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Joined Apr 17, 2003, id: 370956, Profile Updated: Oct 26, 2015
Author has written 27 stories for Ninja Turtles, Danger Mouse, Sailor Moon, Thunderbirds, Harry Potter, Red Dwarf, and Doctor Who.

Hi there and thanks for stopping by my profile!

I'm an English lass studying English Lit. at University and very happy I am too. To sum me up, I ain't your average teenager: I prefer cartoons and chocolate to alcohol and cigarettes and so rather than risking my liver and lungs, I risk my weight with a big bag of Maltesers! Not that I'm morbidly obese or anything like that.

I'm a bit of thinker, often contemplating the mysteries of life, the grey areas that exist in this world, although I do believe in God (even if I can never be bothered to get my lazy backside out of bed on a Sunday to go to any kind of church-service!)

I love writing original stories and poems and also really enjoy writing fanfiction. I've evolved a lot over the years; I used to write some awful plots but I've learnt all about fanfiction as I've gone on; so I'll do my best to entertain you with what I've got! :)

Be warned: I haven't really been paying as much attention to fanfiction.net as I used to. I used to use it a lot when I was younger and you'll see a lot of early stuff here which is quite badly written because it's work from 2003 onwards and I was only 13 back then. Chances are I'll publish the odd fanfiction, but do watch this space! There'll always be something here to look at. :)

In March 2009 I edited my user-name because quite frankly, I liked the name Tea-Cub better. I drink tea (real Englishwoman, me) and quite a few of my fandoms, not all of which are listed here for various reasons, are associated with the letter 'T' so, you know... :) Spot the painfully obvious pun.

Anyway, goodbye for now, chaps and chapesses! See you around!

T-C

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The White Winds by Tikatu reviews
Movie verse. Another boring year at Wharton Academy for Alan and Fermat... or is it? Complete.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 359,266 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 155 - Updated: Jan 1, 2011 - Published: May 21, 2005 - Alan T., Fermat H. - Complete
Resolutions Redux by Tikatu reviews
Someone else from Tracy Island has made a New Year's resolution. Can Brains keep the one he makes? Will it have the desired results? And will the family let Grandma keep her resolution? TV-verse. WIP.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,138 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: Mar 31, 2010 - Published: Dec 27, 2006 - Brains H., Grandma T.
Critiquing the Character by trainlindz reviews
Mitchell has a very serious question to ask Annie and is astounded by her answer.
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: Dec 16, 2009 - Anna S./Annie, J. Mitchell - Complete
Letters That We Never Meant to Send by Kallasilya reviews
Everybody knew that Leo wrote letters home while he was away on his training; but nobody knew that Raphael was writing letters back – not even Leo. Until now. Post-CGI film .
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,216 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 57 - Updated: Jun 21, 2009 - Published: Feb 25, 2009 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Absent by jaxink reviews
All about Leatherhead. 100 drabbles — exactly 100 words each. (indefinite hiatus)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: Feb 25, 2009 - Published: Oct 27, 2008 - Leatherhead - Complete
Under The Mistletoe by small-but-strong reviews
A Merry Christmas for two of those on Tracy Island.
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: Dec 25, 2008 - Virgil T., Penelope C. - Complete
Life Before John Paul by Inky74 reviews
Kieron is 15 years old and is a good little Catholic boy. But then he meets Thomas and everything changes.
Hollyoaks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: Oct 4, 2008 - Published: Sep 5, 2008
Changes by Phoenix.J.Bloodstone reviews
Here, we visit our friend Artie - Now Arthur - and get his view on the life of royalty...and all the problems that come with it. Short, but entertaining. Please read.
Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: Jun 29, 2008 - Complete
Peeking by Smoke N'mirrors reviews
A strange little scene set in Greenback's dungeons. In an interview on one of the Dangermouse DVDs, cocreator Brian Cosgrove pointed out we don't actually know what is under that eyepatch...
Danger Mouse - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: Dec 9, 2007
Blue cheese and jazz trumpet by Smoke N'mirrors reviews
So, there must be a reason Greenback's so completely round the twist, right? Apologies in advance to all lovers of blue cheese andor jazz trumpet. Or Julie Andrews.
Danger Mouse - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: Dec 4, 2007 - Complete
Under The Influence by Purupuss reviews
Sometimes it’s a looong time between rescues…
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,479 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: Nov 24, 2007 - Complete
The Assistant by Smoke N'mirrors reviews
Dangermouse and Penfold might have more in common than we thought... Please be gentle, it's my first.
Danger Mouse - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: Nov 3, 2007 - Complete
The Tracy Celeste by Purupuss reviews
Even as a ghost, Gordon is able to get up to mischief.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,592 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: Oct 30, 2007 - Gordon T. - Complete
True Believer by bandj4ever reviews
What does it take to believe? For fans of Gordon and John. Inspired by TIWF Objects Challenge. Oneshot in two parts. High rating due to subject material. TV Verse
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,325 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Published: Oct 17, 2007 - Gordon T., John T. - Complete
For Leather Head by PreMaturePoet reviews
Doesn't anyone wonder what is going on with L.H. while the Turtles are in the future? After all the guy may be huge, but he has an even bigger heart of gold. Here is what I think he's going though...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: Sep 23, 2007 - Leatherhead, Monalisa - Complete
Cooling Off by i'mpeckable reviews
Sometimes, siblings are the worst people to work with. Character Sketch, TV verse.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: Aug 6, 2007 - Gordon T. - Complete
The Doctor’s Pockets by Cute Gallifreyan reviews
Guess what I've got, Donna? Pockets! They're bigger on the inside. The Doctor is forced to empty his pockets out. 10th Martha
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: Jul 4, 2007 - Published: Jun 17, 2007
Instinct by Jaganashi reviews
A very brief look into Leatherhead's character, and how it relates to the TMNT.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: May 15, 2007 - Leatherhead - Complete
Missing Scene From 'Terror in New York City' Ep by Allyson reviews
Just a little conversation between Scott and Virgil after the episode 'Terror in New York City.'
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: Apr 5, 2007 - Virgil T., Scott T. - Complete
The Umbridge Letters by made.unmade reviews
We know the reactions of the Gryffindor's to the Quidditch ban on Fred, George and Harry, but what about Oliver's reaction? Documented in full by each member of the team's letter to Oliver and his replies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: Apr 1, 2007 - Oliver W. - Complete
Code Seven by Kaeera reviews
They are supposed to save peoples' lives but what if those people turn against you? written for the TIWF 2006 Fic Swap Challenge
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: May 27, 2006 - Virgil T. - Complete
Saying Sorry by Zombie Kitty reviews
One Shot CatLister story set during Terrorform. Sorry for the terrible title but it's hard to think creative story naming at almost 12:30am. COMPLETED
Red Dwarf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: Sep 18, 2005 - Cat, Lister, D. - Complete
Lost in Translation by darkhelmetj reviews
TV Verse. Gordon plays a joke, Virgil paints a picture, and John learns first hand about the sweetness of revenge and the fallibility of language.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,343 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: Aug 23, 2005 - John T., Gordon T. - Complete
Another Parallel Universe by Draco the Lizard reviews
A Red Dwarf from a parallel universe vists our crew. Again, the other crew is allfemale. And with allfemale, I mean allfemale. Including a female cat. Will our Cat finally get lucky? [Oneshot, expect no sequel]
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: Aug 7, 2005 - Cat - Complete
SNAP by Mad-Friend reviews
Gordon has been asked to take care of Alan's pet alligator, Eglantine, while Alan's doing his term of duty onboard Thunderbird 5. It's a task Gordon takes extremely seriously. LOOSE ENDS Added. John's prank comes back to haunt him, or does it? COMPLETE
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,849 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: Aug 3, 2005 - Published: Jun 1, 2005 - Complete
Fears Worth by Coconuttii reviews
Inspired by the first publicly broadcast episode of Dangermouse "The Mystery of the Lost Chord", this is a little unfinished fan fiction which takes a vague look into DM and Penfold's first mission together.
Danger Mouse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: May 9, 2005
Backfire by Mad-Friend reviews
The work of an English Butler is seldom done but when it is, one in particular has found an indulgent way he'd like to spend his leisure time. If only it was that simple. COMPLETE
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: Feb 17, 2005 - Complete
Resolutions by Tikatu reviews
Gordon makes a daring New Year's resolution. Can he keep it? TV-verse.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,066 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: Jan 2, 2005 - Published: Dec 28, 2004 - Gordon T. - Complete
Other Paths, Other Lives by The Treacle Tart reviews
SLASH “Harry settled into the soft cushioned seat of his lonely car. He took one last look at the Hogwarts’ station platform, wondering if he would ever see it again, wondering if he really wanted to.” Harry-Ron COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: Dec 8, 2004 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Revelations by jemalicious reviews
Alan had always had a thing with one of his best friends but what will it take to tell them? THATS IT! Final Chapter up! R&R plez.
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: Dec 8, 2004 - Published: Aug 10, 2004
Lucky Dog by Tikatu reviews
Parker's night out. TV-verse.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: Sep 18, 2004 - Parker - Complete
Mr Sunshine by Tikatu reviews
John Tracy gets his day in the sun. TV-verse.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: Sep 5, 2004 - John T. - Complete
An experiment in responsibility by BeeInYourBonnet reviews
A sequel - of sorts - to 'An Experiment in Spontaneity’. John and Alan Tacy alone together on Thunderbird 5? For a whole week? It was an accident waiting to happen...
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: Aug 18, 2004 - Published: Aug 10, 2004
Hiding in the Shadows by Tadgh reviews
As Harry mourns the loss of an old friend, he is unexpectedly reunited with Oliver Wood who knew the deceased all too well... Very mild slash (Oliver?)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: Jul 25, 2004 - Oliver W., Harry P.
SPHINX: The Series by Sabertooth Kitty reviews
Based on the game "Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy"- a whole series of stories, based on the characters and settings of the semi-popular video game. See the introduction for more info, and check out the newest episode- "Duel of the Demigods"!
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,847 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: Jul 23, 2004 - Published: Jan 25, 2004
Better Than Better Than Life by Draco the Lizard reviews
The crew decides to land on a seemingly empty space station. This of course, does not go as planned. Contains a bit of CatLister slash. [Oneshot, expect no sequel]
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: Jul 16, 2004 - Cat, Lister, D. - Complete
His Master's Voice by Sabertooth Kitty reviews
NEW DM 15- (Part II) Judas has come to realize the "bad dog" in him, thanks to Baron Greenback. Will Danger Mouse snap the pooch out of this hallucination? What will become of Butch? Who is this Angelino, and why is he hanging around the Baron's henchmen?
Danger Mouse - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,849 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: Jul 11, 2004
It was a dark and stormy night by indiegal reviews
Penfold gets scared by a storm. Saying any more would spoil it - read it instead!
Danger Mouse - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: Jun 22, 2004
The Dog in Wolf's Clothing by Sabertooth Kitty reviews
NEW DM 14- (Part I) Greenback gets in-contact with a thug-for-hire; Judas is sent by the agency to take his place, under close supervision. Little does anyone expect the dangerous consequences... (Part II Coming Soon (hopefully))
Danger Mouse - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,316 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: Jun 9, 2004
Eternity by lil-miss-brandytook reviews
Harry wakes up with a nightmare, and Ron comforts him. NO SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: May 8, 2004 - Harry P., Ron W.
Help Me Ronald by Shifty-eyed Matilda reviews
After Cho turns Harry's invitation to the Yule Ball down (mid-GoF), Harry makes a plea to Ron...in song! [Slash - mild HPRW, one-shot song parody.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: Apr 16, 2004 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Porcelain Tiger by Cookirini reviews
A destiny of fear. A man with dark intentions. A conspiracy of pure evil. A world's fate on the balance. The day could be worse for Hobbes on second thought, with Calvin now involved, we know it is. Complete.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,160 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Updated: Apr 9, 2004 - Published: Nov 25, 2003 - Complete
The Joker Series by Mad-Friend reviews
Gordon's abilities as the practical joker of the family, knows no bounds. No one is safe, no prank to daring to be risked. Blue Rinse kicks starts the series, which culminates in 'Payback Time', as Gordon's family turn the tables on him. FINAL Chapter up.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,428 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: Mar 5, 2004 - Published: Jan 5, 2004
Giant Spider by Rathead reviews
There's a big spider.
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 10 - Published: Mar 2, 2004 - Complete
Puppet on a String by Purupuss reviews
Something daft that I thought of while at work. Complete
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Published: Feb 27, 2004 - Complete
The Good, the Bad, and the Valuable by Sabertooth Kitty reviews
NEW DM 12- Danger Mouse, Penfold, and Judas are on the lookout for Baron Greenback and a stolen crystal, which will be given away at... a villains' award ceremony? What could possibly be going on? You'll just have to read and find out!
Danger Mouse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,450 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: Feb 14, 2004
Twilight Thief by Demus reviews
Gonff the Mousethief dies of old age His friend and his love have gone before him, and he is anxious to be reunited with them. But what dangers lurk on the Path of Shadows that leads to the Dark Forest Gates?
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Published: Feb 6, 2004 - Complete
Virtual Reality by Sabertooth Kitty reviews
NEW DM 11- a new computer game comes out on the market... and it's kidnapping people, including Penfold and (of all people) Baron Greenback! Can Danger Mouse and Judas, along with the Baron's henchmen, figure out what's going on?
Danger Mouse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,725 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: Feb 4, 2004
How Greenback Stole Christmas by Sabertooth Kitty reviews
Parody of "How the Grinch Stole Christmas." Baron Greenback decides he's had enough with Christmas, and decides to steal it from the people of London!
Danger Mouse - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: Dec 23, 2003
ACE by Sabertooth Kitty reviews
NEW DM 10- Judas has been nominated for a prestiguious award, and his apparent success does not go unnoticed by an old friend and a mysterious mafia crime-lord. Will Danger Mouse find out in time to rescue the unsuspecting pooch?
Danger Mouse - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,733 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: Dec 15, 2003
Watch It, or Watch Out! by Sabertooth Kitty reviews
NEW DM 9- Danger Mouse, Penfold, and Judas have found out about Professor Squakencluck's new "Time Watch"... and, incidentally, find themselves lost in various moments in time! Can they get back without screwing up history for the rest of us?
Danger Mouse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,041 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: Nov 30, 2003
The GROSS Club Handbook by Dannor reviews
Written by Calvin (with the help of Hobbes). The official handbook for the G.R.O.S.S.- explicit rules and regulations- along with arguments by Calvin and Hobbes. COMPLETE! Sorry for the long wait, guys- writer's block isn't fun.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 27 - Updated: Nov 19, 2003 - Published: May 17, 2003 - Complete
Tricks Are No Treat by Trynia Merin reviews
Special Halloween Story: My fourth DM Story, where DM and M6 must go to a super secret halloween party where the new codes will be revealed... and Duckula threatens to steal them....
Danger Mouse - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,327 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: Nov 15, 2003 - Published: Oct 25, 2003 - Complete
A Whole New WorldDuet by Wood & Potter by Taigurl reviews
Yes, tis true: this Quidditch field...!
Disney - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: Nov 5, 2003
Switched! by Sabertooth Kitty reviews
NEW DM 8- When Danger Mouse and Judas come in contact with a strange medallion, things start to get strange for our heroes... very strange...
Danger Mouse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,290 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: Oct 15, 2003
Friend or Foe? by Sabertooth Kitty reviews
NEW DM 7- When the agency acquires a sassy, young spy by the name Rachel Coon, she soon goes after the one thing that has been keeping the agency alive... Danger Mouse's career!
Danger Mouse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,698 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: Sep 28, 2003
Count Girula by Dannor reviews
Calvin tells Hobbes the terrible, terrible story of Count Girula, and the amazing Talvin and Kobbes who turn her back to Rusie Derkins.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: Sep 14, 2003
Pet Peeves by Sabertooth Kitty reviews
NEW DM 6- While escaping from Danger Mouse, Baron Greenback seems to have forgotten something important... and it looks as if Judas has accidentally taken home the little ball of caterpillar fluff wrapped up in his jacket!
Danger Mouse - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: Sep 2, 2003
Of Fleas and Flying by Sabertooth Kitty reviews
NEW DM 5- Penfold has gone to visit his auntie in the US, and Judas seems to have come down with an unusual case of fleas. Can Danger Mouse save the world from Baron Greenback's next evil scheme... alone?
Danger Mouse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,751 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: Aug 27, 2003
Feline Fatale by Sabertooth Kitty reviews
NEW DM 4- Greenback has hired a new bodyguard... and with his latest scheme to pilfer the Crown Jewels, it's going to be hard for Danger Mouse, Penfold, and Judas to keep up!
Danger Mouse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,101 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: Aug 11, 2003
The Agony of Snape by writer007 reviews
[Complete] Snape has had enough! After yelling at his Gryffindor potions class about how much stress they give him, he packs his bags and goes on a "soul finding trip". Little does he know, these Gryffindors are determined to "Snape-nap" him back!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jul 30, 2003 - Severus S. - Complete
Just When You Thought You'd Seen Everything by SilverKitsune1 reviews
Have you ever taken a good look at the color choices they use on Ritchie in the show?
Static Shock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: Jul 24, 2003
The Wide, Wide World of Duckula? by Sabertooth Kitty reviews
NEW DM 3- Count Duckula has returned, and he is determined to get his own TV show (what else is new?)! Can Danger Mouse, Penfold, and Judas save the day before Duckula ruins the industry? You'll just have to find out for yourself...
Danger Mouse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,914 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: Jul 22, 2003
Now That's Just Silly! by NovaGirl reviews
It's about time we got some humour into this section! Keep an eye on this fic, and keep your mind open! I have plans for this thing! R&R! *Chapter 4 Up* In which we learn I like Gilbert & Sullivan...
Thunderbirds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Updated: Jul 10, 2003 - Published: Feb 14, 2003
Pop Culture Shock by Sabertooth Kitty reviews
NEW DM 2- Baron Greenback has kidnapped some of the animal world's most famous pop culture icons, and it's up to Danger Mouse (along with his assistant Penfold, and their new recruit Judas) to save the day!
Danger Mouse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,988 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: May 17, 2003
The New Recruit by Sabertooth Kitty reviews
Episode 1 of "The New Adventures of Danger Mouse"- When DM is given a new recruit, what he didn't expect was an American college student...
Danger Mouse - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,665 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: May 12, 2003
It's All In The Mind by Somebody Once reviews
The Hood manipulates Gordon. Gordon's behaviour begins to change for the worse & a terrible secret is revealed that could rip the Tracy family apart. Will the Tracys discover the Hood's evil plan before they lose Gordon & their family forever?
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,636 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: Apr 3, 2003 - Published: Feb 21, 2003
Garage Wars by London1 reviews
Throttle/Charley, Vinnie/other Charley's high school rival is back in town...setting up her own bike shop
Biker Mice From Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: Mar 13, 2003
Monologue by A 29467 reviews
Oliver reflects on his life. Angst. Not what you are expecting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: Mar 4, 2003
The French Lady by Sabertooth Kitty reviews
Danger Mouse has a French lady friend named Fifi (according to CH); I decided to try my hand at this romance. It's a powerful story, but note the rating- there is mild sensuality (a deep romantic relationship) and deep angst (harsh emotions, depression).
Danger Mouse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,666 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: Feb 28, 2003
Man! I Feel Like an Agent! by NovaGirl reviews
I thought I needed a break from the somewhat dark Consequential Actions (though I would like some more reviews, hint hint), so i decided to goof off and write a parody. Poor Shania, getting her song messed with like that. From Penny's POV, of course, and
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: Jan 7, 2003
Night Out by Moenokori reviews
Ron, Harry, Fred&George, Percy, and Oliver all go out for a night. Where do they go, and what revolations do the make while they're there? (I SUCK at these, please forgive me...) SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: Jan 27, 2002 - Harry P., Ron W.
Can You Pass The Marmalade? by Arabella Black1 reviews
This is a song fic to the tune of Lady Marmalade. (Duh) It contains whacking, danishes, French sisters, and some slash, and most of the really funy bits are in the parts when their not singing. This was to get over my writer's block. Have mercy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Published: Aug 27, 2001
Nick Nack...Padfoot Whack?! by Baka Kitsune reviews
The parody of "Nick Nack Paddywack"! Starring Sirius, Remus and Dumbledore with guest appearances by Snape and a hen!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: Aug 10, 2001
And He Wishes by Djinn reviews
[Slash - m/m warning Oliver x Percy] Here we go again... Just a little [very short] follow-up to Last Secret/Fade to Light. A year after Percy's death, Oliver visits his grave...with a purpose in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jul 19, 2001
Fade to Light by Djinn reviews
[Slash - m/m warning Oliver x Percy] A mirror fic to 'Last Secret', from Percy's POV this time. Better-be-AU death fic. Dying from cancer, Percy has plenty of time to think...and shares one last secret with Oliver.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: Mar 15, 2001
Be With Thee by Djinn reviews
[Slash - m/m warning Oliver x Percy] A very very short Valentine's special. Percy doesn't actually show up in person. Oliver attempts poetry to his beloved on Valentine's Day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: Feb 14, 2001
I Won't Say [I'm in love] by Mae reviews
Warning: Slash fic. Another OliverPercy again! It's part 1/3, and a musical. Percy sings along the hall about how he's in love and everyone including Snape starts to join in as muses...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Published: Feb 8, 2001
Last Secret by Djinn reviews
[Very slight slash - m/m warning Oliver x Percy] A better-be-AU death fic with little reference to the series itself other than characters and some setting, written for an exam. Dying from cancer, Percy shares one last secret with Oliver.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: Feb 8, 2001
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Lone reviews
Set during Human Nature/The Family of Blood. “Anything resembling friendliness, at least beyond Jenny, was completely out of the question.”
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: Apr 27, 2010 - Martha J., 10th Doctor - Complete
Family Ties reviews
Stay professional. Written from Gordon's POV.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: Jan 7, 2009 - Gordon T. - Complete
Running Return reviews
They are alive. They are back. And they are real. And Leatherhead, for one, is very relieved.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: Dec 2, 2008 - Leatherhead, Donatello
Between the Rescues reviews
A collection of short, hopefully humorous stories that take a look at what the characters get up to during those long offduty hours on Tracy Island. PART 3 UP.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,301 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: Jan 7, 2007 - Published: Dec 23, 2006
Chocolate Cake reviews
The long awaited sequel to Cheesecake. John is back for revenge, and he needs a little help, and something sweet, in order to get it. UPDATED: PART 3 UP: FANFICTION COMPLETE.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,369 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: Dec 18, 2006 - Published: Nov 30, 2006
Shopping At The Alley reviews
Harry Potter x Red Dwarf crossover, oneoff fic. It’s just another day in the world of magic for three particular wizards.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: Apr 30, 2006 - Complete
Skutter Like You reviews
Cat does someone a favour. Gen fic, not slash.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 5 - Published: Mar 3, 2006 - Cat, Lister, D. - Complete
Maybe reviews
Maybe they could save each other. Mild RxL slash.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: Mar 3, 2006 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
After Work reviews
Harry, Luna. And hot chocolate, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: Nov 25, 2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Like Everything Else reviews
In which Lister just can't get comfortable. RL.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: Oct 28, 2005 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D.
Cheesecake reviews
John has cheesecake. Gordon wants it. Gen fic, TV verse.
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: Oct 14, 2005 - Gordon T., John T.
Popcorn reviews
Lister spends some time with Cat. Slashy drablet.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: Aug 19, 2005 - Cat, Lister, D.
Hold You 'Til You're Sleeping reviews
A question for Harry. Luckily, the answer's been there all along. Slash. Written just before release of HPB.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: Aug 7, 2005 - Harry P., Ron W.
Tell Me reviews
Cat and Lister share a conversation. It just happens to be a little different.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: Jul 27, 2005 - Cat, Lister, D.
Let's Stick Together reviews
5th story. Woodruff's new stepsister Stella befriends Count Duckula's old henchman Jack, but the relationship hasn't stopped Jack from teaming up with Greenback. Danger Mouse, Kim and Penfold have to stop them...but does Jack just need a friend? C. 5 6 u
Danger Mouse - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,550 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: Jul 25, 2005 - Published: Jun 13, 2004
Really reviews
Set during the episode ‘Dimension Jump,’ just before Ace arrives at Starbug. Mildly slashy CL drablet.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: Apr 15, 2005 - Cat, Lister, D.
Love Me Not reviews
4th story. Woodruff has joined the agency as a trainee, but when he is revealed to have feelings for Kim, tension comes between him, Kim and DM. But can the three work together to defeat Count Duckula's plan to ruin Valentine's Day - permanently? DONE! :)
Danger Mouse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,911 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: Jun 6, 2004 - Published: Feb 12, 2004
Wizard Marauders reviews
The Marauders sing their own version of 'Lady Marmalade! Enjoy! R&R - my first HP fic. (Edited slightly).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: Jun 4, 2004
A Christmas Story reviews
3rd story. Whilst DM is having recurring nightmares, the agency face Kim with a difficult choice regarding her human state. And then things just get worse when her brother and his wife disappear! Can DM, Kim and Penfold find them? COMPLETE! YAY!
Danger Mouse - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,661 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: Feb 11, 2004 - Published: Dec 14, 2003 - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas reviews
A DM parody of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas! R&R, and Happy Christmas!
Danger Mouse - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: Dec 19, 2003
Friends and Enemies reviews
2nd story. A secret from the past is revealed when the villainous Dr. Crumhorn puts DM under the influence of a strong mind-control ray. COMPLETE! YIPPEE!
Danger Mouse - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,338 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: Dec 3, 2003 - Published: Oct 11, 2003 - Complete
Choices reviews
Beginning of 'Danger Mouse: Heroes' series. When Danger Mouse falls for a human, a choice must be made between a life in the real world and his agent career...FINISHED! YABBA DABBA DOO!
Danger Mouse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,542 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: Oct 4, 2003 - Published: Jun 30, 2003
I Wanna Drive! reviews
A songfic, taking the complete and utter Michael out of Penelope's driving! R & R!
Thunderbirds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 4 - Published: Sep 14, 2003 - Complete
Was It My Fault? reviews
Guilt isn't easy to live with, as Mikey is about to find out...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: Jul 10, 2003
The Hood: Stayin' Alive! reviews
Just a songfic. Read and review! I apologise for the way the gaps turned out!
Thunderbirds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: Jul 5, 2003
Just You reviews
Greg focuses on his feelings for Amy.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: Jul 1, 2003
Smile reviews
Donatello finds a girl in a dream who helps through his troubles (First fic, be gentle) Edited (Yay, me!)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: Apr 22, 2003