Hello. I am Anonymous, but most call me A, yet others call Anne. I wish not to reveal much about myself, so I shall not tell you much.

I am 17 years of age.

My gender is female.

My favorite color is orange.

I like many things, such as blood, apocalypse, and anime... and my annoying sister.

I dislike many other things such as bad grammar, bad people, bad demons... and my annoying sister who is uber sexy and way cooler than me T_T Damn sister...

My goal, to rid this world of the demon scum that hide in the darkest of shadows.

A list of shows and movies that I enjoy

(Ones with stars beside are ones I am writing about and shall soon publish, eh, more like soonish...)

ANIME

Bleach*

Blue Exorcist*

Deadman Wonderland

D. Gray-man

Naruto

T.V. SHOWS

Falling Skies

Supernatural

The Gates

CARTOONS

Adventure Time

Danny Phantom*

Generator Rex

Secret Saturdays

MOVIES

Paranorman

The Shining

Bleach movies 1-4

Naruto movies 1-8

The Alien series

Warm Bodies

Beautiful Creatures

And A in! Moshi moshi! Names Andrea desu! My sis owns this account, and since my mum wont let me make my own, I share my sisters. I don't write as much as my sister, I just read a bunch and draw the pics that go with the stories. I even made the avatar over there. Cool right! Well, sis is fighting demons so she might need my help. To oblivion and higher! (Fly into the sunset)

A out!

Anonymous: Sister, did you really just fly into the sunset?

Andrea: Of course I did desu! All super sexysexy hero's fly into the sunset!

Anonymous: You are.. strange sister... wait, are you implying that since I am a hero and do not fly into sunsets, I am not sexy?

Andrea: Of course your sexy nee-chan! Just not sexysexy like me and neko-nee.

Anonymous: ...Only you...

Andrea: And neko-nee!

Anonymous: T_T

Andrea: Dont make a face like that! It'll stick.

Anonymous: ...Anyway, I deeply apologize for skipping the month of January in my oneshot promise. I have been very busy with academics, the new semester being extremely stressing. I will most definitely post February's oneshot before the end of the month, and if I should not, may Kami strike my sister-of-soul down.

Andrea: OI! Why do I get struck down?! You messed it up! And why are you even writing this? You haven't posted any stories yet so one is gonna read this thing!

Anonymous: I've posted one now.

Andrea: No you haven't.

Anonymous: When people read this, I will have posted one or more, so yes, I have.

Andrea: T_T

Anonymous: You should not make that face sister. It takes much skill to use, and can be dangerous if done wrong.

Andrea: T_T

Anonymous: ...

Andrea: T_T

Anonymous: ...Your face is stuck isn't it?

Andrea: T_T...

Anonymous: Goodbye for now and enjoy whichever season you are experiencing. A out.

Andrea: T_T... -t

5/18/13

Anonymous: (sits at her writing desk with her head down) ...I'm a failure... ;_;

Andrea: Yep.

Anonymous: I'm a no good, talentless author who can't write herself out of a paper bag.

Andrea: I don't know how that makes sense but, definitly.

Anonymous: ...Sister, please do not try and comfort me with such words.

Andrea: I'm not comforting you, I'm agreeing with you. You are a no good, talentless author. You are a failure. You said to all of your non existent readers-

Anonymous: They do exist.

Andrea: No they don't.

Anonymous: Yes they do.

Andrea: No. They don't.

Anonymous: Yes. They do.

Andrea: They don't

Anonymous: They do.

Andrea: Don't.

Anonymous: Do

Andrea: Don't.

Anonymous: They do! It's because that the only-

Andrea: FINE. You said to all of your readers that do exist, due to some weird- ass time vortex trans dimensional space warp crap, that you were going to publish a series of one shots with varying themes depending on the month, but instead, you sat on your ass and did- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SWORD?!

Anonymous: (holding a short sword in both her hands, her arms raised as if about to plunge the blade deep into her gut) I have disgraced fanfiction with my failure to author my one shot collection. In order to regain my honor, I must-

Andrea: Capture the Avatar?

Anonymous: T_T ...No... I must commit senpuku.

Andrea: ARE YOU F*KING INSANE?! Don't freaking kill your self you stupid sister!

Anonymous: T_T Then what the hell am I supposed to do?

Andrea: How the hell should I know? (Anonymous raised the blade, getting ready to impale her gut in ceremonial suicide, the metal shining dangerously in the sun)

Andrea: WAIT! Wait! Uh... um.. well you could... uh... publish something else?

Anonymous: (Drops the sword with a deafening clang. She looks into the distance, a sunset magically appearing in front of her) Of course! Write another story! My adoring readers would die if I commit senpuku!

Andrea: =_= Adoring readers?...

Anonymous: Yes! Now come my dear sister- of -soul. We have writing to do! (drags Andrea into the sunset by her arm) A out!

Andrea: A ou-ouch! Stop pulling me!

Anonymous: Sister, quit your incessant whining. A out. Again. T_T

Andrea: (pouts) I don't whine meanie sister. A out.

5/19/13

Anonymous: I DID IT! A STORY HAS BEEN WRITTEN AND PUBLISHED! (confetti cannons go off and multicolored balloons fall from the sky)

Andrea: Death Defiance has been published with the first chapter being 3000 words!

Anonymous: I have regained my honor by publishing this story. All is well. So, since I've published my first story, I can start the story corner. (Banner that says 'THE STORY CORNER' falls from the sky with glitter and more confetti)

5/3/15

Anonymous: So, new story! Blue Bloods, our most popular one yet! I'd like to ask that we all ignore the horrible mess that is Death Defiance and focus on this one and the ones to come. Thank you.

Andrea: It's like OVER 16000 words or whatever! Now enjoy these awesome character info bits! WHOO!

THE STORY CORNER (UPDATED)

Blue Bloods

Characters:

Name- Cyrus

Favorite food- strawberry short cake

Favorite color- brown

Blood type- ?

Race- demon; kin of earth

Likes- sweets, deserts, napping, hanging out with his friends and human eyeballs (to collect)

Dislikes- work, his mother, and needless violence

Quote(s)- "Exorcists killing demons. Demons killing exorcists. It's all too much trouble for nothing. Why can't we just get along so I can take a damn nap already!"

"Are you gonna finish that?"

Name- Aglaecia Gremmy

Favorite food- sashimi

Favorite color- lavender

Blood type- ?

Race- demon; kin of fire

Likes- spying, pranks, teasing Rin, drawing, and hanging out with her friends

Dislikes- being underestimated, her mother, her brother, owners of bakeries, exorcists, and mice

Quote(s)- "So what I want to be the 'king of Fire' when I grow up? Who says I can't?"

"Fuck exorcists. All they are are a bunch of pussy murderers hiding behind that flimsy excuse 'in the name of God'. At least we admit to our sins instead of pinning them on someone else like they do."

9/17/13

Anonymous: Greetings anyone who reads this-

Andrea: Which is no one.

Anonymous: (whacks Andrea upside the head) Shut up. As I was saying, greetings to my wonderful readers who are reading this new update to my profile. I am here to announce the coming of two new stories. One of them will be up as soon as I'm done writing this, while the other is still in process, but should be finished soon.

Andrea: If you get off your lazy butt and work on it.

Anonymous: T_T Are you one to talk Miss Cheese Doodle? (looks at Andrea who is lounging on the couch eating Cheese doodles and watching Spiderman for the third time) You've been laying there for like a week eating junk and watching anything with spiderman in the title.

Andrea: Don't diss on spidey! He's freaking awesome! (Looks at the TV screen) NO SPIDERMAN! ITS A TRAP! (Throws up cheese doodles and let them fall over the room and Anonymous)

Anonymous: ...Whatever. So, the story that is going to be posted today is a Danny Phantom fiction, and is a response to a challenge posted by princessbinas called 'Baby Accidents'. So, the story's going to be following her awesome challenge and is also inspired by the story she wrote for her challenge. It's super funny and a great read. But yeah, the story name is going to be "Kindergarten Blues". More details about it will be posted in the story corner at a later date.

Andrea: Yeah, it's like midnight right now. I'm tiiiired.

Anonymous: (Weakly hits Andrea on the back of her head) Shut *yawn* up. I've got to finish writing this. So the other story that's coming soon has no title yet, and is being co written of all things.

Andrea: About a month ago, sis and I got a PM from dinoman who after reading Defiance, wanted to co write a story with us.

Anonymous: He already had a story idea- one which we will not be telling in order to make it a surprise- and so for the past month we have been typing back and forward, writing out the skeleton of the fanfic.

Andrea: So... Who's ready for some SPOILERS!!!! (whips out the confetti cannon 3000 and covers the authors lounge in multi colored strips of paper) And to speak that spoiler is Gary Stevens! Gary here is the dear middle child of our chucked up family!

Gary Stevens: Chucked up?...

Anonymous: T_T ...He is our brother and our story editor. He takes care of all of the grammar and spelling stuff that he can find, also, he is the creator of most of the oc's in Defiance. We are trying to get little sis to draw some of the oc's, but she's being kind of...

Andrea: NO OTTO! THAT FUSION GENERATOR ISN'T GONNA WORK!

Anonymous: ...So we will just have to wait on that. But for now, Gary- nii is going to give you some spoilers for the story my sister, dinoman, and I are working on.

Gary Stevens: Ok, so its a bleach fiction. It's AU. There's some IchiRuki action. That's all I can say. Um... Hey Anonymous?

Anonymous: Yeah.

Gary Stevens: (Looks at Andrea and then at Anonymous) Do you know where little sis keeps her cookie dough stash? I've been craving for some raw.

Anonymous: T_T Raw...

Gary Stevens: It's what all the kids are callin' it.

Anonymous: T_T It's in the third drawer of the fridge behind the Zucchini and the butter lettuce.

Gary Stevens: Thanks! (Gary Stevens walks up to the fridge and grabs the cookie dough. He opens the lid)

Andrea: WHO DONE TOUCHED MY COOKIE DOUGH?!

Gary Stevens: Aw ship.

Andrea: Damn you, traitorous cookie dough stealing brother! (Andrea gets a sword out of nowhere and Chases Gary Stevens around the authors lounge)

Gary Stevens: Crazy sister!

Anonymous: T_T ...Ooh, venom. (sits on the couch and watches spiderman 3) Venom is so bad ass.

Andrea: DIE TRAITOR! A out.

Gary Stevens: I just want me some cookie dough! GS out.

Anonymous: Man, I wish Peter wasn't such a tool with the black suit on. A out.