![]() Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter, Smallville, Star Wars, Higher Ground, Merlin, and Once Upon a Time. Personal Motto: Be yourself, who else is better qualified? Facts about me: I love to write and my head is always full of stories, I also tend to talk to myself, but as long as I don't get any answers i don't worry about it. Green girls rock. Freaks of a feather flock together. If I seem seriously disturbing it's because I'm seriously disturbed. Sometimes you have to actually be inside my head to understand what I am thinking and other times even that doesn't help. Favorite author toss up between Miss Rowling and Marion Zimmer Bradley. The outsiders who never fit in anywhere always have the greatest impact on the world. Favorite quotes: Dream the impossible dream. Don't let some Hellbent heart leave you bitter. There are three classes of people: those who see. Those who see when they are shown. Those who do not see. Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. Weird facts you may not know: Walt Disney was afraid of mice. The term 'sleep tight' comes from the days when people used ropes to secure mattresses. The Hague is the only country in the world that has the word 'the' in it's name. The great Chicago fire was not started by Mrs. O'leerys cow. Betsy Ross did not actually design the America flag. John Adams and John Quincy Adams are the only father and son to both be president of the United States. There is no scientific name for the back of the knee. Smurfette was not the only girl smurf, later on they also added Sassette smurf to the show. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets. Male sea horse are the ones that have babies. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. There is actually an image of the Lincoln statue in the monument on the back of a penny. Van Gogh only sold one painting when he was alive. It takes 224 licks to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop. The clap that follows a whip crack is the whip breaking the sound barrier It is impossible to kiss your own elbow. You are 1,000 times more likely to drown in the sea than you are to be bitten by a shark. Weird Questions to ask yourself: Have you ever watched Ducktales and wondered what happened to Huey, Duey, and Louie's parents? Have you ever watched Bewitched and wondered what happened to Samantha's son Adam? How can you teach someone to achieve self-consciousness? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Are dogs really that loyal or do they just hang around for the free liver treats? Why is it that you always remember the items you needed to buy after you get home from the store? Why is it that you always know exactly where something is until you actually need to use it? If it's impossible to actually predict the apocalypse why do we spend so much time trying? If lead protects Superman from Kryptonite why doesn't he wear a suit made of lead? Have you ever watch Star Wars and noticed Darth Vader's breathing doesn't match up with what he's saying? Why are so many Disney characters the children of single parents? What is Peter Pan's chronological age? Whatever happened to Harry Potter's grandparents and why are they barley mentioned throughout the entire 7 book series? In Star Wars what happened to Padme's family and why didn't they ever try to contact Luke and Leia? Who are Mara Jade's parents? If the universe is limitless than how can people say something is on the other side of it? Have you ever noticed that hanging upside down for extended periods of time actually helps you think? Where exactly is Sesame Street? Why are there so many songs about rainbows? Kermit the frog has a nephew named Robin, where are his parents? How do you start 'finding yourself' and how will you know when you are done? How long do you spend thinking about butterflies every day? When was the last time you watched the sun set? People complain so much about the lack of originality in Hollywood movies, so why do they keep telling the same stories over and over again? Where is all this stuff written? Which end is up? Have you ever considered a world with no alternate possibilities? Where is Carmen San Diego? Whatever happened to all those soap opera stars who left to get coffee and never came back? |