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Joined 05-16-12, id: 4007180, Profile Updated: 05-16-12
Author has written 4 stories for Mass Effect, and Fallout.

I never know what to say in these things. Please enjoy my words.

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Embers by Nastrandir reviews
After she's sent down to Alchera to find the pieces of her ship, Shepard begins to wonder how she might put back together the pieces of herself.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 288,001 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 9/23/2017 - Published: 12/2/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Weightless by RaptorAssassin reviews
A wise Krogan once said that the only stories worth telling are those of love, sex, and war. This has all three. A story of provocateurs, confidants, and unhealthy attraction. Mass Effect Noir. Rated MA. Original content and a touch of AU pre & post ME1-3 concerning the secrets, origins, and lives of Jane Shepard and Garrus Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 150,868 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 2/26/2017 - Published: 5/27/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Fault Lines by Recidiva reviews
Rewriting of Female Shepard/Thane Krios romance. Follows plot but rewrites conversations and changes motivations with the same backstory. Told from Thane's viewpoint. Smut, anti-fluff, dark humor. This is an assassin and a Butcher, and I thought they both deserved to be loved for who they are, not through being sugar coated. Narrated on YouTube by Recidiva Quixotic.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,936 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 9/14/2015 - [J. Garson, Thane K.] Garrus V., Tali'Zorah - Complete
Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 220,428 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 2,509 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Enough by kesla reviews
Garrus, Shepard, and a hell of a lot of banter. ME2 setting with throwback to ME1; friendship and eventual romance with emphasis on dialogue and character development. Rated M for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,301 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 4/13/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Graded Absolutism by orchidcactus reviews
After Shepard destroyed the Collector base, the Illusive Man decides to correct an error he made during the Lazarus Project; he should have let Miranda put in the chip. f!Shepard/Thane; f!Shepard/Garrus. Post-ME2/ME3 AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,096 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
The Auction Where Everyone Wins by MalayaKai reviews
Tanith Delano is a crew-member aboard the Normandy, along for the ride as they're given much needed shore leave after the defeat of the Collectors, celebrating their victory with beer, laughter, and ... a human fetishist convention? Lorik/OFC MassKinkFill
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,597 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Complete
Profligate Whore by cheshcat reviews
Forced into an unlikely alliance, the Courier has to employ underhanded tactics to avoid the NCR's punishment for fraternising with the enemy. Unfortunately, it involves more fraternising with the enemy. Vulpes/F!Courier oneshot; M for language and adult themes.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Courier, Vulpes Inculta - Complete
Fifty Shades of Blue by RaptorAssassin reviews
Sordid tales of eroticism from the darkest corners of the galaxy, hot from the most degenerate pages of Fornax. It's pretty much Caligula, you guys. But with aliens. Hot aliens. That are hot. If you're uncomfortable than I'm doing it right. Rated MA for NSFW xenophilic blasphemies that will forever destroy your headcanon. Updated not so regularly. Comic relief from my serious fic.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012
Mass Absolution: Mass Symphony 2 by bluekrishna reviews
Covers the whole ME2 arc, with extra at the beginning and at the end. All Garrus POV. Starts angsty, ends fluffy. I took liberties with the story but overall kept it intact. I think Shepard is smart enough to delegate, don't you? There are parts that make little sense without reading Mass Symphony, so take the time if you can. Rated M for sexytimes and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,862 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Variations on a Theme, with Tank and Gunfire by servantofclio reviews
Shepard finds herself reliving the last few years, from the beacon on Eden Prime to the battle on Earth. Again, and again, and again. How much can she change? How much should she change? M for language, occasional sexual situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,574 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
Deathless by GreyNimue reviews
Garrus Vakarian experiences the final battle against the Reapers, and faces the potential destruction of the woman he loves. Heavy imagery. M for blood, sex, and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,992 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Time Spent Alone by Nova Starrs reviews
Lying awake at night can lead one think indecent things about their commanding officer. Rated M for a reason. My First FanFic ever! One Shot
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Thane K., J. Garson - Complete
Skin and Bone by artistic mishap reviews
During the course of her trial, all Shepard's skeletons come tumbling out of the closet. James doesn't quite know how to deal with the revelation that one of his heroes is actually human - or that he might actually like her better this way.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,471 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - J. Garson, James V.
Synodic Day by Exia reviews
He is a drell assassin. She is a human spectre. The only thing shared between them is loss. Until the day they meet, and teach each other how to love again.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,718 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Thane K., J. Garson
Newton's Third by fortunesque reviews
Courier number Six is the center of unwanted attention as every power in the Mojave scrambles to figure out her forgotten identity. What will she choose?
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 233,597 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Courier, Vulpes Inculta - Complete
At the Bar by budgie-alison reviews
Garrus told her to meet him at the bar, so that's what she does. ME3 spoilers!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Burning Buds by Rokubi reviews
After finding each other on Menae, Shepard and Garrus find a moment of peace in the quiet of the barracks and in each others arms. F!Shepard/Garrus Set ME3. M Content
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/17/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Unfortunate Liminality by orchidcactus reviews
Shepard and Garrus deal with the implications and consequences of fraternization. Angst with a healthy dose of schmoop and gunfire.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,994 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Curiosity by quondam reviews
While the Reapers ravage Palaven, some of the Turians on Menae pass the time by trading stories about the species they've bedded. Garrus enlightens them on what it's like to be with a human. Originally posted on the MEK community on LJ.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/30/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Mass Effect 3: Sunrise by Pure Sabacc reviews
A reimagining of Mass Effect 3's controversial finale in three parts.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,081 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - J. Garson - Complete
Bullet in the Brain by riversrunthroughme reviews
After Omega, Ceberus put a lot more than cybernetics into Garrus' head. Warnings: issues of consent, dark themes
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Anomaly Detected by Quickflicker reviews
When Shepard stumbles onto a planetary anomaly, old wounds are re-opened and the commander is forced to ask the age-old question "what if…?" Fem!Shep/Garrus. RATING CHANGED.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,405 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Well Now by scooter13 reviews
Garrus has always enjoyed friendly competition. SLASH, and very very M. Response to MassKink
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,266 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Garrus V., Thane K. - Complete
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Bottle of Smoke reviews
A shadow follows Courier Six into the Divide. Deathclaws happen. Sequel to "The Gambler." Rated M for all the good stuff.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Courier, Vulpes Inculta, ED-E, Ulysses
The Gambler reviews
F!Courier and Vulpes Inculta discuss their differing ethical philosophies, conduct an illicit business transaction, and seduce one another. Posted originally on the Fallout Kink Meme. Rated M for language, violence, and sexual content. Bethesda owns all.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Courier, Vulpes Inculta - Complete
Cancer Man reviews
Cross-Posted on the kmeme. In The Illusive Man's final moments, he remembers what changed him. Rated M for coarse language, violence, and sexual content. Bioware owns all.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - J. Garson, Illusive Man
Scars reviews
ME3 was missing some pieces. SPOILERS for all three games. Rated M for language, violence and sexual situations in future chapters. Bioware owns everything. UPDATED Chapter 2.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V.