Epilogue: Some Things Never Change

"Revenge may be sweet, but your blood is so much sweeter!" A scream bounced off of the bedroom walls as the movie ended.

"Well," Bakura drawled, "that's what she gets for being a slut."

"It's not her fault, Bakura." Marik piped up. "All women are sluts."

BAM! Marik wailed in agony as he clutched his heads. "I am definitely not a slut, so rephrase what you just said." Anzu snarled as she waved the baseball bat threateningly at Marik.

"Okay." He whimpered. "All attractive women are slu—" Anzu let out a cry of rage as she raised the bat above her head.

"Anzu, no!" Yuugi shrieked as he jumped to his feet and pried the bat from her fingers. "This is my new bat for the game we're creating tomorrow! You can't get blood on it!"

"That's what you're worried about?" Marik yelped.

"Well," Bakura said, "it is made of wood and not metal. It'll take a lot longer to get the blood off of it, and you don't really want it to stain. Because than someone will notice it and it will take forever to get rid of the police, but if they can't find a body, they're bound to leave you alone eventually."

They all stopped to stare at him and slowly scooted an inch away from him.

"Bakura, do you by any chance happen to know what happened to the wooden bat I had a while ago?" Ryou growled.

"Until you can produce a body, the answer is 'no'."

"I borrowed that bat from Jou!"

"What the hell did you do to my bat, Bakura!" Jou yelled as he scrambled to his feet to shook his fist at Bakura.

"I don't see a body." He shrugged.

"You know," Yami finally spoke, "ever since you miraculously recovered from Marik's song you've been acting strangely, even for you."

"That's because I'm exhausted." he snarled. "Ever since that day, Ryou's been convinced that I'm going to keel over any second now, and has been demanding an unreasonable amount of sex. Even for him… Right now he's acting more sex-depraved than any woman." Looking over at Anzu he continued. "I mean he's been acting more sex-depraved than any attractive woman."

"Damn it, Bakura! You're not funny!" Anzu shrieked as she tried to yank the bat out of Yuugi's hands.

"Bakura, stop antagonizing Anzu, because I have no idea what we'll do with your body once she kills you."

"I know what we can do with it!" Marik chirped.

Everyone scooted an inch away from him.

"I have not been acting like a sex-depraved slut!" Ryou cried.

"Bullshit." Bakura stated as he rolled his eyes. "It's times like these that I wish I had one of your hikari's because they're so much easier to please."

"They are not!" Marik yelled. "Malik takes forever to cum."

"Whoa! Too much information!" Honda cried.

"That's because you suck in bed." Ryou yawned.

"How would you know that?" Yami asked.

"Because Bakura is the best."

"Didn't you guys already have a contest to settle this?" Seto scowled at them.

"Not really." Malik groaned. "At the last minute we decided to get revenge and changed the contest to get back at them. Didn't really work though."

"You did what?" Yami blinked in astonishment as he turned to regard Yuugi. "You mean it was all a farce?"

"Malik!" Yuugi screamed, "Was it necessary to tell them that?"

"No." Ryou grunted. "Though if we had actually had a contest to determine the best lover, Bakura would have won."

"No. He would have lost! Marik is the best in bed."

"Guys, can we stop this?" Yuugi sighed.

"Shut up, Yuugi, you're only saying that because Yami isn't nearly as good as Bakura in the sack."

"That's because Yami is a hundred times better than Bakura!" Yuugi screamed.

"He is not! Yami is still practically a virgin!"

"Oh God, not this again." Otogi sighed as he averted his eyes from the battling hikari to the enraged yami.

"No, Yuugi gives the best head!"

"He does not!"

"Ryou gives the best head because he doesn't have a gag reflex!"

"Besides, what do you know about good head? You're still a virgin!"

"I am not a virgin!" Yami screamed at Marik as he jumped to his feet.

"Well, why don't we have a competition to decide this? !" Ryou and Bakura screamed in unison.

"That's it, I'm leaving." Seto grunted as he began to walk out of the room, Anzu and Honda right on his heels.

Otogi shook his head as he held the door open for Jounouchi. "Unbelievable."

"Yeah," Jou snickered as he walked over to him. "They always do this." A car engine could be heard over the ongoing arguments. "Damn it, Kaiba! Wait for me!"

Otogi rolled his eyes as he closed the door behind him and raced after Katsuya. "Some things never change."

TBC?

And that's the end folks! It feels good to finally be finished this, though it seems to me like it's screaming for a sequel… I barely managed to finish this and it took me an unreasonable amount of time to do so; therefore I don't think I'll be doing a sequel any time soon. I hope you enjoyed reading this, and I'm very excited to say that my first multi-chapter fic is finally finished! WOOHOO!

Thanks for sticking by and reading all of the chapters, I really appreciate it. SO if you want to drop me a review to criticize my writing skills so that when I come back to edit and fix all the mistakes, I can improve this that would make me really happy!

Thanks everyone, and I hope you enjoyed the fic… I already said that, didn't I? Oh well. XD