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Joined Dec 18, 2012, id: 4423448, Profile Updated: Feb 19, 2020
Author has written 9 stories for Hellsing, Dragon Ball Z, Fighting Spirit, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Shining, American Dad, Misc. Movies, Powerpuff Girls, and Twilight.

Language: English

Favorite Music:Tool, Primus, Nirvana, Radiohead.

Interests. Humor, Disturbing Cinema, Invader Zim, Grunge Music/Musicians, Drawing, Writing, Comics/Manga, and Cartoons/Anime.

I'm here, I'm NOT queer, get used to it!

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I'm (not) sorry for my incompetence

And I think I'm a genius

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Alucard's Bride by BlackHeartedCrow reviews
He's waited so long, waited for her to return to him. War and death has torn them apart and she's with him once again. His love, his life, his bride however there's only one problem... she can't remember him.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,727 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 267 - Updated: Aug 6, 2018 - Published: Jan 21, 2012 - Alucard, OC
Ciudat Atragerea by Jubalii reviews
Theirs was an unconventional relationship, founded by whimsy and fueled by loyalty. When those aren't enough, something more is born from the ashes. (AxS, AAxI, and Walter is the fifth wheel)
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 302,119 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 563 - Updated: Mar 15, 2018 - Published: Jul 20, 2013 - [Alucard, Seras] [Alexander, Integra]
Josh's Trip by King of the Chode reviews
When Josh eats Drake's 'special Jello' he finds in the fridge, hilariousness ensues.
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: May 22, 2016 - Josh N., Drake P.
The Birdflash Chronicles by Alunabelle Night Shadow reviews
A series of semi-related one-shots centered around everyone's favorite Batman-raised bird and his beloved redheaded speedster, be it Canon, AU, or somewhere in between. Contains Birdflash and Nightflash. Requests welcome and encouraged. Warnings and summary are at the beginning of each chapter.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,478 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 68 - Updated: Feb 8, 2016 - Published: Jan 19, 2016 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin - Complete
All My Friends Are Superheroes by Alunabelle Night Shadow reviews
Being a teenaged hero is no walk in the park; juggling school, homework, superpowers, friends and family can be tough, especially when you and your secret boyfriend are tiptoeing around teammates, parents and mentors. However, sometimes in life you have to just stop worrying, and let the stones fall where they may. It might not be that bad, after all. Season 1. AU/OOC. Birdflash.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 144,195 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 100 - Updated: Feb 2, 2016 - Published: Sep 4, 2015 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin
Destroying a time machine isn't a good idea, even if you save energy by Megarza reviews
[Set after Gintama's second movie] When a time travel goes horribly wrong for some Gintama's characters, instead of meeting each other in Edo, they find themselves in a whole new dimension. The planet is still the same but, what the hell's up with those giant retarded Amanto? (AU)
Crossover - Gintama & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,133 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 116 - Updated: Dec 25, 2015 - Published: Jan 18, 2015
Empty Rooms by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Hell Dog Vlad has done something that would make most people believe that he is suicidal. Kissing a gangster is a bad idea, especially if the other gangster is a guy...who can be violent when provoked. Read author's note please for more information. Enjoy
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 115,090 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: Dec 20, 2015 - Published: Mar 26, 2011 - Alexander, Alucard
Collection by BlueUtopiah reviews
Drabbles and ficlets from my old LiveJournal days. Various pairings.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,341 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Updated: Nov 8, 2015 - Published: Mar 13, 2006 - Yusuke U., Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Awakened Memories by Feather of Darkness reviews
Kurama's fight with Karasu has awakened the memories he suppressed from his time as Youko, including his many years as Karasu's slave. What happens when an artifact traps both him and Hiei in the past? Warnings: torture, m/m, rape, one-sided Karasu/Kurama, Hiei/Kurama
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,130 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: Sep 21, 2015 - Published: Dec 31, 2011 - Hiei, Kurama M., Karasu
Innocence is the Forgotten by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Abraham and Alucard - When the vampire Dracula was first enslaved by Abraham van Hellsing, the discovery of what the state of Man's innocence is compared to a monster. Note: for more, go to the story "Innocence is the Forgotten II."
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 48 - Words: 165,995 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 85 - Updated: Aug 31, 2015 - Published: Feb 2, 2010 - Alucard
Parasite's Love by BlackBeautyRose reviews
"Migi.. how are you.. um.. in this form?", I asked him. "I do not know." He replied and then he gazed at me deeply. His eyes looked at me as if, now that he was in a seemingly-human form, he could do things that he couldn't before during his time as my right hand..
Parasyte/寄生獣 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 122 - Updated: Jun 19, 2015 - Published: Nov 29, 2014 - [Migi, Shinichi I.]
pale grey, a paper face by spidersrorg reviews
Tsukiyama Shuu sees a ghost.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,789 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 95 - Updated: May 3, 2015 - Published: Oct 31, 2014 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Tsukiyama S.
What We Lose by Lidsworth reviews
The mental scars weren't the only things that Kaneki carried after his traumatic ordeal with Jason. Non con, mpreg.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,676 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 184 - Updated: Dec 25, 2014 - Published: Aug 11, 2014 - Kaneki K./Haise S.
The Way Love is Justified by parkprot reviews
Gon decided that he was unable to imagine a world in which Killua was not a part. (This is 106% porn I'm so sorry)
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: Nov 19, 2014 - Killua Z. - Complete
Black X Leather X Couch by ohhai reviews
What did Gon and Killua do to nearly get them kicked out of Kurapika and Leorio's apartment? Why did they come home to find them naked and tangled on their couch? Find out more inside! 100% lemon, comedy, Killua POV.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,149 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 23 - Published: Nov 1, 2014 - Gon F., Killua Z. - Complete
Anti-Freeze by Resting-Madness reviews
Kuwabara invites his friends on a ski trip with his family, and while he and Yusuke are out for cash in a ski competition; Kurama intends to turn his spark with Hiei into a fire. Ep.7
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,322 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: Nov 1, 2014 - Published: Sep 16, 2014 - [Hiei, Kurama M.] [K. Kuwabara, Yusuke U.] - Complete
The gourmet and his meal by ErinTheOtaku reviews
Tsukiyama and Kaneki are in a relationship, and Tsukiyama invites Kaneki over for a surprise. What Kaneki doesn't know is that the gourmet has plans to finally have a taste of his beloved Kaneki. Total PWP, yaoi in which Tsukiyama eats Kaneki as they have sex. (But don't worry, it is consensual)
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 39 - Published: Oct 22, 2014 - [Kaneki K./Haise S., Tsukiyama S.] - Complete
Missing the Obvious by Ethelwyn reviews
After finishing med-school, Leorio definitely needs a vacation and decides to invite his three best friends to a tropical island. When even the illusive Kurapika agrees to come along, Leorio aims to strengthen his friendship with the evasive Kurta. At the same time, Killua hopes against hope that, with the romantic setting, Gon will finally see him as more than just a friend.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 269,412 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 119 - Updated: Oct 13, 2014 - Published: Jul 7, 2014 - Leorio, Kurapika K., Gon F., Killua Z. - Complete
Coffee by Kazue Tsubasa reviews
Tsuna and Reborn both love their coffee a lot. But what if one day Tsuna drank all of the coffee supply and Reborn was dying for a cup of coffee now? Warning : Yaoi, BoyXBoy, slight lime, R27 [One-Shot] [Complete]
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 52 - Published: Oct 10, 2014 - Adult Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Two Different Worlds by TamaeKurogane reviews
Kaneki asked Hinami to hang out with him to a cafe for a refreshment. But never did he know, he'd meet Hide and his girlfriend in there too. What possibly could happen after that meeting? "We're living in two different worlds. I'll let you figure that out by yourself." Said the ghoul to his bestfriend.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,386 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 142 - Updated: Sep 26, 2014 - Published: Jul 31, 2014 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Tsukiyama S., Hinami F., Hide - Complete
Mourning Doves by BetaRayThorse reviews
Kuwabara says the Mazoku are like wolves, fierce and wild. Yusuke's says they're more like Mourning Doves. Just like the Mazoku, when a Mourning Dove's mate dies, it follows soon after. Takes place after the end of the series. Yaoi. Kuwabara/Yusuke. Reviews are adored.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,034 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: Sep 20, 2014 - Published: Apr 20, 2014 - [Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara]
His Tutor by Kazue Tsubasa reviews
Tsuna woke up one day only to discover a man with raven black hair beside him. And to make it worse, the poor brunette has bruises and kiss marks all over his body! What happened? Warning:Yaoi, TYL!, Pairing R27. Um...Lime? Rated M. Slight OOC.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 43 - Published: Sep 14, 2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Adult Reborn - Complete
Those Left Behind by Biscuit15 reviews
If there was one thing Tsunayoshi Sawada had learnt on his first day of working at Namimori Psychiatric Hospital, it was that you couldn't help everybody. Working with the patients they had here proved that.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 114,479 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 78 - Updated: Sep 2, 2014 - Published: Feb 18, 2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Xanxus, Vongola 10th Generation, Varia - Complete
Night Run by fleetingthunder reviews
And towards the night, two forms blended into one. TouKen oneshot. Warning: Contains smut.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 26 - Published: Aug 15, 2014 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Touka K. - Complete
Curiosity Killed The Cat (Except Not Really) by Spongecatdog reviews
All Kaneki wanted to know was proper ghoul etiquette on sex...So how did it end up like this? PWP
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 141 - Published: Aug 10, 2014 - [Kaneki K./Haise S., Uta] - Complete
Liquid Courage by SeventhStrife reviews
Kaneki fully planned on being a wallflower when his friends dragged him out. Unfortunately for him, a stranger at the club isn't going to give him the chance. HideKane
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,243 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 141 - Updated: Aug 5, 2014 - Published: Jul 15, 2014 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Hide - Complete
Bonded by NekoYugi reviews
Kaneki discovers that female ghouls go into heat once and year and since he has the organs of a female ghoul he's about to experience his own very soon. He now has to avoid all male ghoul contact. Sadly a certain purple head ghoul has other ideas. Shuuneki three part fic idea from tumblr. yaoi no like no read. first sex scene. SMUT ALERT cover not mine
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 165 - Updated: Aug 3, 2014 - Published: Aug 1, 2014
Expier by EchoedAshes reviews
After a long day of work, Kaneki returns home to find someone is already there.. (One shot, light bondage, rimming, and heel play)
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 20 - Published: Jul 29, 2014 - Tsukiyama S., Kaneki K./Haise S. - Complete
Halves by Roriette reviews
Maybe he was never meant to be the protagonist.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 29 - Published: Jul 11, 2014 - Kaneki K./Haise S. - Complete
Mercy Killing by Sashocirrione reviews
Ken Kaneki tries another food collecting trip with Renji Yomo, hoping that it will be easier to endure than the first one was. Warnings for suicide, gore, death and implied cannibalism (this is Tokyo Ghoul, after all).
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: Jun 28, 2014 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Yomo R. - Complete
Kirishima's birthday, Yokozawa's effort by Tsukiyo Risa reviews
Yokozawa was invited to the theme park with Kirishima, Hiyori and Yuki. It was then Kirishima break down to Yokozawa that it's his birthday! Would Yokozawa be able to plan something within the limited time, with Kirishima teasing him when possible, and having two elementary children to take care of the whole day? Rated M for lemon. I know my title and summary sucks, but oh well...
Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Published: Jun 18, 2014 - Takafumi Yokozawa, Zen Kirishima, Hiyori Kirishima - Complete
All I Ask of You by BlushingNinja reviews
Asahi makes it up to Nishinoya for his month of absence. Nishinoya is happy to accept his apology.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: May 18, 2014 - [Asahi A., Yu N.] - Complete
Wild Ones by KittySkywalker reviews
"I came to ask you something Captain," Alucard inquired smoothly. "I'll do my best to answer it then," Pip said. "I wanted to offer you…oh how do people put it now…" the vampire mumbled to himself for a moment, "sex with no strings attached?" Pip/Alucard, eventual AlucardxPipxSeras
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 226,673 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 115 - Updated: Mar 13, 2014 - Published: Nov 24, 2012 - Alucard, Pip
Half Agony by Malevolent Reverie reviews
What we perceive can break so easily. What we want isn't always what we get. What we feel isn't always reciprocated. What we see isn't always what's truly there. Goku/Chi-Chi; darkfic; pair to "Half Hope" in Chi-Chi's POV
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,899 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 64 - Updated: Dec 15, 2013 - Published: Jul 22, 2013 - [Goku, Chi-Chi] - Complete
To Possess a Vampire by maroongrad reviews
An alternate take on Alucard's capture with a very unwilling vampire. Abraham and Alucard do not have the best of beginnings. Rated M for a limited noncon scene. Reviews are loved!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 119 - Words: 192,367 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 96 - Updated: Nov 20, 2013 - Published: Sep 14, 2011 - Alucard - Complete
Revenge by kuilaoshi reviews
"You don't want to know how awkward it is to hear your adoptive parents fucking like no one is in the house."
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 24 - Published: Oct 25, 2013 - Gon F., Killua Z., Kurapika K., Leorio - Complete
Closer than you think by Marisay-chan reviews
The tenth generation guardians, along with a certain Arcobaleno, have always been close to their boss…just how close are they? WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS YAOI, READ AT OWN RISK!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,315 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 151 - Published: Oct 14, 2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Adult Reborn, H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Echo by The Moonlight's Marionette reviews
YAOI. LEMON. Zuko and Aang share a tender moment under the moon.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 29 - Published: Jul 25, 2013 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
One Last Time by kurasuchi reviews
Mitsuba just heard that they'll leave to Edo tomorrow. And because of this, her feelings for a certain man made her want to spend a night with him for the last time. Angst and lemony goodness.
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,219 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: Jun 28, 2013 - Hijikata T., Mitsuba O. - Complete
Stupid Girl by Racey reviews
Ippo and Sendo have been rivals from the moment they first laid eyes on one another, but passion towards fighting turns into passion for something else entirely. AU, Yaoi, Swearing, Violence.
Fighting Spirit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,532 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Published: Jun 12, 2013 - Complete
The World Is Ugly by Patheticfallacy09 reviews
"We both found a small comfort in one another. And when you've lived the lives we have, even a small comfort is one worth protecting. There is only one way I can find myself now. And it is through her." The story of an innocent man who condemned himself to misery, and the broken woman who tried to fix it. A journey back home, a journey to make the world less ugly.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jun 9, 2013 - Hiei, Mukuro
Midnight Lovers by graciabelle reviews
Yusuke and Keiko shares their night together… Rated M means for adults only... Do not read if you're under 18 years old, but that wouldn't matter if you're alone and the PC is all yours hahahaha!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,572 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Updated: Apr 15, 2013 - Published: Mar 29, 2011 - Yusuke U., Keiko Y. - Complete
Fine Line by SakataShi reviews
Gintoki gritted his teeth as the large man before him gave a self satisfied smirk. "Back so soon? Anyone would think that you enjoy working here" Saigou laughed as he poured out two equal measures of sake before triumphantly sliding one across the table towards Gintoki "You're becoming our main attraction Paako, the other girls are jealous" he smirked above his sake cup...
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,491 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 129 - Updated: Apr 1, 2013 - Published: Aug 29, 2012 - Gintoki S., Hijikata T.
So I Can Be Proud Of You by ne0maxiz00mdweebie reviews
In their second year of Junior High, Chris and Gordie get away from Castle Rock for the weekend after Chris has yet another run-in with his dad. They visit old places as a duo, once a foursome, and continue to learn more about each other and themselves. Slash in later chapters, don't read if it offends. M/M. Rated M for later chapters.
Stand By Me - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,663 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: Mar 22, 2013 - Published: Feb 28, 2013 - Chris C., Gordie L.
Love Lost by Saiyajin-Love reviews
This is my first fanfic in which Chi-Chi's gone. Everything; her scent, face, and voice has disappeared. The photos in the once filled photo album have also vanished. And Goku wonders, "Where is Chi-Chi?". Please R&R !
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 167,201 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 61 - Updated: Dec 5, 2012 - Published: Dec 5, 2010 - Goku, Chi-Chi - Complete
Torture and Interrogation Room Inspectation by 6Fortius9 reviews
A simple room inspectation becomes a heated thing between Giotto and Alaude. Warnings: Mature Themes, Boy Love, R18
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 30 - Published: Sep 19, 2012 - 1st Cloud Guardian/Alaude, Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo - Complete
A Deadman's Affection by Shuike reviews
The story starts out with the relationship with Ganta/Senji already established then goes back to how their relationship grew. Along with it, the hassles they have to get through dealing with their type of forbidden love affairs. WARNING YAOI boyxboy love . Please do not read if you do not like yaoi.
Deadman Wonderland/デッドマン・ワンダーランド - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 154 - Updated: Aug 20, 2012 - Published: Jul 16, 2012 - Senji K./Crow, Ganta I./Woodpecker
Fire is Flammable by Just 2 Dream of You reviews
One-shot: Yusuke is getting married so he goes drinking. And he invites Hiei to go with him. The result is total stupidity.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: Aug 11, 2012 - Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara, Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Giving Head by King of the Chode reviews
The boys can't figure out what to do, until Ferb finally speaks up with a suggestion... In the end, they may lose more than they bargained for.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: Jul 21, 2012 - Phineas, Ferb - Complete
The Dead Monk by King of the Chode reviews
Sokka and Katara have found the Avatar! Too bad Sokka's too stupid to realize that he's alive...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: Jul 21, 2012 - Sokka, Katara - Complete
Ash and Brock's Great Adventure by King of the Chode reviews
Ash walks in on Brock "practicing" his Pokemon breeding skills and soon realizes his feelings for the Asian-Mexican hybrid.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: Jul 21, 2012 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Brock/Takeshi] - Complete
Captured by YukueFumei reviews
Natsuno gets captured by Tatsumi and ends up being raped by him. WARNING: CONTAINS RAPE; RATED: M FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.
Shiki - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: May 11, 2012 - Natsuno Y., Tatsumi - Complete
Worse Than Death by futotta neko reviews
What if Tenma had fainted after failing to shoot Johan in the library.. only to wake up and find himself completely at the mercy of the monster he had been hunting? A story of bondage, cruelty.. and love? Johan/Tenma - Yaoi
Monster - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,964 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 58 - Updated: Apr 6, 2012 - Published: Jan 10, 2011 - K. Tenma, Johan L. - Complete
Is Company by StarkBlack reviews
Nami finds a way to get Zoro and Sanji to admit how they feel about a lot of things. Warnings: Zoro/Sanji/Nami. MMF. Threesome. Language.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 19 - Published: Nov 14, 2011 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
You're Strong to Me by Kenny-Chan 674 reviews
"You're strong to me Kazuma, and that's all that matters." Yusuke said quietly.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: Aug 18, 2011 - Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara - Complete
I Can Show You by Partners-N-Crime reviews
Satoshi shows Keiichi that nights with someone are better than being alone. Rated M...because I'm an awful person... Lemon. S x K
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: Aug 10, 2011 - Satoshi H., Keiichi M. - Complete
Take My Sanity by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Abraham and Alucard ... Alucard brings Abraham over the threshold of insanity, into a world that the vampire knows all too well...then questions his own knowledge of the abstract realm. Warning: mature content and language
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,171 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: Apr 17, 2011 - Published: Apr 28, 2010 - Alucard
Scared to Death Note by Mr. Five reviews
Yusuke is hired by a kid to stop the Boogieman's nightly terrors however after a daring rescue they allow the Boogieman to get his hands on a Death Note. LXLight and KuramaxHiei YAOI. Sequel to "What do you get when you fall in love with a demon".
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,154 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: Dec 7, 2010 - Published: Dec 16, 2009 - Kurama M., L
Hear Broken Voices For Glass Shards Sing by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Alucard and Seras Victoria are reduced to forms they should never have been able to return to. Anderson enters the story as both of the vampires are at his relative mercy...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,555 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 64 - Updated: Oct 9, 2010 - Published: Jun 17, 2010 - Alucard, Alexander
You'll Be the Death of Me by niteryde reviews
Vegeta is determined to reach his full potential and help destroy the androids when they arrive. If only that woman would just stop distracting him, and stop looking at him like that...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,674 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 455 - Updated: Oct 1, 2010 - Published: Jan 28, 2010 - [Vegeta, Bulma] - Complete
For The Love Of A Rose by GoldenEyesMidnightTears reviews
Something was indeed wrong when Kurama disappeared for days. It appeared that no one could sense his spirit energy unless...somebody was lying. LEMON YAOI. Was Yusuke going to regret getting involved?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,083 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: Sep 12, 2010 - Published: Jun 30, 2008 - Youko, Yusuke U.
Of Cake and Mayonnaise by whatsthesymbology reviews
What is left for Gintoki to do when he accidentally breaks Hijikata's precious mayonnaise jar lighter? Try to escape, of course. But his plan is thwarted when the man himself drops by. Explicit yaoi, anal, oral. Hijikata x Gintoki.
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 47 - Published: Jun 1, 2010 - Hijikata T., Gintoki S. - Complete
Don't Worry, Your Secret is Safe With Me by RaisedByTheWolves reviews
Satoshi gives Keiichi an unexpected late-night visit. With Satoshi secretly admiring Keiichi, things begin to heat up a bit. Can Keiichi cope with Satoshi's harbored romantic feelings on himself? OneShot Keiichi x Satoshi, contains intense YAOI and lemon!
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: Apr 14, 2010 - Keiichi M., Satoshi H., Rika F.
Keeping Time by death-in-the-orchard reviews
A display of cruelty in the relationship between the slave and Master. Alucard and Abraham Van Hellsing. Warning for MATURE and disturbing content
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: Apr 5, 2010 - Alucard - Complete
Vivi memor leti by sunnycalendargirl reviews
Memories of the future haunt Tsuna in transformative ways. As he grows as a boss and a friend, his relationships with the people around him change in many ways. R27, X27, 1827, ALL27, all sorts of pairings, really.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,420 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 483 - Updated: Mar 14, 2010 - Published: Nov 22, 2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn - Complete
Unveiled and Unmistaken by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Walter comes up with an experiment to test on vampires...involves putting them in an intoxicated state
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: Feb 21, 2010 - Alucard - Complete
Tendrils Of Smoke by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Walter x Alucard Walter discovers Arthur's relationship with the vampire...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: Feb 20, 2010 - Walter, Alucard - Complete
Cheap Hotels by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Anderson x Alucard AAxA Forced to go on a series of missions together, Anderson and Alucard suffer the inconvenience of poorly laid out hotel rooms...
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 26 - Published: Feb 11, 2010 - Alexander, Alucard - Complete
The Birds And The Bees: M by music-is-luv reviews
Version 2.0; "So then," Aang began, "what IS sex?" She snickered. "This is the guy who saved the world?" First lemon.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,120 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 30 - Published: Dec 10, 2009 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
The Hangover by silverball reviews
Gintoki wakes up one morning with a throbbing headache to find Hijikata in his bed. To make things worse, Okita walks in on them. Get ready for panic and blackmail! GinHiji
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: Aug 16, 2009 - Published: Jul 18, 2009 - Gintoki S., Hijikata T. - Complete
Easily Embarrassed by Celianna reviews
Fate has decided that the person who has to answer Gon’s question “Why is it standing up?” was to be Killua.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 94 - Published: Apr 19, 2009 - Gon F., Killua Z. - Complete
Aishiteru, Killua by Ironic-Sarcasm reviews
Killua always felt something was special about Gon. After a while, he realized he loved Gon. When he tells Gon how he feels, he finds a pleasant surprise. Warnings: Yaoi. GonKillua. Oneshot.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 67 - Published: Feb 15, 2008 - Gon F., Killua Z. - Complete
Painless Love by MegFallow reviews
The moment Alucard walked into his cell......something was not right. Noncon, torture, BDSM, and other graphic sexual content. Yaoi. My first slash fic. Please Read and Review. COMPLETE!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,212 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: Jun 14, 2007 - Published: Jun 13, 2007 - Alucard, Enrico - Complete
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The Gang Green Bang reviews
The Gang Green Gang act on their sadistic desires. LOL
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 1 - Published: Sep 10, 2019 - Ace, Grubber, Professor Utonium, Snake - Complete
Cumellow
A How to Eat Fried Worms fanfiction. The boys have a different set of rules in mind for their little worm eating contest. A new take on the actual events in the film! (JOKE FIC: YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!)(WARNING:NASTY SHIT AND FAGS INSIDE!)
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,542 - Published: Jun 19, 2018 - Complete
American Fag
Steve and Snot want to graduate from being semi-virgins, but first they need to practice their d*ck game so they can attract hot chicks! They come to one logical solution. Steve/Snot Slash JOKE FIC: YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!
American Dad - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: May 16, 2018 - Steve S. - Complete
I'M JUST GONNA BASH YOUR ASS IN!
There's not much to do at The Overlook Hotel, so Jack finds something fun to do involving ghosts, toys, scat, and his anus. (JOKE FIC: YOU"VE BEEN WARNED)
Shining - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Published: Apr 14, 2018
Everlasting Cumstopper reviews
Willy and Slugworth have a lot of of time alone together in that BIG chocolate factory. During that time they've established a SEXY relationship. Try not to cum challenge. Read at your own risk.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: Apr 12, 2018 - Willy Wonka - Complete
Alucard vs The Cullens reviews
Alucard has a job to kill a sparkling family of vampires.
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,986 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 52 - Updated: Feb 29, 2016 - Published: Mar 26, 2014 - Alucard, Bella, Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Undisturbed date reviews
Ippo and Kumi go on a day date. And nothing terrible seems to happen.
Fighting Spirit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: Dec 28, 2015 - Complete
Yamcha's Done reviews
Yamcha realizes nothing in his life goes well for him, after a night of drinking he confronts Bulma and finds something that will make their relationship change forever. (WARNING:RATED M CONTENT AHEAD) (ANOTHER WARNING: POTENTIAL TIME RUINER!)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 8 - Published: Dec 18, 2014 - Bulma, Yamcha - Complete
Seras Lover Her Master reviews
Seras gets killed by Alucard, but no matter what, she keeps coming back, and she's the most deadly yandere ever... Can Alucard, Integra and Walter escape her clutches? WARNING: THIS MIGHT WASTE YOUR TIME IF YOU READ THIS! I'M WRITING THIS FOR THE FUN OF BEING A WEIRDO!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,400 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: Mar 30, 2014 - Published: Mar 27, 2014 - Alucard, Seras