Hello, I'm Bloody Red Empress, previously Golden Auburn. :)

Welcome to my profile.

"Accomplishment in both letters and arms."

"Since I always win, I'm always right."

"Quick and decisive."

"My orders are absolute."

"I'll only loosen my grip when you're all completely dead."

"The only ones who are allowed to look me in the eye as I speak are those that serve me. No one that opposes me is allowed to look down on me. Know your place."

"I am absolute. I can see the entirety of the future. It is but a simple matter to change it."

"Sleep, Veteran King."

"In this world, winning is everything; winners are validated and losers are denied. Until now, I've never lost at anything, and I won't in the future. Since I always win, I'm always right. If you oppose me... I'll kill you, no matter who you are."

"To all of you gathered here, in this place...I will show you the difference in our positions."

"We can't go back to being teammates. And what happens, the sins I've commited can't be erased. In that case, it would be best to shoulder the burden of my sins, and continue onward as their enemy."

"Winning is everything. The victors writes history. The losers are wiped from it."

"You're beginning to annoy me. The fake and the original...to have you compare them is most vile."

"And thus, by witnessing my glorious form, you should now realize... That your defeat is absolute."

- Akashi Seijūrō(赤司 征十郎)

AKASHI FOR LIFE

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

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Quotes/Helpful sayings:

-If you love two people at the same time,then choose the second one.

If you really love the first one, then why else would you have fallen for the second one?

-Life without problems is like school without classes;You will never learn.

-Refusing to ask for help when you need it is refusing someone the chance to be helpful.

-There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people.

-Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

-It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

-A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.

-If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything.

-Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.

-It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

-For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

-If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself.

-Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons

can be beaten.

-We're not upset that they lied to us,we're upset that from now on we can't believe them.

-Learn to appreciate what you have now before they are no longer yours.

-Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

-ScoobyDoo taught us that real monsters are humans.

-If you have nothing good to say, then don't say anything at all.

Best Pick Up Lines Ever

Is your daddy a baker? Cause you've got a nice set of buns!

The basketball hoop isn't the only thing I'm dunking my balls in tonight.

If your body is Wonderland, can I be Alice?

If you were a new burger at McDonald's, you'd be the McGorgeous.

Are you a light switch? Cause you turn me on.

Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Cause you've got a sweet ass.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Can I have a map? Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

My love for you is like diarrhea—I can't hold it in.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking through my garden forever.

Are you a camera? Cause I keep smiling every time I look at you.

God must have taken his time making you.

Can I have your picture? To prove to my friends that angels really do exist.

You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Do you know what would look good on you best? Me.

You're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business.

Help, something's wrong with my eyes—I just can't take them off of you.

It's not my fault I fell in love. You're the one who tripped me.

You look like a big glass of water and I'm very thirsty.