![]() Okie dokie then, well my name is Hayron (according to the lady at my favorite Teriyaki resturaunt that is). I've just recently been dragged into obsessing over Yu-Gi-Oh by my lovely, yaoi obsessed parters in crime AKA Yunastevens and Rinzei. I'm in love with Atem!!!! And Kaiba... and Bakura.. and Ryou.. and Marik.. and Yugi... don't judge me! haha. I also love Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged series! My friends and I quote those jokes aaaallllllllllll the time! I'd have to say my top 3 favorite pairings are Yami x Yugi , Yami x Seto and Marik x Bakura but I also love exploring to find random pairings as well. XP Someday I do plan on possibley writing a fic of my own, but I'm mostly on here to read and support other fics! Here's a few of my favorite Abridged quotes/moments! Marik- "My name is Marik" Bakura- "I don't care" Marik- "Well that was kinda insensitive.. no wonder you're so lonely!" Mai- "Could I have my star chips back now?" Yami- "Only if you beg me. Come on, get on your knees" Mai- "You're kidding right?" Yami- "Did I stutter or something? Bark like a dog woman!" Yami- "By the way Yugi, did you buy the whipped cream for later?" Yugi- "No..." Yami- "Oh... you should buy the whipped cream for later. You know... for snacks!" (I LLLOOOOVVVVEEEEE What Would Yugi Do!!!! Look it up! It's amazing!!!) Penguin Tea- "Hey Yugi, maybe we should rub our boddies together.." Yugi- "God I hope Tristan is ok" Penguin Tea- "You know.. to keep waarrmm" Yugi- "I sure do miss Tristan right now" Penguin Tea- "My nipples are very hard, Yugi.." Yugi- "I'm still really concerned about Tristan" Penguin Tea- "DAMN IT YUGI, TOUCH MY BOOBS!!!" Yugi- "Man, what would Tristan do in this situation?" ~ Tristan- "I'm gonna touch your boobs!" Duke- "... Why?" Duke- "We gotta get out of here dude! I kinda have this disease where is I don't have half naked woman applied to my body at regular intervals, I die" Tristan- "Want me to take my top off?" Duke- "I said half naked girls" Tristan- "How do you know it won't work if you don't try it!" Duke- "Time's running out dude, I'm losing my grip! I can feel my mojo starting to fade" Tristan- "Hold on Duke! With the help of this axe we'll be sure to find half naked girls in no time!" Duke- "Why would an axe help?" Tristan- "Haven't you seen those commercials? Girls LOVE the smell of axe!" Duke- "That's a body spray you dork!" Tristan- "No it was deffinately a weapon, and the girls were all really hot too!" Duke-"I can barely hear my theme music!" Tristan- "Heeerrreee's Johnny!" Duke- "So, where did all the girls go?" Tristan- "Gee, I don't know. Maybe you scared them off with all your CONSTANT BITCHING Duke!" Yugi- "Hey gramps, could we please see your ultra-rare-chocolatey-fudge-coated-sugar-sprinkled-angelic-magical-fantastical-stupedesly-special-illegally-sexual-genuenly-briliantly-amazingly-god-damn-spank-my-ass-and-call-me-Susie-mega-ultra-super card?" Kaiba- "I think you must have misunderstood me, BFF doesn't stand for Best Friend Forever.. It stands for Big Fucking Freaks" Yami- "Yugi! Give into the hatred inside yourself. Let it flow through you like a-" Yugi- "But I don't have any hatred, I'm just extremely passive aggressive" Yami- "Fine! Give into your passive aggressiveness. Let it flow through you like an extremely deffensive river! Yes, YES! hahahaha, Hahahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Here's Johnny!" Yami- "Hey Kaiba!" Kaiba- "What?" Yami- "You took my Grandfather's card, so I took your bodygaurd's kidneys. I believe that's a fair trade. Now, how aboute play a little game..." Kaiba- "K" Yami- "So Kaiba, are you ready to nter a world of pain?" Kaiba- "Sounds delightful!" Yami- "A world where the only noise you here is that of your haggered breath as you choke on your own entrails!" Kaiba- "Possitively charming!" Yami- "Because I'm going to take you strait down to hell Kaiba! And believe me, your torchure will never end until I'm satisfied." Kaiba- "I always wanted to visit new places!" Yami- "Ok, cut that out." Kaiba- "Cut what out?" Yami- "That whole.. happy thing.. I'm not buying it!" Kaiba- "I really don't know what you mean" Yami- "Everone knows that Seto Kaiba is an obsessive, egomaniacal scumbag! The only reason you're playing this game is to prove you're the best" Kaiba- "Actually I'm just playing for fun." Yami- "Seriously?" Kaiba- "I love playing games with my friends" Yami- "Ok, stop that!" Kaiba- "Especially my closest friends" Yami- 'You're freaking me out here!!!" Kaiba- "Like you, Yugi" Yami- "Who the hell are you?" Kaiba- "I'm Seto Kaiba, the nicest guy on the face of the planet." Yami- "hahaha-' Kaiba- "hahahaha-" Both- "hahahahahahhahahaha" Kaiba- "hahaha oh it feels so good to laugh!" Yami- "haha-I'm-gonna-kill-you-in-your-sleep..." Kaiba- "I summon my Gargoyle in attack mode! What the-" Yami- "Yes.. Behold Kaiba! I posses the power to make your monsters real! Tremble in fear as I-" Kaiba- "That's fantastic! This will make the game much more fun!" Yami- "Well I-I suppose.. but mostly it's supposed to be scarey." Kaiba- "On the contrary! I think it's neat" Yami- "You think my satanic powers are neat.." Kaiba- "Absolutely!" Yami- "I hate you.. with all of my hate.." Kaiba- "I summon the Blue Eyes White Dragon!" Yami- "Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?" Kaiba- "Ya? So?" Yami- "That's against the rules isn't it?" Kaiba- "Actually there several situations in which summoning mutiple monsters at once can be considered totally legal in this game." Yami- "... That-That wasn't very funny.." Kaiba- "Why would it be funny, I'm just trying to explain how to play." Yami- "This is all kinds of wrong!" Kaiba- "You know what would cheer you up? I big friendly hug!" Yami- "BACK OFF KAIBA!!!" Kaiba- "I'm a very huggy person!" Yami- "Ok, that does it! I banish you to a place where you cannot hug me!" Kaiba- "You can't defeat the power of friendship Yugi. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Yami- "Geeze! That was just terrifying! That god it's over!" hahahaha, Oh I could go on quoting forever but I'll leave it at this for now XP |
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