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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born your PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

What's my element?

Fire
[X] You have a short temper (I often go on little major meltdown rampages... but like I said, little)
[X] You often act on your emotions without thinking first (I'm still apologizing for yelling at my friend over a cupcake from over 3 years ago)
[ ] You are very competitive

[X] You like to play with fire (I'm not an arsonist.)

[X] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all
[X] You prefer warm weather over cold weather

[X] You often lose control over yourself(FREAK OUT!!)

[X] You can be quite reckless
[X] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it (OUTTA MY WAY)

[X] People have often called you insane (BUT IN THE GOOD WAY)

9/10

Water
[ ] You have a calm, laid-back personality(PFFT)

[X] You like to go to the beach(WHO DOESN'T!!)

[ ] You rarely get angry(DID YOU SEE FIRE???)
[ ] When you do get angry, you know how to control it

[ ] You think before you act.
[X] You are good at breaking up fights.(Probably because I start 'em.)

[ ] You are a great swimmer. (I nearly drowned at the 6 ft mark and I'm 5'4")

[X] You like the rain. (I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN, WATCHED IT BURN AS I. touched your face. Look for the 'Set Fire To The Rain' comic with Katniss and Peeta on devaintart. Hilar-ious.)

[ ] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
[ ] You are very generous.(M-I-N-E, GET YOUR OWN, THAT'S OWNED BY ME!)

3/10 ...MOVIN ON.

Earth
[X] You are physically strong. (SORRY MARK.)

[X] You have a close connection with nature.
[X] You don't mind getting dirty.
[X] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you. (YOU MESS WITH ME, YOU'LL BE A MESS WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!)
[X] You could easily survive in the wild
[X] You care about the environment.
[ ] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted. (DURING A TEST A SPORTSCAR PASSED BY AND I WAS LIKE "OOOH! LOOK AT THAT!!!")

[X] You rarely get depressed.
[X] You aren't afraid of anything. (maybe killers, but I could kill them first)
[ ] You prefer to have a strict set of rules. (WHERE ARE WE, DISTRICT 13???)

8/10 DAYUM.

Air:
[ ] You have a free spirit. (ARE WE DEAD???)

[ ] You hate rules. (I tolerate them.)

[X] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. (FREEEEEEE!)
[X] You hate to be restrained.
[ ] You are independent. (FEND FOR YOURSELF, NAAA.)

[X] You are quite intelligent (SEMINAR!!! (THE GIFTED PROGRAM)

[X] You tend to be impatient. (WHAT DOES THIS 'WAITING' MEAN?)
[X] You are easily distracted.(THE SPORTSCAR.)

[X] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[ ] You wish you could fly.(I DON'T WISH. I CAN!!)

6/10

FIRE!!!! AND THAT'S FUNNY, MY BIRTHDAY IS NOVEMBER 22 ON THE CUSP OF SAGITTARIUS(idk how to spell that) AND SCORPIO AND I'M OFFICALLY A SAGITTARIUS WHICH IS A FIRE SYMBOL. el oh el

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

This is a true story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.- I believe in God!!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night(ONLY IN THE WINTER!!)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink(Not often, but sadly yes.)
You go to your mom for advice.
You wear chapstick.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.(Let's all go to... THE MALL)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the center of attention Statistics show, 68% of the Guy Quiz made me Guy positive, 58% of the Girl Quiz made me Girl positive. In spirit I'm a Guy, but I'm really a Girl. *shutter*

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"has all this, and you had left all of the other districts defenseless" From Mockingjay Suzanne Collins

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Bed, Pillows, Blanket, Mockingjay, Phone, Computer, Tellie, Desk

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

6:13p.m.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

Dayum!! 6:08!!

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Air Conditioner,Brother screaming, Tv

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday to look at my Aunt's new car

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My profile.

9. What are you wearing?

Shorts and a tank top

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes

11. When did you last laugh?

Like a minute ago

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Purple paint, posters, decorative owl stickers, Girls' Ensemble papers

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Yes, Effie Trinket

14. What do you think of this quiz?

I don't Know!!

15. What is the last film you saw?

Brave(In Real 3D!!!)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A kitten. Oh, and all the iPhones in the world.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I love the Adventerous Adventures of One Direction

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I'd get my crush to marry me. The we'd have either A. Two girls and one boy(twins maybe) B.Two Bays and one girl(twins can apply) C. One boy and one girl (twins apply) D. Two Girls(twins apply)

19. Do you like to dance?

WHO DOESN'T???

20. George Bush:

Fuck off.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Paisely Italia-Carter {insert last name here}

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Calvin Hunter-Riley {insert last name here}

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

YYYEEEESSSHHHHH!!!

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

'Ello!! I've heard a lot about you!!

This was formally between Bella and Edward... oh well.

Katniss: Do I ever cross your mind?

Peeta: No

Katniss: Do you like me?

Peeta: No

Katniss: Do you want me?

Peeta: No

Katniss: Would you cry if I left?

Peeta: No

Katniss: Would you live for me?

Peeta: No

Katniss: Would you do anything for me?

Peeta: No

Katniss: Choose--me or your life

Peeta: My life

Katniss runs away in shock and pain and Peeta runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Here is the Gale and Katniss version!!!!

Katniss:Do I every cross your mind?

Gale: Your boobs do.

Katniss: Do you like me?

Gale: I like your body.

Katniss: Do you want me?

Gale: I want to FUCK you.

Katniss: Would you cry for me?

Gale: I'd make you cry for more of ME.

Katniss: Would you live for me?

Gale: I'd live for that ass.

Katniss: Would you do anything for me?

Gale: I'd do anything to fuck you.

Katniss: Which would you choose- me or your life?

Gale: I'm a living legend, Catnip. You can't be a living legend DEAD!! Of course my life.

Katniss had had enough. She took off her shirt and lied that she and Gale were to have 'hot sex'. She ripped up her shirt and used it to tie Gale to a tree and blindfold him. She went off to find on of her bows and arrows. She came back a while later and made one of her poorest snares to catch Gale. He was hanging upside down when she shot her arrow. I wasn't a clean, immediate death shot from hunting. I was a slow and painful death for him and She laughed at his anguish and writhing from the pain. And that was the end of Gale Hawthorne.

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

3. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

4. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

5. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

6. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

7. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

If You Live In America, repost this

Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Azmanig huh?

You know you're obsessed with The Hunger Games when..

1) You have read The Hunger Games, Catching Fire and Mockingjay at least 3 times.

2) You own all above mentioned books.

3) You know that they're totally going to screw up The Hunger Games Movie, and
you want to see it anyway.

4) You have read everything on every page of Suzanne Collins' website.

5) You have reread a lot of these pages.

6) You read fanfiction about The Hunger Games.

7) You write fanfiction about The Hunger Games.

8) At one point or another, you have had a screenname/username that says
something about The Hunger Games or its characters.

9) You constantly count the days until Catching Fire comes out.

10) For a long while after you read The Hunger Games, you acted as a
missionary for the books, asking everyone you talked to if the had read
them.

11) If said people have not read The Hunger Games series, you insist that they read it,
because it is, and I quote, "the best book series ever".

12) If anyone says something that goes against the statement that The Hunger Games series
is the best book series on the planet, you immediately start to argue with them.

13) You stand firm by your belief that anyone who says that The Hunger Games is just a crappy, unrealistic, at-risk teen love story(and yes, believe it or not, I do know someone who has said this!) should be taken to the edge of a cliff and pushed off.

14) For months after you read it, The Hunger Games was your favorite subject to talk
about.

15) When you found out you would have to wait until November of 2013 for
Catching Fire to come out, you almost cried.(AN: this one kinda depends on when
you read the first two books, I guess!)

16) You argue with your friends over which character of The Hunger Games you
like best.

17) You began reading fanfiction as a desperate attempt to read something
about The Hunger Games, when you had already finished the books.

18) No matter how many times you read The Hunger Games or The Hunger Games-related stories,
you never get tired of it.

19) As you read this list, you are smiling and nodding at almost every thing
you read.

20) Even though you know it's impossible, you often wish that you were a
tribute to compete in the Hunger Games.

21) Mockingjays are officially your favorite genetically impossible creatures ever.

22) Your personal motto is, The Hunger Games are cool, not scary.

23) You know that you are not crazy for being obsessed with The Hunger Games; people
who don't understand it just haven't read the book.

24) When you hear that someone read The Hunger Games and didn't like it or thought
it was stupid, you just shake your head and sigh.

26). You literally haunt Suzanne Collins' website waiting for new information

27). You're driving your parents mad with your crazy countdowns.

28). You're keeping track of all the "Breaking Dawn Quotes of the Day" and trying to figure out what they all mean.(I left this Twilight because I don't know if The Hunger Games have one.)

29). Your home page is Suzanne Collins' website

30). Your desktop has something to do with the The Hunger Games series

31). Your screen saver reads "Catching Fire: November 22"

32). You have both the mockingjay pin and the The Hunger Games Tribute Guide.

33). You put your Hunger Games poster in plain view so that everyone can see it

34). You can't believe that most people haven't read the books

35). You know all the characters so well that you feel as if you could write your own stories about them

36). You spend most of your day making up "What if...?" questions about all the different plot lines

37). You've actually read the play "Romeo & Juliet" just so you could find out how Gale would die

38). You know you're addicted, but you don't care

39). You can't help saying, "I can't wait for November 22nd!" while everyone who isn't "in the know" stares at you like you're psycho

40). You're more excited about the release of Catching Fire than anything to do with Twilight

41). When you found out that Catching Fire wasn't coming out until 2013, you had a mental breakdown.

42). When you found out about Prim dying you had yet another mental breakdown

43.) You ACTUALLY noticed there were only 27 chapters per book.

This originally had some Twilight stuff... I hate Twilight.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.

Have you ever tried having a thumb war with yourself?? I have. (I found that I'm a very tough opponent.) If you have just tried having a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you find Spongebob funny SOMETIMES, but most of the time he is SO annoying you want to throw the TV out the window, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you absolutely are TERRIFIED of spiders, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. (More like all night! :D)

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile XD

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.

And here are the obvious differences between...

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (unfortunately, I am crazy)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (I LOVE hockey, but I love beavers although I've never actually seen one.)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.(FOEVER HP!!)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Here are my favourite (I LOVE spelling it like that!!) Hunger Games characters in order!!!!

1. Peeta

2. Rue and Prim tie for the number 2 spot

3. Madge

4. Finnick

5. Foxface

6. Cinna

7. Johanna

8. Effie

9. HAYMITCH!!

10. Cato

11. Gale

12. Katniss

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?

Cinna/Gale??? ...Explains a lot.

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Hells Ya!!!! Gotta love the beach bod!

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Katniss has a dick? And EFFIE! MANNERS!

4) Can you recall any fics about nine?

No... but there are like thousands about him and Maysilee and Effie and Katniss and some even with Peeta...

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

... She's so innocent. And CINNA!

6) five/nine or five/ten? Why?

Finnick/Haymitch or Finnick/Cato. If I have to choose, I'd be Finnick and Cato. But if I didn't ME AND FINNICK!

7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve making out?

Johanna walks in on Rue and Katniss making out??? The hell...

8) Make up a summary or a three/ten fic?

Madge and Cato?? While staying in District 2, Madge discovers the secret world of training centers, where future volunteers are held captive and are forced to train. Will she have the power to put an end to it and ulimately the Hunger Games, while finding love on the way??

9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff?

Peeta/Effie fluff??? The fluffiest I'll let it get is her deflated wig! Hells no!

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/ comfort fic?

Johanna/Katniss... Idle Time

11) Is anything on your fav list about eleven?

Yep!

12) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five?

Rue/Foxface or Rue/Finnick... FIRST ON IT IS! I'd call it, "Let's Kill".

13) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?

...Mind Your Manners by Chiddy Bang

15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Peeta/Cinna/Katniss. Warning: Contains Peeta going to Cinna for 'comfort'

16) When was the last time you read a fic about five?

Like 30 minutes ago...

17)(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (9). (1) ,heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Peeta and Johanna are in a happy relationship until Johanna runs off with Haymitch(THAT BITCH!!! HOW DARE SHE HURT PEETA!!!!). Peeta, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Gale, and a brief unhappy affair with Katniss, then follows the wise advice of Finnick and finds true love with Madge. I know, we all wish that the last two numbers were reversed.

18) What title would you give this fic?

DAYUM!!!!!

Mockingjay Rue's Favorite Pairings!!!!!!!!

Peeta/Gale

Peeta/Finnick

Peeta/Cato

Peeta/Madge

Peeta/Katniss

Finnick/Annie

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!!!!

Hunger Games Characters' Theme Songs

Haymitch's Song- Cheers (Drink To That) by Rihanna

Effie's Song- Mind Your Manners by Chiddy Bang

Finnick's Song- Sexy and I Know It by LMFAO

Cinna's Song- Fashion Lady Gaga

Katniss' Songs- We Didn't Start The Fire by Billy Joel and Set Fire To The Rain by Adele

Johanna's Song-Keps Getting Better by Christina Aguilera

Cato's Song-Mr. Saxobeat by Alexandra Stan

Peeta's Songs- Dark Side by Kelly Clarkson and Helena Beat by Foster The People

Foxface's Songs- Pink Panther Theme and Houdini by Foster The People

Rue's Song- If I Die Young by The Band Perry

Prim's Song- Cuppy Cake Song by Judianna Castle Sung by Amy Castle

Madge's Song- What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction

Gale's Songs- Invisible by Taylor Swift and The Secret Life Of An American Teenager Them

How to fool a supposed Hunger Games fan.

"So, you watched the Hunger Games movie and you are a fan now, huh? TELL ME WHO MADGE UNDERSEE IS."