"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

Good advice, right? Hi, I am {name redacted} professional crazy person and part time gamer, writer, and singer/actress. I love reading, writing, playing Minecraft, modding Minecraft (Ender Dragons are great pets)(right?), singing, writing parodies, drawing, and acting. Wow. That's a lot.

I am the nerd queen, by the way. KNEEL BEFORE MY POWER!!!!!! Okay, maybe I'm not, but I am a nerd. LotR? X-men? Marvel? Star Trek? Check to 'em all. Chess? Yep. Band class? Yeah. (I play the french horn.) Computer programmer? Drama club? Reader? Writer? Check, check, check, check. The prosecution smugly rests her case.

I'm a beta reader now; PM me if you want some help with your story!

THE REVIEW REVOLUTION

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(Because we all know how much it sucks to have a story with followers, favorites and one review.)

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Me In A List

If my life were a movie

Opening Credits: Out Alive- Ke$ha
Waking Up: Unwritten- Natasha Bedingfield
Getting Ready: The Climb- Miley Cyrus
Falling In Love: Ready or Not- Bridgit Mendler
Fighting: Piece of Me- Britney Spears
Life's OK: Invisible- Hunter Hayes
Mental Breakdown: Gollum's Song- Emiliana Torrini (From the Lord of the Rings)
Driving: 4x4- Miley Cyrus
Flashback: Innocence- Avril Lavigne
Happy Dance: This Is How We Do- Katy Perry
Breaking up: Black Widow- Iggy Azalea feat. Rita Ora
Regretting: Ronan- Taylor Swift
Long Night Alone: Butterfly- Zendaya
Death: Let it Go- Frozen
End Credits: Slipped Away- Avril Lavigne

Best Quotes

"Knowledge is knowing tomatoes are fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put them in a fruit salad."

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."

"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe."

"Can you feel the love tonight? Because you shouldn't."

Here are the links to a lot of my stories in series order, so y'all can find them easier.

SUNSET SERIES: Sky meets a strange girl while stuck in the squid dungeons, and things go downhill from there. This series is rated T because o' cussing and some cuddling, along with some violence.

Sunset (#1): Click Here
Midnight (#2): Click Here
New Dawn (#3): Click Here

WHY I AM AN ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST

Animal rights: The idea that animals share many of the same basic rights as humans and are therefore not ours to use as we deem fit.

Many people think that this means anti-human. That isn't the case, at least not for me. I believe that animals can suffer and do suffer from the ways humans treat them, and that suffering isn't good, especially when it's needless. It is wrong to cause unnecessary suffering to anything. If it was a human who was the victim of the same procedures we inflict upon the living, breathing, suffering creatures that we exploit for meat, experiments, entertainment, and their very skins, I would feel the same need to save the human, because the human would be in pain and afraid.

This view, that all suffering is equal, does not mean that I would want the same amount of thought given to killing a flea as given to a dog. A flea's death is instantaneous and they do not have the capacity to try to resist death. A dog, being much larger, will suffer for longer, and dogs fight to remain alive (sometimes, even after raccoon-dogs are skinned alive in the fur industry, they will still raise their heads, and their hearts can beat for up to 10 minutes after their skin is removed).

Just so, I would save a human I didn't know before a dog I didn't know- but not due to them being human. The suffering involved in human death is far worse than that involved in dog death, because you and I fear our own mortality and are aware that someday we're going to die. The dog is, to most worldviews, unaware that it is going to die eventually, and therefore not as afraid of death as us humans. Additionally, the human's death will ripple out and cause more suffering as his/her relatives and friends mourn the death of their family member or friend. The dog's death will not have this effect.

Write down 10 random characters

1. Deadlox

2. Draco Malfoy

3. Legolas

4. Magneto

5. Seven of Nine

6. Aragorn

7. Skydoesminecraft

8. Natasha Romanov (Black Widow)

9. Hermione Granger

10. TrueMU (Jason)

Four invites three and eight to dinner. What happens?

Magneto: Good evening, fellow mutants. Except for you, Natasha. I don't like you.

Natasha: Good. Because that would be a little creepy.

Legolas: How dare you call me a mutant? *pulls out bow*

Magneto: *sends arrows flying* Yeah, not gonna work.

Legolas: *gasps* SARUMAN!!!!

Magneto: WTF?

You have to stay at one or six's house. Which do you choose?

Me: Aragorn or Deadlox... Very hard decision... DEADLOX!

Deadlox: It's three am.

Me: No. Your clock's wrong. By the way, I'm coming over.

Deadlox: What?

Me: See you soon!

Three has to marry either eight, four, or nine. Who do they choose?

Legolas: I choose Natasha!

Natasha: Yeah! Let's be a freaking BADASS assassin team! Awesome!

Two and seven are making out when ten walks in. Reaction?

Jason: Umm... I'm going to back away and pretend I never saw this...

Sky: Something feels slightly wrong here...

Sky: *three hours later* WTF I hate magic!

One decides to start a cooking show. Ten minutes later...

Deadlox: HOLY SHIT Nafia save me!

Me: What did you do?

Deadlox: I think I lit water on fire...

Me: I think your water was oil...

Both: THAT'S A WRAP NOW RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!

Four jumps you in an alleyway. Who saves you, two, ten, or seven?

Me: Sorry, guys... Self rescuing princess here!

Guys: Aww...

Me: *turns into dragon and lights Magneto on fire*

Seven kidnaps two and demands something from five for two's release. What is it?

Sky: THIS IS REVENGE FOR MAKING ME KISS YOU!!!!

Draco: My father'll hear of this, you filthy muggle!

Sky: If you want him released, I'll need budder. And lots of it.

Seven of Nine: This "budder" cannot be found in our database.

Sky: BUDDER!!! NO!!!

Seven: Your reaction is disproportionate to the issue. Nevertheless, describe the properties of this "budder". A suitable substitute may be found.

Sky: Shiny... Yellow... Amazing...

Seven: Perhaps you are refering to "gold?"

Jason: Did she say it?

Deadlox: She said it...

Sky: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You and an IRL friend decide to prank 5.

Me: Okay... we set her up on a date with Sky. Sound good, Rach?

Rachael: *is devouring cupcake* *mouth full* Mmmhhmm.

Me: Sky! Seven wants to go on a date with you!

Sky: Cool!

Rachael: Success. We're freaking evil.

*Three hours later*

Me: Is that Sky falling out that window?

Rachael: *British accent* I do believe it is...

7 decides to let you and 1 be roommates.

Jason: YOU DIDN'T.

Sky: Ehehehe...

*Building explodes*

Me: Oops!

Deadlox: As for Episode Two of my cooking show, I think that's a wrap!

2 tells you of their deeply hidden love for 9.

Me: #Dramione!

Draco: I don't suppose you'd be willing to not tell Weasley?

Me: Good. Then you won't be disappointed.

9 became a singer?

Hermione: So... how'd I do?

Sky: *Is staring at her*

Jason: *Is staring at her*

Ty: *Is staring at her*

Crickets: *Are making cricket noises*

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QUIZ TIME!

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(Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out?

Yes... too many times.

2) Where did you get your default picture?

I made it using awesomeness and this little program called Adobe Photoshop.

3) What's your middle name?

Hmm... not telling. Let's just say... Ahnika. Because Ahnika is Seven of Nine's real name in the story, and I like Seven. And 7.

4) Your current relationship status?

Single.

5) Does your crush like you back?

Maybe. I'm not sure...

6) What is your current mood?

HYPER!!!! That's always my mood, actually. And did anyone ever notice how mood backwards is doom?

7) What color shirt are you wearing?

Mint green with dinosaurs all over it. They're close enough to dragons, okay?

8) Missing something?

Inspiration. And a YouTube account.

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

That the foolish race known as humans ever came into existence.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

DRAGON!!!

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Nope. Not yet, at least. My cat is trying, though.

13) Something you do a lot?

Write, read, build parkour/adventure maps for Minecraft. I also sing a lot.

14) The song stuck in your head?

This Is How We Do by Katy Perry.

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

orchidlove123

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

Joan of Arc. I'm not kidding.

17) When was the last time you cried?

Umm... when I was writing a dramatic scene for one of my stories. I act out the dialogue as I come up with it, and it really can pull me into the moment and make me sad.

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Yup. 'Summer Loving' from Grease. I was Sandy, and a vair cute guy in my grade was Danny. We did it for the school play in front of 500 people. I am now shameless!

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Hmm... I can already turn into a dragon, and I have majestic author powers. Who could ask for anything more?

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?

Eyes. I love eyes. Is that creepy?

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Mocha. I lurve coffee and chocolate!

22) What's your biggest secret?

How about... no?

23) Favorite color?

Black. Or purple. Both are good colors.

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Nope.

25) What are you?

A dragon.

26) Do you speak any other language?

Everyone tells me Galactica Nine is the same as English. That may be true, but I sure don't speak English.

27) What's your favorite smell?

Hyacinths.

28) Describe your life in one word. What would it be?

Indescribable.

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Nope.

30) What are you thinking about right now?

What would be a good Halloween costume. I always make my own.

31) What should you be doing?

Cleaning my room.

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

I don't remember. My brother, probably.

33) Do you like working in the yard?

It depends...

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

I don't know.

35) Who last made you cry?

A character in my book.

End of Quiz.

A QUICK GUIDE TO IMPROVING A FANFICTION, AKA PLEASE DO THIS, NOT THIS!!!

I DO NOT PROMISE THAT I ALWAYS FOLLOW MY OWN RULES, JUST SAYING!!! YAY!!!

THIS GUIDE IS MOSTLY FOR COMEDY PURPOSES AMONG ME AND MY WRITER BUDDIES!!!

STEP ONE: PROOFREAD AND CORRECT

Yes, I said it. I went there, baby. Proofread.

Reread your writing at least once and look for any spelling mistakes, big gaping grammar errors, and confusing sentences.

If your word is actually two words put together (a contraction), use an apostrophe.

NO TEXTSPEAK!!!

DO THIS:

It was a dark and stormy night. Sky was waiting for Deadlox, who had left several hours ago and had yet to return.

"Deadlox, where are you?" he wondered aloud.

NOT THIS:

it was a dark and stromy nite. sky was weighting for deadlox whod. left sevral hours ago and had yt too come back.

"deadlox wear r u?" he woddered alode.

(I HOPE) YOU CAN SEE A DIFFERENCE!!!

STEP TWO: NO GROCERY LISTS

Grocery listing, or giving a long description of every trait of a character's appearance, is a quick way to kill interest.

It also guarantees that pretty much no one cares how the character bleepin' looks.

Instead, pick a few important things about the character, and remind the reader of those traits often.

DO THIS:

Deadlox sat up and shook his head, a chunk of brown hair falling into his crimson eyes. Sky had never been so glad to see his headphoned friend before.

"Geez, Sky, you're really getting antsy, aren't you?" he teased, punching his shoulder lightly.

NOT THIS:

Deadlox was wearing a white t-shirt with a v-neck. It was hemmed in black. He also was wearing jeans. He had long brown hair and red eyes. He always wore green headphones. Sky was glad to see him.

"Geez, Sky, you're really getting antsy, aren't you?" he teased, punching his shoulder lightly.

Again, big difference. In one, you learned that Deadlox has red eyes, headphones, and brown hair that falls into his eyes. That's all you need to know, really. In the second- how many people even read that?

*no one raises their hand*

STEP THREE: NO MARY SUES

A Mary-Sue is a character who is so perfect that no one can relate to them.

A common misconception is that that means nothing goes wrong for them.

Not necessarily; it just means that they can get out of any problem thrown at them.

Every character should have a flaw, even the ones you like. It humanizes them.

And yes, I ended every line with them.

DO THIS:

Suddenly, Sky felt a tentacle touch his shoulder. He wheeled around, drawing his sword as he did so. In front of him were three squids, their derpy eyes glittering hatefully.

"Sky! Prepare to die!" the lead one cackled, slashing his sword at the brunette.

Sky dodged backwards, but not quickly enough, and the squid scored a hit along his arm, drawing blood. It hurt. A lot. He retaliated swiftly, though, managing to sever the tentacles of the brute.

However, he knew that he wouldn't be able to stop them in time. There were too many of them.

And then they exploded in clouds of ink. Deadlox stood over the heap of corpses, swaying slightly.

"Deadlox..." Sky started. "How...?"

"There's something I never told you, Sky. I'm not Deadlox. I'm Enderlox."

NOT THIS:

Suddenly, Sky felt a tentacle touch his shoulder. Without hesitating, he spun around, slashing a squid's head off cleanly. The head arced through the air, bowling another squid over easily. Sky jumped ten feet into the air and impaled the remaining monster with the blade of his sword.

Deadlox stared at him admiringly. "Oh, Sky! You're so amazing, and so handsome!"

Sky leaned over and kissed him. "I love you too, Deadlox."

"Wait a second, why is Skylox happening?"

"Because Nafia hasn't gotten to write a romance scene in almost a month. I love you so much, and I will do anything for you!"

They kissed passionately for a few more minutes.

"You're a great kisser, Sky. And... umm..."

"Yes, Deadlox? I will do anything I can for you, I promise, because I'm an amazing boyfriend!"

"I feel like this is the perfect time to mention that I'm Enderlox."

Well, yeah, guys, I haven't written romance in a while, but you didn't have to do that for me. But I guess since Sky is so noble and amazing...

In one, Deadlox is the more powerful one, but by his nature as Enderlox, he's not perfect. Sky is weaker, and although he has #powermoves, he can't fight off the squids.

In the second version, Sky is the action hero, complete with nobility and total sexyness. Deadlox takes on the role of adoring fluffbrain. Yeah. How exciting.