"Man, you have got to try this because there really is magic in the magic fingers."
"Dude. You're enjoying that way too much. It's kinda making me uncomfortable."

"Dude, all right, I'll admit, we've gone pretty ghetto with spellwork before, but this takes the cake! I mean, a Spongebob placemat instead of an altar cloth?!"
"We'll just put it Spongebob-side down."

"That lore about unicorns is true too. I hear they ride on silver moonbeams, and shoot rainbows out of their ass."

Hullo! Name's Emerin.

Fav ships : Anyone with a peen/anyone with a peen . Except Dumbledore o_o Thats just wrong, people.

Ok, onto the issue of my stories.

-I have Path of Destiny and Closure of the Prophecy on here, both completed, though I'm in the middle of editing and reposting them. I'm just incredibly unhappy with the storyline and I want them to be better. A/N Feb 2014; since I've found a brand spanking new beta, Future!Emerin, I've decided to tackle the task of editing this series again. It'll be legit, guys. Totally legit.

In The Blink Of An Eye .
A/N: Feb 2014; I've finally begun to plot for this story again. I've decided, seeing as I can't find my old notes, I'm re-working the whole story. So expect chapters to be edited or even chopped off entirely. In any case, got the new storyline mapped out, even have two new characters to throw in! WOOO! The Potter Twins are back in town!

The Young and the Hopeless is finished. I rewrote the story from what it originally was and I think its better. Angstier, yes, prolly more confusing, BUT THATS WHAT MAKES ME FUN! YAY! Anyways, finished it, its complete, posted, done and doner. YAY FOR JUSTEN!!

Sin IS complete. I gave you shmucks four chapters when it was originally supposed to be three. So stop harassing me at my door and demanding more chapters! No mas! Lemme alone!

Gravity is FINISHED! A/N: Feb 2014; As of...8 years later x_x . I'm wicked sorry for the HUGE delay. I guess I needed space from all my HP stuff. But now I'm back, and its done, and now I can get back to using my real name in public.

Emerin: Alright Draco, grab your lipgloss and cha-cha heels, we're gonna DO dis!

Draco: You've gone mad in your old age, haven't you...

Emerin: As mad as a red truck on the Chesapeake Highway after 4pm on a Sunday! _

Draco: ...

Emerin:

Draco: I want a new mun. Now.

Emerin: Newp! Now shuup, Goldilocks-- Go read my stuff, gentle readers, and as always, enjoy and REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!