My name is Maya. I am a 16 yr old hoa maniac. All I do is write fanfics/Watch marathons of Doctor Who with David Tennant/Fall in love with Liam Payne(1D) and Jordan Fisher (Liv & Maddie)

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Wattpad: http:///user/neddie4evaburkely

Instagram: maya_may_

Snapchat: maya_may00

kik: hoaneddieg

FAVORITE ANIMES:

Highschool of the Dead, Soul Eater, Sword Art Online, Clannad, Toradora!, Naruto, Last Airbender, and many more.

FAVORITE BOOKS:

Series of Unfortunate Events, Mortal Instruments Series, Divergent Series, Game of Thrones Series, Hunger Games Series, the Coldest Girl in Coltown, etc.

To Squee, or to not to Squee... SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- Willow Jenks

I have HOA-syndrome, HOA cancer, and Osirian cancer and I'm proud! DON'T JUDGE ME!

You know you're a House of Anubis fan when... (Italicize the ones that you do):

You can't hear the term "party animal" without thinking of Alfie.

You can't listen to your history teacher talk about Lewis and Clark without giggling.

You can't think about prom without thinking about Fabian and Nina.

Whenever someone says you're insane, you say, "Very observant."

You want to go to a British boarding school just to see if some weird mystery starts unfolding.

You will ace anything you have to learn about Egyptian mythology.

You know your numerology number and have compared it to your favorite character's multiple times.

You compare yourself to Nina and try to figure out who the Fabian, Amber, Patricia, Alfie, Jerome,Eddie,Mick and Mara are in your life.

You think of Mick whenever anyone mentions a scholarship.

You think of Fabian when you think about astronomy.

You know what song Fabian and Nina danced to and are plotting to get your high school to play it at your prom.

You are constantly trying to figure out how to get deadly bugs into an hour glass to threaten your enemies with.

You have looked up what a degenerative condition is and you now feel very sorry for Mr. Winkler.

Random Stuff:

Light travels faster than sound. That's why people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Want to know who your real friends are? Mess up and see who is still standing beside you.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good...

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Tell the truth and run.

Falling doesn't hurt you--it's the immediate stop at the bottom that does.

Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense. Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead. And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn!

I do not suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

The trouble with life is that there's no background music.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

You Might Be An Author If... (Bold yes, unbolded NO)

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so

long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when your writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You hate using words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.

Quiz!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

Anthony

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

Blue

3. Your first initial?

M

4. Your month of birth?

Feb.

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

Samantha

7. Your favorite number?

13

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

California

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of I! nsanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! Whee, insanity is FUN!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on the ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

Couples I Shipp:

Neddie: nina and eddie
Fabicia: fabian and patricia
Jeroy: jerome and joy
Foy: fabian and joy
Pason: patricia and jason
Walfie: willow and alfie
Amfie: amber and alfie
Mickber: mick and amber
Mabian: mara and fabian
Kabian: k.t. and fabian
Kalfie: k.t. and alfie

HOUSE OF SONG:

NINA'S POSE HOUSE OF SONG CHAPTER 4: https:///736x/8b/ea/e6/8beae6a56a9f87b7f78aad55f9e4fc6a.jpg

EDDIE'S POSE HOUSE OF SONG CHAPTER 4: http:///wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Neiman-Marcus-Fall-2014-Menswear-Fashions-Noah-Mills-004.jpg

HOUSE OF SONG OUTFITS: http:///house_song/collection?id=4598652#fans

chapter 6EDDIE SINGING TENERIFE SEA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8snxPREXrk

DANCE FEVER:

NINA K.T. AND JOY'S DANCE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6hFtOd3gxU

EDDIE ANDY AND JEROME'S DANCE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRLdtQsewps( starts at 0:46)

PATRICIA, WILLOW AND MARA'S DANCE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPdfdCCcSlg

NINA AND EDDIE'S ROUTINE E.T.: http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=TC0--uUhqpY

K.T. AND ANDY'S ROUTINE IF IT KILLS ME: http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=xk8ImwtnCug

WILLOW AND ALFIE'S ROUTINE BATTLEFIELD: http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=K8NsCg3vt5I

EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED:

EDDIE'S AUDITION SONG:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOKGaLDna1Q

NINA'S AUDITION SONG:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y5NEU9UFNs

KT'S AUDITION SONG : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnCkrDkoREc

EMILY'S AUDITION SONG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWUOJKTj7Y0

JEROME'S AUDITION SONG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQzYGydeE68

JOHNATHAN'S AUDITION SONG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOW2eEz9cYk&list=PL5DA4CC71444D5609

PATRICIA'S AUDITION SONG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk2-u5jqzY8

FABIAN'S AUDITION SONG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk29EnQbnb8

AARON'S AUDITION SONG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKrfychO0gg

SEEING YOU AGAIN:

HENRY AND EDDIE:http:///eddie_henry/set?id=90594018

NINA AND LILLY:http:///nina_lilly/set?id=90594589

NINA'S NIGHTCLUB SONG:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld1-22jYWNU

TEEN PARENTS:

BENTLEY, NINA, AND EDDIE: http:///nina_eddie_bentley/set?id=94003040

chapter 12NINA, EDDIE, AND BENTLEY: http:///across_lake_sirens/set?id=138807661