LifeIsNotAWishMakingFactoryhide bio
 Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, My Babysitter's a Vampire, Maleficent, Giver, and Psych. Hello everyone. I will not be giving you my name or any of that because I don't trust you. Don't take it personally, but how can I trust you, I don't know you. You could be some crazy stalker/ax murderer. I do not want to go down that road. Anyway, I have 2 Fanfiction accounts, 1ShotWonders and LifeIsNotAWishMakingFactory. I will be posting only one shots on my other account and if you want one of them to be longer then say so in the reviews and I might add more and re-post it on this Account. I am a Harry Potter fanatic so there will be a lot of Harry Potter storys on here. If you don't like Harry potter first of all you have no life, and second of all you might want to read something else then. Now...ENJOY! Story pictures: This how I imagined RoseMarie in A whole new world - The wedding Draco's tux: https:///search?q=slytherinthemesdress&rlz=1CATAAB_enUS631US631&espv=2&biw=1366&bih=657&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=QeGJVbPMMZfjoASJ_LioAg&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ#tbm=isch&q=whitetuxedo&imgrc=xrx0MSVPhscQBM___white-wedding-suit-promotion.html Ron's Tux: https:///search?q=slytherinthemesdress&rlz=1CATAAB_enUS631US631&espv=2&biw=1366&bih=657&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=QeGJVbPMMZfjoASJ_LioAg&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ#tbm=isch&q=blacktuxedo&imgrc= Mary's dress: https:///search?q=slytherinthemesdress&rlz=1CATAAB_enUS631US631&espv=2&biw=1366&bih=657&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=QeGJVbPMMZfjoASJ_LioAg&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ#tbm=isch&q=beautifulgreeneveninggowns&imgrc=0tRVkDCDVBfi0M.bp.blogspot.com-J8hPt41MK28-Line.jpg.beingbeautifulandpretty.com-spring-evening-dresses.html Hermione's dress:https:///search?q=slytherinthemesdress&rlz=1CATAAB_enUS631US631&espv=2&biw=1366&bih=657&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=QeGJVbPMMZfjoASJ_LioAg&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ#tbm=isch&q=beautifulredeveninggowns&imgrc=s0-OfLdfv1k0NM.mydresscity.com-dresses-hlen0109t035-2.jpg.mydresscity.com-appliques-off-shoulder-red-evening-dress-with-brush-train-p-3910.html Mary's headband: https:///search?q=silversnakehairpiece&biw=1366&bih=657&espv=2&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=DR2KVbONGoepogSi-rHACw&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAg&dpr=1#imgrc=_set_misc |
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Fate is such a bwitch! by waterflower20 reviews
Bella invites her British cousin to her wedding. Problem? Hermione is a witch, her future in laws are vampires. Bigger problem? The soon to be groom starts falling for her. No longer discontinued. *Image not mine*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,252 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 6/19/2018 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Hermione G., Edward
He Will Be Mine by dockingdisney reviews
Drarry. Rated for future chapters. Draco has obsessed over Harry and pretended to hate him since their first year, but when he comes to a realization of his feelings and morals at the end of their fourth year, Draco will do anything, even defy his parents and the Dark Lord, to keep Harry safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,015 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/26/2018 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Where Is He? by Malteser24 reviews
Dan leaves the apartment after his friends joke about him. Only problem is...no one knows where he went. Multific if people enjoy it. AU I do not own Dan, Phil, Chris or Pj. Trigger warning! M for violence, abuse, self harm, angst, kidnapping.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,148 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/1/2016 - Published: 7/25/2013 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire, Kickthepj, Crabstickz
Faerie Godmother by CaitlinNicDhiarmaid reviews
Being immortal, Maleficent decides to watch over Aurora's descendants. One in particular is exceptionally aggravating; he always manages to place himself into harms way. After fourteen years, she decides to step in.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maleficent - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,399 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 2,230 - Updated: 12/7/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014
Hadrian James Cullen: A New Beginning by WolfCharm3629 reviews
8-year-old Harry meets the Cullen family and immediately charms him with his innocence. They adopt him after seeing he's been abused by the Dursleys and finally has a home. But what will happen when Dumbledore realises Harry is gone?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,240 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 3/23/2015 - [Carlisle, Esme] Harry P.
Wizards Protection Program by Oliviaa Rose reviews
"I am most unhappy to inform you that none of you will be going home this summer. I have been informed that there has been an outbreak in Azkaban Prison. All prisoners have escaped. Because of this news,and the threat of danger these prisoners bring, the Ministry has decided that it is best to send you all into the Wizard's Protection Program." CoS/Eclipse, may contain slash, maybe
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,101 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 6/17/2015 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Edward
The Heir to Prince Manor by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Harry wakes one morning, he discovers a badly injured Snape in his living room, & tries to hide him. But Petunia discovers them & reveals a secret she has kept for 13 years-one that will change the course of Harry's life forever, and Severus' too. AU, pre-GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 190,153 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Petunia D. - Complete
The Cupboard Series 1: The Cupboard Under the Stairs by Stargon1 reviews
A mysterious green inked letter banished Harry from his cupboard. But does taking the boy out of the cupboard also mean that you've taken the cupboard out of the boy? A first year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,345 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Watching A Very Potter Musical by Muggleborn Demigod reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Malfoy, Snape, and Dumbledore are transported to a mysterious room by a very cliché flash of light. There, they are told to watch a very hilarious parody musical about Harry called 'A Very Potter Musicical'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Stormcaller by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Everyone thought Harry's scar came from Voldemort. But they were wrong. The scar was the sign of a rare & terrible gift, the power to call monstrous storms. Can he be taught to harness his power, or will he become a force for destruction? AU,SS/mentor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 117,914 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - [Lily Evans P., Severus S.] Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Very Potter Sequel by charmed-star11 reviews
The highly anticipated Sequel for my previous story...it's been a long time coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 53,195 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Falling by VenustusLovesJames reviews
Draco and Harry are a lot friendlier with each other already when Draco runs away from his house after being tortured. He joins Harry and his friends on his task to find the Horcruxes. It's basically how I would want the last book to be if it included Drarry. *EDIT* The story is in the process of re-editing, so any grammar/spelling mistakes will be fixed. Ven
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,731 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Green Eyed Boy by mmendoza688 reviews
Seven years have passed since the Cullen family risked their lives for a child of their own. Now they meet a green eyed boy in need of a family, will they risk their lives again for this special little boy? *Cannon pairings for the most part, more details inside.HP/GW & EC/BS*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,497 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Harry P.
I Know I'm Not Sleeping by TiniTinuviel reviews
Harry has nightmares about his recent kidnapping and wakes up to face the horrible truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,302 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 12/26/2003 - Harry P., Remus L.
Harry Potter and the Adventure of Seeing AVPM by charmed-star11 reviews
Some of our most hated and loved characters are sent to an alternate dimension where they watch the Muggle sensation...AVPM. Follow them in discoveries, new friendships, and true love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,579 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Professor Spencer by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Dumbledore hires a Muggle for the first time, and Shawn becomes the new Divination teacher. Him and Gus join the Order of the Chicken, hunt for Horcruxes, solve crime, taunt Slytherins, and elude Dolores Umbridge the cougar to avoid being sent to Azkaban.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Severus S., Shawn S.
Keeping the Peace by Cantfindmyipod reviews
Contains Insergent spoilers! What happens when Amity s Peace Serum finds its way into the hands of Fred and George? One-shot!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Complete
A Broken Child by Lady FoxFire reviews
What happens when Harry's mind snaps. Can he recover? rape, abuse, torture
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,356 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/30/2001 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Return to Prince Manor by Snapegirlkmf reviews
A new year means new perils and friendships for Harry, as he faces the Triwizard Tournament, a vengeful Dark Lord's return, and must try and master the secrets of Prince Manor. Can his family and friends help him succeed? Sequel to Heir to Prince Manor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 78 - Words: 480,740 - Reviews: 3543 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unspeakable by Snapegirlkmf reviews
A vision of a hurt boy in a cupboard appears to Unspeakable Snape, but its meaning eludes him until he intercepts a lost letter addressed to Harry Potter. Alarmed, he goes to Privet Drive & rescues Harry. Now he must win the boy's fragile trust. mentor/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,996 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Season of Warmth by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Just before Christmas,Harry hears the basilisk and thinks he's going mad. He flees into a blizzard and is followed by Snape. Trapped by the storm, they hide in a cave. Will they survive to celebrate Christmas? Sick!Harry & sick!Severus. AU, COS, mentorSev
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,354 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Moon Fire by Snapegirlkmf reviews
A guilt-stricken Harry finds solace with a mysterious black stallion, never dreaming it's the Animagus form of Severus Snape. But Harry has a dark secret, one that could mean his death unless Snape discovers it in time. AU, no slash! Angsty!Harry HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 227,535 - Reviews: 2059 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Away in a Manger by Snapegirlkmf reviews
On Christmas Eve, an unwanted child is left in a manger and found by a young Potions Master, changing both their lives forever. AU, implied child abuse, neglect, Sev raises Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,365 - Reviews: 2232 - Favs: 3,002 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Don't Drink The SkeleGro by Chaotic Demon reviews
Shawn and Gus wind up at Hogwarts? A response to the "100 Themes" and "Shawn Spencer and the Harry Potter Crossover" challenges. Any major spoilers will be from the Potterverse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 19,778 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Shawn S. - Complete
What's Left Unsaid by angel74 reviews
Ron and Hermione are worried about their best friend after everything that has happened. They decide to investigate whether or not Harry is truly "fine" at the Dursleys. What they discover was worse than they ever expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,125 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hide Yourself Away by Snapegirlkmf reviews
When Harry runs away from the Dursleys at the start of 3rd year, he is captured by Death Eaters and nearly killed, resulting in the loss of his magic. Only one man can help him now, Snape, who has just discovered a shocking revelation Harry's his son! AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,764 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by Dizzykat reviews
Excuse me? Hermione asked, a look of shock mingled with disgust spreading over her face. You heard me! Ginny smirked, I dare you to seduce Draco Malfoy. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,126 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Echoes of the Mind by angel74 reviews
[Complete] HPDM [Sequel] 6th yearHarry learns to overcome his abusive past with the help of Remus and Draco. He wants to know what really happened to Sirius, but will the Death Eater attacks and strange dreams get in his way of his mission?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 202,862 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 10/4/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bring Me To Life by angel74 reviews
[Complete] HPDM, Do soulmates really exist? Draco is placed with the Weasleys for his own protection and discovers Harry doesn’t lead the perfect life he has always imagined. Warning: SLASH, abuse, rape, cutting
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,329 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 10/4/2003 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Broken reviews
When Draco goes to wish Harry a happy birthday in person he is shocked to fine a broken Harry passed out on his bedroom floor. Panicked and not thinking straight he takes him to Bella, who is in forks on a mission. What will they do now that they know the horrible truth?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 6/24/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.]
The wedding reviews
Mary Potter (Female Harry), Ron, Hermione, and Draco visit Mary's cousin Bella for her wedding. I suck at summery's. Takes place during deathly hallows
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 9/15/2014
My Savior reviews
When Alice starts having visions of a hurt and abused boy the Cullens set out to find him. When they fight to adopt 13 year old Harry James Potter the will find out about a new kind... one even stronger then they are.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 69 - Published: 6/21/2015
The Potter Twins reviews
I believe the title to be pretty self explanatory but I might as well provide a little insight. Bella is not who she claimed to be, quite the opposite really. She and her twin brother Harry are wizards. Two of the most famous wizards of all time. How will the Cullen's react when Bella gives them only a short explanation before leaving. Will the follow her into the unknown? Book 6-7
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 11/15/2014
flower of dispair reviews
15 year old Marzia is dying and there is only one man who can be her savior. Carlisle Cullen. The only problem... Some people can't be saved.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2015 - Carlisle
Love and Loss reviews
There is a new girl in town. When things turn for the worst she may be able to teach the gang a few things about Love and Loss. Contains Friendship, cancer, love, life and death, so hold on to your hats. Its gonna be a bumpy ride
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2014
never forget reviews
Alice meets a mysterious man well the family takes a vacation to the U.K. He shows them a whole new world of magic that lay hidden right under their noses. But then they run into the one person they least expected. Bella Swan. Female Harry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,549 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 8/18/2014
Wizards in Whitechapel reviews
When Evenora Potter (Female harry) Goes to Whitechapel to look for one of the horcruxes she meets Ethan and the gang. Will they be able to help or will it end badly? During Deathly Hallows .
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2014
Newcomer
Lestat goes to America in search of Carlisle, who he believes might be able to help him. When Carlisle fails to help Lestat him and Marius leave and Lestat accidentally awakes the queen of the Damned. 1/2 twilight and 1/2 queen of the damned. Rated T for mild suggestion of adult themes
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2014
The adventures of magic head reviews
Shawn Found a broken computer and ends up sending Gus, Lassie and Juliet (along with himself) To Hogwarts
Crossover - Harry Potter & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2014
A new place called home reviews
Marissa (A female replacing Jonah) and Gabe make it to the cabin at the bottom of the hill. There the meet the Weasleys, and Harry and Hermione of course, who will show him a world beyond his wildest dreams. A world full of love, music, compassion and magic of course!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Giver - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/15/2014
Never Knew reviews
Harry follows Draco into the Dark forest were he meets up with aurora. She tells Draco a story that will change everything. And Harry see's Draco in a whole new way
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maleficent - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 8/29/2014
