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Joined 06-19-12, id: 4067698, Profile Updated: 06-23-12
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Hi everyone!

So about me. I'm a guy, just in case anyone out there is particularly bothered.

There is a high chance I might suck at writing fanfic. If this is the case feel free to tell me, but don't expect me to bend my life around your whims. It's one thing to tell me I suck at life and quite another to tell me to give up on life. I'm writing fanfic for my own enjoyment and reserve the right to ignore any ideas given in reviews, though if I feel they're helpful I may use them. Please review, whether the comment you leave is good, bad or indifferent, though I would prefer constructive criticism to outright insults.

Just as a heads-up I may be slow to update fanfic. Like reeeeaaaallly slow. If anyone likes the idea behind one of my fanfics and thinks they can do a better job and/or update faster than I can, just ask and I'll probably be fine with letting you take the reins.

If anyone likes the ideas behind any fanfic I write please feel free to use them. If I were bothered about people taking my ideas I probably wouldn't be putting them on a public website.

Just an interesting point (fridge logic so to speak) - at the end of HP:PS Harry said ‘I’m not going home, not really’. In that moment, if they hadn’t already, the blood wards at privet drive should have fallen.

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A Difference Of Time by Zyzyax reviews
Alex Rider dies and makes a deal to go back and fix everything with a suspicious figure...surprise! It works. Now he is back four years before the day his uncle dies. Can he train and pass as his age without raising suspicion? Good thing keeping up a front is what he was trained for... Note: Rating may increase. Updates are aimed at once a month, and never more than two apart.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 374,840 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 3/11/2017 - Alex R./Cub, Jack S., Yassen G., OC
Less Than Zero by Kenchi618 reviews
It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 441,386 - Reviews: 5781 - Favs: 7,296 - Follows: 7,392 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 5/19/2014 - OC
From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 1,063,838 - Reviews: 9283 - Favs: 9,842 - Follows: 9,596 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
The Spider by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Waking up in a hero's body is one thing, being a hero is another. SI, where Peter Parker's body is taken over and the new owner realizes the world needs a hero, it needs a Spider-man. Fully using Peter's genius, the new Spider-man finds a balance between being a hero and a teenager. Will include MCEU and more. REVIEWS!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 96 - Words: 804,636 - Reviews: 17917 - Favs: 13,218 - Follows: 13,562 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Spider-Man/Peter Parker
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8343 - Favs: 14,799 - Follows: 15,896 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2334 - Favs: 6,271 - Follows: 5,467 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea by pongnosis reviews
Alex always knew his curiosity and impulsiveness would get him into trouble. It got him tangled up with MI6, after all. He hadn't expected it to land him in the middle of SCORPIA as Yassen Gregorovich's apprentice. No pairings, AU after Skeleton Key.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 97 - Words: 553,253 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 1/27/2019 - Published: 12/24/2016 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Jaune's Grimm hand by Naccarat reviews
Jaune was on his way towards Vale to enter Beacon when a unique variant of possession-type Grimm tries to possess him. Fortunately, the possession failed, but now he is stuck with an intelligent, talking Grimm in his right arm! Well… he could still be a Huntsman, right?
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 181,155 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 12/18/2018 - Published: 12/29/2017 - OC, Jaune A.
Blood and Chaos by Aetheron reviews
The story brought to you by the depressing realization that any realistic SI involving myself can be summed up as: "He died. Horribly." But... death in the Buffyverse is hardly the end. Sometimes it's just a beginning. A pseudo-SI turned vampire story. Rated M for comedic sociopathy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 90 - Words: 273,527 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 3/9/2018 - Published: 11/10/2015 - Amy M., Faith L., Harmony K.
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 243,394 - Reviews: 2094 - Favs: 5,817 - Follows: 6,402 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Accidental Horcrux by the Imaginizer reviews
In which Harry Potter learns that friends can be made in the unlikeliest places...even in your own head. Alone and unwanted, eight-year-old Harry finds solace and purpose in a conscious piece of Tom Riddle's soul, unaware of the price he would pay for befriending the dark lord. But perhaps in the end it would all be worth it...because he'd never be alone again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 273,485 - Reviews: 2388 - Favs: 4,390 - Follows: 3,363 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Past's Player by The Fictionist reviews
Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite. [ABANDONED.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,748 - Reviews: 2749 - Favs: 3,500 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fate's Favourite by The Fictionist reviews
You always get the stories where Harry goes back into Tom Riddle's time, then either stays or gets sent back. End of, unless he tries to make Voldemort good. But what if things went differently? What if, just once, someone followed a time traveller back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 150 - Words: 315,333 - Reviews: 6257 - Favs: 4,835 - Follows: 2,303 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2593 - Favs: 6,658 - Follows: 6,386 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Terminal Justice by Overkill AKA Irrational Intelligence by Nalanda reviews
The unofficial fourth of the Make a Wish series by Rorschach's Blot, it was originally written by Overkill aka Irrational Intelligence and removed for some reason. EDIT: Have separated the chapters now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 233,566 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/26/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Continuing the Cycle by Phantom Feline reviews
POLL RESULT; PROFILE Harry thought he would die; had anticipated it, even. So now what will he do in this new world, one without magic? Not to say that there isn't power lurking here... With snakes calling him 'Lord', and everyone else saying 'Abomination', is it any surprise that he's not going to have an easy time settling down? HP AU. Eventual Naruto AU. Slow paced. Dark Themes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 133,617 - Reviews: 2353 - Favs: 4,790 - Follows: 5,491 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P.
Raptor by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,937 - Reviews: 3729 - Favs: 9,927 - Follows: 9,437 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Harry P., Velociraptor
Great Grandpa Cap by youngjusticefanatic reviews
There's another death in the Parker family leaving Peter without any relatives... or so he thought. Extensive research done to find any living relatives finds some interesting information leading back to WW2. Apparently he does have a relative who is shockingly able to look after him.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,803 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 3,138 - Follows: 2,194 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35541 - Favs: 26,490 - Follows: 19,522 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4661 - Favs: 12,293 - Follows: 12,392 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 8,706 - Follows: 3,420 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
I wouldn't exactly call that sitting by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,141 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
The Jinchuriki's Note by Naruto6023 reviews
When Light met Ryuk for the first time, the shinigami remembers a particular blonde he had previously- accidently given the note to, when he was a new shinigami with a brand new death note thousands of years ago. Clever, Deceptive & Genius Naruto
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 145,826 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 2,275 - Follows: 1,936 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Naruto U., Ryuk
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5588 - Favs: 6,319 - Follows: 6,846 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Curse of Truth by butalearner reviews
An avid fanfiction reader falls into the Harry Potter Universe just before the Triwizard Tournament, and has to come to terms with what he's lost, take advantage of what he's gained, and figure out how to deal with the truths he's hiding. Complete! Detailed rune magic, witty banter...not your usual SI, so give it a shot! See my author page for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,847 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 3,545 - Follows: 1,855 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Daphne G. - Complete
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1899 - Favs: 3,850 - Follows: 1,997 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 4,889 - Follows: 1,885 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4971 - Favs: 17,656 - Follows: 15,984 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 4043 - Favs: 12,775 - Follows: 12,303 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Fullmetal Shinobi by Kenchi618 reviews
On a night where his dream is put in jeopardy, Naruto must show how exceptional of a ninja he is by bringing an entirely new facet to the world of shinobi. Eventual NaruXOC OCxFemHaku. Will be EPIC in length. *Warning: First Story Written*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 439,928 - Reviews: 2171 - Favs: 2,822 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 9,092 - Follows: 3,473 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1983 - Favs: 4,479 - Follows: 2,387 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Hollow Feelings by Daricio reviews
Why do you hate me so much?" With a scoff, the hollow gave Ichigo the obvious response: The King was weak. But deep inside, he knew the real answer. "Because you betrayed my trust in you... aibou..." Full story of Ichigo’s hollow. The true reason why.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,300 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Zangetsu - Complete
Outcast's Alley by RhiannanT reviews
When Harry goes through some changes the summer before his Fifth year, his relatives don't react well. Suddenly Harry finds himself homeless and alone, and learning to cope with yet another whole new world he'd never known existed. creature, royalty
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,860 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 5,207 - Follows: 2,429 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4290 - Favs: 4,494 - Follows: 2,646 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6507 - Favs: 13,474 - Follows: 5,325 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Echoes of the fallen by Chilord reviews
YAHF- Xander lost a bet with with Willow, where he had to dress up as a Jewish character for Halloween. Well, he stuck to the bet.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,303 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
A Distant Relation by Shadow Master reviews
BtVSNaruto It's Halloween and a bit of chaos is about to be unleashed on the people of Sunnydale. However for one Xander Harris he will discover a heritage he never knew he had.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 346,149 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4833 - Favs: 12,939 - Follows: 5,981 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Sound of a Jinchuuriki by Foxcomm reviews
Fruits are yucky," Naruto said. "Naruto, you have to eat your fruits," Sarutobi told him. Who knew he would regret those words so quickly when the 3 year old got up and ate the Oto Oto Fruit Jiriaya brought. X-over One Piece. Complete YugitoXnaruXHina
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 154,779 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1983 - Favs: 6,636 - Follows: 2,582 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6353 - Favs: 17,107 - Follows: 5,975 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 3020 - Favs: 7,161 - Follows: 2,907 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2367 - Favs: 5,881 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11281 - Favs: 21,075 - Follows: 7,181 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Sue's Story by Resourceful-Idiot reviews
They’re annoying. They’re parasitic. And now they’ve realised. Canon has never been in so much trouble. A full cast of Sues, Stus and triplepronged cutlery!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,893 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Identity Crisis by jjonahjameson reviews
Spoilers for the second movie. How can you expect a trainfull of people to keep a secret?
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 197 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Complete
Journeys by Tenhawk reviews
Grads over and Xander leaves on his Road Trip. He winds up going a lot further then he ever expected. BOOK ONE NOW COMPLETE.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,502 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/13/2002 - Published: 3/22/2002 - Xander H. - Complete
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Human Basilisk reviews
At the end of his second year Harry was bitten by a basilisk. Nothing Happened. At the end of his Fourth year Harry is hit by the Avada Kedavra curse again. And survives. Again. Canon until end of Fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,122 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 224 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Harry P.
Failure
A rookie genin team was sent on a simple C-rank mission. Which turned into a B-rank mission. Which turned into an A-rank mission. Was there ever really a chance of that ending well. Warning Character Death and Mutilation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Naruto U.