Yes..this is done a lot but I couldn't resist.. Now please go easy on me 'cuz this is my first fanfic. I'll try my best!

Disclaimer:I don't own Naruto. If I did, the Akatsuki would be chibi nekos! That way they could take over the world much easier!

Now go on, read!

It was a regular day at the Akatsuki base. If regular means Deidara and Sasori arguing about art, Itachi torturing Tobi in the world of the Tsukiyomi because he ate his dango, Zetsu eating some dead carcass he found outside, Hidan watching as Tobi twitched furiously on the ground, and the rest of the Akatsuki watching T.V, then yeah. It's a pretty damn regular day! Pein, who was finally getting annoyed, was about to yell at them to shut the hell up, but was interupted when Tsunade, Sakura, and Naruto busted through the wall."THE HELL?(un)"The entire Akatsuki, minus Tobi, yelled. Tsunade walked over holding a box."We would like to leave you these cookies as a peace offering."She said, placing the box on the ground. And as soon as they came, they left.

"What."Zetsu said in unison.

"The."Pein said.

"Fuck."Hidan said.

"Was."Sasori said.

"That."Konan said.

"Un!"Deidara said. Tobi, who was no longer getting tortured, walked over and opened the box."Look sempai! There are really cookies in here!" He grabbed the box and handed two or three cookies to each member. Suprisingly, they did eat them."Sempai..Tobi feels weird.."Tobi said, beginning to get dizzy."What do you want me to do, un?" Suddenly, there was a poof and where Tobi used to stand was a black kitten with an orange lollipop face."T-Tobi?"Zetsu said, picking up the kitten. It meowed and nodded it's kittie head. The same thing happened to the rest of the Akatsuki. Then, the Konoha ninja returned."Wow..Naruto's plan actually worked.."Sakura said, slightly shocked. Naruto grinned."Alright, Naruto gather up the Akatsuki and put them in the box. Sakura, get ready to do the jutsu."Tsunade ordered."Hai." Naruto placed the now kittie-fied Akatsuki in the box and Tsunade and Sakura walked over and did several hand signs."See you soon, Akatsuki." Tsunade and Sakura did one last hand sign and a black hole appeared under the box, sucking it in.

The small, brown holding the kittens landed in a dark alley-way."What the fuck just happened?" Guess who. Kakuzu clawed his face, leaving three little cuts."Dumbass."

"You chose the wrong fucking time to start a fight with me Kakuzu.." Hidan jumped on Kakuzu and they began clawing each other back and forth. Tobi then walked over to Deidara."Sempai looks very cute as a kittie!"He said happily."Shut the hell up, un." Deidara then clawed Tobi's face, causing him to back into the corner of the box, whimpering."ENOUGH!"Pein yelled, causing Tobi to meep and Hidan and Kakuzu to cease their fighting."Alright..we have to find out where we are and how to get back to the base." Kisame's ear twitched slightly and he, being the tall kitten he was, managed to look over the edge of the box."Someone's coming." Before anyone could ask, the box got lifted up by a man with brown hair, which he held in a very short ponytail, and brown eyes."You guys are the perfect gift for my nieces."He said, carrying them somewhere. The Akatsuki had no idea that where they were being taken would change their lives forever.

Crysta's POV

I watched as the two vans containing my parents, grandparents, and several of my aunts and uncles left. While I sat home with my twin sister, they got to go on vacation for the summer. I walked back inside and my sister ran into me."Damn it Bryanna!"I yelled."Careful! You'll hurt them!"

"Okay, for one, you ran into me. And two, who's them?"

"I gotta pee so I can't explain so just read the note taped to the box I just dropped!"She said so quickly that I barely understood her. Bryanna then disappeared upstairs. Okay before I read it I guess I should tell you about me and my sister.

We both have brown eyes, brown hair, and both of us are 15. Her hair comes down to her mid-back. My hair is about two inches above my shoulders and has nearly invisible, still fading, red dye. I have three piercings on each ear and Bryanna has one on each ear.

I took the note off the box and read:

Crysta and Bryanna,

Since you guys can't come, I convinced your mother to let you have these kittens I got you to keep you company.

Love, Uncle Paul

P.S. Crysta, I know you'll like them because they are really strange.

I opened the box and saw ten weird-ass kittens. And hells yeah I liked 'em! I grabbed the box and ran upstairs. I then grabbed my phone and sent the following text message to some of my friends:

Just got ten new kittehs get your lazy butts over here and help me name em

I waited about ten minutes before Keira, Megan, and Dawn burst into my room. Just to let you know, they all have brown eyes.

Keira is 14. She has a boy's haircut, causing her to constantly be mistaken for a boy and her hair is brown. Even though she's a year younger than me, she's slightly taller than me.

Megan is also 14. Her hair is blonde and goes down to her shoulders. She's a few inches shorter than me

Dawn is 16. Her hair was blonde until she dyed it orange for a cosplay (1). We're about the same height. She has five piercings on each ear.

"Where. Are. The. Kittehs!" Keira loves kittens. I opened the box and showed them."Crysta! We know you love weird-ass shit, but that doesn't mean you can dye the cats!"Dawn scolded me."Don't blame me, they were like that when I got 'em." Bryanna then ran in."What I miss!"She said."We're about to name 'em."Megan told her."There are ten kittens and five of us so each of us get two."I explained. Keira immediately grabbed the red kitten and blonde kitten with some fur covering it's one eye. I took the silver one and the tan one that appeared to have stitches. Bryanna took the all black one and the one that was half black, half white. Dawn took the orange one with silver spots, that I swear look like piercings, and the blue one. Megan got the last two. One was black with an orange face and the other was blue that looked like it had gills on it's face."Okay..you are Killer."I said, pointing to the silver one. Can kittens grin? Well Killer just did."And you..are..Kuzu." I swear it looked like the other kittens were laughing."Stop laughing."Keira said, poking the blonde kitten's nose. It sneezed. And holy shizznit, it was adorable!"Aww..cute kitty that sneezes cutely deserves a cute name! I dub thee..Muffin." The other cats began laughing again and Muffin emoed in the emo corner."And you are..Scorpio." Scorpio then joined Muffin in the emo corner."Kisame.."Megan said pointing to the blue one."And Tobi!" Their kitty laughter ceased and they all stared at her."What?"

"Ignoring the fact that Megan was talking to kittens, I name you..Shadow.."Bryanna said, pointing to the black one."And Oreo!" It was Oreo's turn for the emo corner."Pein and Konan!"Dawn said pointing to the two kittens. Que the scared looking kitten stares."Alright, now that everyone has a name we gotta go get supplies."I told them. I heard two 'fines' and an 'alright'. Before going out the door I told the kittens,"Alright kitties. Before we depart for our insanely dangerous mission, I must lay down some rules." They all had 'WTF?' looks."One, if you gotta go, go in your box. Two, no making a mess in my room. And three, feel free to explore, but no outside. Dismissed." I left with the very confused and scared looking kittens sitting in the same spots they were in.'Holy fish crap, I scared my own kittens..'I thought as I got in Dawn's car.

Third Person POV

"WHAT KIND OF FUCKING NAME IS MUFFIN, UN?"A very embarassed Deidara yelled."At least you weren't named after a fucking cookie!"Zetsu's dark half yelled."Tobi thinks we all have cute names!"

"Shut up Tobi, un!"

"Both of you shut up!"Pein yelled at the two kittens."Now..it doesn't matter what they named us, what matters is finding out how they know our names. All of us will search the room, looking for evidence of where we are." They all nodded and began searching the room. Konan went under the bed and spotted something that looked like a headband. She grabbed it with her kitty claws and pulled it out from under the bed."Are we in Takigakure?" Kakuzu ran over to her."Out of all the places we could've been sent to, why do we end up here!"Kakuzu said. Hidan then pulled another headband out from under the bed."Calm the fuck down. If we were in Takigakure, why the hell does this girl have a Sunagakure headband too?"He said to his partner. Pein then walked over."Well which is it, Takigakure or Sunagakure?"

Itachi jumped onto the bed and looked out the window above it."I think it's neither."He said."Then where the hell are we?" Itachi activated his Sharingan and continued looking."Wherever we are, it's no village I've ever seen. Plus, I haven't sensed any chakra since we arrived."

"I haven't either. We must be in another universe." There was then a loud crash, causing the Akatsuki to jump. All eyes then fell on Tobi, who was the one that caused the crash. He knocked over and broke a little glass container."Oops.."

"Tobi, you baka, un!" Deidara ran over and wrapped his legs around Tobi's neck."Suffocation, un!" Everyone else seemed to ignore what was happening to poor Tobi and stared at what fell out of the now broken case. What fell out? All of the Akatsuki's rings."I don't want a fucking stalker!"Hidan yelled.

(1) Think REEEAAALLLYYY hard and try to figure out who she cosplayed as!

End of chapter 1! I hope you enjoyed and an update will be here in a flash! And I promise more randomness later on!