ParanoidSylph
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 04-21-13, id: 4678929, Profile Updated: 04-07-20
Author has written 1 story for Legend of Zelda, and Familiar of Zero.

"If you think I'm tired today, wait until you see me tomorrow." -The Room, Tommy Wiseau

I'm Sylph. I'm a university student, a cosplayer, and apparently I'm writing again so there's some news.

I have a lot of fic ideas and exactly negative time to write any of them, which is part of why I haven't posted anything new or substantial in six years. If you're here because you started reading a new fic of mine, rest assured that of all the concepts in my head, if that's the one that got started and posted that means it's the one that I think I'm most likely to finish. I'll be out of college by summer of 2020 so I can't guarantee regular updates until that lucky day arrives, but I'll do my best to maintain a schedule anyway.

I also want to note that while I do post my fics for everyone else to read, they are still, ultimately, fics I wrote because I wanted to read that sort of story but couldn't find it out in the wild. So while suggestions for the future of a fic are more than welcome, it is very likely I already have the plot in order. I can't always take every single suggestion I get.

Have fun, and happy reading!


Active SYOT Tributes

Aemilius Lewellyn in History Repeats Itself by Author of Ice and Fire


Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

History Repeats Itself by Author of Ice and Fire reviews
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, the Roman Empire fell and never would come another civilisation so great. Until Panem. Following in the footsteps of the Ancient Romans, twenty-four children are stolen from their homes and prepped for gladiatorial combat in an exact replica of the once great city. This is the districts' punishment for the rebellion. This is the 1st Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 65 - Words: 389,157 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 1/13/2015
The Colours of the World by Mai Kusakabe reviews
When Roy Mustang went to retrieve his eyesight from Truth, he wasn't expecting to end up doing a job in exchange. It couldn't even be an easy job, of course, because Edward's assessment of Truth was a pretty accurate one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 130,896 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 2,926 - Follows: 3,482 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 5/16/2016 - Roy M.
Only A Boy by Riddell Lee reviews
AR. Merlin has changed Camelot forever but while that part of his life is complete, destiny has a new task for him. Now he has to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, hide the fact that he's the Merlin, and defeat a Dark Lord that's messing with magic he knows nothing about.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 340,998 - Reviews: 4946 - Favs: 5,139 - Follows: 5,588 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Merlin
The Music of the Ainur by Our Pale Companion reviews
Five-and-a-half millennia after leaving their home galaxy, the crew of the city-sized seeding ship Iluvátar reach their goal - a sunless primordial planet, waiting to be turned into a new homeworld. But Chief Engineer Melkor has his own designs for "Arda Project", and his megalomania threatens to doom them all...
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 152,746 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Fëanor, Manwë, Morgoth, Varda
Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 441,168 - Reviews: 3955 - Favs: 3,428 - Follows: 3,809 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
The Gift That Bonds Us by NinjaRiderWriter reviews
One last time, she only wanted to see her son one last time. Fifteen years since Cloudjumper took her away, Valka returns to Berk to see her son before leaving forever. But the son she left has grown up, and he's taken after her in more ways than one. For Hiccup, his life suddenly changes when he finds a mysterious dragon lady in the woods. Set during HtTYD. AU.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 101,801 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 9/30/2019 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless, Valka, Cloudjumper
Played Like Piano Keys by Kuroshi44 reviews
Hogwarts students Allen Walker and Yuu Kanda are not normal, and tired of pretending otherwise. Certain manipulators need to learn that, unlike chess, real life isn't limited to two major players. Rating is for later content and because I am paranoid.
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,336 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 3/25/2019 - Published: 2/4/2018 - [Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu] Harry P.
The Dance of the Feathers by Storyteller Ann reviews
Bai Yu An is an albino who transfers to XXX University. For some reason, all girls squee at the sight of him, and people seem to think he is some sort of 'prince'...
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 96,577 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/25/2019 - Published: 4/12/2013 - 1/2 Prince/1/2王子 - Complete
A Challenging Hostage by wryter501 reviews
Young Merlin's magic is observed in Ealdor by Queen Annis, and he's offered adoption and the throne. Merlin learns what it means to be a prince and an enemy of Camelot - til the day he's captured by Prince Arthur's border patrol. Uther holds a prisoner with magic that he can't afford to execute, and Arthur meets a rational sorcerer for the first time. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 224,110 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 5/2/2018 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Link Faron: Gryffindor by notproperlykoalified reviews
"While Minerva wasn't usually one to count her chickens before they hatch, she would have bet several galleons that this boy was a Gryffindor." Link, reincarnated Hero of Hyrule, goes to Hogwarts. Story includes fraternizing with the giant squid, bartering for the Marauder's Map, and encounters with an ancient Basilisk. Weekly updates!
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,933 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 10/6/2017 - Published: 6/15/2017 - Link, Luna L.
Happy Anniversary by TyrantChimera reviews
After 200 years, a certain bloodthirsty reploid is back from the dead. But how long will the world remain blissfully ignorant of his presence? Or more importantly, will Omega be able to resist revealing himself? A second chance at life promises untold dilemmas for the God of Destruction! Rated for language, violence, and safety in general.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 196,029 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/30/2016 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Omega Zero - Complete
Internal Ballistics by Aardwolff reviews
"Alex jolted as something slammed into his side and made him stumble back a step. It only took him a split second to realize what happened. Someone had just shot him." Set after Scorpia Rising. Written for the November SpyFest prompt: "Gunpowder, treason, and plot."
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,185 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/29/2016 - Alex R./Cub, Smithers - Complete
The Truth Will Out by TomC reviews
An Alex Rider Adventure. Set after "Scorpia Rising". MI6 has finally agreed to leave Alex alone. Now, his happiness only depends on maintaining the worst-kept secret in the international intelligence community.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,957 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Sabina P.
Ineffable Incantations: a Potter Omens Fic by athousandelegies reviews
Crowley's and Aziraphale's fifth year at Hogwarts is an eventful one, complete with dementors patrolling the grounds, the strains of studying for OWLs, the pangs of secret infatuation, and troubling predictions of impending misfortune.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,019 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/22/2016 - Published: 10/3/2013 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale, Anathema D., Newton P. - Complete
Missed Signals, Lost Lines by Cryptographic DeLurk reviews
During his journey across Kanto, Red starts recording what other people have to say about Green in his new electronic device, the Fame Checker. "A chatty gossip like you… That thing's perfect," Green said, ignoring every truth about their situation in the process. Green/Red. A story about language disorders and social anxiety.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 77,281 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 6/29/2015 - Red, Blue O./Green O. (male), Misty/Kasumi, Mewtwo - Complete
Uncovered Resemblance by Hikary Sanoko reviews
Red has always wondered why everyone in Pallet Town looked at him differently. It isn't until years later that he finds out why and Green insists that it doesn't mean anything. Light Green/Red, one-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/24/2015 - Giovanni/Sakaki, Red, Blue O./Green O. (male) - Complete
The Different Dimensions of Magic by Dingdong250 reviews
The corpses of Link and Zelda tumble out of the Mirror of Erised and are happened upon by Dumbledore. Kept alive by the strange Timeshift stone that appeared with them, the two are welcomed into Hogwarts to investigate their deaths. They pose as transfer students, juggling the task of watching over a few students, and discovering the events that led up to their demise. Year 5
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,486 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 1/6/2015 - [Link, Zelda] Harry P.
Tell Me Please by Umeko reviews
A young elfling wants to know more about her father and brothers but no one is really telling. An AU fic where Feanor leaves behind one of his children in Aman.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,811 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Eärwen, Finarfin, Mahtan, OC - Complete
we're banging our heads against brick walls by hale-and-hearty reviews
(it's a painful way to get his attention.) / comforting is not a word jason would use to describe nico di angelo. / jasico christmas au
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,592 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/15/2015 - [Nico A., Jason G.] - Complete
And Finrod Fell by IreneHolmes reviews
A lament for Findaráto Arafinwion. He does not pass unmourned.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Finrod F. - Complete
Becoming Lífþrasir by Midoriko-sama reviews
People often wondered what kept Hiccup going during those early years. When that single, most-treasured thing is taken from him, there is little left to keep him on Berk. The day Stoick returns, and the day before the best recruit is finally chosen, Hiccup leaves Berk; little knowing that he would one day return under ... strange circumstances. H/A, R/F, rated for violence.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,591 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 4,506 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Stoick - Complete
A Prince? by exaigon reviews
Running from Death Eaters, Harry stumbles across some shocking information and a new MMO RPG game that he can't help but play. Even if his life is in danger...Rewrite is starting on A03 :)
Crossover - Harry Potter & ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 97,632 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Harry P., 1/2 Prince/1/2王子 - Complete
Second Generation by Anonymess reviews
16 year old Min Feng Wen is getting ready to start school at XX University, where his father works. However the day he goes to register for classes, he learns that a popular old game called "Second Life" is being brought back to the public after being banned for over 30 years... (Complete!)
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 66,244 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 4/18/2013 - 1/2 Prince/1/2王子 - Complete
Just a Kiss by FrostInTheWarren reviews
Jack Frost is the world's biggest slut. Everyone knows it. It's funny then, that Jack's actually a three hundred year-old virgin and trying to keep that a secret. Too bad no one told Jack unicorns are hard to hide things from. (Or: Jack's a scared virgin in a world of people who want to molest him, Bunny sticks his foot in his mouth, and unicorns come to the rescue.) Jackrabbit
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,256 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Jack Frost, Bunnymund] - Complete
Dimensional by 60sec400 reviews
SHIELD wasn't sure this boy was a threat. But Robin was pretty darn sure that SHIELD was a threat. Waking up strapped to a medical table was not a sign of friendship. And now that he's escaped, SHIELD will do anything to find him and bring him back. That is, unless Tony Stark has anything to say about it.
Crossover - Young Justice & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,140 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman, Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F. - Complete
Legend of the Dark Knight - Alternate Ending by annaASSASSIN reviews
When Grisia plunged the dagger through his heart he thought that would be the end of it. How very wrong he was.
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,060 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Legend of Sun Knight/吾命騎士 - Complete
LDK- Legend of the Dark Knight! by annaASSASSIN reviews
It's been a week since the twelve holy knights defeated Scarlet, and all that's left is for Sun to say one last goodbye to the undead that fought for him to remain by her side. Afterwards Sun is... Thrust into an alternate dimension! A dimension where he never became Sun knight, but instead became... A Necromancer! What will Sun (Is it Grisia now?) do?
ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,082 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Legend of Sun Knight/吾命騎士 - Complete
The Jewel by Trollmela reviews
Maedhros and Maglor hear rumours about the Arkenstone forcing them to travel to Erebor to see the jewel for themselves. (Set in the Lingering series; directly related to "Spite")
Crossover - Silmarillion & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Maedhros, Maglor, Elrond, Thrór - Complete
Loss and Resolution by ssapphireangel reviews
After the Promised Day, Ed is turned into what he never dreamed of becoming. And when he goes to Hogwarts, it is not to search for the Philosopher's Stone, not to regain his humanity, and not to return to his home. EdWin in the end
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 96,306 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Harry P., Edward E. - Complete
He Chanted a Song by Sauron Gorthaur reviews
An epic battle of power and music takes place between Darkness and Light, a contest between the Lord of Black Sorcery and an elven king of the West. This is the contest of songs of power between Sauron Gorthaur and Finrod Felagund.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Finrod F., Sauron - Complete
Cycles by Artemis Ignitan reviews
Duties of a Satella Police officer include: monitoring and eliminating any threats to the nation, ensuring world peace and safety, and picking up young children after particularly destructive playdates. A series of snippets of the cyclical battles between Rockman and Burai, as observed by a Satella Police officer. Solo/Subaru almost-not-quite friendship story. Almost.
Mega Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,363 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Geo Stelar, Solo - Complete
Penance by Laora reviews
The Gate was opening; the black arms stretched toward him and Pride. Ed knew he had no say in the matter. He would be pulled to this parallel dimension, alternate universe—whatever it was—and Amestris would be left to die. Truth merely grinned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,965 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 2,653 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Complete
Villains by Belphegor reviews
It would've been a quiet night at the Central City Rogues' pub if the Justice League hadn't fired that big laser cannon. But Captain Cold would never forget what happened after Weather Wizard ran in and shouted to turn on the TV. DCAU Rogues, no slash.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 165 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Len S./Captain Cold, Wally W./Flash - Complete
Unfamiliar by Aviusa reviews
The year is 1942 and Myrtle is the laughing stock of Hogwarts. But when a strange new boy randomly appears, all her expectations are about to change. YGO&HP crossover BakuraMyrtle
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 39,712 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Myrtle, Yami Bakura - Complete
To Face the Wolf by Maglor's finch reviews
In the Hogwarts dungeons, Snape finds a mysterious, badly wounded stranger. He appears to be bitten by a werewolf. What happened? Timeframe: Prisoner of Azkaban. Crossover with Tolkien's Silmarillion. Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,497 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Remus L. - Complete
Glorfindel Fair by Antigone Q reviews
Tolkien says that many are the songs that are sung about Glorfindel. How does he feel about this? Mithril Award semifinalist.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Glorfindel, Aragorn - Complete
A Hero's Chance reviews
In the immediate aftermath of his final battle with the Calamity, Link is sucked through a portal into an unfamiliar world. Louise is put out by her new familiar, but endeavors to make the most of the situation. Back in Hyrule, Zelda takes on a quest of her own: she will find her lost knight and bring him back.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,907 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 3/24/2019 - Link, Zelda, Louise