Greetings and salutations!

I'm thirty-something and hella tired.

To see all my characters and get updates (or just ask me whatever questions you want), my tumblr url is sarcastic-enigma, mrsvincentgriffith, drbobbimorse. There's a link right on my page to "My Characters", which has tons of info on all my OC babies. I also have an account on wattpad, thesarcasticenigma. I'm going to put a few of my fics on there for the freedom of being able to display pictures and link music as does not offer those features. I'll also be putting up a huge book of all my plot bunnies that never made it past the initial planning stage, or that I lost everything for in the Great Crash of 2018 and just never had the will to rewrite.

LIFE UPDATE: Soooo, about two weeks ago (early April 2018) the hard drive on my MacBook crashed. Considering I've had this thing for 5 years and this is the first issue I've ever had, I'm fairly impressed. I haven't sent it off yet to be checked if any data can be recovered yet because 1. I'm in the midst of a final for one class, while another class goes till the end of May and I have a wedding coming up (not mine, obviously, but two very good friends) plus my summer capstone course so I'm very busy and stressed enough and 2. its going to be expensive af and I already have to pay for the NBE (almost $600), graduation (almost $100), regular bills, etc that take priority over a potentially useless data recovery, especially when I only get paid once a month. Anyway, whenever I send it off, in the event that my data cannot be recovered, I'm not 100% certain that I had my stuff backed up (nothing was on my Cloud, for example). There were only a handful of fics that I had saved on a USB (the things that are on them are old, without recent edits/updates, and missing things) or I found randomly on my Google Docs.

Quotes:

"Live on the edge of a broken dream, live to live another day."

"I sound my barbaric YAWP from the rooftops of the world." - Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass: Song of Myself

"We often confuse that which we want with what already is." - Valentine, Mirrormask

"Even in our sleep, pain which cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, until - in our own despair - against our will, comes wisdom through the awful grace of God." - Aeschylus

"Do not stand by my grave and weep...I am not there; I do not sleep. When you awaken in the morning's hush, I am the swift uplifting rush of quiet birds circling in flight. Do not stand by my grave and cry...I am not there. I did not die." - Royster

“My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel.” - George R.R. Martin, A Storm of Swords

"I bear the scars of the past all over me. But there's more to me than that. I'm better now. Stronger. Wiser." - Sharon Carter

“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.” - Frank Herbert, Dune

"Bottom line is, even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So what are we, helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come. You can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are. You'll see what I mean." - Whistler, Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Becoming (1)

"Here's everything I know about war: somebody wins, somebody loses, and nothing is ever the same again." - Admiral Constanza Stark, CY 9784, Andromeda

"The thing is, as far as the universe is concerned, we're all bugs! Just hoppin' along, lovin' life, until one day fate decides to introduce each and every one of us to our very own, personalized windscreen." - Seamus Zelazny Harper, Andromeda