Tile: One Night

Rating: T

A/N: This is completely for amusement, is not to be taken seriously… This just shows a shred of my hatred for twilight and an ounce of my fangirling for Alucard… Don't judge me, this story is for Hellsing fans for the most part, well this is my first time writing a story ever so please be nice XD I proof read, but I know there are probably tons of mistakes so please put up with me I also added blood and organs is here, even though they're supposed to turn into dust… blood and guts just make me happier, so don't tell me about it -! Enjoy!

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Alucard was taking a stroll around the forest in his red hat, carvet and overcoat, orange sunglasses and pristine white gloves. He stopped and gazed at the full moon.

"How beautiful the moon is tonight" Alucard spoke in his deep husky voice.

Alucard was given orders from Integra to go to America and find a group of vampires that were rumored to be extremely gifted and talented beings and might possibly in the future become a threat to humans, so Integra sent Alucard to do the job and take care of them.

When Alucard was in the middle of the forest he still couldn't sense any powerful beings around, perhaps he had to keep looking further?

Alucard continued walking through the forest searching for these "Powerful beings." He stopped and saw a house up further ahead that was 95% window covered walls. He smirked knowing his journey had come to an end.

Alucard was walking to the porch of the house, still not being noticed by these vampires. He observed the house and saw all of the lights in the house on except for one. Since he had a few minutes to spare before continuing his job he thought about what his next move would be.

'Shall I just kill them right away? Have some fun with them? Test their skill?' All of these thoughts crossed Alucard's mind, perhaps these powerful vampires could just be enough to feed his everlasting boredom.

While Alucard was turned he heard footsteps nearing the door. He turned around and as soon as he spotted the door it opened. He quickly saw a blonde male with pale skin and his hair pushed back. It was Carlisle.

"Can I help you?"The man said in a confused voice. Alucard didn't respond. "Do you have a name?"

Alucard's sly grin went across his face, knowing his mind was already made up.

"My Master calls me Alucard" the ridiculously tall vampire said as he casually turned his body to meet the other mans gaze.

"You're a vampire, I can tell" Carlisle said with a warm grin. "Have we met before?"

Alucard was going to go along with normal contact to observe these vampires further, he was planning on slaughtering all of them one by one, but he had to see who the strongest one was first so he could set his terrifying example.

"No, but I was hoping to come inside and meet your family, there's something I would like to see that I'm curious about". The nosferatu said as non- intimidating as he could manage.

"I think the family would be really happy to meet a new vampire!" Carlisle said while gesturing for Alucard to come in.

Alucard bit back a devilish grin and entered the weird house. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath in the doorway; even though he was in the house with 8 vampires he still couldn't sense anything powerful let alone intimidating at all! Was this a joke or something?

Alucard was following the man up the staircase and he couldn't believe what he was seeing. Weird paintings on the walls, modern furniture everywhere, and he couldn't smell any human blood at all in the entire house! What kind of vampires were these! Shouldn't they cover more of the windows out to cover the irritating sun? Shouldn't they have coffins? And shouldn't they be surrounded by pitch black stone walls?

Carlisle told Alucard to stay in the hall so he could notify everyone of his arrival. Alucard felt a tad irritated on actually listening to the vampires order but he obliged, only because his mood was good thinking he would finally get a good fight out of this.

"Come in and meet everyone Alucard" Carlisle said waving his hand up. Alucard walked forward, finally getting to see these "threats". When he stood in the doorway he almost grimaced as he saw all of these vampires, they looked so…so pathetic.

Alucard saw everyone all in couples; most of them had dark hair except for a few of them and they all seemed to be adolescents, and all seemed extremely weak! Was he really going to have fun with these pathetic lumps of meat?

As Alucard was rethinking whether or not to kill them now and not waste his time he was interrupted when he saw someone approach him. It was a young woman with short dark brown hair. It was Alice.

"So you're… Alucard, was it "The woman said while examining the older vampires appearance, she seemed to be distraught by him for some reason, was it because he was so tall, or his creepy long red overcoat? No it was from the madman grin he was giving her!

"Yes and what do you all call yourselves?" Alucard said trying to put a tone of interest in his voice and taking a good look at everyone in the room.

"We're the Cullen's Mr. Alucard "said Esme walking forward beside Alice. " Why don't we all tell our guest our names" The woman said while crossing her arms.

"I'm Emmett" Alucard just kept his usual grin on looking from person to person. "My name is Esme and this is Alice" the woman in front of Alucard said with a smile on her face. "I'm Jasper…" The weird ass looking one said with his wide ass eyes. And finally the two people who were snuggling on the couch like this was some cheap hotel date. "My name is Edward" the douchiest looking one said while firming his grip on his wife's shoulder, "I'm Isabella… but you can call me Bella" the girl said with an emotionless voice and grumpy cat face. Alucard didn't care about these useless introductions since he was just going to kill all of these vampires sooner or later this evening.

All of a sudden another one showed up out of her room, she had long wavy blonde hair wearing a black t-shirt. She stopped when she spotted Alucard and her expression went from easygoing to surprised.

"Who the heck is this weirdo, creepy much?" the girl said with a snotty tone looking at Carlisle for an explanation.

"He's a vampire; I don't know him though, but he said he was curious about something when I met him outside, what is it you're curious about Alucard?" Carlisle said questioning the ancient vampire.

"First I would like to ask you a question, why is it you let me inside your domain so easily?" Alucard said grinning hoping the answer he'd get would be amusing. "I mean, don't you feel threatened by my presence, dosen't the thought of my very existence make your skin crawl? Doesn't it make you want to take away your own lives before I could?" Everyone was looking at each other confused then Edward opened his mouth for the answer.

"…Because you're no threat to us." He said walking further to Alucard. Alucard's grin widened even further. "You're alone, do you really think you could beat all of us alone, well… you've got another thing coming."Edward was now in front of Alucard. "I bet Bella could kill you easily herself!" Everyone in the room were either looking at Alucard or Bella waiting for their reactions.

"Bella, so you're saying she's the strongest one here?" He said while taking off his hat and sunglasses. "How interesting!" he barked with his eyes glowing and his fangs showing.

"W-well, she is the newest to become a vampire… so she's stronger and faster than the rest of us" Edward said looking at the demonic face coming from the creature. "And she's a shield, so you can use any of your powers on her!"

"Yeah, but I won't need to hurt you unless you give me a reason to…" the emotionless faced girl said smugly while standing up with her teeth showing even after she was done talking. (What a dumbass!)

"….wow, you're actually really handsome Alucard." Alice said looking at him and his porcelain white skin and black hair that waved to the left like it had a mind of its own. "You're even paler than the rest of us!" She said with fixed eyes on him.

"Hey, I'm still here!" Jasper yelled. Alucard just kept smiling. "I'm happy to see there are still people as stupid as all of you" Everyone looked at each other offended by their guest's rude choice of words.

"Hey, you're starting to get on my nerves!" Emmett said walking toward Alucard looking to teach him a lesson and throw him out. Emmett threw a quick punch to Alucard's face and shattered his jaw bone, then he knocked him over and Alucard's motionless body hit the floor.

"You shouldn't get angry so easily babe." Rosalie said while going over to look at Alucard's remains. All of a sudden everyone saw Alucard's gloved hand twitch, then all of his blood was flowing back into his body. Everyone gasped when they saw the corpse stand to its feet looking weirdly taller than before. Its red eyes were glowing from the shadows. "That can't kill me, scum!" all of a sudden Alucard was in front of Emmett, he tried to punch Alucard again but he quickly grabbed his fist. "You'll have to do much better than that, brat" Soon Alucard was shattering all of the bones in the vampires hand. He was rewarded with screams of misery and terror from everyone in the room.

"Y-you'll pay, you damn bastard!" Rosalie screamed while witnessing Alucard stepping of Emmett's head like a grape. She dashed over at Alucard attempting to kick his abdomen, but instead she got both of her arms torn off like wrappers. Alucard's had a demonic expression while he slowly saw her tendons and tissues ripping apart and the beautiful sound of her bones snapping. She started screaming like a maniac on the floor with blood gushing out of her wounds, Alucard decided to let her stay like that a while longer.

Everyone in the room was in complete shock, they couldn't believe what just happened, and they were all angry but their fear was much, much stronger.

"Who's next?" Alucard said hoping the next few would put up a much greater fight than these piles of trash beneath his feet.

All of a sudden he felt a kick on his chin and he went back. When he looked down he saw Alice starring at his furiously, then Alucard felt someone on his shoulders attempting to rip his head off. (LOL) It was Jasper.

Alucard reached into his coat and grabbed his casull gun and shot Jasper in the mouth with it. He hit the wall and his brain was gushing out the back of his skull as his blood splattered on the window.

"NO! JAAAASPER!" Alice cried. Before she could rush over to attack Alucard again he shot her clean in the heart. Her body stumbled to the floor.

Alucard turned his body to find everyone glaring at him, but that only made him happier! He loved the looks they were all giving him, to make it even better he shot Esme in the head two times and in the heart 3 times. Before she could fall to the ground Carlisle caught her. He looked up and saw the evil creature with such pleasure from what it's been doing leaking from its eyes and smile, it was a fucking devil!

"I needed to get the trash out first" Alucard whistled to himself, he was about ready to wrap this up and go back to London and tell Integra she had nothing to worry about and how she wasted his time with this stupid task, even the police girl could do this in her sleep! But he just heard the man on the floor beginning to speak.

"Why…why would you do this? What could drive you to do this to someone; we didn't do anything to you!" The man stood up staring at Alucard. "Who are you really? You're too powerful to be a vampire! Where did you come from monster!?"

Alucard found this amusing so he decided to answer this pathetic mans question since he was going to kill him in less than a minute anyway…" My human name was Vlad Tepes, I am the late ruler of Romania, I am the Impaler, I am the king of vampires, I am DRACULA!" Alucard said walking towards Carlisle with his gun in hand and his devilishly handsome smile on his face. He stopped 2 feet away from the blonde man.

"CARLISLE!" Bella and Edward screamed running over to help him; they stopped when they saw shadows on the floor under their feet with thousands of red eyes staring at them. They looked over to Rosalie's still squirming body and saw her trying to drag herself away to her room.

"Seeing that grin on your face, must make you such a pitiful creature… how much harm and mental damage could one get to turn out like you? How ca—"

He was responded with a shot to the arm, Alucard wasn't going to let him die too quick. Alucard's grin left his face, but he still didn't seem angry, just annoyed with this fly buzzing in his face. He quickly grabbed Carlisle and pinned his neck to the wall, he slowly began to lift his body from the ground leaving the weaker vampires legs to dangle from the ground. Alucard was slowly strengthening his grip.

"How much do I have to hurt you for you to die? Can I keep pulling off your limbs, can I shoot you until you're just a pile of meat, can I rip your head off more than once?" Alucard could hear the man's neck crushing but he knew he wasn't killing him… vampires didn't need to breath. Alucard grabbed Carlisle leg a pulled it off, the sound of blood pouring to the floor made his spine tingle. "You'll have to do better than this monster!" Carlisle spat. Alucard unexpectedly yanked the man's head off. He dropped it to the floor and let it roll to the couch. He dropped the torso and stared at it with a devilish grin. "Trash shouldn't be alive this long," Alucard said looking at all of the killings he's done. "Speaking of trash, were are those other 3 nuisances"

He couldn't sense anyone, then all of a sudden he spotted Edward lunging himself at him at full speed, Alucard blocked him effortlessly and Edward hit the window like a fucking dumbass. He quickly turned around to look at Alucard who was blankly looking at him, almost like he was thinking about what to do next. "You're a fool thinking you can stand against me, you pile of trash, not worthy to call himself a vampire… you disgust me you little peasant!" Alucard barked at Edward.

Alucard was fixed on Edward; he was planning something good indeed! Edward began to panic "Wh-what the hell are you doing to me!?" Alucard didn't respond he just kept staring at Edward with his same devilish grin, and glowing red eyes. "You're going to go whatever I say"

"I'm going to do whatever you say" Edward repeated almost as emotionlessly as Bella. (But not quite because no one could be as emotionless as that cunt)

Alucard grinned as Bella was rushing over to her husband's side, shaking him to see if he could fall from Alucard mind trembling spell. "Edward, snap out of it, I'll give you some of shield power!" Her face became even more constipated as she tried to concentrate her dumb powers on Edward. She was quickly punched in the face by Alucard. She fell to the floor with blood dripping from her mouth and spitting out some teeth that still has gum tissue connected to them.

"You want to rip your face off, pull out your eyes, and cut off your tongue" Alucard said in his baritone voice while moving his gloved had to Edward face.

"I want…to….rip off my face" Edward quickly grabbed both of his cheeks in each hand and was quickly tearing the plump flesh off and throwing chunks of it to the ground. Whenever tendons were still attached he tore them off like yarn which resulted in showers of blood gushing from the contact, Bella gagged from the sight of her husband's flesh hitting the floor beside her. She tried to crawl away to no avail. Alucard was right behind her and he pressed his leg over her ankle.

As Edward continued dismembering his face Alucard was going to finish his job so he could go back home. He leaned down and grabbed Bella's hair and yanked her from the ground, she shrieked in terror as he pulled her face close to his. "So, you're the strongest…..care to put on a show for me?' Alucard whispered while he stared deeply into her eyes. He was responded with a loud annoying scream. Alucard's demonic smiled went across his face as the red moon went through the windows and he threw the girl's body out, shattering the glass. He looked in glory as he saw her body get impaled by a tall tree. He turned to see Edward on the floor with his face squirting blood with 98% of skin on his face missing.

Alucard pulled out his Casull gun and shot him in the neck twice which split his head from his torso. Alucard was walking past the piled bodies and pools of blood on the floor, moving further into the house. He walked past a room to see Rosalie on the floor, to his surprise still alive. When she noticed Alucard in the doorway she began screaming and struggling to scramble away.

Alucard smiled and walked closer to the armless creature on the ground. He pushed his foot on her head to reduce her irritating whining, then he began to use more force he could hear a crackling noise, before he knew it her head cracked open then blood and brains were on his boots. He grimaced, not wanting any of these peasants' bloods to touch him, there was no way he would consume a drop of these dogs blood, they would probably make him weaker!

Alucard walked over to the shattered window he broke earlier and gazed at the full moon.

"What a beautiful moon this is tonight" Alucard murmured to himself smiling.

"Time to report back to my master."