Hi, I'm Rhys. 'Nuff said.

List 12 of the Tracy Beaker characters.

1.Elektra

2.Harry

3.Liam

4.Mike

5.Jeff

6.Gina

7.Tracy

8.Sapphire

9.Carmen

10.Johnny

11.Tee

12.Lily

1. Have you ever read a one/three story?

Yes, lots :) BEST. COUPLE. EVER.

2. Is number three hot? How hot?

Yes, he is very, VERY hot.

3. What would happen if nine got six pregnant?

Um... Carmen and Gina? Well, first of all, they’re both girls, and even if it were probable, I think Gina’s husband would have something to say about it...

4. Have you ever read a three/five/nine story?

Well, I’ve read a few Carmen/Liam with Jeff mentioned... but no. And I don’t really support Liam/Carmen.

5. What would happen if twelve died in a hole?

I’d probably ask what roof she jumped off to get there, then start yodeling.

6. Do you recall reading a story about 8?

Yeah, I’ve read a few, but not too many...

7. Do you think it would work out if two and eleven were dating?

Oh.. Tee, pedophilia much? Sorry but Tee/Harry is just... scary. So no, it wouldn’t work out.

8. What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve kissing?

Wow, Harry, didn’t know you had it in for the cougars...;p But Tracy would probably call in Mike, and then Lily would get embarrassed, and go jump off a roof.

9. Make up a summary for a three/ten fic.

Johnny’s in trouble. His Mum’s boyfriend is back, and no-one seems to believe him when he tells them. The danger of going back is looming ever closer, and if time runs out, will he ever see Tee again? And if his Best Friend, Liam decides to believe him, will he be dragged into the mess too? Read on and find out...

10. Five/nine or five/ten?

What if Jeff was actually real? And what if Harry moved, and left Jeff with Carmen? And what would happen, when the giraffe feels rejected and goes evil? Will Carmen ever survive the night?

11. Would two and six make a good couple?

Wow, Harry gets around... ?And no, that’s just... too wrong.

12. Is there anything as 1/8 fluff?

I don't know... And don’t want to...

13. Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Roof dives and Curly hair.

14. What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

Uh... I have absolutely NO idea.

15. If you wrote a one/six/twelve, what would the warning be?

Warning:Swearing and suicide attempts

16. What would be a good pick-up line for ten to use on two?

Hey, Jeff thinks you like me... Aaaah, sooooo awkward!!!!!!!!!!

FIRST PUT YOUR FAVORITE TRACY BEAKER CHARACTERS IN ORDER THEN PLAY AS YOU GO ALONG

1)Elektra

2) Liam

3)Rick

4)Johnny

5)Sapphire

6)Tyler

7)Jody

8)Tee

9)Carmen

10)Lily

1. 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens? (Johnny/Rick/Tee)

Johnny ends up lecturing Tee on table manners, so Rick leaves.

2. 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?(Carmen/Sapphire)

Sapphire would get all b*tchy, thinking Carmen’s trying to say she’s uptight and spazzes out.

3. You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?(Elektra/Tyler)

On the streets with Liam, because they’d both probably pull an evil joke on me, and Liam would protect me.

4. 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in…their reaction?(Liam/Jody/Lily)

Lily tells Elektra, who breaks up with Liam, who spazzes at Jody for coming onto him and Lily for ruining Elektra and his’ relationship. Lily and Jody are then so ashamed that Lily teaches Jody the art of roof jumping, and well... we all know what happens next...

5. 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens? (Rick/Tyler/Tee)

Tee joins Lily and Jody in roof jumping, and Rick and Tyler live on as a happy gay couple with Elektra as their gay rights lawyer... (I do not think they’re gay, it’s just the question...)

6. 4 jumps you in a dark alley. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2, or 7(Johnny/Lily/Liam/Jody)

Probably Liam, as he has more street experience, and knows Johnny’s weak spots.

7. 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what happens?(Elektra)

Liam walks in and they end up fighting with the kitchen knives, having a food fight, and making out on live telly.

8. 1 and 7 are making out and 9 walks in! What happens?(Elektra/Jody/Carmen)

Well, Jody and Elektra would probably end up making Carmen wish she had joined roof jumping due to their endless blackmail. ‘Nuff said.

9. 3 has to marry either 8, 4, or 9. Who do they choose? (Rick/Tee/Johnny/Carmen)

Probably Carmen, as he would be killed by Johnny if he chose Tee, and I don’t think that Rick’s gay...

10. 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2 is release. What is it?(Jody/Liam/Sapphire)

A painting of herself to give to her mother to remember her by...

11. You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you choose? (Elektra/Tyler)

I’d most probably choose Elektra.

12. 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?(Lily/Johnny)

Because he tried to roof jump without her permission.

13. Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?(Rick)

It;s because he’s accidentally been associated with a gang and has been scamming the others. He admits this whilst being interrogated by Liam, and Elektra, been associated with gangs herself, stops the others and her and Liam and Sapphire beat up the evil gang.

14. Everyone is invited to 10 and 2’s wedding except for 8. How do they react? (Lily/Liam/Tee)

Tee knows it’s because Lily’s threatened Liam into it by nearly pushing him off the roof, so she goes to the police to report attempted man slaughter, and then Liam and Elektra end up being found snogging behind the cake so Lily jumps off the roof and the wedding’s cancelled anyway.

15. Why is 6 afraid of 7?(Tyler/Jody)

Because Jody knows that Tyler has a massive crush on Tee...

16. 10 gathers everyone around to tell a fairytale. How does it go?(Lily)

‘Once upon a time, there was a pretty princess named Lily who had to fight a huge, fat, ugly bat named Elektra, so she too-’ Elektra’s already pushed Lily off the roof by now, so there’s no need to continue...

18. 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house? What happens?(Sapphire/Carmen)

Johnny comes and takes Carmen away, snogging, and Sapphire paints a beer bottle whilst singing sexting by blood on the dance floor.

19.1 arrives late for 2 and 10’s wedding. What happens? Why are they late?(Elektra/Liam/Lily)

Elektra is crazy jealous, but finds out Lily’s’s blackmailing Liam, so she go gets a pick axe for their wedding gift, if you know what I mean...

22. 2 try's to get 1 to go to the zoo. what happens?(Liam/Elektra)

She refuses, but goes anyway, and they, being them, get locked in with the snakes all night. Amidst the fighting though, they end up snogging and when they finally get out, Liam offers to take her out sometime...

22. 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save himself or 1(Tyler/Elektra)

He saves himself, as Elektra can escape herself...

Tracy Beaker Returns/Dumping Ground Survey

The first character I fell in love with: Liam.

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Johnny

The character everyone else loves that I don’t: Lily.

The character that I love that everyone hates: Elektra.

The character I used to love but not anymore: Carmen, sadly.

The characters I want to be like: Elektra. ‘Nuff said.

The characters I’d slap: Lily.

A pairing that I'd love: Rick/Elektra, Johnny/Carmen, Liam/Elektra

A pairing that I hate: Liam/OC and Liam/Carmen or basically every liam thing that isn’t Liam/Elektra.

My favourite character: Elektra

My three favourite characters (except from one above):Liam/Rick/Johnny

My three least favourite characters: Lily, Mo and Melissa

Favourite past characters: Liam and Tracy

Character I am most like: Elektra, I’m a tough kind of girl, LOVE the colour blue, and pretty much hate everyone. Oh, and I write poetry...

My favourite guest star: Seth.

My favourite episode: Elektra or Big Brother. (Not because Liam left, but the fact that there was the fact Elektra gave Liam money to go buy and return those pirated films. Were they going to watch it together? No one knows...)

My least favourite episode: Belonging and Chain Reaction- Both centered around Lily.

List your 10 favorite characters in no particular order (The Dumping Ground/TBR)

1. Elektra

2. Liam

3. Rick

4. Frank

5. Johnny

6. Kali

7. Tee

8. Carmen

9. Lily

10. Harry

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

‘GET THE HELL OUT ELEKTRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ *throws stuff at her.*

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

‘Why of course!’ *Dramatic pose.*

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Well hello there, Rick... ;D

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

What are you going to do Frank? Go roof jumping?

5 cooked you dinner?

‘Well thank you Johnny... Is it poisoned?’

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Stuff off, Kali! Don’t you have a little kid to mug?

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family.

Well, related to Tee=Yay! Related to Johnny=There goes that date I was hoping for...

8 got into the hospital somehow?

Carmen what happened?! Did Lily make you jump off a roof? That little $%*&@!

9 made fun of your friends?

Go jump off a roof or something, Lily!

10 ignored you all the time?

Tell him that Jeff wants to talk to me.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Either join in, or kick their @$$&$. Depends what mood she’s in.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Cheers me up whilst we wait for the ambulance to arrive by telling me how much he loves Elektra...

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Probably a guitar or would sing me a song Elektra wrote whilst playing his guitar.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Calls the fire brigade and goes in the house to get me. He’s a total sweetheart...

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

He’d probably be the one who made me do it, along with Elektra of course...

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

I'm about to marry Harry? Not even sure that's legal... But Kali would probably mug all the guests, and steal the rings.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Just be there and have a chat. And probably make me a pillow or something.

You're angry about it afterwords, how does 8 calm you down?

‘Too... much... pink.. Going... to... die...’

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support ?

Sit on the roof of the nearest building, and every time I score, jumps off in support.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Get Jeff to ask what’s so funny.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

LIES. SHE’S LYING, ALL OF YOU! I AM NOT GAY. I REPEAT, ! Sorry for the little mishap there!

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Liam and Lily? ‘Okay mate, what roof did she threaten to push you off?’

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

‘Frank, Frank, Frank. What roof?’

6 appears to be a player, she breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Laugh at Lizanne, her title is gone. All Kali’s. ‘GONE!!!!!!!!!! G.O.N.E!!!!!!!!’ muwahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Sorry, is there something on my face? If she looks at me like that one more time, I swear to god, sweet or not, I’ll punch her. (Haha! Day in the past reference!)

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

Any guy would be lucky to go out with her! They’re just a tad scared of all the pink...

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?

‘Here’s a roof Lily. Jump if you want. I’LL NEVER LOVE YOU!!!!!!’

Would 2 trust 5?

Ummm... I like to see Liam and Johnny as friends with a few differences, so... I’d hope so. -But not with secrets. Only an idiot would share a secret in Elm Tree House.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Jeff head buts Frank, who then starts a play fight with Harry/Jeff because he’s such a sweetheart...

If 6 and 3 made a dish, what would they make?

Kali and Rick? Uh.. Kali would probably just steal the silverwear, and Rick would make pancakes, because he’s awesome.

7 won the lottery?

‘So, Tee... Remember that time when I broke up with Liam so you cheered me up? Yeah, I owe you for that... Why don’t I take that money off of your hands...’

8 had quite a big secret? Carmen?

She'd tell everyone, as she can't even keep her own secrets for long.

9 became a singer?

What would Lily sing? ‘Lily on the roof goes jump, jump, jump. jump, jump, jump. Jump, jump, jump. Lily on the roof goes Jump, jump, jump. All year long...’ *Wheels on the bus tune*

What would 2 think of 1?

Liam has an undeniable crush on Elektra, who, unbeknownst to him, likes him back. -But he’s too afraid of rejection to ask her out...

What would 4 envy about 5?

The fact that Johnny is normal, in a way. That he doesn’t have people constantly looking down on him as if he was dumb. The fact that he has a chance in life...

What dream would 5 have about 6?

A nightmare. A very vivid nightmare.

What do 6 and 7 have in common? \

Both girls, are care-kids, know Elektra... Yeah, that’s all I got.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Carmen ripped her pillow and told her secrets to Johnny? I don’t know?

Where would 8 meet 9?

The roof.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Lily would never tell Harry that roof-jumping is bad.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Harry's scared of Elektra because she's big, loud and scary?

Is 3 Gay?

I should hope not!

5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

Johnny's trapped in a cave? Wow. Harry would try to go in to find him, but gets lost himself... Oh dear...

3 starts a day camp. What happens?

Rick would probably teach them all to play guitar, or make kiddy instruments.

4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

Frank Kali and Tee are doing the Hokey Pokey? Carmen walks in? TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLL!!!!!!!!! Carmen would probably change the music to Miley Cyrus, and start rocking out...

1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

Elektra writes a story where Lily and Harry are going out? Okay... Liam would probably read it, just to see how good it is, then commend her on her awesome writing with a makeout session...

7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Tee makes a pie, probably taste quite nice

8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Johnny and Carmen? Well, some fun times there, eh kids? ;D Oh well, Johnny would probably call for pizza, or they could get Tee to bring them some food.

While they are camping, they run into Barney. What do they do?

Carmen would dazzle him with sparkles, then start an argument that pink is better than purple.