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Joined 06-20-04, id: 613787, Profile Updated: 01-19-08
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

Previously known as hepsalarkalamia

Hello, everyone.

There are three of us, and all of our fics here are collaborations between the three of us. Please have a look at our favourites list; the fics there are really very good, with some particularly good authors, and they deserve all the recognition they can get, so… have a look at those.

We live off reviews, so PLEASE review! It takes two seconds to click the little box and give us your thoughts. It is an incredible feeling to receive confirmation that there is someone out there, in the vast world of fanfiction, who knows you exist. We welcome constructive criticism; in fact it can be very helpful, so don’t hesitate to put whatever you want.


Here is an announcement on behalf of all of us:

We’re going to level with all of our readers. Our fics, as they are posted now, aren’t very good. We know this, we accept this and we’re doing something about it. We’ve re-written JIG before, but this time it’s not just a matter of re-wording poorly-executed bad ideas. This time, it’s about perfectly-executing good ideas, and it’s going to take a while. A long while. As in, we’ve been going for more than a year now months and we have half a chapter how we want it. Keep watching this space, but make sure you’ve stocked up on the canned goods.

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A Walk in Your Shoes by Spirit007 reviews
Imagine that one person that irritates, infuriates, & insults their way under your skin to the point where each moment with him or her becomes a pop quiz in self-control. Now, imagine that you've woken up in that person's body. For Lily Evans & James Potter, learning to navigate this unfortunate and stressful new reality is truly a walk through hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 192,258 - Reviews: 2727 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 9/22/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Founding of Pigwarts III: Chaos Is Served by Heptagon reviews
It began as a way of killing time. Then came Ginny and Daphne, and the result was a chaos called Pigwarts, a school where both teachers and students have to fight for their sanity, and against the evil schemes of everyone else. Or hide under their beds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 302,291 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Cardcaptor Harry by LunaStorm reviews
There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy. Or predicted by the most imprecise branch of magic. Both Albus Dumbledore and Clow Reed should have remembered this...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,997 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P., Tōya K. - Complete
What men want by Elehyn reviews
A spell failed and here we are. Harry begins to hear what every man is thinking, and his potions mastermind is far from what he had ever imagined. Slash SSHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,257 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Facing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, fourth in main Dangerverse, complete. Weddings and funerals and babies, oh my! Despite the Second War, life goes on for Pack and Pride. Harry is determined to beat Voldemort, but who will die along the way? Year 5 and summer before 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 444,703 - Reviews: 3457 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
The Horse by Elsa2 reviews
Looking after a Muggle animal should be easy compared to saving Hogwarts from Voldemort. Harry and Draco might disagree with that. Featuring Luna, Marauders, peppermints and, of course, a tall, black, badtempered horse named Simon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 576,305 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Truth of The Heart by child-of-scorpio reviews
Lily Evans has always, ALWAYS hated James Potter. So when they become Head Boy and Girl, nothing could be worse. But could working with him change Lily’s opinion? Has she been ignoring the truth in her heart all along?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 140,182 - Reviews: 2525 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Harry Potter and the Horribly Unlikely Fanfiction by Sharap'n reviews
Have you ever noticed how incredibly implausible most FanFiction plotlines are? I have. Chapter Five: It's the marriage law that doesn't make any sense! And don't forget the Very Sexy But Also Mysterious American Girl, here to save the day!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,286 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 2,457 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Ubi Caritas by ty.soglasna reviews
AU of HBP. Hermione's sixth year is turning out a bit...complicated. She's having strange dreams, Pansy seems to be trying to seduce her, Ron and Harry aren't speaking to her, not to mention that Voldemort's back. Award winning fic! Femslash. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,961 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Hermione G., Pansy P.
And They Said I'd Do Fine When I Left the Nuthouse by The Laziest Woman on Mars reviews
WARNING: Do not read if you have one of the following conditions: 1. Hatred of Puns and Randomness 2.Annoyance with Wasted Space 3.Any SENSE at all...this is a story based on my hatred of overused puns and cliches. ENJOY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,459 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 6/3/2003
Emerald Eyes by IvyClimbing reviews
Through all the crying, laughing, & slapping, James Potter,‘just a friend’, is always there for Lily. So you can imagine her shock when she realizes she's fallen for him. Too bad James is already in love with a girl thats NOT her. Oh the drama! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 222,486 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Change of Heart by angelbud2233 reviews
James and Lily are starting their 7th year. Lily begins to have feelings for James, and she trys desperately to hide them from everyone, including herself. But what if James exposes the truth, and something else she's hidden. LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 192,547 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 10/21/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Haven't I read this somewhere before? by just a reader reviews
Silly fic based on certain cliches within the Harry Potter FanFiction world. Oh my, new chapter! And it only took me 3 years! !flashing commercial neon lights! NOW WITH EASIER TO READ CHARACTER AUTHOR INTERACTION! !flashing commercial neon lights!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,241 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 1/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Founding of Pigwarts II: Cooking Chaos by Heptagon reviews
When the recipe for chaos is ready, someone should go ahead and cook it. With the help of boredom, alcohol, and a victim.. erm.. accomplice, Ginny Weasley, soon to be Potter, is just the right person. Third part up: Chaos Is Served
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,598 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Castles In The Air by Jagged Epiphany reviews
PostHog. lives of Fred, George, Lee, Angelina, Alicia and Katie. Their group is splintered, their world is on the brink of war, they're being forced to grow up. Nothing will ever be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 54,787 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Alicia S., George W.
Dealing with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, third in main Dangerverse, complete. Take two Marauders and the women who put up with them. Add eight naughty children, two evil escapees from Azkaban, one wise Headmaster, and a dash of Dark Lord. Shake well and enjoy. Years 3 and 4, twisted canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 469,842 - Reviews: 3491 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Complete
HPParody by Shezza reviews
Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 194 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P.
Complicated by Neurotica reviews
Complete. Crossover between two AU worlds: Truths and Living with Danger. Remus and Harry stumble across a park in London, and meet two sisters that used to be Harry's neighbors on Privet Drive. SBOC, RLOC. Cowritten with Anne: whydoyouneedtoknow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,979 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Old Faces, New Tricks by Jagged Epiphany reviews
COMPLETE! The epic fic starring Fred, George, Lee, Angelina, Alicia and Katie! As the story now draws to a close, the group is faced with one crisis after another. Who will pull through and who will fall apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 299,278 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 3/12/2002 - George W., Alicia S. - Complete
Hogwarts: Our Favourites by arx512 reviews
Surveys are doing the rounds at Hogwarts trouble is, trying to get your hands on one! Ahh, its been over a year... C19 is coming though!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,835 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 9/23/2004
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 3932 - Favs: 4,189 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
Unfinished Business by Ramos reviews
Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,744 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 3,080 - Follows: 470 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Prefect's Portrait by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
Now AU sixth year.Hermione's quest for a quiet place to read leads to the discovery of a remarkable portrait. CHAPTER 18:The Order of Merlin. The living are celebrated, the dead remembered, and it is a new day for the wizarding world. Multifaceted Nominee
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,631 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Three O'Clock in the Morning by Doneril reviews
After the occurances at the end of OotP, Sirius finds himself on the pavement of a Muggle city. Slowly he begins to learn of a life beyond the Veil, but, when old alliances crumble and he must depend upon his enemies, Sirius begins to long for home.FINISH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,685 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/28/2004 - Published: 1/1/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone by Sharap'n reviews
HPPS parody. Harry is speaking random countries at random intervals, Dudley is one of the village people, Petunia only knows six words, Snape is tripping out, and Neville is annoyingly repetetive... for the last time, we HAVE NOT SEEN YOUR TOAD!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Not Quite Prince Charming by freime reviews
[COMPLETE] Since I was a little girl I have always dreamt of marrying Prince Charming. Instead, I found myself irrestistibly falling for my worst enemy. He was arrogant, egostistical, and somehow ended up stealing my heart...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,578 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Birthday Surprises by Lolly Phoenix reviews
Harry receives a rather unusual 17th birthday present from the Headmaster. A present that changes anything and everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 105,493 - Reviews: 3278 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 4/7/2004 - Published: 9/11/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry and the Marauders by BlueGryphon reviews
Things are even more dangerous for Harry than usual, so Dumbledore sends him to the only place he'll be safe - the past. He happens to end up at a certain time. Lots of pranks and humour. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,769 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 12/21/2003 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 4032 - Favs: 8,504 - Follows: 2,268 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Match Made In Heaven by Sunshine Stacy reviews
Lily and James are supposedly 'just friends', right? Wrong. And their friends know it too. So, their friends go on a secret mission: to help Lily and James confess their love to each other. with lots of love and laughs on the way [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,960 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
All You Need Is Love by MochaButterfly reviews
Ginny wakes up one morning and finds herself in a totally different world. The year is 1607, she's a Muggle, there are only few magical people in the world, she's an only child, she's betrothed to her worst enemy, and she's . . . a princess?!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 159,649 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/29/2002 - Published: 9/27/2001 - Draco M., Ginny W.
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Cake Is Good reviews
Sequel to Jelly Is Good. Lily, James and their friends are out of Hogwarts, carrying on their lives. More angsty and less fluffy than JIG. LEJP SBOC RLOC PPOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,873 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Adventures of Hermione, Ginny and Lily: reviews
... When Hogwarts Goes Wrong. Aren't you sick of all fanfiction being about boring characters such as Harry, Ron, Snape and Draco? Don't you want to hear more about the Hogwarts girls? What completely random things have they been up to?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,531 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005
Jelly is Good reviews
Complete! Sequel Up! MWPP era fic, filled with fluff with a sideorder of plot and humourous oneliners. Not an AU, and HBP compliant! Title is relevant, if bizarre. One confused tangle of music, true love, homework and jelly. LEJP SBOC RLOC PPOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,922 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Maybe, Maybe Not reviews
Sort of an offshootprequel to Jelly Is Good. Set during their sixthyear. Features OCs, so it is probably wise to find out who they are from JIG, but you can probably pick it up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,232 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Peter P., Peter P.
The Journey Back reviews
Oneshot offshoot of Jelly Is Good! Universe. LEJP Sixth year, before Jelly Is Good! starts. Will make sense to those who haven’t read Jelly Is Good
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete