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Joined Apr 30, 2012, id: 3970518, Profile Updated: Nov 5, 2014
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Vocaloid, Death Note, Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師, and Web Shows.

Hello. If you are reading this, then thank you, because I didn't think that anyone but me really even reads people's profiles! Much less mine.

Anyways, you can call me Ash. I am not now, nor will I ever be, posting my real name on this website. Anywhere. EVER!

but some facts about me are...

Birthday: February 21

Gender:

Age: 15-25

nationality: born, raised, and currently live in America, but I am a mix of sweddish, welshe, German, native, Asian, Russian, etc. (pretty much everything... :T)

Views on gays: What? Is there supposed to be some big deal about whether you like a guy when you're a guy or a girl when you're a girl? Because I sure as Zalgo don't think so.

Speaking of which... sexuality: As I like

Religion: Catholic. But I will never call a homosexual person anything bad, shove my religion in your face, or do anything else that a stereotypical Catholic Christian would do that is negative, for that matter. After all, people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

Likes: I love watching anime, marblehornets, and music videos. It is my sad, sad purpose in life alongside reading Creepypastas. Reading, writing, mask-making, and preparing for Halloween no matter what time of year it is are also some things I enjoy.

Abilities: I can draw (kinda) but my true passion is in the written arts. I am also pretty good at threats and the such.

feel free to PM me anytime!

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T̷̗̦͖͆̽̑̉̂̚ͅo̗̘̬̼̖̼ͨ̌̍̿̕ ̨͛ͭ͛ͫͮ͆ȋ̘̦̦̮̼͙͆̊̋̅̚̕n͖̙̙̬͉̦̠ͮ͑̊v̦ͪ͐̈́͆̅oͫ͗ͥ̋k͎͂̿ȩ̬̘͕̻̃͂ ͏̱͓̥̲̺̤t̜̖͌̑ͫͮh̵̬͚̑̓̐̽̚e̵̩͓̦̟ͪͫͦ͗͑ ͌͐͑̏̈hͩͭͣ͊͌ͭ͏͙i̶̲̼͊̊ͅv̶̭͈̙̙̦̽ͦͪ͊̋ͩĕ͉̬͍͇̃̎͒-̘̜͈̄̂m̟͚̲̼͚̰͛͜î̵̯͍͎ͥ̃̑̇ń̳̪̙̻͈͎̬ͪ̎̑͜d̥͖̩̗͖̟ͫ̔ͭͣ̋ͪ̽ r͈͎͔̟̞̪͓e̷̥̯̰͕̞̯̣̒ͫ̋ͨ͐p̥̖̱͖͂ͥ̌͗ͥ̂r̛̝͚͕̻͙̬ͧ̆̾͆̑̏ȇ̟̱̪̦̓̅̄́͠s̸̼̮̮̃̈́̐̾̑̈́ë̫̯̖͙̤͔͕̚ń͔̂̏̋ẗ̫͎͚̩͇͙̰̋i̝̮̼͖͙͉͓̅́ṇ̫̘͇̰̙̟͢g̨̱͇̻͇̜͖ͭͬͬ̂̽͆̍ ̨͖͚̲͈̘̜̃̒ͮͅc̩̥ͨͪ̐͆ĥ̢ͧ̿ͪ̆̽a̜͇̞o̜̮͆ͮ̂s.̻̋͛̀ͫ̌̀͆

̲̟͇ͬͥ͂ͨͪ̏I̭̜̥̼ͅṇ̩̬͈̞v̼̤͔̣̯͉͇ͯͭ̐͌̌͛̾͡o͙͖k̛͉̯̬̓ͫ̋̈̽͆i̠͎̞̟̫̯̝̊n̨̬͓̯̮̞ͥ̅g͖̣͙̞̥̖̎̓̿̽ͣ̓̑ ̹̝͚͎̐͌̆͆t̛͓͓̥̥̝̼̤̄̒h̴͑̍e̠͓̣͙̮̙ͬ̂̚ ̹̩͕̟f̶̱͖̼̟̺̰̺ẹ͉̣̭̅̊́̄̈́ͫė͓͇̪̣̍́̅̈́͡ͅḽ̜̦͂͘ī̺͉̪̰͙͖̤̎̆͢nͭ͆ͨ͏̭͔̙̫̤g̨̳̥̥̩̺̽ͩͮ ̢̬̙͍̋ͯ̎̒̔̚ͅo̠̾̔͘ͅf̗̟̌̅͗͆̀̾ͫ ̛͇͂̄̋ͩͫ̓ͣc̤̳ͮͤ̐̄̆ͧ͋h̓a͈̝̩͖͙̼̦ǒ͍̩̐͂̂̀ͅs̰͓͆͐͆͌ͮ.̱̟ͫ̑̏̄̚͟T̷̗̦͖͆̽̑̉̂̚ͅo̗̘̬̼̖̼ͨ̌̍̿̕ ̨͛ͭ͛ͫͮ͆ȋ̘̦̦̮̼͙͆̊̋̅̚̕n͖̙̙̬͉̦̠ͮ͑̊v̦ͪ͐̈́͆̅oͫ͗ͥ̋k͎͂̿ȩ̬̘͕̻̃͂ ͏̱͓̥̲̺̤t̜̖͌̑ͫͮh̵̬͚̑̓̐̽̚e̵̩͓̦̟ͪͫͦ͗͑ ͌͐͑̏̈hͩͭͣ͊͌ͭ͏͙i̶̲̼͊̊ͅv̶̭͈̙̙̦̽ͦͪ͊̋ͩĕ͉̬͍͇̃̎͒-̘̜͈̄̂m̟͚̲̼͚̰͛͜î̵̯͍͎ͥ̃̑̇ń̳̪̙̻͈͎̬ͪ̎̑͜d̥͖̩̗͖̟ͫ̔ͭͣ̋ͪ̽ r͈͎͔̟̞̪͓e̷̥̯̰͕̞̯̣̒ͫ̋ͨ͐p̥̖̱͖͂ͥ̌͗ͥ̂r̛̝͚͕̻͙̬ͧ̆̾͆̑̏ȇ̟̱̪̦̓̅̄́͠s̸̼̮̮̃̈́̐̾̑̈́ë̫̯̖͙̤͔͕̚ń͔̂̏̋ẗ̫͎͚̩͇͙̰̋i̝̮̼͖͙͉͓̅́ṇ̫̘͇̰̙̟͢g̨̱͇̻͇̜͖ͭͬͬ̂̽͆̍ ̨͖͚̲͈̘̜̃̒ͮͅc̩̥ͨͪ̐͆ĥ̢ͧ̿ͪ̆̽a̜͇̞o̜̮͆ͮ̂s.̻̋͛̀ͫ̌̀͆

̲̟͇ͬͥ͂ͨͪ̏I̭̜̥̼ͅṇ̩̬͈̞v̼̤͔̣̯͉͇ͯͭ̐͌̌͛̾͡o͙͖k̛͉̯̬̓ͫ̋̈̽͆i̠͎̞̟̫̯̝̊n̨̬͓̯̮̞ͥ̅g͖̣͙̞̥̖̎̓̿̽ͣ̓̑ ̹̝͚͎̐͌̆͆t̛͓͓̥̥̝̼̤̄̒h̴͑̍e̠͓̣͙̮̙ͬ̂̚ ̹̩͕̟f̶̱͖̼̟̺̰̺ẹ͉̣̭̅̊́̄̈́ͫė͓͇̪̣̍́̅̈́͡ͅḽ̜̦͂͘ī̺͉̪̰͙͖̤̎̆͢nͭ͆ͨ͏̭͔̙̫̤g̨̳̥̥̩̺̽ͩͮ ̢̬̙͍̋ͯ̎̒̔̚ͅo̠̾̔͘ͅf̗̟̌̅͗͆̀̾ͫ ̛͇͂̄̋ͩͫ̓ͣc̤̳ͮͤ̐̄̆ͧ͋h̓a͈̝̩͖͙̼̦ǒ͍̩̐͂̂̀ͅs̰͓͆͐͆͌ͮ.̱̟ͫ̑̏̄̚͟

̥͙̥͍͖̣͊̕W̨̥̩̩̥͐̽̎̚i̹̖̣͚̳̩̪͊ͩͩ̊ͧͯt̬̱̥͙̼̙̳̂ͬ̚h̾͐́̑ö̜̹̬̻̻͔̞́̈́͋̎̂̄u̪̜̳̐͛͛ͮ̃̏̉t͍͚̹͆ͬ͑̄ ̰̤̻ͬͥ͑ͯ͆ǫ̗̱̺͓̻̒̐ͪr̥͖͍̠͇ͤ͛̅͗̀d͇̟͓̗͍̦̏ͬͦ͐ͮ́͡e͎̳͈̭̝r͉̰̱̖̪̀ͥ.̀T̷̗̦͖͆̽̑̉̂̚ͅo̗̘̬̼̖̼ͨ̌̍̿̕ ̨͛ͭ͛ͫͮ͆ȋ̘̦̦̮̼͙͆̊̋̅̚̕n͖̙̙̬͉̦̠ͮ͑̊v̦ͪ͐̈́͆̅oͫ͗ͥ̋k͎͂̿ȩ̬̘͕̻̃͂ ͏̱͓̥̲̺̤t̜̖͌̑ͫͮh̵̬͚̑̓̐̽̚e̵̩͓̦̟ͪͫͦ͗͑ ͌͐͑̏̈hͩͭͣ͊͌ͭ͏͙i̶̲̼͊̊ͅv̶̭͈̙̙̦̽ͦͪ͊̋ͩĕ͉̬͍͇̃̎͒-̘̜͈̄̂m̟͚̲̼͚̰͛͜î̵̯͍͎ͥ̃̑̇ń̳̪̙̻͈͎̬ͪ̎̑͜d̥͖̩̗͖̟ͫ̔ͭͣ̋ͪ̽ r͈͎͔̟̞̪͓e̷̥̯̰͕̞̯̣̒ͫ̋ͨ͐p̥̖̱͖͂ͥ̌͗ͥ̂r̛̝͚͕̻͙̬ͧ̆̾͆̑̏ȇ̟̱̪̦̓̅̄́͠s̸̼̮̮̃̈́̐̾̑̈́ë̫̯̖͙̤͔͕̚ń͔̂̏̋ẗ̫͎͚̩͇͙̰̋i̝̮̼͖͙͉͓̅́ṇ̫̘͇̰̙̟͢g̨̱͇̻͇̜͖ͭͬͬ̂̽͆̍ ̨͖͚̲͈̘̜̃̒ͮͅc̩̥ͨͪ̐͆ĥ̢ͧ̿ͪ̆̽a̜͇̞o̜̮͆ͮ̂s.̻̋͛̀ͫ̌̀͆

̲̟͇ͬͥ͂ͨͪ̏I̭̜̥̼ͅṇ̩̬͈̞v̼̤͔̣̯͉͇ͯͭ̐͌̌͛̾͡o͙͖k̛͉̯̬̓ͫ̋̈̽͆i̠͎̞̟̫̯̝̊n̨̬͓̯̮̞ͥ̅g͖̣͙̞̥̖̎̓̿̽ͣ̓̑ ̹̝͚͎̐͌̆͆t̛͓͓̥̥̝̼̤̄̒h̴͑̍e̠͓̣͙̮̙ͬ̂̚ ̹̩͕̟f̶̱͖̼̟̺̰̺ẹ͉̣̭̅̊́̄̈́ͫė͓͇̪̣̍́̅̈́͡ͅḽ̜̦͂͘ī̺͉̪̰͙͖̤̎̆͢nͭ͆ͨ͏̭͔̙̫̤g̨̳̥̥̩̺̽ͩͮ ̢̬̙͍̋ͯ̎̒̔̚ͅo̠̾̔͘ͅf̗̟̌̅͗͆̀̾ͫ ̛͇͂̄̋ͩͫ̓ͣc̤̳ͮͤ̐̄̆ͧ͋h̓a͈̝̩͖͙̼̦ǒ͍̩̐͂̂̀ͅs̰͓͆͐͆͌ͮ.̱̟ͫ̑̏̄̚͟

̥͙̥͍͖̣͊̕W̨̥̩̩̥͐̽̎̚i̹̖̣͚̳̩̪͊ͩͩ̊ͧͯt̬̱̥͙̼̙̳̂ͬ̚h̾͐́̑ö̜̹̬̻̻͔̞́̈́͋̎̂̄u̪̜̳̐͛͛ͮ̃̏̉t͍͚̹͆ͬ͑̄ ̰̤̻ͬͥ͑ͯ͆ǫ̗̱̺͓̻̒̐ͪr̥͖͍̠͇ͤ͛̅͗̀d͇̟͓̗͍̦̏ͬͦ͐ͮ́͡e͎̳͈̭̝r͉̰̱̖̪̀ͥ.̀

̹̖̺̮ͦͬ̋͘T̘͌̏͝h̀ͧ̐͗͂̒̚͏͍̤͎̞̟e͔̫̰͖̟̳͒̀͒̐̊͜ ̵̤̠̹̃N͙ͨͦ̈̊e̍̓̇͊͋͏̭̙̗̼̩̥̦z̸̻͍͖̯̩ͬ̈́͌͊p͚̘̗̽ͨͫͥ͊ͣ̈́ͅẹ̩̜̹̦̞r̪͆ͦͬ̂̌̓͋͢d̏̀̓͑ͫ̓ͮi̡̗͉̲̲͓͎͂́ǻ͑͛̕n̬̺͙̩̺̮̏͑̚͠ ̫̦̇ͪ͛hͫ̍ͬͦͯ̇̕i̯̫̼̼̠ṽ̝̝̜͈͓̒e̪̩̰̰̬̳͔̎̃-̢̝̩̜̱͆ṁ̝̉̈́ͪ̔iͦṉ̨̜̙d̫̝̖̺̯͇ͅ ̖̺͋ͨͮ̋͜ọ͙̤̟̻̟͛̽́͋f̷̙͌̓̀ ͔̠͎͇̼̳c̻̲͇̪̱̦̒́̾ͫ̂̓h̘̐ͪ̂̚ͅa͎͖̼̒ͮ̔̏óͩͣͩͦ̉͞s͔̤̪̎̋͐̂͒ͧ͆.̦̦̗̜̘̼̈͠ ̶̻̭̭̻̂ͦͬ̿́͛ͧZ̥̤̱͎͔̬̲͝ä̪̘̘̤̣́͐̋ͩ̿̽l̡̬͔̱͖͆g̓͆͏̬͚̻̼ǫ̝͊͒̓̈́ͯͨ̚.̝̗͖̣̒ͫ

͔̳ͦ̀́H͇͚̯̘̹̣̐͐ͩ͝ͅeͦ̔̍͂ͭ ̙̳̺͢w̼̠̾ͥ́͌ͪ͠h̝̙̹̻̫̫͚͊͂̽͝o͙̤͎ͨ̍͢ ͕͚͒ͧͭ̒̽ͩW̨ͧ̆ͮͮ̾ã̙̼̙̪̝̭̘̋̌̓̆̅i̤̕t͏̠͕̮̼͕̖̙s̩̒͂̎ͅ ̮B͖̯̜̔̊͌̂̆̋e̶͈̮̻̅̚h̨̭̙̻̣͓̞̳͐ȉ̷̩͍̱̦̉n̡͈̟̰̪͇ͯ̈́̆d̬͓̦̅ͭ͋̂̉ͫ͟ ̶̹̲̗̦̉Ţ̻͗ͦͥͩ͋̓h̞̦̝̝̫͔͛̑͛̀̏ė͇̬̠̹̺ ͯ̍ͬͩW̰̜̪̣̞̣͐a̤̝͕̟̲̿͒̅ͭ͝l̵̠̞̭̼̖̃ͥ̆ͅľ̸̯͖͚̝̊̅͗̔̔ͧ.̩̻͙͖̫̦͊̃

̜̭̦͓̱͉͖̿͐̂̀̒̀̉Z͂̉͒͌͒ͭ͘A̖͎̼̮͂̒͊̄̅ͬL̼͇͈̬̾̄ͮ̆̈́͐̇G̪ͥ̂̈ͬͥͤO͇͓̻!̠͖̖̩̭̠̓ͬT̷̗̦͖͆̽̑̉̂̚ͅo̗̘̬̼̖̼ͨ̌̍̿̕ ̨͛ͭ͛ͫͮ͆ȋ̘̦̦̮̼͙͆̊̋̅̚̕n͖̙̙̬͉̦̠ͮ͑̊v̦ͪ͐̈́͆̅oͫ͗ͥ̋k͎͂̿ȩ̬̘͕̻̃͂ ͏̱͓̥̲̺̤t̜̖͌̑ͫͮh̵̬͚̑̓̐̽̚e̵̩͓̦̟ͪͫͦ͗͑ ͌͐͑̏̈hͩͭͣ͊͌ͭ͏͙i̶̲̼͊̊ͅv̶̭͈̙̙̦̽ͦͪ͊̋ͩĕ͉̬͍͇̃̎͒-̘̜͈̄̂m̟͚̲̼͚̰͛͜î̵̯͍͎ͥ̃̑̇ń̳̪̙̻͈͎̬ͪ̎̑͜d̥͖̩̗͖̟ͫ̔ͭͣ̋ͪ̽ r͈͎͔̟̞̪͓e̷̥̯̰͕̞̯̣̒ͫ̋ͨ͐p̥̖̱͖͂ͥ̌͗ͥ̂r̛̝͚͕̻͙̬ͧ̆̾͆̑̏ȇ̟̱̪̦̓̅̄́͠s̸̼̮̮̃̈́̐̾̑̈́ë̫̯̖͙̤͔͕̚ń͔̂̏̋ẗ̫͎͚̩͇͙̰̋i̝̮̼͖͙͉͓̅́ṇ̫̘͇̰̙̟͢g̨̱͇̻͇̜͖ͭͬͬ̂̽͆̍ ̨͖͚̲͈̘̜̃̒ͮͅc̩̥ͨͪ̐͆ĥ̢ͧ̿ͪ̆̽a̜͇̞o̜̮͆ͮ̂s.̻̋͛̀ͫ̌̀͆

̲̟͇ͬͥ͂ͨͪ̏I̭̜̥̼ͅṇ̩̬͈̞v̼̤͔̣̯͉͇ͯͭ̐͌̌͛̾͡o͙͖k̛͉̯̬̓ͫ̋̈̽͆i̠͎̞̟̫̯̝̊n̨̬͓̯̮̞ͥ̅g͖̣͙̞̥̖̎̓̿̽ͣ̓̑ ̹̝͚͎̐͌̆͆t̛͓͓̥̥̝̼̤̄̒h̴͑̍e̠͓̣͙̮̙ͬ̂̚ ̹̩͕̟f̶̱͖̼̟̺̰̺ẹ͉̣̭̅̊́̄̈́ͫė͓͇̪̣̍́̅̈́͡ͅḽ̜̦͂͘ī̺͉̪̰͙͖̤̎̆͢nͭ͆ͨ͏̭͔̙̫̤g̨̳̥̥̩̺̽ͩͮ ̢̬̙͍̋ͯ̎̒̔̚ͅo̠̾̔͘ͅf̗̟̌̅͗͆̀̾ͫ ̛͇͂̄̋ͩͫ̓ͣc̤̳ͮͤ̐̄̆ͧ͋h̓a͈̝̩͖͙̼̦ǒ͍̩̐͂̂̀ͅs̰͓͆͐͆͌ͮ.̱̟ͫ̑̏̄̚͟

̥͙̥͍͖̣͊̕W̨̥̩̩̥͐̽̎̚i̹̖̣͚̳̩̪͊ͩͩ̊ͧͯt̬̱̥͙̼̙̳̂ͬ̚h̾͐́̑ö̜̹̬̻̻͔̞́̈́͋̎̂̄u̪̜̳̐͛͛ͮ̃̏̉t͍͚̹͆ͬ͑̄ ̰̤̻ͬͥ͑ͯ͆ǫ̗̱̺͓̻̒̐ͪr̥͖͍̠͇ͤ͛̅͗̀d͇̟͓̗͍̦̏ͬͦ͐ͮ́͡e͎̳͈̭̝r͉̰̱̖̪̀ͥ.̀

̹̖̺̮ͦͬ̋͘T̘͌̏͝h̀ͧ̐͗͂̒̚͏͍̤͎̞̟e͔̫̰͖̟̳͒̀͒̐̊͜ ̵̤̠̹̃N͙ͨͦ̈̊e̍̓̇͊͋͏̭̙̗̼̩̥̦z̸̻͍͖̯̩ͬ̈́͌͊p͚̘̗̽ͨͫͥ͊ͣ̈́ͅẹ̩̜̹̦̞r̪͆ͦͬ̂̌̓͋͢d̏̀̓͑ͫ̓ͮi̡̗͉̲̲͓͎͂́ǻ͑͛̕n̬̺͙̩̺̮̏͑̚͠ ̫̦̇ͪ͛hͫ̍ͬͦͯ̇̕i̯̫̼̼̠ṽ̝̝̜͈͓̒e̪̩̰̰̬̳͔̎̃-̢̝̩̜̱͆ṁ̝̉̈́ͪ̔iͦṉ̨̜̙d̫̝̖̺̯͇ͅ ̖̺͋ͨͮ̋͜ọ͙̤̟̻̟͛̽́͋f̷̙͌̓̀ ͔̠͎͇̼̳c̻̲͇̪̱̦̒́̾ͫ̂̓h̘̐ͪ̂̚ͅa͎͖̼̒ͮ̔̏óͩͣͩͦ̉͞s͔̤̪̎̋͐̂͒ͧ͆.̦̦̗̜̘̼̈͠ ̶̻̭̭̻̂ͦͬ̿́͛ͧZ̥̤̱͎͔̬̲͝ä̪̘̘̤̣́͐̋ͩ̿̽l̡̬͔̱͖͆g̓͆͏̬͚̻̼ǫ̝͊͒̓̈́ͯͨ̚.̝̗͖̣̒ͫ

͔̳ͦ̀́H͇͚̯̘̹̣̐͐ͩ͝ͅeͦ̔̍͂ͭ ̙̳̺͢w̼̠̾ͥ́͌ͪ͠h̝̙̹̻̫̫͚͊͂̽͝o͙̤͎ͨ̍͢ ͕͚͒ͧͭ̒̽ͩW̨ͧ̆ͮͮ̾ã̙̼̙̪̝̭̘̋̌̓̆̅i̤̕t͏̠͕̮̼͕̖̙s̩̒͂̎ͅ ̮B͖̯̜̔̊͌̂̆̋e̶͈̮̻̅̚h̨̭̙̻̣͓̞̳͐ȉ̷̩͍̱̦̉n̡͈̟̰̪͇ͯ̈́̆d̬͓̦̅ͭ͋̂̉ͫ͟ ̶̹̲̗̦̉Ţ̻͗ͦͥͩ͋̓h̞̦̝̝̫͔͛̑͛̀̏ė͇̬̠̹̺ ͯ̍ͬͩW̰̜̪̣̞̣͐a̤̝͕̟̲̿͒̅ͭ͝l̵̠̞̭̼̖̃ͥ̆ͅľ̸̯͖͚̝̊̅͗̔̔ͧ.̩̻͙͖̫̦͊̃

̜̭̦͓̱͉͖̿͐̂̀̒̀̉Z͂̉͒͌͒ͭ͘A̖͎̼̮͂̒͊̄̅ͬL̼͇͈̬̾̄ͮ̆̈́͐̇G̪ͥ̂̈ͬͥͤO͇͓̻!̠͖̖̩̭̠̓ͬ

̖͍̠̼͚͖͓ͮ̔̈̄͗̀T̩̟̭̮̝̺̒̿̂̒̈ḧ̝̇͛̈́ͯ̿͢ĕ̦͎̙͋ͭ̏ ͕͐̀ȇ͇̙̭̺̙̠ͥ̑͡n̩̬͠t̞̺͑͋̿̏ͣ̚ï̧̔ͩ̈́̄ͭr̵̆͂́́eͤ ̟̳̝̇͑r̨̫̣͕̳̮ͩ̉̀o͈ͧ͆ͯͫͤ̐̅oͥ̎ͤ̇ͮ̉m͒ͧ̉͑̀ͦ ̵̭̩̦̝̝̦̪͛̆̓͗ȉ̱̦̘̪͖̼͚ͦ̉̓ͯ̓̀s͔̝̭̰͘ ̢̫̣f̞̹̭̆͛ͯi̽ͬ͑ͭͪ͛̚l̦̥͇͉̱̭̫l̴͕̲̬͋͂̍ͅē̇̆̆ͦ͘d͍͖ ̻̘̬̪͈̲̂̊ͦ̇̚w̷̯̘̤̟̟ͩ̂͛͂̄ͫ̿i̹͇̋̇̐̈ͦ̂ẗ́͐ͣͤ͛̚̕h̰͎͙̽̓ͩ̎ͤ͊ͧ ̶̱̰͙̩͆̈̔͋̀ͯZ̢͎̲͓̦̜ͧ͐̔a͍̜̲̜̓̾ͅl͙͓̯̙̗̩̍̈͛̉g̨̝̜͒̓ͯͬ̽͋̀o̸̟͔̥̲̞̭̒ͧ͆͛ͧ̈́̏.̫͕̘̫̽͗̋͒͐͞T̷̗̦͖͆̽̑̉̂̚ͅo̗̘̬̼̖̼ͨ̌̍̿̕ ̨͛ͭ͛ͫͮ͆ȋ̘̦̦̮̼͙͆̊̋̅̚̕n͖̙̙̬͉̦̠ͮ͑̊v̦ͪ͐̈́͆̅oͫ͗ͥ̋k͎͂̿ȩ̬̘͕̻̃͂ ͏̱͓̥̲̺̤t̜̖͌̑ͫͮh̵̬͚̑̓̐̽̚e̵̩͓̦̟ͪͫͦ͗͑ ͌͐͑̏̈hͩͭͣ͊͌ͭ͏͙i̶̲̼͊̊ͅv̶̭͈̙̙̦̽ͦͪ͊̋ͩĕ͉̬͍͇̃̎͒-̘̜͈̄̂m̟͚̲̼͚̰͛͜î̵̯͍͎ͥ̃̑̇ń̳̪̙̻͈͎̬ͪ̎̑͜d̥͖̩̗͖̟ͫ̔ͭͣ̋ͪ̽ r͈͎͔̟̞̪͓e̷̥̯̰͕̞̯̣̒ͫ̋ͨ͐p̥̖̱͖͂ͥ̌͗ͥ̂r̛̝͚͕̻͙̬ͧ̆̾͆̑̏ȇ̟̱̪̦̓̅̄́͠s̸̼̮̮̃̈́̐̾̑̈́ë̫̯̖͙̤͔͕̚ń͔̂̏̋ẗ̫͎͚̩͇͙̰̋i̝̮̼͖͙͉͓̅́ṇ̫̘͇̰̙̟͢g̨̱͇̻͇̜͖ͭͬͬ̂̽͆̍ ̨͖͚̲͈̘̜̃̒ͮͅc̩̥ͨͪ̐͆ĥ̢ͧ̿ͪ̆̽a̜͇̞o̜̮͆ͮ̂s.̻̋͛̀ͫ̌̀͆

̲̟͇ͬͥ͂ͨͪ̏I̭̜̥̼ͅṇ̩̬͈̞v̼̤͔̣̯͉͇ͯͭ̐͌̌͛̾͡o͙͖k̛͉̯̬̓ͫ̋̈̽͆i̠͎̞̟̫̯̝̊n̨̬͓̯̮̞ͥ̅g͖̣͙̞̥̖̎̓̿̽ͣ̓̑ ̹̝͚͎̐͌̆͆t̛͓͓̥̥̝̼̤̄̒h̴͑̍e̠͓̣͙̮̙ͬ̂̚ ̹̩͕̟f̶̱͖̼̟̺̰̺ẹ͉̣̭̅̊́̄̈́ͫė͓͇̪̣̍́̅̈́͡ͅḽ̜̦͂͘ī̺͉̪̰͙͖̤̎̆͢nͭ͆ͨ͏̭͔̙̫̤g̨̳̥̥̩̺̽ͩͮ ̢̬̙͍̋ͯ̎̒̔̚ͅo̠̾̔͘ͅf̗̟̌̅͗͆̀̾ͫ ̛͇͂̄̋ͩͫ̓ͣc̤̳ͮͤ̐̄̆ͧ͋h̓a͈̝̩͖͙̼̦ǒ͍̩̐͂̂̀ͅs̰͓͆͐͆͌ͮ.̱̟ͫ̑̏̄̚͟

̥͙̥͍͖̣͊̕W̨̥̩̩̥͐̽̎̚i̹̖̣͚̳̩̪͊ͩͩ̊ͧͯt̬̱̥͙̼̙̳̂ͬ̚h̾͐́̑ö̜̹̬̻̻͔̞́̈́͋̎̂̄u̪̜̳̐͛͛ͮ̃̏̉t͍͚̹͆ͬ͑̄ ̰̤̻ͬͥ͑ͯ͆ǫ̗̱̺͓̻̒̐ͪr̥͖͍̠͇ͤ͛̅͗̀d͇̟͓̗͍̦̏ͬͦ͐ͮ́͡e͎̳͈̭̝r͉̰̱̖̪̀ͥ.̀

̹̖̺̮ͦͬ̋͘T̘͌̏͝h̀ͧ̐͗͂̒̚͏͍̤͎̞̟e͔̫̰͖̟̳͒̀͒̐̊͜ ̵̤̠̹̃N͙ͨͦ̈̊e̍̓̇͊͋͏̭̙̗̼̩̥̦z̸̻͍͖̯̩ͬ̈́͌͊p͚̘̗̽ͨͫͥ͊ͣ̈́ͅẹ̩̜̹̦̞r̪͆ͦͬ̂̌̓͋͢d̏̀̓͑ͫ̓ͮi̡̗͉̲̲͓͎͂́ǻ͑͛̕n̬̺͙̩̺̮̏͑̚͠ ̫̦̇ͪ͛hͫ̍ͬͦͯ̇̕i̯̫̼̼̠ṽ̝̝̜͈͓̒e̪̩̰̰̬̳͔̎̃-̢̝̩̜̱͆ṁ̝̉̈́ͪ̔iͦṉ̨̜̙d̫̝̖̺̯͇ͅ ̖̺͋ͨͮ̋͜ọ͙̤̟̻̟͛̽́͋f̷̙͌̓̀ ͔̠͎͇̼̳c̻̲͇̪̱̦̒́̾ͫ̂̓h̘̐ͪ̂̚ͅa͎͖̼̒ͮ̔̏óͩͣͩͦ̉͞s͔̤̪̎̋͐̂͒ͧ͆.̦̦̗̜̘̼̈͠ ̶̻̭̭̻̂ͦͬ̿́͛ͧZ̥̤̱͎͔̬̲͝ä̪̘̘̤̣́͐̋ͩ̿̽l̡̬͔̱͖͆g̓͆͏̬͚̻̼ǫ̝͊͒̓̈́ͯͨ̚.̝̗͖̣̒ͫ

͔̳ͦ̀́H͇͚̯̘̹̣̐͐ͩ͝ͅeͦ̔̍͂ͭ ̙̳̺͢w̼̠̾ͥ́͌ͪ͠h̝̙̹̻̫̫͚͊͂̽͝o͙̤͎ͨ̍͢ ͕͚͒ͧͭ̒̽ͩW̨ͧ̆ͮͮ̾ã̙̼̙̪̝̭̘̋̌̓̆̅i̤̕t͏̠͕̮̼͕̖̙s̩̒͂̎ͅ ̮B͖̯̜̔̊͌̂̆̋e̶͈̮̻̅̚h̨̭̙̻̣͓̞̳͐ȉ̷̩͍̱̦̉n̡͈̟̰̪͇ͯ̈́̆d̬͓̦̅ͭ͋̂̉ͫ͟ ̶̹̲̗̦̉Ţ̻͗ͦͥͩ͋̓h̞̦̝̝̫͔͛̑͛̀̏ė͇̬̠̹̺ ͯ̍ͬͩW̰̜̪̣̞̣͐a̤̝͕̟̲̿͒̅ͭ͝l̵̠̞̭̼̖̃ͥ̆ͅľ̸̯͖͚̝̊̅͗̔̔ͧ.̩̻͙͖̫̦͊̃

̜̭̦͓̱͉͖̿͐̂̀̒̀̉Z͂̉͒͌͒ͭ͘A̖͎̼̮͂̒͊̄̅ͬL̼͇͈̬̾̄ͮ̆̈́͐̇G̪ͥ̂̈ͬͥͤO͇͓̻!̠͖̖̩̭̠̓ͬT̷̗̦͖͆̽̑̉̂̚ͅo̗̘̬̼̖̼ͨ̌̍̿̕ ̨͛ͭ͛ͫͮ͆ȋ̘̦̦̮̼͙͆̊̋̅̚̕n͖̙̙̬͉̦̠ͮ͑̊v̦ͪ͐̈́͆̅oͫ͗ͥ̋k͎͂̿ȩ̬̘͕̻̃͂ ͏̱͓̥̲̺̤t̜̖͌̑ͫͮh̵̬͚̑̓̐̽̚e̵̩͓̦̟ͪͫͦ͗͑ ͌͐͑̏̈hͩͭͣ͊͌ͭ͏͙i̶̲̼͊̊ͅv̶̭͈̙̙̦̽ͦͪ͊̋ͩĕ͉̬͍͇̃̎͒-̘̜͈̄̂m̟͚̲̼͚̰͛͜î̵̯͍͎ͥ̃̑̇ń̳̪̙̻͈͎̬ͪ̎̑͜d̥͖̩̗͖̟ͫ̔ͭͣ̋ͪ̽ r͈͎͔̟̞̪͓e̷̥̯̰͕̞̯̣̒ͫ̋ͨ͐p̥̖̱͖͂ͥ̌͗ͥ̂r̛̝͚͕̻͙̬ͧ̆̾͆̑̏ȇ̟̱̪̦̓̅̄́͠s̸̼̮̮̃̈́̐̾̑̈́ë̫̯̖͙̤͔͕̚ń͔̂̏̋ẗ̫͎͚̩͇͙̰̋i̝̮̼͖͙͉͓̅́ṇ̫̘͇̰̙̟͢g̨̱͇̻͇̜͖ͭͬͬ̂̽͆̍ ̨͖͚̲͈̘̜̃̒ͮͅc̩̥ͨͪ̐͆ĥ̢ͧ̿ͪ̆̽a̜͇̞o̜̮͆ͮ̂s.̻̋͛̀ͫ̌̀͆

̲̟͇ͬͥ͂ͨͪ̏I̭̜̥̼ͅṇ̩̬͈̞v̼̤͔̣̯͉͇ͯͭ̐͌̌͛̾͡o͙͖k̛͉̯̬̓ͫ̋̈̽͆i̠͎̞̟̫̯̝̊n̨̬͓̯̮̞ͥ̅g͖̣͙̞̥̖̎̓̿̽ͣ̓̑ ̹̝͚͎̐͌̆͆t̛͓͓̥̥̝̼̤̄̒h̴͑̍e̠͓̣͙̮̙ͬ̂̚ ̹̩͕̟f̶̱͖̼̟̺̰̺ẹ͉̣̭̅̊́̄̈́ͫė͓͇̪̣̍́̅̈́͡ͅḽ̜̦͂͘ī̺͉̪̰͙͖̤̎̆͢nͭ͆ͨ͏̭͔̙̫̤g̨̳̥̥̩̺̽ͩͮ ̢̬̙͍̋ͯ̎̒̔̚ͅo̠̾̔͘ͅf̗̟̌̅͗͆̀̾ͫ ̛͇͂̄̋ͩͫ̓ͣc̤̳ͮͤ̐̄̆ͧ͋h̓a͈̝̩͖͙̼̦ǒ͍̩̐͂̂̀ͅs̰͓͆͐͆͌ͮ.̱̟ͫ̑̏̄̚͟

̥͙̥͍͖̣͊̕W̨̥̩̩̥͐̽̎̚i̹̖̣͚̳̩̪͊ͩͩ̊ͧͯt̬̱̥͙̼̙̳̂ͬ̚h̾͐́̑ö̜̹̬̻̻͔̞́̈́͋̎̂̄u̪̜̳̐͛͛ͮ̃̏̉t͍͚̹͆ͬ͑̄ ̰̤̻ͬͥ͑ͯ͆ǫ̗̱̺͓̻̒̐ͪr̥͖͍̠͇ͤ͛̅͗̀d͇̟͓̗͍̦̏ͬͦ͐ͮ́͡e͎̳͈̭̝r͉̰̱̖̪̀ͥ.̀T̷̗̦͖͆̽̑̉̂̚ͅo̗̘̬̼̖̼ͨ̌̍̿̕ ̨͛ͭ͛ͫͮ͆ȋ̘̦̦̮̼͙͆̊̋̅̚̕n͖̙̙̬͉̦̠ͮ͑̊v̦ͪ͐̈́͆̅oͫ͗ͥ̋k͎͂̿ȩ̬̘͕̻̃͂ ͏̱͓̥̲̺̤t̜̖͌̑ͫͮh̵̬͚̑̓̐̽̚e̵̩͓̦̟ͪͫͦ͗͑ ͌͐͑̏̈hͩͭͣ͊͌ͭ͏͙i̶̲̼͊̊ͅv̶̭͈̙̙̦̽ͦͪ͊̋ͩĕ͉̬͍͇̃̎͒-̘̜͈̄̂m̟͚̲̼͚̰͛͜î̵̯͍͎ͥ̃̑̇ń̳̪̙̻͈͎̬ͪ̎̑͜d̥͖̩̗͖̟ͫ̔ͭͣ̋ͪ̽ r͈͎͔̟̞̪͓e̷̥̯̰͕̞̯̣̒ͫ̋ͨ͐p̥̖̱͖͂ͥ̌͗ͥ̂r̛̝͚͕̻͙̬ͧ̆̾͆̑̏ȇ̟̱̪̦̓̅̄́͠s̸̼̮̮̃̈́̐̾̑̈́ë̫̯̖͙̤͔͕̚ń͔̂̏̋ẗ̫͎͚̩͇͙̰̋i̝̮̼͖͙͉͓̅́ṇ̫̘͇̰̙̟͢g̨̱͇̻͇̜͖ͭͬͬ̂̽͆̍ ̨͖͚̲͈̘̜̃̒ͮͅc̩̥ͨͪ̐͆ĥ̢ͧ̿ͪ̆̽a̜͇̞o̜̮͆ͮ̂s.̻̋͛̀ͫ̌̀͆

̲̟͇ͬͥ͂ͨͪ̏I̭̜̥̼ͅṇ̩̬͈̞v̼̤͔̣̯͉͇ͯͭ̐͌̌͛̾͡o͙͖k̛͉̯̬̓ͫ̋̈̽͆i̠͎̞̟̫̯̝̊n̨̬͓̯̮̞ͥ̅g͖̣͙̞̥̖̎̓̿̽ͣ̓̑ ̹̝͚͎̐͌̆͆t̛͓͓̥̥̝̼̤̄̒h̴͑̍e̠͓̣͙̮̙ͬ̂̚ ̹̩͕̟f̶̱͖̼̟̺̰̺ẹ͉̣̭̅̊́̄̈́ͫė͓͇̪̣̍́̅̈́͡ͅḽ̜̦͂͘ī̺͉̪̰͙͖̤̎̆͢nͭ͆ͨ͏̭͔̙̫̤g̨̳̥̥̩̺̽ͩͮ ̢̬̙͍̋ͯ̎̒̔̚ͅo̠̾̔͘ͅf̗̟̌̅͗͆̀̾ͫ ̛͇͂̄̋ͩͫ̓ͣc̤̳ͮͤ̐̄̆ͧ͋h̓a͈̝̩͖͙̼̦ǒ͍̩̐͂̂̀ͅs̰͓͆͐͆͌ͮ.̱̟ͫ̑̏̄̚͟

̥͙̥͍͖̣͊̕W̨̥̩̩̥͐̽̎̚i̹̖̣͚̳̩̪͊ͩͩ̊ͧͯt̬̱̥͙̼̙̳̂ͬ̚h̾͐́̑ö̜̹̬̻̻͔̞́̈́͋̎̂̄u̪̜̳̐͛͛ͮ̃̏̉t͍͚̹͆ͬ͑̄ ̰̤̻ͬͥ͑ͯ͆ǫ̗̱̺͓̻̒̐ͪr̥͖͍̠͇ͤ͛̅͗̀d͇̟͓̗͍̦̏ͬͦ͐ͮ́͡e͎̳͈̭̝r͉̰̱̖̪̀ͥ.̀

̹̖̺̮ͦͬ̋͘T̘͌̏͝h̀ͧ̐͗͂̒̚͏͍̤͎̞̟e͔̫̰͖̟̳͒̀͒̐̊͜ ̵̤̠̹̃N͙ͨͦ̈̊e̍̓̇͊͋͏̭̙̗̼̩̥̦z̸̻͍͖̯̩ͬ̈́͌͊p͚̘̗̽ͨͫͥ͊ͣ̈́ͅẹ̩̜̹̦̞r̪͆ͦͬ̂̌̓͋͢d̏̀̓͑ͫ̓ͮi̡̗͉̲̲͓͎͂́ǻ͑͛̕n̬̺͙̩̺̮̏͑̚͠ ̫̦̇ͪ͛hͫ̍ͬͦͯ̇̕i̯̫̼̼̠ṽ̝̝̜͈͓̒e̪̩̰̰̬̳͔̎̃-̢̝̩̜̱͆ṁ̝̉̈́ͪ̔iͦṉ̨̜̙d̫̝̖̺̯͇ͅ ̖̺͋ͨͮ̋͜ọ͙̤̟̻̟͛̽́͋f̷̙͌̓̀ ͔̠͎͇̼̳c̻̲͇̪̱̦̒́̾ͫ̂̓h̘̐ͪ̂̚ͅa͎͖̼̒ͮ̔̏óͩͣͩͦ̉͞s͔̤̪̎̋͐̂͒ͧ͆.̦̦̗̜̘̼̈͠ ̶̻̭̭̻̂ͦͬ̿́͛ͧZ̥̤̱͎͔̬̲͝ä̪̘̘̤̣́͐̋ͩ̿̽l̡̬͔̱͖͆g̓͆͏̬͚̻̼ǫ̝͊͒̓̈́ͯͨ̚.̝̗͖̣̒ͫ

͔̳ͦ̀́H͇͚̯̘̹̣̐͐ͩ͝ͅeͦ̔̍͂ͭ ̙̳̺͢w̼̠̾ͥ́͌ͪ͠h̝̙̹̻̫̫͚͊͂̽͝o͙̤͎ͨ̍͢ ͕͚͒ͧͭ̒̽ͩW̨ͧ̆ͮͮ̾ã̙̼̙̪̝̭̘̋̌̓̆̅i̤̕t͏̠͕̮̼͕̖̙s̩̒͂̎ͅ ̮B͖̯̜̔̊͌̂̆̋e̶͈̮̻̅̚h̨̭̙̻̣͓̞̳͐ȉ̷̩͍̱̦̉n̡͈̟̰̪͇ͯ̈́̆d̬͓̦̅ͭ͋̂̉ͫ͟ ̶̹̲̗̦̉Ţ̻͗ͦͥͩ͋̓h̞̦̝̝̫͔͛̑͛̀̏ė͇̬̠̹̺ ͯ̍ͬͩW̰̜̪̣̞̣͐a̤̝͕̟̲̿͒̅ͭ͝l̵̠̞̭̼̖̃ͥ̆ͅľ̸̯͖͚̝̊̅͗̔̔ͧ.̩̻͙͖̫̦͊̃

̜̭̦͓̱͉͖̿͐̂̀̒̀̉Z͂̉͒͌͒ͭ͘A̖͎̼̮͂̒͊̄̅ͬL̼͇͈̬̾̄ͮ̆̈́͐̇G̪ͥ̂̈ͬͥͤO͇͓̻!̠͖̖̩̭̠̓ͬ

̖͍̠̼͚͖͓ͮ̔̈̄͗̀T̩̟̭̮̝̺̒̿̂̒̈ḧ̝̇͛̈́ͯ̿͢ĕ̦͎̙͋ͭ̏ ͕͐̀ȇ͇̙̭̺̙̠ͥ̑͡n̩̬͠t̞̺͑͋̿̏ͣ̚ï̧̔ͩ̈́̄ͭr̵̆͂́́eͤ ̟̳̝̇͑r̨̫̣͕̳̮ͩ̉̀o͈ͧ͆ͯͫͤ̐̅oͥ̎ͤ̇ͮ̉m͒ͧ̉͑̀ͦ ̵̭̩̦̝̝̦̪͛̆̓͗ȉ̱̦̘̪͖̼͚ͦ̉̓ͯ̓̀s͔̝̭̰͘ ̢̫̣f̞̹̭̆͛ͯi̽ͬ͑ͭͪ͛̚l̦̥͇͉̱̭̫l̴͕̲̬͋͂̍ͅē̇̆̆ͦ͘d͍͖ ̻̘̬̪͈̲̂̊ͦ̇̚w̷̯̘̤̟̟ͩ̂͛͂̄ͫ̿i̹͇̋̇̐̈ͦ̂ẗ́͐ͣͤ͛̚̕h̰͎͙̽̓ͩ̎ͤ͊ͧ ̶̱̰͙̩͆̈̔͋̀ͯZ̢͎̲͓̦̜ͧ͐̔a͍̜̲̜̓̾ͅl͙͓̯̙̗̩̍̈͛̉g̨̝̜͒̓ͯͬ̽͋̀o̸̟͔̥̲̞̭̒ͧ͆͛ͧ̈́̏.̫͕̘̫̽͗̋͒͐͞

̹̖̺̮ͦͬ̋͘T̘͌̏͝h̀ͧ̐͗͂̒̚͏͍̤͎̞̟e͔̫̰͖̟̳͒̀͒̐̊͜ ̵̤̠̹̃N͙ͨͦ̈̊e̍̓̇͊͋͏̭̙̗̼̩̥̦z̸̻͍͖̯̩ͬ̈́͌͊p͚̘̗̽ͨͫͥ͊ͣ̈́ͅẹ̩̜̹̦̞r̪͆ͦͬ̂̌̓͋͢d̏̀̓͑ͫ̓ͮi̡̗͉̲̲͓͎͂́ǻ͑͛̕n̬̺͙̩̺̮̏͑̚͠ ̫̦̇ͪ͛hͫ̍ͬͦͯ̇̕i̯̫̼̼̠ṽ̝̝̜͈͓̒e̪̩̰̰̬̳͔̎̃-̢̝̩̜̱͆ṁ̝̉̈́ͪ̔iͦṉ̨̜̙d̫̝̖̺̯͇ͅ ̖̺͋ͨͮ̋͜ọ͙̤̟̻̟͛̽́͋f̷̙͌̓̀ ͔̠͎͇̼̳c̻̲͇̪̱̦̒́̾ͫ̂̓h̘̐ͪ̂̚ͅa͎͖̼̒ͮ̔̏óͩͣͩͦ̉͞s͔̤̪̎̋͐̂͒ͧ͆.̦̦̗̜̘̼̈͠ ̶̻̭̭̻̂ͦͬ̿́͛ͧZ̥̤̱͎͔̬̲͝ä̪̘̘̤̣́͐̋ͩ̿̽l̡̬͔̱͖͆g̓͆͏̬͚̻̼ǫ̝͊͒̓̈́ͯͨ̚.̝̗͖̣̒ͫ

͔̳ͦ̀́H͇͚̯̘̹̣̐͐ͩ͝ͅeͦ̔̍͂ͭ ̙̳̺͢w̼̠̾ͥ́͌ͪ͠h̝̙̹̻̫̫͚͊͂̽͝o͙̤͎ͨ̍͢ ͕͚͒ͧͭ̒̽ͩW̨ͧ̆ͮͮ̾ã̙̼̙̪̝̭̘̋̌̓̆̅i̤̕t͏̠͕̮̼͕̖̙s̩̒͂̎ͅ ̮B͖̯̜̔̊͌̂̆̋e̶͈̮̻̅̚h̨̭̙̻̣͓̞̳͐ȉ̷̩͍̱̦̉n̡͈̟̰̪͇ͯ̈́̆d̬͓̦̅ͭ͋̂̉ͫ͟ ̶̹̲̗̦̉Ţ̻͗ͦͥͩ͋̓h̞̦̝̝̫͔͛̑͛̀̏ė͇̬̠̹̺ ͯ̍ͬͩW̰̜̪̣̞̣͐a̤̝͕̟̲̿͒̅ͭ͝l̵̠̞̭̼̖̃ͥ̆ͅľ̸̯͖͚̝̊̅͗̔̔ͧ.̩̻͙͖̫̦͊̃

̜̭̦͓̱͉͖̿͐̂̀̒̀̉Z͂̉͒͌͒ͭ͘A̖͎̼̮͂̒͊̄̅ͬL̼͇͈̬̾̄ͮ̆̈́͐̇G̪ͥ̂̈ͬͥͤO͇͓̻!̠͖̖̩̭̠̓ͬ

̖͍̠̼͚͖͓ͮ̔̈̄͗̀T̩̟̭̮̝̺̒̿̂̒̈ḧ̝̇͛̈́ͯ̿͢ĕ̦͎̙͋ͭ̏ ͕͐̀ȇ͇̙̭̺̙̠ͥ̑͡n̩̬͠t̞̺͑͋̿̏ͣ̚ï̧̔ͩ̈́̄ͭr̵̆͂́́eͤ ̟̳̝̇͑r̨̫̣͕̳̮ͩ̉̀o͈ͧ͆ͯͫͤ̐̅oͥ̎ͤ̇ͮ̉m͒ͧ̉͑̀ͦ ̵̭̩̦̝̝̦̪͛̆̓͗ȉ̱̦̘̪͖̼͚ͦ̉̓ͯ̓̀s͔̝̭̰͘ ̢̫̣f̞̹̭̆͛ͯi̽ͬ͑ͭͪ͛̚l̦̥͇͉̱̭̫l̴͕̲̬͋͂̍ͅē̇̆̆ͦ͘d͍͖ ̻̘̬̪͈̲̂̊ͦ̇̚w̷̯̘̤̟̟ͩ̂͛͂̄ͫ̿i̹͇̋̇̐̈ͦ̂ẗ́͐ͣͤ͛̚̕h̰͎͙̽̓ͩ̎ͤ͊ͧ ̶̱̰͙̩͆̈̔͋̀ͯZ̢͎̲͓̦̜ͧ͐̔a͍̜̲̜̓̾ͅl͙͓̯̙̗̩̍̈͛̉g̨̝̜͒̓ͯͬ̽͋̀o̸̟͔̥̲̞̭̒ͧ͆͛ͧ̈́̏.̫͕̘̫̽͗̋͒͐͞

̖͍̠̼͚͖͓ͮ̔̈̄͗̀T̩̟̭̮̝̺̒̿̂̒̈ḧ̝̇͛̈́ͯ̿͢ĕ̦͎̙͋ͭ̏ ͕͐̀ȇ͇̙̭̺̙̠ͥ̑͡n̩̬͠t̞̺͑͋̿̏ͣ̚ï̧̔ͩ̈́̄ͭr̵̆͂́́eͤ ̟̳̝̇͑r̨̫̣͕̳̮ͩ̉̀o͈ͧ͆ͯͫͤ̐̅oͥ̎ͤ̇ͮ̉m͒ͧ̉͑̀ͦ ̵̭̩̦̝̝̦̪͛̆̓͗ȉ̱̦̘̪͖̼͚ͦ̉̓ͯ̓̀s͔̝̭̰͘ ̢̫̣f̞̹̭̆͛ͯi̽ͬ͑ͭͪ͛̚l̦̥͇͉̱̭̫l̴͕̲̬͋͂̍ͅē̇̆̆ͦ͘d͍͖ ̻̘̬̪͈̲̂̊ͦ̇̚w̷̯̘̤̟̟ͩ̂͛͂̄ͫ̿i̹͇̋̇̐̈ͦ̂ẗ́͐ͣͤ͛̚̕h̰͎͙̽̓ͩ̎ͤ͊ͧ ̶̱̰͙̩͆̈̔͋̀ͯZ̢͎̲͓̦̜ͧ͐̔a͍̜̲̜̓̾ͅl͙͓̯̙̗̩̍̈͛̉g̨̝̜͒̓ͯͬ̽͋̀o̸̟͔̥̲̞̭̒ͧ͆͛ͧ̈́̏.̫͕̘̫̽͗̋͒͐͞

̖͍̠̼͚͖͓ͮ̔̈̄͗̀T̩̟̭̮̝̺̒̿̂̒̈ḧ̝̇͛̈́ͯ̿͢ĕ̦͎̙͋ͭ̏ ͕͐̀ȇ͇̙̭̺̙̠ͥ̑͡n̩̬͠t̞̺͑͋̿̏ͣ̚ï̧̔ͩ̈́̄ͭr̵̆͂́́eͤ ̟̳̝̇͑r̨̫̣͕̳̮ͩ̉̀o͈ͧ͆ͯͫͤ̐̅oͥ̎ͤ̇ͮ̉m͒ͧ̉͑̀ͦ ̵̭̩̦̝̝̦̪͛̆̓͗ȉ̱̦̘̪͖̼͚ͦ̉̓ͯ̓̀s͔̝̭̰͘ ̢̫̣f̞̹̭̆͛ͯi̽ͬ͑ͭͪ͛̚l̦̥͇͉̱̭̫l̴͕̲̬͋͂̍ͅē̇̆̆ͦ͘d͍͖ ̻̘̬̪͈̲̂̊ͦ̇̚w̷̯̘̤̟̟ͩ̂͛͂̄ͫ̿i̹͇̋̇̐̈ͦ̂ẗ́͐ͣͤ͛̚̕h̰͎͙̽̓ͩ̎ͤ͊ͧ ̶̱̰͙̩͆̈̔͋̀ͯZ̢͎̲͓̦̜ͧ͐̔a͍̜̲̜̓̾ͅl͙͓̯̙̗̩̍̈͛̉g̨̝̜͒̓ͯͬ̽͋̀o̸̟͔̥̲̞̭̒ͧ͆͛ͧ̈́̏.̫͕̘̫̽͗̋͒͐͞

̹̖̺̮ͦͬ̋͘T̘͌̏͝h̀ͧ̐͗͂̒̚͏͍̤͎̞̟e͔̫̰͖̟̳͒̀͒̐̊͜ ̵̤̠̹̃N͙ͨͦ̈̊e̍̓̇͊͋͏̭̙̗̼̩̥̦z̸̻͍͖̯̩ͬ̈́͌͊p͚̘̗̽ͨͫͥ͊ͣ̈́ͅẹ̩̜̹̦̞r̪͆ͦͬ̂̌̓͋͢d̏̀̓͑ͫ̓ͮi̡̗͉̲̲͓͎͂́ǻ͑͛̕n̬̺͙̩̺̮̏͑̚͠ ̫̦̇ͪ͛hͫ̍ͬͦͯ̇̕i̯̫̼̼̠ṽ̝̝̜͈͓̒e̪̩̰̰̬̳͔̎̃-̢̝̩̜̱͆ṁ̝̉̈́ͪ̔iͦṉ̨̜̙d̫̝̖̺̯͇ͅ ̖̺͋ͨͮ̋͜ọ͙̤̟̻̟͛̽́͋f̷̙͌̓̀ ͔̠͎͇̼̳c̻̲͇̪̱̦̒́̾ͫ̂̓h̘̐ͪ̂̚ͅa͎͖̼̒ͮ̔̏óͩͣͩͦ̉͞s͔̤̪̎̋͐̂͒ͧ͆.̦̦̗̜̘̼̈͠ ̶̻̭̭̻̂ͦͬ̿́͛ͧZ̥̤̱͎͔̬̲͝ä̪̘̘̤̣́͐̋ͩ̿̽l̡̬͔̱͖͆g̓͆͏̬͚̻̼ǫ̝͊͒̓̈́ͯͨ̚.̝̗͖̣̒ͫ

͔̳ͦ̀́H͇͚̯̘̹̣̐͐ͩ͝ͅeͦ̔̍͂ͭ ̙̳̺͢w̼̠̾ͥ́͌ͪ͠h̝̙̹̻̫̫͚͊͂̽͝o͙̤͎ͨ̍͢ ͕͚͒ͧͭ̒̽ͩW̨ͧ̆ͮͮ̾ã̙̼̙̪̝̭̘̋̌̓̆̅i̤̕t͏̠͕̮̼͕̖̙s̩̒͂̎ͅ ̮B͖̯̜̔̊͌̂̆̋e̶͈̮̻̅̚h̨̭̙̻̣͓̞̳͐ȉ̷̩͍̱̦̉n̡͈̟̰̪͇ͯ̈́̆d̬͓̦̅ͭ͋̂̉ͫ͟ ̶̹̲̗̦̉Ţ̻͗ͦͥͩ͋̓h̞̦̝̝̫͔͛̑͛̀̏ė͇̬̠̹̺ ͯ̍ͬͩW̰̜̪̣̞̣͐a̤̝͕̟̲̿͒̅ͭ͝l̵̠̞̭̼̖̃ͥ̆ͅľ̸̯͖͚̝̊̅͗̔̔ͧ.̩̻͙͖̫̦͊̃

̜̭̦͓̱͉͖̿͐̂̀̒̀̉Z͂̉͒͌͒ͭ͘A̖͎̼̮͂̒͊̄̅ͬL̼͇͈̬̾̄ͮ̆̈́͐̇G̪ͥ̂̈ͬͥͤO͇͓̻!̠͖̖̩̭̠̓ͬ

̖͍̠̼͚͖͓ͮ̔̈̄͗̀T̩̟̭̮̝̺̒̿̂̒̈ḧ̝̇͛̈́ͯ̿͢ĕ̦͎̙͋ͭ̏ ͕͐̀ȇ͇̙̭̺̙̠ͥ̑͡n̩̬͠t̞̺͑͋̿̏ͣ̚ï̧̔ͩ̈́̄ͭr̵̆͂́́eͤ ̟̳̝̇͑r̨̫̣͕̳̮ͩ̉̀o͈ͧ͆ͯͫͤ̐̅oͥ̎ͤ̇ͮ̉m͒ͧ̉͑̀ͦ ̵̭̩̦̝̝̦̪͛̆̓͗ȉ̱̦̘̪͖̼͚ͦ̉̓ͯ̓̀s͔̝̭̰͘ ̢̫̣f̞̹̭̆͛ͯi̽ͬ͑ͭͪ͛̚l̦̥͇͉̱̭̫l̴͕̲̬͋͂̍ͅē̇̆̆ͦ͘d͍͖ ̻̘̬̪͈̲̂̊ͦ̇̚w̷̯̘̤̟̟ͩ̂͛͂̄ͫ̿i̹͇̋̇̐̈ͦ̂ẗ́͐ͣͤ͛̚̕h̰͎͙̽̓ͩ̎ͤ͊ͧ ̶̱̰͙̩͆̈̔͋̀ͯZ̢͎̲͓̦̜ͧ͐̔a͍̜̲̜̓̾ͅl͙͓̯̙̗̩̍̈͛̉g̨̝̜͒̓ͯͬ̽͋̀o̸̟͔̥̲̞̭̒ͧ͆͛ͧ̈́̏.̫͕̘̫̽͗̋͒͐͞

̥͙̥͍͖̣͊̕W̨̥̩̩̥͐̽̎̚i̹̖̣͚̳̩̪͊ͩͩ̊ͧͯt̬̱̥͙̼̙̳̂ͬ̚h̾͐́̑ö̜̹̬̻̻͔̞́̈́͋̎̂̄u̪̜̳̐͛͛ͮ̃̏̉t͍͚̹͆ͬ͑̄ ̰̤̻ͬͥ͑ͯ͆ǫ̗̱̺͓̻̒̐ͪr̥͖͍̠͇ͤ͛̅͗̀d͇̟͓̗͍̦̏ͬͦ͐ͮ́͡e͎̳͈̭̝r͉̰̱̖̪̀ͥ.̀

̹̖̺̮ͦͬ̋͘T̘͌̏͝h̀ͧ̐͗͂̒̚͏͍̤͎̞̟e͔̫̰͖̟̳͒̀͒̐̊͜ ̵̤̠̹̃N͙ͨͦ̈̊e̍̓̇͊͋͏̭̙̗̼̩̥̦z̸̻͍͖̯̩ͬ̈́͌͊p͚̘̗̽ͨͫͥ͊ͣ̈́ͅẹ̩̜̹̦̞r̪͆ͦͬ̂̌̓͋͢d̏̀̓͑ͫ̓ͮi̡̗͉̲̲͓͎͂́ǻ͑͛̕n̬̺͙̩̺̮̏͑̚͠ ̫̦̇ͪ͛hͫ̍ͬͦͯ̇̕i̯̫̼̼̠ṽ̝̝̜͈͓̒e̪̩̰̰̬̳͔̎̃-̢̝̩̜̱͆ṁ̝̉̈́ͪ̔iͦṉ̨̜̙d̫̝̖̺̯͇ͅ ̖̺͋ͨͮ̋͜ọ͙̤̟̻̟͛̽́͋f̷̙͌̓̀ ͔̠͎͇̼̳c̻̲͇̪̱̦̒́̾ͫ̂̓h̘̐ͪ̂̚ͅa͎͖̼̒ͮ̔̏óͩͣͩͦ̉͞s͔̤̪̎̋͐̂͒ͧ͆.̦̦̗̜̘̼̈͠ ̶̻̭̭̻̂ͦͬ̿́͛ͧZ̥̤̱͎͔̬̲͝ä̪̘̘̤̣́͐̋ͩ̿̽l̡̬͔̱͖͆g̓͆͏̬͚̻̼ǫ̝͊͒̓̈́ͯͨ̚.̝̗͖̣̒ͫ

͔̳ͦ̀́H͇͚̯̘̹̣̐͐ͩ͝ͅeͦ̔̍͂ͭ ̙̳̺͢w̼̠̾ͥ́͌ͪ͠h̝̙̹̻̫̫͚͊͂̽͝o͙̤͎ͨ̍͢ ͕͚͒ͧͭ̒̽ͩW̨ͧ̆ͮͮ̾ã̙̼̙̪̝̭̘̋̌̓̆̅i̤̕t͏̠͕̮̼͕̖̙s̩̒͂̎ͅ ̮B͖̯̜̔̊͌̂̆̋e̶͈̮̻̅̚h̨̭̙̻̣͓̞̳͐ȉ̷̩͍̱̦̉n̡͈̟̰̪͇ͯ̈́̆d̬͓̦̅ͭ͋̂̉ͫ͟ ̶̹̲̗̦̉Ţ̻͗ͦͥͩ͋̓h̞̦̝̝̫͔͛̑͛̀̏ė͇̬̠̹̺ ͯ̍ͬͩW̰̜̪̣̞̣͐a̤̝͕̟̲̿͒̅ͭ͝l̵̠̞̭̼̖̃ͥ̆ͅľ̸̯͖͚̝̊̅͗̔̔ͧ.̩̻͙͖̫̦͊̃

̜̭̦͓̱͉͖̿͐̂̀̒̀̉Z͂̉͒͌͒ͭ͘A̖͎̼̮͂̒͊̄̅ͬL̼͇͈̬̾̄ͮ̆̈́͐̇G̪ͥ̂̈ͬͥͤO͇͓̻!̠͖̖̩̭̠̓ͬ

̖͍̠̼͚͖͓ͮ̔̈̄͗̀T̩̟̭̮̝̺̒̿̂̒̈ḧ̝̇͛̈́ͯ̿͢ĕ̦͎̙͋ͭ̏ ͕͐̀ȇ͇̙̭̺̙̠ͥ̑͡n̩̬͠t̞̺͑͋̿̏ͣ̚ï̧̔ͩ̈́̄ͭr̵̆͂́́eͤ ̟̳̝̇͑r̨̫̣͕̳̮ͩ̉̀o͈ͧ͆ͯͫͤ̐̅oͥ̎ͤ̇ͮ̉m͒ͧ̉͑̀ͦ ̵̭̩̦̝̝̦̪͛̆̓͗ȉ̱̦̘̪͖̼͚ͦ̉̓ͯ̓̀s͔̝̭̰͘ ̢̫̣f̞̹̭̆͛ͯi̽ͬ͑ͭͪ͛̚l̦̥͇͉̱̭̫l̴͕̲̬͋͂̍ͅē̇̆̆ͦ͘d͍͖ ̻̘̬̪͈̲̂̊ͦ̇̚w̷̯̘̤̟̟ͩ̂͛͂̄ͫ̿i̹͇̋̇̐̈ͦ̂ẗ́͐ͣͤ͛̚̕h̰͎͙̽̓ͩ̎ͤ͊ͧ ̶̱̰͙̩͆̈̔͋̀ͯZ̢͎̲͓̦̜ͧ͐̔a͍̜̲̜̓̾ͅl͙͓̯̙̗̩̍̈͛̉g̨̝̜͒̓ͯͬ̽͋̀o̸̟͔̥̲̞̭̒ͧ͆͛ͧ̈́̏.̫͕̘̫̽͗̋͒͐͞

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Family by Major144 reviews
Simon gets the power of the crown, but he doesn't lose his sanity or Betty. The war happens and Simon and Betty find Marceline and raise her as their own. The new family face many difficult challenges. A story in which a hero will rise and help defeat a great evil in the distant future. A different Ooo will rise and take shape. Also there will be many crossovers.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 403 - Words: 1,060,491 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 334 - Updated: Oct 14, 2020 - Published: Sep 20, 2014 - Finn, Marceline A., Betty, Simon P.
Marionette by The Rekizalb reviews
Marionette is a young woman who has been given a second birth-as a puppet. Sasori's puppet to be exact. And now she must learn how to function with her new body as a human puppet and a weapon for Sasori. SasorixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,396 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 26 - Updated: Apr 30, 2017 - Published: Jul 16, 2012 - [Sasori, OC] Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
A Magican's Cry for Help by Katherine Apollo Karma reviews
Even the strongest spirit can be crushed by responsibilities they have taken. An overpowering weight they have to carry with no freedom or breaks, and no amount of Magic can save the moonlit thief from himself...only the help of a loving friend can. [Eventual Hakuba/Kaito, suicidal themes, and cutting] [[ ARCHIVED BEING REWRITTEN ON AO3 ]]
Magic Kaito/まじっく快斗 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,017 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 118 - Updated: Dec 1, 2016 - Published: May 6, 2014 - [Kaito K., Saguru H.]
I love you by LunaAlidia reviews
Rin's always loved Len, everything about him just made her heart flutter and race, but sadly, he never really felt the same way for her. Rin decides to take her anger out on all of Len's crushes, but thats soon not enough, so whats gonna happen when that time comes? Rated M for violence and possible rape
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,632 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: Feb 11, 2016 - Published: Jul 14, 2012 - Rin K., Len K.
saving nny by InvaderButterfree reviews
nny does something that makes squee mad at him and now he has to take care of the small boy. NO nnyxsquee. more of a father son thing. flames are welcome this is only my second story.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,613 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: Oct 14, 2015 - Published: Jan 19, 2013 - Johnny C., Squee C.
Creepypasta Lemons by Ookaminii reviews
Just a bunch of Creepypasta lemons that were removed from deviantart. I put em here so everyone could still read them Contains: Jeff the Killer, Slenderman, ZALGO, Ticci Toby, BEN DROWED, Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack, Masky, Hoodie
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,855 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 301 - Updated: Sep 22, 2015 - Published: Apr 17, 2014
Titan War by Major144 reviews
A sequal to Puppet Chaos. Takes place right after the episode Things Change. Slade has returned and has a new plan that will bring the Titans to their knees! Slade plans to turn Robin, Red X, and Kyd Wyykyd into his apprentices and lead a new army for Slade. Friendships and love will be tested to their limits as a new war breaks out!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,860 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: Feb 25, 2015 - Published: Aug 21, 2014 - Red-X, Robin, Slade, Kyd Wykkyd - Complete
A Little Unwell by nottoocrazy reviews
Cecil Palmer is a patient in a mental institution, living in a world in his mind that he calls "Night Vale". Carlos is the new psychiatrist that Cecil falls in love with.
Radio Dramas - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,158 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 239 - Updated: Dec 16, 2014 - Published: Aug 8, 2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Days Go By by Fantaticnatic reviews
Dib has made it through high school and is out for college. Thanks to his "luck", he ends up with the worst roommate possible. Could there be any sort of friendship beneath the hate? ZaDR. M for: language and stuff.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,344 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: Nov 17, 2014 - Published: Nov 3, 2014
Puppet Chaos by Major144 reviews
The Puppet King returns to Jump City with a horrible plan that involves both the Teen Titans and the H.I.V.E Five. In a twist Robin is the only Titan left to fight the Puppet King, but Robin will receive some help from a couple of unlikely allies.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,749 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: Jul 30, 2014 - Published: Jul 4, 2014 - Robin, Red-X, Kyd Wykkyd, Puppet King - Complete
Embers by Giddy TF2 reviews
He can hear the flame's low growl, like it's a living thing that's hungering for the ash of his flesh and craves to consume him whole. This is where most people will start praying to whatever god it is they believe. Crumple to their knees and cry and piss themselves. Beg for mercy, for their life, and hope it gets through the black rubber of that grotesque gas mask into human ears.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,720 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: Jun 5, 2014 - Scout, Pyro - Complete
The Thought of Being Happy by DelightedWaffle reviews
Hoody has developed feelings for his masked proxy partner, he's thought non stop about the day Masky would realize this as well. But Masky brutally refuses to accept the truth. What will happen when a third is added onto this romance disaster? Eyeless Jack has had his eyes on Hoody for a while now. What is bound to happen in this love triangle of hurt, violence, and truth?
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,945 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: Mar 23, 2014 - Published: Jul 15, 2013 - MarbleHornets
The Flower of Konoha by LilithiaRW reviews
Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki. Will her heart withstand as her loyalties are tested? And what else lies in store? SasoSaku, SasuSaku onesided, slight ShikaIno and NejiHina. Lemon warning. (As of 2015) Old story, not really interested in it right now. I'll finish it later, but don't expect an update anytime soon. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,002 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 279 - Updated: Jan 25, 2014 - Published: Jul 16, 2011 - Sakura H., Sasori
In Over His Head: The Phoenix Paradox by AnimePhoenix99 reviews
Phoenix, a world reknown criminal known for her fiery 'deaths' and random 'rebirths.' She's escaped the wrath of Kira, but with Kira caught the Great Detective L set's his sights on her. But L died right? Wrong. Phoenix's world is about to be turned upside down and a poor innocent civilian is about to be dragged into this mess. But is she really innocent?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,373 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: Dec 31, 2013 - Published: Nov 8, 2013 - [Matt, OC] L, Mello - Complete
Innocent Green Eyes by Whistle Mist reviews
"Let me get this straight." Tony said. "You took Loki back as a prisoner, a healer found out he was still under some sort of mind control, they summoned someone from another realm to get rid of it and the result was going to kill Loki, so than you guys used a lot of power to turn him back into an age before he went bat-shit crazy and now that he's a kid you hide him here?" **Bounus
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,809 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 429 - Updated: Nov 12, 2013 - Published: Jan 4, 2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Vacation by CrimsonDeath413 reviews
"She hasn't been well lately. She seems… Distracted by something in fights and it worries me. So maybe little vacation will help…" Lucy hasnt been acting like herself lately, so Loki takes her on a "mission" to the beach! Rated T for language in later chapters... ((Forgot it in story: Disclaimer: I do not own the characters *sniff* plot is mine, though...)) DISCONTINUED
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: Oct 8, 2013 - Published: Aug 1, 2012 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H.
Welcome to Night Vale by cupidity11 reviews
Something caught his eye, a sign on the side of the road. The radio changed, jumping quickly from static to a voice, a deep voice, a voice that echoed the sign's message. "Welcome to Night Vale…"- The entirety of Welcome to Night Vale from perfect Carlos' POV.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,241 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 301 - Updated: Oct 2, 2013 - Published: Aug 6, 2013 - Welcome to Night Vale
Insanity Breach by KizzoftheDead reviews
When BB gets an unexpected visitor, he's thrown into shock- mostly because he assumed this visitor has been dead for quite some time. Will he believe her when she says that she faked her death and miraculously defied her death date, or has he truly become insane? Rated T just to be safe!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,856 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: Jul 5, 2013 - Published: Oct 13, 2012 - [BB, A]
Anime Convention Gone Wrong by Kyugon reviews
I let my friend drag me to an Anime convention out of curiosity. Now I am captured with her in the Akatsuki base with them going on about us being Elemental spirits. Not only that, but she want's to go explore the naruverse. WHY ME!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,341 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: Jun 14, 2013 - Published: Oct 12, 2011 - Akatsuki
Give me a Break by nami li reviews
Nene steals a ring that belongs to the mysterious, yet quirky Akastuki. All Nene wants is a break, but it's hard to get one when the Akastuki are searching all over Konoha for their lost ring. Will Nene give the ring back to make them go away? Or will she keep it so she can spend more time with a handsome blonde member? T for Hidan and smexiness c:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,501 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: Feb 5, 2013 - Published: Jul 7, 2012 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Heaven in the Clouds by stillwaiting4u reviews
The #1 Lazy ninja is stuck inside a closet with some girl. What a bother. However, it turns out he almost likes this trouble. Read to see what happens after Ino makes Shikamaru play 7 Minutes in Heaven!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,138 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: Aug 31, 2012 - Published: Mar 28, 2012 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Black Angel by g-chi125 reviews
Charlotte ran away from the orphanage she lived in to find her twin brother. When she gets close she falls into the custody of a young noble and his butler. Rated T for violence/language Rewrite in progress
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,323 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: Jun 14, 2012 - Published: Apr 25, 2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Death Lagoon by imafruitloopxD reviews
Asura has been defeated. The group are sent off to Death Lagoon; a lovely resort. All was going well, even fluff momets. That is, until the lagoon was coming to life. **Warning a little bit of rude language. :
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: May 14, 2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater
A New Butler by Noble Demon-sama reviews
An important angel 'fell' down to earth and is know a butler at the Phantomhive Mansion. I'm not that good at writting summaries sorry
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: May 1, 2012 - Sebastian M.
Heated Debate! by Pixelated Bloodbath reviews
With a last nostalgic wave, she turned and continued on her way. Heated Debate!, the hilariously misnamed crackfic, had officially ended once and for all.
Crossover - Bleach & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,315 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: Mar 5, 2012 - Published: Nov 27, 2008 - Ulquiorra, L - Complete
Akatsukittens by ChoshaKage reviews
The usual day for the Akatsuki. Just hang out in the base. Get turned into kittens, and sent to another universe. And then get given to this weirdo girl and her weirdo friends. It's not the usual? For the Akatsuki, yes. It is. Rated for language used! (Old as sin story)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,889 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 65 - Updated: Jan 8, 2012 - Published: Nov 10, 2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Of Screws, Snakes and Hammers by Wgreen reviews
A year has passed since Stein was freed of Madness. Yet he still thinks of Medusa. Why? SteinxMedusa SteinxMarie
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: Nov 12, 2011 - Published: Oct 30, 2011 - Franken Stein, Medusa G.
You Made Me by YouStarteldTheSister reviews
Scout has a temporary lapse in sanity.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: Mar 23, 2011 - Scout - Complete
The Nameless Metal by Kneecap reviews
Dib is slowly losing his mind. Zim is listless. When the two of them end up trapped, their perseverance and struggle to understand one another binds them to one ultimate goal: escape. M for language.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,703 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: Sep 24, 2009 - Published: Jul 17, 2009 - Dib, Zim
No One Cares If You Cry by Scrunchy reviews
All Scout can do is think. Two-shot.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Updated: Sep 16, 2009 - Published: Sep 16, 2009 - Scout, Spy - Complete
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Keep Telling Yourself reviews
CaughtNotSleeping simply doesn't have enough serious fanfiction. I found one on this site that is far less than serious, so I decided why not? I am curious about Helper, and have tried my hand at writing down my thoughts on his thought process. Might be changed as more in CNS develops. But for now, have a non-canon look into Helper's mind.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: Mar 8, 2015 - Complete
get lost reviews
(semi-AU) after being told to "get lost," Rin decides it isn't worth it, and makes an attempt at his life. But when it fails and leaves him with no memory how will the others react to the news that a certain green haired demon has taken him back "home"? And will Yukio arrive in time to save him, or will Gehenna finally have its prince?
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,058 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 674 - Updated: Dec 6, 2014 - Published: Sep 19, 2012 - Rin O., Yukio O., Amaimon, Satan
Guardian Devil reviews
Well, Ryuk lied. Sure, he told the truth about that when he said that when somebody uses the death note then dies, they go to neither heaven nor hell. But he lied about the "not becoming a Shinigami" part. Now, I am back and unable to do much about my current situation. Sorry, Shinigami seem to be prone to lying. Of course I'm doing something... [[Note: NO PAIRINGS PLANNED]]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: Jun 12, 2014 - Published: Sep 13, 2012 - Light Y., L, OC
I'll always protect you reviews
Sort of an offshoot story, alternate timeline-thingy, brotherly-friendship thingy I made as a sort of Christmas present for my readers of "Get Lost". :) Rin finds a hurt bird, and comes to his brother for help. Oneshot, complete.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: Dec 27, 2013 - Rin O., Amaimon - Complete
Wounded wings reviews
Made as a sort of late Christmas present for the readers of one of my other stories, but hopefully it is understandable anyways. THIS CONTAINS RIN/AMAIMON, but absolutely nothing bad. There is one kiss on the cheek, and a very innocent exchange of words. No hating please! I'm not very good at writing about relationships, so this is a short and complete oneshot!
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Published: Dec 27, 2013 - [Rin O., Amaimon] - Complete
Poisoned touch PAUSED reviews
All she wanted was to get her mother back. But between her constantly growing sickness, her past, and the organization she went to join in order to get her mother, Fuyuko Hyomu is dealing with far more than she would have ever thought she could handle. Story is better than the summary, I promise. ;3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,288 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: Sep 13, 2013 - Published: Jul 26, 2012 - Akatsuki, OC
alice of human sacrifice, plus one reviews
This is the basic Alice Human Sacrifice lyrics, only I answered the question that some of the AMVs for it on youtube have; who will be the next Alice?
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: Aug 3, 2012
angel with whitegreyblack wings
she went back to earth from heaven hoping to find her parents. but what will she find instead? warning: femDeidara.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Favs: 1 - Published: Jul 11, 2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
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