FOR YOUR BENEFIT, TO SATISFY YOUR CURIOSITY:

I started this account in 2011, when I was a very young teenager desperately seeking community and some fleeting sense of validation. Although the text below no longer provides an even moderately accurate sense of who I am or how I write (and, to tell you the truth, it was mostly inaccurate even when I wrote it the first time, as I blatantly and wholeheartedly adopted a persona that I believed would make me appear likeable to others), I am choosing to leave it here rather than to delete it. Because at most, it serves as a reminder of what once was, and at least, it may drag a laugh or a cringe out of somebody. :) Enjoy:

CURRENTLY: Some people are die-hard Makorra. Some of you guys love Toko or Tokka, and Zutara and Kataang are constantly in a fierce (but deadly!) embrace for competiton of the Greatest Pairing of All Time Forever Don't Even Think About It Being Any Otherness Award. But there's a new pairing sweeping the nation (sort of not really), threatening to take over the entire fanbase! It's called,

MASCAMSK.

Mako's scarfXAmon's Mask. It will end the war and save the world through LURV. :D

...or end the world and save the war... I'm not really sure...

But anyway, HAPPY CHRISTMAS YOU MONKEYS, YOU! If you ask for a cookie, I will give you one. :)

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To my anon, who reviewed Halloween Special! YAY! :D:

Appa got sick from eating too many of Spry's DELICIOUS cookies, and possibly had to get surgery because the cookies MAY have contained glitter glue, and that's why he wasn't there. :p

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I got an Avie award from Fyre's Guide to Creativity! I won the "Panakin Award", which I think means that I'm weird. :) Currently I am polishing my new Panakie (which sounds unsettlingly like 'panicky'), even though I just got it and it needs no polish. COOKIES FOR ALL!

On a related note, Fyre locked me up in Ozai's cell and that's why I haven't been able to work on my story. What do you mean you don't believe me? Ask her!

ALSO, Ishi Bana Bana wrote a story dedicated to me and Fyre! Go check it out in my favorites!

Aannnnd, I'm having a lot of internet problems at the moment, so updating will be even slower. Sorry. :P NOT MY FAULT! NOW YOU CAN'T BLAME IT ON MY LAZINESS!

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SUDDEN IDEA!: Somebody MUST write an Avatar/Mulan fanfic with AZULA as Mulan. Do it. I'll give you a brownie! :P

If you use this idea, please drop me a note saying so, 'cause I wanna read it! But please, if you do use it, please make it a K story unless it's rated T only for violence. KEEP IT FAMILY FRIENDLY, PLEASE! :)

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I AM BORED. FIX THAT PROBLEM NOW!

...by playing this game! Trust the crazy girl (me) when I say it's very simple!

All you have to do is,

(1.) Grab hold of the nearest book and find page 93, line ten. What does it say?

(2.) Close your eyes and reach your left arm out as far as it can go, moving it around until you touch something. What are you touching?

(3.) Slam your palm down on the keyboard somewhere. Add a 'T' to the beginning of the mess, and an 'M' to the end. what is the end result?

PM me with the answer to all three!

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YOU BORED? I'MMA FIX IT FOR YOU! :D

Made for Azulastar, since I said I would make a game for her and then forgot about it. XD It's fun, honest! :P Grab a pencil and paper, or a fresh empty document and begin! :D

1. Pick one!: we, it's, you, me, I, I'm, y'all, they, or you can add "'re" to any of them (like you're, we're, etc.)

2. Now add the name of your current favorite song-- since chances are, you never have just one-- if the song's title is more than one word, pick the second word and write that down instead.

3. Tack on your favorite adjective.

4. Add any of these!: well, know, time, to the rescue, now.

5. Add some punctuation like exclamation points, commas, question marks, hyphens or whatever to decide how it's said, if someone's yelling it, asking it, being interrupted or whatever. :P

6. This is now your new catchphrase! :D Yell it randomly in public, post in on your profile, end your personal letters with it, tape it to your bedroom wall, write it on a cake with icing for somebody's birthday, but most importantly, PM it to me! :D The best ones will go in my profile with credit to you! :)

Catchphrases:

Spry: "It's Me Ducky Time!" XD

Forever Fyre: "I'm Boomin' Crazy Now!" (I can't believe this is what she ended up with...)

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Hey, peoples! It's ME! (Yay!)

Come right on in! Welcome to the nut house- um, wait, was that out loud?
I mean- of course it wasn't! Did you hear something? Well, you didn't. Who said anything about nut houses?

Anyways, I am what you would call the aspiring writer who has recently taken to fanfiction (Because it's fun! Weee!)...

One day I shall be supreme ruler of the entire galaxy- except I won't be famous, no one will know my name, and I may or may not really be in control of anything. In fact, I might actually be dead.

I live inside my head, or at least most of the time I do (if your conversation is too boring, I might not be listening). It is only fair to warn you that from here on out, the following side-effects will indubitably (new favorite word! :b) ensue:

-randomness

-ALL CAPS (with the possibility of the winky face ;)

-crazy-go-nuts

-possible random laughter

-many much parenthesis

-various mentions of CRUMBCAKE (love)! and MONKEYS (hate)!

-decreasing amount of normality

Not to worry, though. We're all sane here, right fellas? SANE AS A PAIR OF SOCKS ON FRIDAY!
(Begins laughing maniacally whilst being carted off by the nice men in the white coats.)

Ah, yes. So, some of you may be wondering about now which pairing it is that I go with. You really want to know? The answer is anybodyxanybody. So there you have it!

BACK TO BUSINESS! First off, if you want to message me for a random no good reason, that's a-okay with me! Just as long as the message contains NO PROFANITY or anything of the sort.

If you do choose to message me, chances are I will answer as long as it doesn't contain the above.
Unless of course I have died (probably from the consequences of not ruling the world), been eaten by the Purple Rabbit of Death (which does not necessarily mean I am dead), fallen into a black hole (uh..don't know how likely that would be), or just got too lazy (I think you can accurately assume that this is the real reason).

Also, if I send you something random, I'm totally okay with that. :b

Flames will be accepted on and off, depending on whether or not I'm in a giggly mood. But before you get on there and start typing up your complaints, know that a favorite pasttime of mine is kidnapping people who whine too much.

If you want to be kidnapped/abducted/captured, all you need to do is ask. It's fun!

If you want me to read your story, know that I DO NOT read M stories, and don't like to read T stories unless it's only rated so for violence or gore. Because I read your story means I will probably review it..maybe...

Free crumbcake* and coffee* will be offered* to anyone who has been waiting for me to update while I'm struggling with the Purple Rabbit of Death.

If desired, crumbcake may be substituted with Carrot Cake or Poison Cake.

Coffee may also be substituted with Hot Chocolate or Cactus juice.

Food items may or may not be actually delivered/physically existing.

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Yes! Copy Pastas for YOOUU!:

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews copy and pasta.

I like fish. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random, and proud of it copy and pasta!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy and pasta. (For two hours. I was daydreaming and staring out the window at the same time. A dangerous combination!)

Two wrongs do not make a right. But three rights make a left!

Your One And Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.

2. Which is your favourite colour out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?

6. Name a person of the same gender as yours.

7. Your favourite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that won't last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose..

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do and will do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose..

California: You like an adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose..

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

If you are blessed with the gift of randomness, copy and pasta this to your profile.

If you agree that Zombies are not evil and are just misunderstood, copy and pasta this to your profile.

If you have ever wanted to/have thrown a fruit, vegetable or plate against the wall, copy and pasta this to your profile.

If you're nutso and you know it clap your hands! If you're crazy and you know it drink some hot sauce! If you're whacko and you know it and you really want to show it, if you're random and you know it copy and pasta!

If you are kind of an idiot sometimes, copy and pasta. :D

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and pasta this onto your profile. (Wait-- how do you spell "me" again?)

A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!

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Here is a game where you MUST NOT look ahead. Trust me when I say it's fun-alicious. :)

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

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Okay, so I might have stolen it from Carrot-Bunny's profile...

The best advice my parents gave me was... DUCK!

My teachers remember me as... that weird quiet kid who can't seem to open her mouth without saying something random.

When I was a child I thought... "Diddly squat" was an actual sport people played.

The first review I got was... from Jaio-Jie, who was seriously confused by the second chapter.

I wish I'd never... watched that awful movie...

I thought I'd never... find out who stacked ALL the furniture in the middle of the performance stage that one time.

My proudest moment... was when I totally rocked at doing the Thriller next to those other kids.

If I watched only one cartoon for the rest of my life it would be... I dunno... Legend of Korra, maybe?

The best holiday I've ever had was... Last Summer, 2011 for SO many reasons!

I couldn't believe it when... I caught and got to hold that wild rabbit! :D

I know it's silly but I... dance around. ALL the time.

If I came back as an animal I'd be... A cat, probably, because then I could go around and do whatever the fruitnuts I wanted, because most people don't feel threatened by cats. :D

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Favorite quotes that I likes:

"Now you tell me that I'm crazy. It's nothing that I didn't know." -Fleetwood Mac, I Don't Want to Know (It's a good song. :D You should go listen to it.)

"Up, up, UP the stairs we go!" Golem, Lord of the Rings the movie (I don't remember which one)

"Someone could walk in this room and say your life is on fire! It's all over the evening news- all about the fire in your life all over the evening news." Paul Simon, Crazy Love

"IT'LL QUENCH YA! NOTHING'S QUENCHIER!" Cactus-juice-influenced-Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender

And also, from the same show, episode and Sokka, "It's a giant mushroom! MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!" (Ahh, you gotta love the classics :p)

"Be who you are and say how you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." Dr. Suess (Absolutely LOVES this quote. It makes me feel good.)

"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why its called the present." Unknown

"Happiness can be found in the darkest of places if one only remembers to turn on the light." Albus Dumbledore

Helena: Riddle? Riddle. So have you thought of an answer yet?

Gryphon: You can't pass. I give up, I think.. no wait, wait... Fine. What's the answer?

Helena: Okay. It's a herring.

Gryphon: But a herring isn't green.

Helena: You can paint it green.

Gryphon: But a herring doesn't hang on a wall!

Helena: You can nail it to a wall.

Gryphon: But a herring doesn't whistle!

Helena: Oh, come on. I just put that in there to stop it from being to obvious. -Helen and Gryphon, MirrorMask

"I shall slip unnoticed through the darkness... like a dark, unnoticeable slippy thing." Valentine, MirrorMask

"My mom always said, 'It's a dog-eat-dog world out there! Gotta get them before they get you! Eat your greens.' 'Stop embarrassing me in front of the neighbors. Maybe it would best if you leave home and never come back'!'" Valentine, MirrorMask.

"I remember I said to him: 'Mr Bagwell, how can a mask know what you need?' And he said: 'Cynthia, remember I don't know what I'm talking about.'" what's-her-face, MirrorMask

Masked Stranger: What did you say your name was?

Helena: It's Helena.

Masked Stranger: Helena. Helen. Helen-nun-nuh... it's a bit drab, isn't it? You know, you should think about changing that. Go for something with a bit of dignity and style, mixed with a bit of romance. Something like... 'Valentine'.

Helena: Why? What's yours?

Masked Stranger: Valentine. -Helena and Valentine, MirrorMask (Seriously, just go watch it. It's awesome.)

Just then a spacey police officer arrives and yells "SURPRISE!"

"--AND MILKED THE MASSIVE COW!" (Gee, thanks Winterdevils. It's your fault that I now say this on a regular basis. XD)

"Inspiration reaches us in different ways. A writer sees something inspirational and wants to write a story. A composer sees the same thing and is inspired to create music. Intrigued, a producer looks at this inspirational object and trashes it... and writes a movie about the leftover trash." Myself, venting about the way some people can manage to make an awful movie out of an awesome book. I guess I must have been on a sugar high or something...

"*sob* I give up! What's the point in living if I can't be beautiful?" -Wizard Howl, Howl's Moving Castle (the movie, not the book)

"Word number three is cake. Everybody loves cake. Well, obviously there are some people who don’t like cake- no matter how many different kinds of cake you offer them. You can see several different kinds here. Frankly, I would not want to meet the sort of person who would be offerd a slice from any of these cakes on display here and would STILL say, in UTTER SERIOUSNESS, that they DO NOT LIKE CAKE!! That doesn’t make any sense to me! The world is a BITTER enough place without refusing a PERFECTLY good slice of... Sorry. Word number four is..." Lemony snicket, Thirteen Words (actually, it's the trailer for his book Thirteen Words. Go watch it, it's hilarious. :D)

If a waffle is eaten, but nobody is around to see it, did it turn invisible? O.o -- Silentstorm1999 (Who is AWESOME, by the way! :D)

"'T'was a mustard and pickle sandwich relationship. Wrong ingredients, but it worked." -ellyjett

Rango: Is this Heaven?
Spirit of the West: If it were, we'd be eatin' Pop-Tarts with Kim Novak. --Rango

"I woke up this morning and I just hated everything." --Lara Croft's explanation to the FeDex man when he found her house half destroyed.

Dying Rue: Katniss... sing me a song...
Katniss:...
Katniss: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT!
*In the background Peeta is shuffling* -- Hunger Games Parody by the rayemymaeshow

"Baby, you light up my world like nobody else-- the way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed! The way you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell: You don't know-oh-oh-- You don't know you're beautiful!" -- What Makes You Beautiful, One Direction

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NOTE: Spry only knows that she looks like an idiot half of the time. The other half she is too busy singing and practicing her "signature jump" in front of the mirror.