IFeelPrettyAndWittyhide bio
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter. "Seven devils all around you. Seven devils in your heart. I was dead this morning, and I'll dead by the time the day is done." "I Feel Pretty And Witty And I Pitty Any Girl Who Isnt Me Tonight." -WestSideStory "That's what we do, we fight. You tell me when I'm being a arrogant son of a bitch, and I tell you when you're being a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate, ad then you're back doing the next pain in the ass thing. I'm saying it's not gonna be easy...it's gonna be really HARD. But I wanna do that. I want all of you, you and me, TOGETHER, every day for the rest. of. my. life." -TheNotebook; Noah "Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light." HarryPotter; Albus Dumbledore "Just close your eyes. The sun is going dow. You'll be alright. No one can hurt you now." SafeAndSound "I'm PRETTY, but I'm not BEAUTIFUL; I SIN, but I'm not the DEVIL; I'm GOOD, but I'm not an ANGEL" MarilynMonroe When an "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee... When all the names in my black book have M.D. after them... When "getting-lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot...When the candles cost more than the cake...I promise you...we'll still be best friends! LOOK LEFT--you failed "The worls is not the most pleasant place. Eventually your parents leave you ad nobody is going to go out of their way to protect you unconditionally. You need to learn to stand up for yourself and what you believe and somtimes, pardon my language, kick some ass."- Queen Elizabeth II Think of me as the BARBIE...you'll never get to play with "Shoot me and he goes down with me." Cato "What do you do when your heart is in two places? You feel bured but you dont insight, you feel loved but you just cant embrace it, when you found the right one...at the wrong time." BrokenArrow; PixieLott To Do List 1. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public. 2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other. 3. Wear a shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street corner. 4. Get into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today." 5. Major in Philosophy. Ask people WHY they make fries with that... 6. Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It Worked!" and run out cheering. 7. Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula. 8.Chanfe name to Simon. Speak in third person. 9. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!" 10. Follow joggers around in your car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement. |
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Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 284,050 - Reviews: 17426 - Favs: 30,739 - Follows: 16,866 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's Redemption by 8thweasleykid reviews
Draco finds himself reliving a significant part of his life and in so decideds to make a few changes. During his redemptive journey he finds true friends, a hopeful future, and love he never thought possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 154,613 - Reviews: 2190 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 3,157 - Updated: 7/21/2019 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Still Fighting It by asyouwish76 reviews
*COMPLETE* Hermione Granger is a reporter at the Daily Prophet when she gets a dangerous promotion to secretly investigate the new evil in town. Draco Malfoy is assigned as her "bodyguard". Can she really trust him? Danger, intrigue, and romance ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 95,185 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 4/7/2018 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blind My Eyes, Sew Them Shut by Greenaleydis reviews
After a close brush with the Death Eaters, Hermione awakens blinded and on the run with a familiar snarky Slytherin. In hiding, Hermione and Draco must find a way to survive - and somehow thwart a plot that could alter their very world. Dramione, post-DH, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 142,820 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 11/17/2017 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sincerely, Sergeant Masen by 2carm2carm2 reviews
One bored night, Bella goes online and stumbles across an American's soldier's profile. On a whim she decides to write Sergeant Masen a letter. She never thought she would get a response back from Iraq, much less fall in love with a man in combat boots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 207,835 - Reviews: 7720 - Favs: 7,106 - Follows: 4,531 - Updated: 11/10/2016 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Serpent, the Witch and the Broom Closet by bitchywitchy reviews
When Hermione and Draco get stuck inside a broom closet for part of the holidays, they both change. But can they come back for their seventh year and finish, despite all the drama and twists and turns happening? Set in Hogwarts: EWE. Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and dark themes. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,147 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 3,048 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Becoming Brother Zachariah by Kyepie05 reviews
"Heroes endure because we need them to." Jem Carstairs didn't have to chose the life of the Brotherhood but he did and these are his thoughts in his last hours before it happened.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Tessa G., Will H., Jem C., Charlotte B. - Complete
The Request by redhead414 reviews
Astoria was never a fan of Hermione Granger, but pretty soon, she would be gone, and Draco was going to need all the help he could get. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 313,160 - Reviews: 3116 - Favs: 5,315 - Follows: 2,456 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Breathe by acciodanrad9 reviews
A story about a girl who doesn't believe in true love, and a boy who is determined to never love again. A story about tragedy, second chances, and learning to move on.
Keith - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 143,140 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Keith Z., Natalie A. - Complete
New Ending: Hush, Hush by Princess-Orlaith reviews
An old ending I made awhile ago for hush, hush by Becca Fitzpatrick. PatchXNora...duh Not to be continued!
Hush, Hush - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Patch/Jev, Nora G. - Complete
Randy Man's Playbook by BittyBlueEyes reviews
A very unique book finds its way to the hands of Draco Malfoy - A book that, if utilized well, could help him fulfill his fantasies. A collaboration story with fourfeetelvn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,067 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 2,027 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Boy and The Hunter by Ruby Lanx reviews
Old English assignment. The boys are on the ship back to civilization. How is Jack dealing with his behavior on the island?
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Jack M. - Complete
Come Fly With Me by CajunWitch reviews
Oneshot about what happens when Draco Malfoy flies the friendly muggle skies for the first time and encounters Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bitten by CherokeeDancer12 reviews
Hermione Granger never expected to find a certain Draco Malfoy in the condition he was in. Hurt physically and mentally, can she help him coop with himself and his new life? DISCONTINUED FOR NOW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,132 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Life He Should Know by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
After a Ministry experiment gone wrong, Draco Malfoy wakes up believing he's 18 again. With six years of his life gone, will the missing pieces ever fill in?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,170 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Monstrosity by therentyoupay reviews
WIP. An alternate universe story that captures the essence of Disney's Beauty & the Beast, but with a purely Dramione twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 170,950 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Watch the World Walk By by satinae reviews
6 years later, the boys still haven't been saved. But everyone survives and the boys live in harmony. Until their first hope of rescue in years ends badly. Instead of being home the boys are still stuck, plus one girl. Girl on the Island; Ralph/OC/Jack.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,870 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Jack M., Ralph
The Advocate's Handwriting by Bex-chan reviews
Seven years later, and she's there. Right there. Seven years of questions and scribbling her name onto parchment, and she's close enough to touch, close enough to grab her hand, like he should have the first time. Warfic. 6 years post-Hogwarts. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,757 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 351 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Graveyard Valentine by Bex-chan reviews
Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 4,358 - Follows: 750 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 7958 - Favs: 9,350 - Follows: 3,959 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Trip Down Privet Drive by TheCompositionNotebook reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive a few weeks after the final battle and the end of the war. He is quite surprised by what he finds there...in more ways than one! One-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,847 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Pure by Hesaluti reviews
It turns out that blood is important! Pureblood wizards are becoming ill and the only thing that helps them is blood from Muggle Born wizards. Guess who Hermione's blood is matched to? Draco Malfoy of course! Lots of Draco/Hermione interaction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,889 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
One by Hesaluti reviews
A spell that will end all magic can only be stopped by the birth of a special child, The One. The parents of this child need to be a perfect match. Hermione and Draco are paired so can overcome their hatred to have a child who can save the magical world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 69,394 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ah Wurv Eyo by themalfoymissus reviews
Draco had gotten seriously injured during his Quidditch match, and Hermione is worried sick.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
It's Okay to Love Them Both by mrs.salvatore39 reviews
a two shot based on 2x22. request fic, M for second chapter. what happens after the screen fades to black?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,400 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Tied Up and Vulnerable by slytherinxxx reviews
Hermione awakes to find herself at the mercy of two Slytherin bad boys. Smut ensues. Warnings: strong lemon, light bondage, language. DM/HG/BZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,796 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Numbers: One Bright Day by KatCrawfield reviews
What exactly was going through Damon's head when he tried to go out in flames literally in the season 2 finale, "As I Lay Dying?"
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Damon S., Stefan S. - Complete
This Curse to Bear by frostykitten reviews
"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,492 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 4,935 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Her Journal Entries by elizaye reviews
A helpful friend sends Draco some entries from a certain bushy-haired girl's journal. "It wouldn't hurt to know what she was thinking. I'm getting a free chance to read her thoughts. Why not?" Rated M for language, no smut. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,309 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Flashbacks from Vengeance by elizaye reviews
These are the flashbacks from the story, Vengeance, placed in chronological order so that you can see the progression of the relationship between Draco and Hermione. Rated M for sex/language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,286 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Vengeance by elizaye reviews
When a girl's best friend kills her one true love, how far will she go for revenge? "All right then, prove it. Pretend that this man is the culprit, and PROVE that you would have the guts to kill Draco's murderer." Rated M for sex/language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,643 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Aurelian by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 270,571 - Reviews: 3901 - Favs: 8,383 - Follows: 2,530 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., OC - Complete
Close Your Eyes by Fiona12690 reviews
Small Spoilers for As I Lay Dying: He laid upon his bed next to the woman he loved, the woman his brother loved and asked her to trust him one last time. DRABBLE
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Becoming Dallas Winston by Johnny Cade's little sister reviews
After learning that the State is going to take him away,Pony runs to the only place where the State can't get him. Running from his past and the recent death of Johnny and Dallas he finds that he is becoming Dallas himself.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 49,030 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Ponyboy C., Darry C. - Complete
Fever by fallenjedipadawan reviews
Sam had "the flu" after his attack.
Shiver, Maggie Stiefvater - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Sam - Complete
Ghost by insanityfare reviews
Companion to Guilty- It has been twenty seven years since Darrel Curtis has seen or heard from his little brother and all the while he wishes he could throw logic aside and hope to see him again.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Darry C., Ponyboy C. - Complete
Dizzying Crimson by Alternative96 reviews
Snow is your average goth girl - who lets a secret vampire feed off of her blood in the shadows. Rated T for swears and a little blood...duh.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,300 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Snow, Vladimir Tod
Times Infinity by acciodanrad9 reviews
She couldn't lose him; she just couldn't. To save his life and her heart, she would need a miracle. Excerpt: "I love you," he whispered, his breath warm against her neck. "Times infinity."
Keith - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 190,398 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Keith Z., Natalie A. - Complete
A Kind and Generous Man by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Regency era Dramione. Though he appeared as a highwayman, she thought he was a kind & generous man. Once the mask was removed, could she love him as he really was, or was he to hide behind his 'mask' forever. A story of manners, deception & love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,450 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ghosts by Rizzle reviews
Five years after the end of Voldemort and Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy is out of Azkaban and is a shell of his former self. Hermione Granger is doing her best, but she has demons of her own to deal with.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,443 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 184 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sickness by Chrystal Slara reviews
Draco's sick and imune to health potions. His partner Hermione, tries to nurse him back to health. Pride gets in the way, and did I mention Hermione is in love with him? short story, HGDM, M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,275 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by floorcoaster reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 4822 - Favs: 8,697 - Follows: 2,314 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
People Watching by floorcoaster reviews
It was four o'clock on Friday and she was exactly where she wanted to be. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 104 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
10 Reasons Why I married Oliver Wood by justcrazyobsessed reviews
If you can't have love then you might as well settle for money and looks, right? Hermione tells why she gave up on Draco after so many years. ONE SHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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To Love is to Destory reviews
A year relationship doesn't sound bad right? No strings attached, or that was promise Hermione was promised when she was forced with Draco. Too bad she attached her own strings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Invasion of a Life reviews
Mrs. Malfoy proposes a plan to Hermine Granger. She promises she will send Hermione on a paid trip to a secluded island, as long as she 'Baby-Sits' an ill Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,012 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Deaths of Draco Malfoy reviews
Every day Draco Malfoy dies. Every day Draco Malfoy wakes up somewhere else in a new life. Every day Draco Malfoy is hunted. Every day...Draco Malfoy finds the girl he loves. Every day Draco Malfoy...loses her. The Deaths of Draco Malfoy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,572 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
