A collection of short stories. Now playing: Dissection. Maddie is desperate to dissect a ghost, and she's realized there's one person she can turn to. Genre: general, Rating: T

"Hey Arnold!" first aired 20 years ago! Here's a poem in commemoration!

After graduation, Helga kidnaps Arnold and marries him without his knowledge or consent. When the boy comes to, he finds himself living a life vastly different from his plans and away from Rhonda, the girl he adores. Can Arnold cope with this new life and discover love in unexpected ways? New update detailing story status. Currently on hiatus.

The story you know from the very beginning, only from a slightly different point of view. What would the world of Danny Phantom be like... from the eyes of a ghost?

Helga and Gerald have never been the best of friends, indeed they have never been on more than barely agreeable terms. But what happens when you add Curly's latest crazy scheme to woo Rhonda? A perfect example of Murphy's Law and lots of humor! Enjoy!

He was Dash Baxter. Football star. King of Casper High. The world was supposed to have been his oyster for at least another decade. So how did he end up in the basement lab of FentonWorks working for the dad of the kid he used to beat up in high school? And how far would he stick his neck out to protect that kid and whatever secret he was hiding from the government? NOT slash.

Memories true, come out of the blue...you know the way, look up...

Incomplete: "You do nothing." Helga whimpered to herself. "You sit and watch, and you, and, you let him go. Cause there's, nothing you can do."

My series of short HA drabbles, all presented in a single anthology for your amusement.

Rated for questionable material: different forms of abuse. Helga Warner is far off from being the bully she once was, but now is the time when she needs it most. And when Arnold comes into the picture, things slowly turn worse? Comments welcome.

I can feel your feet touching mine. If you can't dance, there's someone else in line. Sequal to Ruthless.

The courtship and marriage of Arnold and Helga Shortman. New story added: "Till Death Do Us Part." Enjoy!

Tucker may not have been there when Danny and Sam finally kissed, but he played his part. Companion to His and Hers chapters entitled Kiss. DxS

Trying to find a way to break the ice between himself and someone whom Arnold had discovered he had a yearning for, was a hard thing made doubly hard the day before The Feast of Saint Valentine.

Everyone has moments, little secrets about themselves that they keep hidden, that if revealed, would expose whom they really are. What are these secrets? Random peeks into anyone's life at any time, in any universe. Oneshots will rate from G to R.

“Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.”

He can go with me anywhere I go, because he goes with everything I own. Oneshot.

Flirting with Disaster from Tucker's POV. Companion to His & Hers chapters also entitled "Clueless." Seeing as Tucker is the only one of the 3 of them who ISN'T clueless in FWD, his side of the story was just begging to be told. DxS DxV slight TxV.

At some point after the age of twenty-five I fell in love with it. With all of it. The American desert. Perhaps it was the silence, letting me wrap myself inside of it like a blanket. Like it was telling me that it's okay to mourn a love never realized.

Oneshot. Helga, Arnold, and a bag of imported French candy.

But it's a work of fiction, isn't it? Helga? Weren't you the one to tell me that a true writer has to bleed on their paper? --Second and final chapter added.--

Movie-verse. It's been a few years since Coraline escaped the clutches of the Beldam, and things have returned to what passes for normal. But a new mystery beckons, and Coraline is about to learn that whenever one door closes, another door opens...

As long as he didn't tap it on the side of the desk, I'd be fine. As long as he didn't chew on the cap, I'd be okay. As long as he didn't unscrew the lid and spill purple ink and my secrets all over his Civil War report, I might survive the day. Oneshot

Who ever thought being the 'nice guy' would make me so miserable? Oneshot.

Danny's secret gets revealed… and he gains worldwide media attention! There's a big range of reactions, concerns, and opinions over the super-powered, half-ghost teenager. The Guys in White are dispatched to bring him in, but Danny has disappeared, and everyone has to confront the truth in their own way, including the Ghost Boy himself.

A collection of 100 short stories and drabbles, ranging from gooey to creepy, K through T. See chapter 1 for a list of stories, summaries, genres, and ratings.

I am fairly agile. I can bend and not break. Or I can break and take it with a smile. And I am so resilient. I recover quickly. I'll convince you soon that I am fine.

CHAPTER 18 UP! Helga tries to forget Arnold, but what will happen when circumstances force them together? Contains some strong language and mature themes. Helga/Arnold pairing ON HOLD

It's Halloween and our favorite footballhead and his friends go out at night to explore a mysterious house on a creepy island on the lake. Rated slightly for creepy urban legend in first chapter. Enjoy!

[Second Posting] Helga's heart is getting colder and darker each day Arnold is gone from her life. She wants him to move back to Hillwood, but can she handle it when he does?

Arnold begins to see the real Helga in his dreams and starts to wonder about his arch nemesis. A love story by DarthRoden. Enjoy! Read and Review!

They say power corrupts, but does power have a worse effect on those already corrupted? Oneshot. AU, supernaturalism, femslash.

Dr. Bliss receives a new patient. My sequel to the Hey Arnold! Episode Helga On The Couch. This time, it's Arnold's turn to talk! Enjoy!

[Being reuploaded chapter by chapter: Chapter 16 with new authors notes. DONE! FINISHED!] What happens when a Hey Arnold! fan gets somehow transported to their world? Find out in this epic tale when worlds meet and realities collide.

Arnold is up to his old tricks again, trying to make Lila “like him like him”. But will he actually succeed this time? Will his scheme of operations finally move himself into Lila’s heart? Read and find out! [Part 3 of 3: Complete with DVD commentary!]

At age seventeen, Arnold has the love of Helga, trusted friends, his parents back, and a new sister... so why is he so miserable? I live for reviews.

CHAPTER 8, UP! Sometimes fears and problems make us vulnerables, but fight for yourself, and never give up, no matter what, is a prove that you are really alive. Pairing H&A

A fifth grade story where rivalries are challenged. Helga pulls out all the stops in her quest to deliver Arnold from Lila's spell.

P.S. 118 gets a new student... with an affection for Helga. ANYONE WHO THINKS ARNOLD SHOULD BE POLISHING HELGA'S FREAKIN' SHOES SHOULD READ THIS!