, Bonnie, Foxy, Springtrap
Light of the Moon by The Sleeping Library reviews
Tyr was your average human before the Merge. A massive magical or scientific explosion brought-or forced- the once fictional land of Equestria into the human world. Now, along with both new and old charcters, he must realize new friendships, solve new conflicts, and even find love. Even the moon is lonely sometimes. Please Review and let me know what you think!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 296,346 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 7/12/2015 - [Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, OC] - Complete
Devil InPROTO's Creed by The Prancing Jaeger reviews
This story shall be reborn anew. Better, more interesting. But for now, it shall die, and it shall fade. Await it, for it shall arise from the flames stronger than ever.
Crossover - Devil May Cry & inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,097 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Vergil, Cole MacGrath - Complete
Can We Keep Him? by Ashana reviews
The Marionette sees that the Toy animatronics are depressed without anybody to entertain or perform for anymore. When he learns that the new night guard at the current restaurant, Mike Schmidt, is homeless, he decides to solve his problems and Mike's at the same time. T for swearing and unpleasant imagery.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,723 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 8/18/2015 - Mike Schmidt, The Puppet, Toy Bonnie, Toy Freddy
Tales of the Oppressed by Terran34 reviews
My name is Seth Rogers. I'm your typical college student trying to get a major in computer science. Except that all goes out the metaphorical door when some crazy guy running around in armor zaps me into a land filled with ridiculous looking ponies colored every color of the freaking rainbow. Or all of them, in one case. ... I want them to stay as far away from me as possible.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 133 - Words: 990,863 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Rainbow Dash, Queen Chrysalis, King Sombra, OC - Complete
KAI THE RUNNING GUARD by Dragoncatt reviews
1 oc, some crazy people, and robots... read it.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2015 - OC, Freddy Fazbear, Mangle, Foxy
Eternal Revenge, Help Us by AngelVirus11 reviews
After losing her five friends, Angela vowed herself to never come back to Freddy's ever again. Years later she comes back and works as a night guard to earn the extra cash she needs. But little did she know that the more she stays there, the more she learns about the death of her friends and the curse of the pizzeria. Will she put the curse to rest?
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 82,641 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 12/14/2014 - [Foxy, OC, Mike Schmidt] Jeremy Fitzgerald
AU Fnaf Half Animatronic Half Human(Canceled) by Fusion-Knight reviews
It was a normal night at freddy's well could you say normal The Night guard not being in a suit Freddy fighting over who got to stuff him and Mangle giving birth wait what? (This is my first story i'm open for help with the story.)
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 6/30/2015
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Isn't Pinkie Pie supposed to be funny? reviews
I will admit to the guilt of being a loner. Personally, I like the silence. It means more me time, rather than me and someone else time. Oh but wait. That's right, as fate would have it, suddenly I'm in neck level expenses in covering for a particular mare that just so happened to knock on my door as though she was a freaking Jehovah's witness.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2017 - Pinkie Pie
It, Itself, and Mike reviews
Michael Schmidt. Average employee to watch Kid friendly Animatronics at night. Paid deathly below the normal check. Literally. Join Mike as he tries to fnd his life back. Or will he succumb to the depths of insanity? Rated T for language and gore. Art by Demon Desire
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 65,724 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/8/2017 - Published: 6/21/2015 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Foxy, Jeremy Fitzgerald
The Hidden Song reviews
All ends have a begining somewhere in the line. Sometimes you just have to look at the words that distinguish the for-real from false. From bumps and bruises, to Kings and Queens, there is always a song that one bard sings - to which not one being listens. This is just one of those songs.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,547 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/22/2017 - Published: 8/1/2017 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
The Elements and Me reviews
People think I'm crazy. That, without realizing it, I had created a fantasy world of wonders, of where talking Pegasus and freaking Unicorns shat words out like they were dictionaries! Those Six RUINED, my life. Just from one measly experiment to the next. This is my story. The people who thought I was crazy, didn't call me so crazy after they saw what happened in Equestria...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,495 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 7/14/2016
Divine Nature reviews
Her name, surprised me, the way they came into my life, was like the flash of lightning that allowed me to see one of them. And then, when I find out what she is? I find out there's more than just one of them. And for some reason, Its up to me to help her before their time runs out
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2016
When Two Worlds Collide reviews
It isn't everyday a regular guy gets his wish. Whatever good it does for him. A regular guy wished away into Equestria and soon has to learn the lessons he never got from birth. One accepting the fact that he ain't human so much anymore, another is somehow befriending the ponies he comes across.. Rated T for language. Cover art done by S13NDYGUY!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 138,473 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016
Futile Attempts reviews
A new night guard is needed! An easy job, just sit in a hard chair for 6 hours and hope nothing bad happens. Which unfourtunatly is going to happen. Join Derrick Warry in his hopes so that he can pay off his debts and respects to getting out alive. If he can. Disclaimer: I don't own Fnaf, I own Derrick. Rate and Reveiw fairly. Rated T for chapters of cursing and possible blood.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2016 - Freddy Fazbear, OC, Jeremy Fitzgerald
Abandoned reviews
Out of money, time, and what he had to eat, Alex Douglas Cards, otherwise known as Deck, tries to make a name in life. Well, what's left of it. Collaboration of Mr. Derpface and Hunterhero179. Rated T for language and gore.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Freddy Fazbear, OC, The Murderer/William Afton
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