Hello, people of the world! I am PJLover03 and this is my small bio. Um...Yeah.

Name: Mel

Date of Birth: March 7 or 03-07

Gender: Female ( but I am a tomboy)

Age: 15 :) (or maybe I'm still twelve. Maybe i'm immortal!! c;)

Ethnicity: Mixed (American, Hispanic, German, Greek)

Description: Dark brown, almost black hair, kinda tall, kinda short, deep brown eyes, light brown skin

My Stories Schedule:

My FanGirl Stuff:

My Interests and Hobbies

My Dislikes

Weird things about me

If I were a Demigod (hehe, 'if', sure)

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An Oath to the YouTube fandom/ family:

You say awesome?, We say Gucci!

You say fist bump?, We say brofist!

You say lava?, We say red water!

You say "fight me"?, We say "Pax me bro!"

You like The Wanted?, We like the YogsCast!

You learn from Hogwarts?, We learn from Seto!

You say cartoons?, We say Anime!

You think spoons are disrespectful?, Not as disrespectful as SQUIDS!

Your reaction, "No! Bajan lost!", our reaction, "DAMN IT BAJAN! YOU HAD A DIAMOND FUCKING SWORD!!"

You want a frilly tank top?, We want BajanCanadian t-shirts!

You say "gold"?, We say budder!

You crush on Stars?, We crush on Youtubers!

You say diamond axe?, We say Betty!

You say pig?, We say Jeffery!

You say bat?, We say Dillon!

You say chainmail?, We say lingerie!

You say chest plates?, We say boob plates!

You say invisible?, We say spooky boobs/ invisibru!

You say rotten flesh?, We say wet noodle!

You say getting angry?, We say getting trolled!

You like Justin Bieber? Ew, gawd. I like Skydoesminecraft, he's a much better person.

You say Minecraft? I say LIFE!!!

You say Hunger Games? We say HUNGER DEENZ!!

You have Robin Thicke and Skrillex? I have MinecraftUniverse and CaptainSparklez!

You say LOL?, we say LOLcats!

You like oranges and potatoes?, we like MunchingOrange and MunchingBrotato

AMEN!!

Copy and paste if you agree! XD

Your awesome if you were able to read that random linebreak a bit back! :D

No Means No

"Can we have sex right now?

Girl: "Can we do what?"

Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"

Girl: "Um...no."

Guy: "Why?"

Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..."

Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."

Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."

Guy: "I'm not special to you?"

Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."

Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.

5 minutes pass...

Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.

Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".

Guy: tries to kiss her.

Girl: screams, "Would you stop."

Guy: continues trying.

Girl: moves to the back seat

Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.

Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."

Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.

Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."

Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".

Girl: crying, continues to fight.

Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.

Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"

Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.

An hour passes...

Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.

Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.

Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.

Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."

Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.

2 months later...

Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."

Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."

Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.

Doctor: "You are pregnant."

Girl: faints.

The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."

The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose...

Girls, if this story touched/made you sad, put this on your profile under "No means no"

Guys, if this story pisses you off, put this on your profile under "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"

7 Ways to scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you're hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son; people call her a slut and no one knows she was raped at 13.

People call another Guy fat; no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight .

People call an old man ugly; no one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.

People call a women bald, but they don't know she has cancer.

Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping (FUCK STEROTYPES!!!). I bet 95% of you won't do it.Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but re-post this if you are the 1% with a heart.

(Be honest no matter what)

1. Have you been asked out?

Yes. Three times actually. Said no to two, tried the third one, didn't work out. So basically, yes. XD

2) Where did you get your default picture?

Google. XD

3. What’s your middle name?

Paige. Used to be Mari, but then LIFE.

4. Your current relationship status?

Single, yet taken at the same time.

5. Does your crush like you back?

I don't know. IS HE EVEN REAL?

6. What’s your current mood?

Stressed, but I'm used to it.

7. What color shirt are you wearing?

A sea green V-Neck.

8. Missing something?

My bae, Herobrine. Oh, you mean IRL? My two best friends, Katniss & Blaze.

9. What gender are you?

Female. But I iz tomboy!

10. IF you could back in time and change something, what would you change?

Nothing. The present would probably be different if I did.

11. If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

A fish-pony.

12. Ever had a near death experience?

Yes. Like, 5, or something.

13. Something you do a lot?

Go on YouTube, write and read FanFiction, read books, and chill with friends, either online or IRL.

14. The song stuck in your head?

My Home, a Gravity Falls Song by MandoPony; Pub and Go, sung by England. :D

15. Who did you copy this from?

Novaglare (Blaze)

16. Name someone with the same birthday as you.

One person, but they're dead.

17. When was the last time you cried?

On my birthday. Yep...

18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Nope, but I did say the pledge of allegiance in Pre-K. Even though I messed it up horribly, people still thought it was cute. XD

19. If you could have one super power, what would it be?

Ability to control water! PERCY JACKSON STATUS!

20. What’s the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?

All that guys care about is how big a girl's ass or boobs are. If I catch you looking at either one, I will break your balls.

21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Nothing. Coffee sucks. It shortens your lifespan. EARL GREY TEA FTW!!

22. What’s your biggest secret?

My biggest secret is that I don't believe in God.

23. Favorite color?

1. Sea-Green 2. Blue 3. Green 4. Bronze 5.Budder 6. Silver 7. Orange 8. Purple

24. Do you still watch kiddie shows?

I mainly watch YouTube, but I do watch Gravity Falls. BEST CARTOON EVER!!!

25. What are you?

RANDOM AND INSANE!! XD

26. Do you speak any other language?

Yes! I'm currently learning Swedish and Italian!

27. What’s your favorite smell?

The smell of the ocean breeze. :)

28. Describe your life in one word, what would it be?

Fucked up.

29. Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Yeah um, no.

30. What are you thinking of right now?

A certain boy with pure white eyes, a certain youtuber that loves budder, a certain rock band, and a certain anime

32. Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

Life. It isn't a person, but it's the truth.

33. Do you like working in the yard?

Um...

34. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

My old last name, Jackson.

35. Who last made you cry?

Umm...I think it was my mom, cause well, family problems.

PERCY JACKSON OATH

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car

Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

because I know what the Percy fans know

Percy Jackson isn't an obsession

It''s a way of life you know...