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Author has written 8 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings. Here's what I know about the realm of possibility-- it is always expanding, it is never what you think it is. Everything around us was once deemed impossible. From the airplance overhead to the phones in our pockets to the choir girl putting her arm around the metalhead. As hard as it is for us to see sometimes, we all exist within the realm of possibility. Most of the limits are of our own world's devising. And yet, every day we each do so many things that were once impossible to us. -The Realm of Possibility by David Levithan |
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Lady Fair by Lady Anarane reviews
Andie Bryant would rather run than walk. And the only thing she loves more than her carefree lifestyle is driving the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow up a wall. JackOC. Part Two.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 128,931 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 7/12/2005
A Miscellany of Drabbles by Shyaway reviews
Pirates of the Caribbean drabbles.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 3/17/2005
The Many Faces of Mary Sue by psychotic kitten reviews
My unofficial guide to PotC Mary Suedom. Sit back and relax as I pick apart and explain the many faces of Mary Sue, her predicable tendencies, plot clichés, canon corruptions, and general overall hideousness...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,667 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 7/11/2005
PH2: More Piratier, More Hilariousier, and more by Leanan Sidhe reviews
The much anticipated sequel to PIRATES HILARIOUSITY under Third Time's the Charm now. Rachel and Vicki are back, and guess who followed them! It's a whirlwind of weirdness when you include Target, the corpse monkey, and the grooming of pirates as the gi
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,604 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 10/24/2005
The Pirates by PirateBlacksmith reviews
Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Anamaria, Gibbs, Norrington, and Bootstrap Bill end up as roomates in the year 2003. Can they survive each other?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 106,516 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 8/17/2004
Truth Or Dare: Wizard Style by Br0wn3yedGirl reviews
This story is guaranteed to make you laugh...and probably judge me a little. p It's honestly JUST FOR FUN! Read if sad. WARNING-may cause stomach problems and suffocation due to hysterics in future chapters!Don't read if you have heart complications!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,950 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 7/29/2004
The Not so Secret Window by SmileVampy reviews
Secret Window insanity romp that takes the movie and runs with it... lots of funny randomness, innuendo, and sarcasm... Read and Review please! Chapter the 13th: Mort's Road Trip of DOOM
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,009 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 6/30/2004
This Is Drive Shaft by robo t reviews
A completely nonsensical crossover between This is Spinal Tap and LOST that documents Charlie's attempts to get the band back together before boarding Oceanic flight 815.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,910 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Charlie, Liam P.
Third Time's the Charm by Leanan Sidhe reviews
COMPLETED ENTIRE PIRATES HILARIOUSITY! Two girls are sent back to the Caribbean, where Vicki tries to keep from touching Will, and Rachel tries to keep from stealing all of Sparrow's lines. Rated M for language and some sexual scenes.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,775 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Crushed by fancyfantasyfairy reviews
Hermione talks about her feelings towards Ron. She'll taste bitter heartbreak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
When You Put Six Wizards In A Car by WaterChicken reviews
Six wizards, loose in America, on a road trip. Wait a sec...ROAD TRIP! Ah well, at least you know this won't be a boring fic. LJ Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,864 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Fair by Lady Anarane reviews
COMPLETE. A becoming but mysterious woman watches over none but Captain Jack Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,841 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Complete
Alice The NonSue by The Trees Are On Fire reviews
Alice: She's not pretty, She's not skilled. But she is in the Caribbean. delayed by normal life
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005
DADA with Snape by P.L.S reviews
Snape finally is teaching DADA- His topic of choice- fruit. His class today- 7th year Gryffindors. And you thought Umbridge was bad. One of the HPMonty Python crosses.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Secret Society by fancyfantasyfairy reviews
This is the secret territory of the Secret Soceity. Only secret members may secretly enter. If you fail to do as asked, you will have to pay a secret concequence. This is the secret territory of the Secret Soceity.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/6/2005
The Twelve Days of Christmas by Shyaway reviews
Twelve festive piratey drabbles inspired by the carol. [Note: not a songfic.] Happy New Year!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Complete
Draco, Wands, and PolyJuice Potions by Love Your Shotgun reviews
What will happen when Georgia AND Jas go to Hogwarts! Cosmic Horns, Sexy Wizards in the Nuddy-Pants, and Snape as Elvis! MWAHAHAHA! I am SO evil. :D
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,606 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 6/24/2004
Free Pineapples! by Hottie Pirates R We reviews
Three teenage girls from Tortuga team up with Jack and Will to save Elizabeth. The only problem is, they know nothing about sailing or pirating, yet insist they are the best pirates that ever graced the Caribbean. Say it with us people… WANNABES!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 10/9/2004
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Low Budget Rip Off by anamaji-c reviews
Hello there! Here is my yes yet another parody of the POTC film! Its kinda crap but gets slightly better round chapters 3&4... so please R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,866 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2004 - Published: 8/7/2004
Camp 7 and 3 quarters by Wahooligan08 reviews
Hogwarts has mysteriously blown up, and Harry is sent to Camp 7 and 3 quarters for the year. He will have to deal with a crush that he can't hold on to, strange dreams with a mysterious girl, and of course the fact that Lord Voldemort is still after him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,167 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Harry P.
On Corsets by Shyaway reviews
Marooned, Jack and Elizabeth discuss everyone's favourite item of ladies' apparel ...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Complete
Canon Strikes Back by PirateBlacksmith reviews
When Mary Sues invade and the characters stay in character. Completed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,194 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Complete
The Wizard's Bachelor by Wahooligan08 reviews
(Finshed) Harry enters the Wizard's Bachelor to find the perfect woman. Who will he meet? Anyone from Hogwarts? Stalkers? And why the word is Hagrid the host?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 52,407 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Harry P.
Out of Thin Air by fancyfantasyfairy reviews
COMPLETE::Lord of the Rings Fellowship gets transported onto the Black Pearl. The plot isnt origional, but its my strange, twisted version. SLASH! & OOCness
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2004 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Complete
The Letter by PirateBlacksmith reviews
One shot. He only had a few moments before they found him and dragged him back to his fate. But there was still a little more he needed to write.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Complete
Maggascotchi by fullhouseroxsavvy reviews
Elizabeth meets her alter-ego; Will's intelligance drops by every second; Norrington meets his long lost sister, brother, and father; and Cotton's parrot meets Jack's stomach. OH YEAH! And Barbossa's not entirely dead! Plz R&R! the cast demands it!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,560 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 4/19/2004
Jacks Diary by fancyfantasyfairy reviews
COMPLETE:: Who knew Jack had these inner thoughts? Very OOC. Jacks thoughts throughout the movie. Implied sex but no scenes. SLASH! (flames will be shoved onto a stage with no means of protection and have random fruits and vegetables thrown at them)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 8/7/2004 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Complete
OTBS, I Am Now A Member Of The Fellowship by Love Your Shotgun reviews
On the Bright Side I am Now a Member of the Fellowship... Gee LOTR crossover! Red-bottomosity ensues!
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,116 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 4/14/2004
The Kiwi, The Can Opener, and Jack by fullhouseroxsavvy reviews
JAck is lost in the Jungle when he finds the wish granting canopener, Will and his friends appear with a magenta Kiwi chasing after them. WARNING! Randomness WILL occur!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 5/18/2004
Nomenclature by Shyaway reviews
Elizabeth is expecting. Jack has his own ideas on what to name the baby.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Complete
A pirate's Life for me by Kristin3 reviews
Ever wonder what Jack's childhood was like? Why his name is Jack Sparrow? Or why he wants to be a pirate? Well, this is my version of his childhood. You'll learn about his abusive Father, and his strange teacher. Jack wasn't the only pirate named Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,884 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 9/10/2003
Playtime by fancyfantasyfairy reviews
What would Jack do in the bathtub? Watch the five year old within him surface when nobody is looking. Come equipt with bubbles and plastic toys. Any water dammage to your keyboard is of your own responsiblilty. PG just to be safe.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2004
Yer Not a Eunuch, Are You? by Arenas reviews
What happens when Will ‘I’m Too Sexy for My Shirt’ Turner wakes up one morning and finds out that he's a eunuch? Guest appearance by Mr. Tactless himself, Captain Jack Sparrow. Rating as such because there are implied sexual themes and I'm taking no
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2003
Or Just a Moron with a Big Stick by mak4 reviews
This is what happens when you try to write at five o'clock in the morning.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/25/2003 - Published: 10/13/2003
The Pirate's Tale by Nakhti reviews
The narrator has a bit of trouble getting Inigo's story off to a start...so he enlists a little help from his friends. A parody of errors.
Princess Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2003
tohmatori SHI NE!!! by tohma is grumpy reviews
stupidity attacks when the gravitation cast is suddenly the weiß cast. will ayaka/becky/hiro ever get revenge? will ryuichi get a brain? will yuki get lung cancer? will tatsuha lick knives? yes, oh god, yes.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/29/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 298 - Published: 1/8/2002
The Queen Bridesmaid by Villainous Vander Ark88 reviews
*Re-published for easier reading* This is a spoof of The Princess Bride. This is really messed up, but I think it's funny.
Princess Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/13/2001
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Lives at Sea
Jack's lost his ship again. He'll need the help of a pirate crew to get it back. Captain Milo Shanks just happens to have one. While on the ship, Sparrow meets a girl, but she's got some availability issues. Not that he knows that. Or particularly cares.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,775 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006
Not Thoughtless reviews
Explaining one's feelings is difficult. If you were to look in the minds of random people, I'm sure you would find them very complicated. Or maybe incredibly simple. Different thoughts of different people in Middle Earth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 2/4/2005
Psychology Session: POTC reviews
Liam Finch, the shrink of today, or tomorrow, interviews various characters from POTC, probing deep into their pasts, lives, thoughts, and feelings, finding out just what screwed them all up so bad. Rating for some language and mild content.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,119 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 7/26/2005
You Big Gorilla reviews
Dumbledore's a druggie, Hagrid is planning on taking pilates and all the characters have been switched. What will happen when the one they all fear is planning to steal their beloved Gold Bond? Rating for pretty much everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 12/5/2004
Dear Diary reviews
Finally updated! The odd and soemtimes disturbing diary entries of the YGO gang. Read if you dare. Don't read if you don't. Or if you can't.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 12/25/2003
When Randomness Attacks reviews
Will is coming out of the closet! Elizabeth hates rock candy! Jack's trapped in a box! Those are a few of the ficlets I've put in here. So basically it's just random ficlets. Rating for language and content.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 11/6/2004
Of Corsets, Eunuchs, Rum and YO MAMA reviews
Funny, strange, and slightly disturbing conversations of various characters from POTC. Some of the strange topics that they talk about include sand, cannons, why Elizabeth is so messed up and Norrington's daughter. Rating for quite a bit of language.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 10/7/2004
Island Of The Siren reviews
Jack, Will and Elizabeth are stranded, alone, on an island that no one alive has heard of. Only Naiya can help them, and protect them from the others. But would they do the same for her, or would they kill her when given the chance?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 12/5/2004
