Hey, Chanandaler Bong here--actually it's MISS Chanandaler Bong! Oh God I love that show (Friends).

I'm 28(omg I am embarrassed by how long it's been since I've last updated!) and I have been working as a registered nurse for the past three years. If you'd like to message me on facebook, this is my facebook: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=18205417&ref=profile --definitely friend me or something! I've been writing for the past 12 years, an original piece of fiction about the American Revolution and since 2010 have since taken a hiatus on fanfiction. I want to apologize for the huge time lapse in updating stories. While I have been making huge progress on my original piece, I will be updating my fanfiction for you soon!!

So first of all, Jokers Wild--that is NOT the story's end! I will start updating that one for you ASAP!!

I love to write. It just takes me away when real life just gets too stressful and shitty. Aside from fanfiction, I have two original stories brewing; one that is based in ancient Rome, and one that is based in colonial/revolutionary Massachusetts. I'm pretty much obsessed with those two time periods hahaha!

I've done lots of musical theatre in high school, junior high and now college--it's a guilty pleasure, I guess, but my friends and I all love it to death. I love love love Johnny Depp--I think he's absolutely fabulous. I also believe that I am one day going to marry either Elijah Wood or Garrett Hedlund (hahaha yeah right! A girl can dream though, can't she?!) I'm a huge movie buff--a few favorites include: Four Brothers, Pirates of the Caribbean, LOTR trilogy, Star Wars(original trilogy), The Dark Knight, Candy, Memoirs of a Geisha, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fever Pitch (I'm from Boston so I gotta love it, esp. for my SOX!) Shakespeare in Love, Boondock Saints, Blow and basically anything else the has Johnny Depp in it cus he's just amazing at life.

Now for some quotes of inspiration, because I'm into this whole...inspiration thing I guess.They're just words for thought...that's all:

"Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone; you are the one who gets burned." --Buddha

"Things do not change; we change" --Thoreau

"Acting is the art of persuasion: the actor persuedes himself, first, and through himself, the audience." --Laurence Oliver

"Life is full of ups and downs, but it's worth living." --My Dad (to be cheesy lol)

"There are only 4 questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? and, What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: Only love" --Johnny Depp in Don Juan DeMarco

"You don't write because you want to say something. You write because you have something to say" --F. Scott Fitzgerald = a good one for us writers, eh wot=)

"...Why does it take a catastrophe to start a revolution if we're so free?" --Tick Tick Boom, a musical

"All the world's a stage" --William Shakespeare

"Though we've been dwelling together, I don't know his name: Going along acepting the flow, Just being thus, Even the eminent sages since antiquity Don't know him. How could the hasty ordinary type Presume to understand?" --Shitou

"In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock" --Thomas Jefferson

"To be awake is to be alive" --Thoreau

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" --Franklin Delano Roosevelt

(Ross has just been ambushed by Phoebe and Rachel within his apartment): Phoebe and Rachel: DANGER! Ross: AAAAAAHHHHH!! Rachel: Ahhh Salmon Skin Roll... --FRIENDS

"I have fun at my job...tomorrow I don't have to wear a tie!" (puts on typical Chandler face) --Chandler Bing, FRIENDS

(Joey has packed an emergency kit with food, Mad-Libs and condoms) Chandler: Condoms? Joey: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world. Chander: And condoms are the way to do that? --Friends

(Flipping a coin to choose between "ducks" and "clowns") Joey: "heads" should be ducks, because ducks have heads. Chandler: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday parties? --Friends

Joey: Want some jam? Chandler: No thanks, I just had a jar of mustard. --Friends

"Gum would be perfection" --Chandler Bing, Friends

"Actually, it's MISS Chanandaler Bong," --Chandler Bing, FRIENDS