Hello!
Welcome to our profile!
We're all mad here!!!
Yes, there are more than one of us.

If you want to talk with us for some reason, you can PM us... But be warned, the conversations will not make much sense.

THE PROFILE PICTURE BELONGS TO JOVALINE AKA ARIELLE!!!

You can follow MP's Instagram, where SM draws... sometimes.

You are allowed to stalk MP at:

http:///n/fangirlingtoohard/

Lets tell you a little bit about ourselves:

Name: SM or Super Magical (but sometimes called Supreme Murderer on evil days) MP or Marvellous Psychopath

Age: Anywhere between 300-700 years (take a wild guess) A day older than SM. Ha.

DOB: February 30, 2017 Australia 2, 1940

Job: Professional Fangirl Unprofessional Fangirl

Location of Birth: Planet Fangirl The Same

Interests: Fangirling, Fan-arting, Drawing, writing, reading, hermiting while socializing, eating, eating the souls of people who hate what I fangirl over, playing with pets, any combination of the above. Similar things

Location: ...I live on the internet... Fudge Cookie Land! (They're next to each other)

Favorite Food: Too Many to List! Scrap Metal and Eye of Newt

Favorite Punctuation Mark: Ellipses... Or Exclamation Point!!! Commas, and Apostrophes ' ' '

Favorite Book/Series: WHAT??! YOU WANT ME TO CHOOSE?????!!! SAME HERE???!!!

1. I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

2. If history repeats itself, I'm so getting a dinosaur.

3. 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, but on Halloween, its encouraged. Does this make sense to anyone?

4. There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, it’s when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

5. I don't obsess, I think intensely.

6. Smile; it makes others wonder what you're up to.

7. Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

8. Chaos, panic, and pandemonium. My work here is done.

9. The man who smiles when things go wrong, has thought of someone to blame it on.

10. Violence isn't the answer, it’s the question. The answer is yes.

11. The only reason that I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

12. I have the answer in my head. I just haven't found it yet.

13. Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

14. I hear voices, and they don't like you.

15. I dream of a better tomorrow . . . Where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

16. Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with my Q-tip again.

17. If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, then it could be a dragon doing a duck impersonation.

18. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

19. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

20. When life gives you lemons, make hot chocolate. Then let everyone wonder how you did it.

21. People say, “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” Well, life never gave you sugar or water, so all you can make is lemon juice.

22. Some say the glass is half full, others say the glass is half empty. I'm the only one smart enough to wonder where the rest of the water is.

23. Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

24. When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only take 4 to extend your arm and slap the person.

25. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

26. Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

27. If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

28. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

29. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

30. WARNING: Do not walk in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliffs.

31. The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas.

32. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

33. There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

34. Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

35. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you LOSE the argument that you need to start worrying.

36. Secret admirers are just stalkers with stationary.

37. Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

38. Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

39. Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork

40. Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

41. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling?

42. When every things coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

43. I see regular people! Run for your lives!

44. Sanity is a state of mind. It's near North Dakota.

45. I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.

46. If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

47. I said I had my reasons. I never said you would understand.

48. If explosives didn't solve your problems you obviously weren't using enough of them.

49. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

50. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for my kick boxing.

51. The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.

52. When life gives you lemons, genetically alter them into SUPER LEMONS and conquer the world.

53. When life gives you lemons, paint them orange and tell your friend they're a new kind of super sweet orange.

54. Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

55. I live in my own little world. but it's okay, they know me there

56. I didn't trip. I was just testing gravity... It still works.

57. People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

58. Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

59. 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

60. I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.

61. Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

62. Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is.

63. On a scale of 1 to crazy I'm a penguin.

64. Worst time to have a heart attack; during a game of charades.

65. Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

66. We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

67. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy, and are good with ketchup.

68. You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

69. The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

70. He who laughs last didn't get it.

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