An unlikely pair of Jackie and Eric take a road trip together to California to get away from unwanted drama, and a immature boyfriend. Adventures ensue when Eric and Jackie get to California. Rated Mature for drug use, sex, mature themes and alcohol, but also fun and sweet moments galore. A VERY different take on Season 4 and 5. Not an abandoned story, I swear :-)

"'Yes, I'm all right. I'm more than all right. I've been crazy about him since the day I met him. And now this…this is…" A different take on Thanksgiving. Anna/St. Clair from Anna's POV, AU.

After Clarissa Morgenstern lost herself in drugs, alcohol, and anorexia problems, her parents Jocelyn and Valentine decided to ship her away to the Shadow Institute, a boarding school. Full summary inside. AH/AU Infernal Devices Crossover—A little OOC at

Exactly what it sounds like. AU. A handful of Hunger Games characters living in present-day Boston. Shenanigans ensue. Peeniss. Clato.

Once upon a time... This isn't your average Disney story with magic shells and talking seagulls. This is the story of a homeschool artist and a king of the school. This is the story of a nerdy gamer and a beautiful girl. This is the story of a loud, rainbow boy and a quiet one. This isn't Disney. It's Angel Lake High School. And anything can happen. *Modern day Ariel stories

The Disney classic Beauty and the Beast, with an Infernal Devices twist. The young orphaned prince William Herondale is cursed to be a beast forever unless the beautiful Tessa Gray can fall in love with him before his 18th birthday.

Clockwork Angel in a modern setting: Tessa lives under the guardianship of her older brother Nathaniel. As his drinking and gambling gets worse he takes it out on Tessa, abusing her. After moving to London she makes friends with some unlikely boys. Will becoming apart of their hidden world be her chance at a new life?

For Tessa and Nate, life in London is far from what they had imagined. Essentially homeless and starving, Nate is constantly on the look for work. However when Nate still has not returned after a week Tessa decides to leave the comfort of their temporary shelter to look for him, only to find two boys who are a personification of light and dark. Can Tessa survive a world of shadows?

Tessa needs help, but does she receive it from Jem, or Will? Or both? LEMONCART Tessa/Jem/Will Read and Review, Love the Love.

"James looked at her and she felt like her skin had suddenly caught fire. 'It's got one hundred percent, absolutely nothing to do with your essay.'": Featuring professor!James, student!Lily, and both parties' abandonment of better judgment. L/J. AU smut edition.

Tessa has recently been accepted into the world famous Institute Prep School in London. She is slated to spend the next three years in London, and finds that life at Institute can be a little hectic.

Jackie's cousin is coming to town and Jackie needs to get a few things before she can be ready to see her. Drinks, food, and... a husband. FINALLY UPDATED 2015! Trying to find out if there is still an audience who still wants the story to continue.

Using a portal to escape from a demon attack in NYC Clary and her friends stumble into the dining room of the London Institute in the year 1878. How will the shadow hunters of the past react to the wild ways of these teens from the future? Was their entrance into the past purely accidental? And will they even have a past to go back to? Adopted from SarahHeartsCatz

Cecil Palmer is a patient in a mental institution, living in a world in his mind that he calls "Night Vale". Carlos is the new psychiatrist that Cecil falls in love with.

Unrelated drabbles and one-shots primarily focussed on Tessa, Jem, and Will. 14. Who doesn't enjoy the occasional Olympics AU?

It's been six years since the Dark War. And the Shadow World is still healing from its dark past, especially from the faeries. Emma Carstairs, with her parabatai Julian Blackthorn and the rest of the Los Angeles Institute team up to investigate a series of Downworlder murders in return for Mark Blackthorn. What would they have to do to stop it? What choices will they have to make?

Lily and James's story, told entirely through scribbled notes and letters.

Filing for divorce, Jace and Clary resort to Herondale Divorce Firm, where they are forced to reminisce over past memories and to face what really caused their breakup. Rating may later change.

Will is a lonely soul, while Tessa spends all of her times waiting for someone to show up who most likely never will. Together the build a friendship out of their troubles, and possibly a romance. *ALL HUMAN*

Will asks Tessa to be his five minute girlfriend to avoid his ex, from there they set out on an adventure.

What if Tessa hadn't been rescued by Will from the Dark House, but instead months later, the lifeless bride of the Magister? How does she suffice in the hands of the merciless Enclave, who have her constantly watched by their own, none of whom Tessa trusts. Can the kind London Institute Shadowhunters save her from her own darkening mind, or is it already too late?

Tessa Gray has just moved to London to attend a prestigious boarding school. She has no idea what to expect there and wants to go home… that is until she meets William Herondale, who she gets to know and discovers he is just right for her. The problem is, he has a serious girlfriend. But, after spending a year together, will Will finally see the truth?

Tessa Gray is a beautiful intelligent young woman, a member of one of the wealthiest families in London. She meets Will Herondale,a charming, mysterious man at one of her family's parties. But he's not what he seems to be. He is being forced by a man named Axel Mortmain to kidnap Tessa and hold her for ransom...but instead Will turns the tables and becomes her savior. All human! :D

Dean walked out the café and slipped into the Impala much more awake than when he entered. His arousal came in part from perturbation about this strange shope and the blue-eyed barista, but also from how keenly aware he was of how tight his jeans were at the hips. One of Dean's simple rules of life: do not acknowledge male inspired boners. Destiel, Café AU. Weekly Updates: Wed/Thr

The MI gang tries a Portal to a Clave meeting in London but end up in 1878 after a Magnus style mistake. The MI and ID gangs meet up and have to deal with Mortmain and meeting their distant family members. MI tries to get back to their time. Can the world take the combined sarcasm of Jace and Will? Better than it sounds I promise! Pairings are the same as the books

:AU: 1866 and Clary is promised to marry a daring young Shadowhunter whom she's never met. What will happen when she finally meets her husband-to-be and realizes that he's nothing like she expected? –Clace-

Will Herondale is in the military having to leave his wife and children behind, but they send letters to make sure everything is okay. I know the summary sucks but it's better than it sounds.

Tessa is sent to boarding school in London, where she meets Clary, her artist roommate with the atomic bomb of boyfriends Jace Herondale, along with his cousin, Will. But how can Tessa adapt to London life when she misses New York so badly? And what will she do when best friends Jem and Will both seem to like her? IM SORRY NO LONGER BEING CONTINUED ):

William Herondale is the prince of Idris. His parents want him to marry someone he absolutely hates against his own will. Will escapes from the life he had known for freedom, only to find himself lost and abandoned. Unexpectedly, he is soon under the care of a commoner, Tessa Gray. Could she show him a new side of life? Could this girl change everything that Will had ever known?

Jem followed Will more than once. Night after night, he would walk with Will, a silent companion in the dark. Then came the last time; when Will stopped walking, and Jem could not remain silent any longer.

The ball was a reconnoissance mission to collect information, nothing more. But the way she looked in Jessamine's dress, the white bringing out her deep gray eyes even behind the gold mask she wore made me wish, that more than anything, that she might understand. But she couldn't. After all, how can you tell someone that you love them if the price of loving you was death? R&R!

This is a one shot which will explore what might have happened between Grace Blackthorn and James Herondale, which in turn to led to the events of The Midnight Heir. This might contain spoilers for The Midnight Heir and some material might not be suitable for younger readers. Please read and enjoy.

Clary's life is far from perfect. She's the school bully's favorite victim, she threw up on the hottest guy on campus, and, on top of everything, her mom is dating her English teacher. So in comparison, a lead in a class play doesn't seem like the end of the world, does it? Not when the play is Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, and Romeo happens to be the very guy she threw up on!

William Herondale has been forced into two arranged marriages before, but both of them were broken off before he could 'tie the knot' once and for all, but will a young and pretty American 'gem' change all of this? Read and find out! All human!

During a sparring session, Gabriel admits feelings for Tessa which forces Will to admit his.

The things Will could never tell Tessa.

"We have all been scientists, at one point or another in our lives." Carlos doesn't understand why those words keep haunting him.

Twenty-five years have passed since Benedict Lightwood's murder, and Tatiana Blackthorn is still angry about this. She believes that the only way to repay is through dangerous revenge. Will and Tessa thought they were safe after Mortmain, but a new enemy has risen to threaten their children and their friends. And none of them know what horrors are about to be unleashed.

Tessa has been alone for centuries. But now that she's in New York in modern day, she gets the shock of her long life when she sees her long dead husband, Will, on the street. Wessa.

What did Will think during his conversation with Tessa in the drawing room after the training?

Jem and Tessa's engagement is a serious issue, and the only way for the two to get married is to prove that Tessa isn't a warlock. So someone is sent to search her for a mark again...and guess what handsome blue eyed Shadowhunter gets to do it? Plot more elaborate than it sounds...lots of conflict, romance, and heartbreak. Still fantastic! Please read & review! Chapter 11 is now up

Will breaks up with Tessa, so she goes back to New York for the winter break. When she gets back to London to start the New Year, all of the feelings come rushing back and she can't help but still feel helplessly in love with him. The only question at hand is, does he still love her? Disclaimer: I do not own the Infernal Devices Characters or the song 'Better in Time'.

Tessa was the new girl - who had to learn social ranks fast. At the bottom, there dwell the geeks and the nerds. The middle class men. The populars. And at the top... The Shadowhunters. Gideon Lightwood. Gabriel Lightwood. James Carstairs and... William Herondale. And Tessa absolutely detested them. What do you do when your worst enemy becomes interested in taunting you?

The Herondale family was one of the richest in England, and if his daughter was luckily enough to even get a chance at marring William, then it was sure that he would do everything in his power to make that possible. But it was clear that he had other intentions; "I'm sorry to disappoint the two of you, but I have no wish to marry Miss Gray. Neither will I ever."

March, 1879. There's a church to be at in Idris, a baby, some kidnapper demons, some Lightwood relatives, training, some scratches, some Silent Brothers, and, of course, the infamous Magnus Bane coming to stay, all in the week of Sophie and Gideon's wedding.

Modern-day AU - When Katniss gets her pizza delivered by a boy with bright blue eyes and blonde hair, she can't stop the blush spreading across her cheeks.

Lucie Herondale has always spent her life in the Institute, but the locked bedroom in the residential wing has made her wonder what's hiding behind that door. Finally, her parents decide that their children are ready for the truth about the locked room in their home and the bitter girl who resided there, and who they will never be able to forget. One-shot

It's Tessa's fiftieth birthday and she should be celebrating. But a horrible realization from James Herondale causes the day to be a terrifying reminder. Clockwork Princess Spoilers

What if one day, when being attacked by demons in the park, the gang accidentally portaled to London, 1878, and landed in the dining room of the Institute? What adventures await them? Who will Tessa choose? Sweet, loveable Jem? Or sexy, dangerous Will?

Clary Fray and Jace Wayland hated each other at first sight. It seems like he lives to make her life miserable. But when Jace is attacked and the police start to suspect Clary of being responsible (despite the fact that she played a part in saving his life), it becomes necessary to find the real culprit, and impossible for them to hate each other any longer.

When an emergency meeting is called, Tessa, Charlotte, and the Shadowhunters of the institute go to wake Will and Jem. However, when they reach Will's bedroom, they hear some... interesting things going on inside. What are Will and Jem doing this time? (not slash)

Victorian London, 1878, and the Shadowhunters are recovering from their ghastly attack with Mortmain & his automatons. Thankfully, he's dead & so are his creations. The London Institute is at peace once again. Or so they think. Upon an outing, Tessa and Cecily come across some rather unexpected visitors. AU

A life-consuming fire connects Jackie and Eric in unforeseen ways, but it also creates a wall between them. Eight years later, Jackie ends up on Eric's doorstep, but will her arrival heal their wounds or deepen them?

Clara comes up with the best plans. That's why she's the boss. (Set during The Crimson Horror)

Tessa thinks back to the love of her life, knowing he is never coming back... that is, until Magnus Bane tells her a little secret.

The 11th Doctor goes to visit an old friend of his in the hospital, and ends up seeing said friend's granddaughter: Donna Noble.

She writes him a letter he will never read, because she needs someone to talk to before the end.

Will had no idea what he was doing here in front of Tessa's door nor did he know why he didn't felt like sleeping. Maybe it was because of the fact that he was nervous if the girl he loved would like or hate the gift he got for her; or maybe, ducks were invading his dreams once again. Maybe he just wanted to hear her voice.

Clara and the Doctor play truth or dare; clara/eleven one-shot; "Do you trust me?" Clara blinked in surprise but answered immediately. "Yes…?" The Doctor cracked a smile slowly, taking her hands. "Then I dare you to close your eyes."

One stormy night, two hearts beat the same after a nightmare that leaves Jem wanting to be closer to Will than they ever have been. Lemony fresh scent inside! M/M. Jem x Will. Oneshot for now, maybe grow into a story. Enjoy!

Will Herondale stands by the river in the land of the dead, and waits. Drabble. Inspired by the amazing artwork of Cassandra Jean.

AU: Katniss' life if the Hunger Games never existed. Katniss is in High-school having a pretty normal life. When Gale leaves the district, Katniss gets new neighbors, the Mellarks.

'It's just a coincidence,' she told herself. 'A coincidence. That can't be him.' But she'd recognize that man anywhere, and unbidden, the memory of Jem's beliefs came back to her: the world was like a wheel. (Tessa meets Will again. Oneshot.)

Will was a stubborn, ridiculous human being. Otherwise known as "The Five Times Will Herondale summoned Brother Zachariah and the One Time Jem Carstairs called on William Herondale".

I haven't seen anyone do this yet, so I took it upon myself to give my interpretation of what happened between Will and Tessa in the cave after Will arived to rescue her. Of course there will be lemons, duh; however, not VULGAR! Yuck. SPOILERS and what not. Enjoy. :-)

A drabble in which Will tells Tessa a story. I hope you enjoy it.

The characters of The Hunger Games trilogy are all drawn to this new sensation called Facebook.

AU. A version of how Lily Evans and James Potter would have met if they were only two university students in a world where magic and Hogwarts didn't exist.

Mortmain has made a deal with a demon. In exchange for setting it free, the demon will destroy all Shadowhunters. But it requires a sacrifice...and who else but Tessa Gray? Mortmain steals her from the Institute, leaving a clockwork Tessa in her place. But Will knows something isn't right. He knows he must find the truth...for Tessa's life may depend on it.

AU. Edwardian. Lily Evans is a spirited young woman whose arranged marriage and domineering family has left her despairing. James Potter has never met her, but he's about to change her life.

"I'll never let go. I promise you." The movie Titanic retold with our beloved Infernal Devices characters. Click to read more!

The Evolution of Mara Dyer in Noah's POV

A ficlet inspired by "The Last Time" by Taylor Swift ft. Gary Lightbody, written before I read CP2.

Will questions Tessa's intention of marrying Jem.

A drabble in which Tessa plays the piano and her memories post-CP2.

Wherein Tessa is drunk the night before her wedding, for cantstopbabbling on Tumblr. Written before I read CP2.

Wherein Will hushes Tessa's irritation with more than a kiss.

Wherein Will is summoned when Tessa has cold feet, written before I read CP2.

Wherein Will creates a Tessa, written before I read CP2.

Wherein Will takes Tessa on a new invention, for princelyhumor on Tumblr.

Wherein Tessa learns why Will hates ducks, for mrsheronsdale on Tumblr.

Wherein Will tries cotton candy for the first time, for princelyhumor on Tumblr.

Wherein Will wants Tessa to smile.

Wherein Tessa mends Will's wounds.

Wherein Tessa spins.

It's those five words that start to crack the ice around his hearts. "It's smaller on the outside..."

Tessa is about to attend her first Christmas party at the Institute. She doesn't know what to expect. Will it be the time of her life, or will it not be what she expects? Contains some Clockwork Prince spoilers. One-shot. Enjoy! R&R

AU. Peeta and Katniss and the American Civil War.

Peeta's daily journal of his somewhat creepy relationship with Katniss.

A series of instances in which Lily Evans said yes to James Potter. L/J. One-shot.

Dean and Cas are two world renowned serial killers, and begin a game of cat and mouse, leaving each other messages in their victims, winking/waving at each other on security cameras. Eventually, it's going to come to a head when they both pick the same victim; Sam Winchester. Inspired by a post from therangerofthenorth on tumblr.

Ahmed Adoodie and Joy Kil found a list of '20 Things You're Not Allowed To Do In The Arena'. And, of course, they decided to do everything written on that list.

The characters of the Hunger Games play Truth or Dare.

Clary never considered herself crazy. But when she finally gets shipped off to an asylum, full of psychos who want to kill her, Clary needs to learn how to survive, and how to avoid the gorgeous, yet insane, pyro. M for some violence and language. OOC&AU

Continuing from Clockwork Prince. Mortmain is getting impatient, and wants Tessa - now. While Tessa tries to choose between Jem and Will, best friends and opposites, she also has to find out what she is, who her real parents are, and why she's wanted.

Annie writes letters to Finnick after his death. One-shot.

Katniss and Prim watch 'Dora the Explorer', which makes Katniss realize that there are indeed worse things than The Hunger Games. An extremely stupid one-shot.

Mature one shot. "We'll leave these on, yeah?" he told her, voice husky as he kissed the lace decorating her right thigh.

You remember that bloody handkerchief covered in Will's blood that Tessa stuck in her sleeve? Yeah, that one. It's about to come in handy when Tessa decides to finally figure out what makes Will act so coldly.

Drabbles. Two for every letter of the alphabet, in fact. Characters vary. Each drabble less than 500 words. T because it might eventually earn it and because I am very much paranoid. *Spoiler free*

William Herondale was the first man she loved and he would be until the very end of time. He was her first and her last. Sort of a "Dirty Sexy Library Scene" for Will and Tess.

Oceans are treacherous, and these waves crash red on the shore. They will ride out the storm together. Post-canon AU. Alec/Clary

Eric comes back from Africa with a set of expectations and finds his world is not what he thought. His friends have changed in ways he didn't plan and does he even fit in this Point Place world anymore? An old friend help ease the transition. AU/Non-Canon

Tessa, Will, and Jem travel to NY to meet with the NY institute. Turns out Tessa has a friend there. Cue jealous Will. Plot thickens, but I don't want to have any spoilers. :D OC

Magnus and Tessa's conversation from City of Glass.

How I think Will should've confessed his love for Tessa. Contains no spoilers for Clockwork Prince

A Christmas story with some fluff. It is Will/Tessa because that is how I wanted it to be. Enjoy! Sucky summary but... oh well. I am planning on just keeping this a one-shot.

he needed a way to make sure she didn't forget about him in New York.

After realizing Jace has never celebrated Christmas before, Clary takes it upon herself to give him the full experience. Even if it means listening to him make Santa into a pedophile, and Frosty the Snowman into a pothead. Christmas oneshot.

Will takes a moment to reflect on what he has lost - he is William Herondale, and she is his only weakness. Oneshot. Tessa/Will. Post-CP.

Things are never black and white. Things are very much shades of gray.

What if Tessa decided to leave the Institute after what Will said to her at the end of Clockwork Angel. Would he follow her? And would there be time travel involved to M.I. time ? Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, Will, Hell hath no fury. Post CA. HIATUS.

Working at a coffee shop proves more complicated than it seems.

A brief glimpse into Will's POV during some of my favourite moments in Clockwork Angel. It's Will, so it will be mature themed. Not a complete retelling, I will jump from one favourite scene to the next unapologetically! SORRY, NO LONGER BEING CONTINUED.

Oneshot. They met on an abandoned bridge. Him, lonely and depressed. Her, bruised and desperate. Both are scarred and alone. Until they see each other, for the first time. AU/lang/lem/themes.

The shadowhunters have some strange traditions, but this one tops them all. Tessa, Will and Jem team up to fight against Henry, Charlotte, and Jessamine in a massive snowball fight, nephilim style.

A collaboration of common happenings in L/J Fanfiction! You will recognize many of these events if you are a fan. PARODY! Written for humor purposes. R&R and let in on things that I may have missed! M for language and some sexual themes.

Tessa looses her memory in an unexpected attack of the Clockwork creatures. Unable to remember anyone, even herself, she is stuck in the cross fire of the Enclave and her family at the London Institute.

"I think," he whispered, lips lightly touching her ear, "I might be starting to grow fond of coincidences." Tessa and Will have a little debate, but it doesn't turn out how they quite expected it to. Oneshot. Tessa/Will.

It has been two weeks since Tessa and Will have talked, but a ball might be just the thing to make Will realize that his feelings for Tessa aren't something he can easily dismiss.

ONE-SHOT. Smut. Lily seeks James out after a Quidditch match.

Drabble. Yet another scene of James Potter amusing his young son.

AU/AH/OOC. Every time he kissed her, she slapped him. Simon has loved Isabelle since kindergarden, and she returned the feelings. But with her history with men, she's unwilling to let herself love anybody, including Simon.

Jessamine insists on going dress shopping. Who better to bring along than Will and Tessa? Sometimes, Jessamine is too oblivious for her own good.

As the title implies, here you will find various Will x Tessa WIPs. Uploads should be frequent, just until I've managed to flesh out their respective story-lines. Let me know what'cha think!

Because even when the world is crashing down, she'll always have him by her side. Oneshot. Tessa/Will

Will comes to terms with the fact that maybe he's a little jealous, and sets out to stake a claim of sorts. Possible WIP. Feedback much appreciated.

I read City of Fallen Angels so you won't have to! Join me on a wild adventure through love, lust, betrayal, robots, lederhosen, and extensive angst. Warning: Spoilers and heavy sarcasm ahead!

"Mister Potter!" A sharp voice rang out, Lily's face heating up as James casually removed his lips from her neck, "What do you think you're doing to Miss Evans?" "Ravishing her, of course." JPLE One-Shot.

Money rules the world...and the Marauders have most of it. The four boys rule the school, terrorizing anyone who offends them. So what happens when Lily, the scholarship student, fights back? And when James focuses all of his attention on her?

"If Will wasn't as adept and skilful a liar as he was, he would probably be dead by now." Welcome to the longest One-Shot in the history of the world ever! A songfic to 'Won't Say It'- yes, the one from Disney's Hercules. Contains legit CP teasers...

The rules were simple. Provoke each other. Scream at each other. Snog each other. Do this as frequently as possible, but don't ever, ever kiss and tell.

Texting is so ovrr8d. OOC/All Human/T for language and some content.

Oneshot. Tessa is hurt by Will's behaviour. Late at night, her feelings boil over. What happens when Will finds her crying in the moonlight? He himself is waging an inner war. Can he overcome his extreme fear of commitment? Or is all lost?

ONE SHOT. Will's POV. There was something dark in him.

"You knew this was coming. I told you," I said, slowly stepping backwards toward the door."I didn't think you were serious!" Charlotte gasped, standing abruptly from her chair. I shrug. "Goodbye" I whisper. She left. "Hello again." I smile rougishly at them. Now she's back.

In the midst of a dance hosted by Benedict Lightwood, Tessa finds the perfect opportunity to speak to Will about all the obstacles keeping them apart. ONE SHOT. Will/Tessa.

he found he could quite easily imagine doing that every night for a very long time.

"I'm sorry. Will had never uttered the words but he found himself close in the two weeks that had elapsed since he had last spoken to Tessa." A brief encounter between Tessa and Will after their disastrous conversation on the Institute rooftop. ONE SHOT.

An encounter between Tessa and Will in the Institute's library.

One-Shot: Clary thinks she's home alone and that the others have gone out but that's not the case. Isabelle surprises Clary with a treat that might changes things forever. A Lemon if I've ever seen one, and a bit AU. M for Mature and I mean it.

A celestial event happens while the gang is watching a tape of Star Wars but only Jackie and Eric witness it. Exposure to The Event causes the pair to develop a strange kind of telepathy that allows them to persuade the way someone thinks and more…

Set three years after Eric returned from his Africa experience: Jackie disappeared - the group fell into disarray. What happened to them and why haven't the friends reached out for each other like they used to? Rated T for language and maybe some smut

1990 and Eric is a celebrated photojournalist. His friends had moved on-some happy - some not. Eric wants to find a place to call his own. A real estate agent is determined to find him a home and a love life to go with it. What could possibly go wrong

Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.

A continuation of Rock Steady... Clary and Jace continue to develop their relationship, but when a new Shadowhunter enters the picture, things become complicated. Post COG, before COFA.

Sam and Dean showed Castiel what slash fiction was. This was a mistake. Especially when Chuck publishes the Supernatural books that Castiel happens to be in, allowing fangirls to make a new slash pairing. Crack.

James finally sucumbs to Lily's sex appeal under the steam of the shower. Warnining it's hot. x

Isabelle needs Simon to distract her, so he obliges. Short one-shot set in City of Glass.

At a ball in the Glass City, Jace and Clary dance around their feelings.

LJ. Yes, this is another broom-cupboard fic to add to the long list...but this one is, for variety's sake, divided into short, disjointed chapters to capture that admittedly long evening in the cupboard. M for excessive and foul language. R&R?

Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody. Seventh year fic.

James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.