The Violisthide bio
Author has written 4 stories for Artemis Fowl, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter. I have done something very, very stupid, which is try to write an epic Harry Potter fanfiction (Wet Carpets)... First of all, each one of the chapters is like, fifteen frikkin pages long on Word, and secondly, nobody likes it except my friends (possibly because there are like four million other fanfictions outthere) and THIRDLY, I have so many ideas for the plot that I'm probably going to screw something up very soon. For those who actually read this, yes, someone is going to die at the end. Yay angst! Later: I deleted all my recommendations because Shea read one of the ones I never finished reading and shesaid it was very very bad. o0 So. Here'sa warning. I haven't finished all of my faves. If they're evil or sickening at the end, I'm probably blameless. One of these days I'll go through and clean them up a bit, ok? |
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Fractured Triangle by Fyrie reviews
Just before seventh year starts, something happens to Hermione that will change the trio's friendship forever. Warnings - rape Please note - mostly written in 2003 so any canon after that is NOT included. CH. 15 ADDED - July 15th 2011
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,582 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 12/2/2002 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Lost and Found by Lady Razorsharp reviews
In which those who love Holmes must go on without him...set just after The Final Problem.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,164 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 6/21/2005
Out of Time by Erinya reviews
Back by popular demand. After buying a souvenir from a strange shop in New Orleans, Leah discovers she got more than she bargained for, in the form of a certain pirate captain. Time travel and other nonsense. Rated for language.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,190 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 10/8/2003
Artemis Fowl: The Ivory Files by Nyghtvision reviews
Just what it says on the label: Humor. Suspense. Flamingos. A strange visitor from Japan. The Dark Side of the Tooth Fairy. Plot should thicken to the consistency of tiramisu. Add a pinch of Bob, bake for an hour and read.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,758 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 1/19/2003
Caribbean Secrets by Missie DuCaine reviews
Two girls, one gold medallion. I wish it hadn't happened, but can't be happier that it did. Welcome to the Caribbean, lasses. (COMPLETED!)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,832 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 8/23/2003 - Complete
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
The Dementia Complex by PyRo4 reviews
A British billionaire steals a prototype mind drug, and invades the Lower Elements. The LEP is forced to ally with Artemis Fowl yet again. Chapter 3 up! Please, don't make me crack a corny joke to attract your attention.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2003 - Published: 6/29/2003
Shades of Grey by Morgane reviews
The arrival of the new Dada teacher, a former Hogwarts graduate, brings forth old scars, some doomed obsessions, many interesting facts about Snape and Lily and a fair amount of new tragedy (COMPLETE)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,958 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2003 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
ANTIDEPRESSANT FUNNESS! by randomwriter96 reviews
*CHAPTER 39 is here* A sillyfic! Pippin and Merry trying to lose weight. Legolas has narcissm problems. Aragorn's unloved. Gandalf's on Viagra. Frodo's an isolationist. Sam and Gimli appear sporadically. Bor's kind of dead. It's craziness really.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 51,179 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 3/17/2002
The Unnamed Entity by Eleida reviews
I actually updated! I can hardly believe it. Holly wishes she had a gun, Root wishes Lily Frond would drop of the face of the earth, Artemis wishes he had a sweater, and everyone wishes that Opal Koboi wasn't quite so deranged.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,074 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 9/17/2002
Harry Potter & The Daughter of Malfoy by Fyrie reviews
Harry Potter gets in the way of a pregnancy potion meant for Narcissa Malfoy, leaving the boy-wonder pregnant. He's not best pleased! How is he meant to save the world from Voldemort when he has to go on maternity leave? (NOT slash - just silly) COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,896 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 174 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Complete
While the Ring went south by Thundera Tiger reviews
What happened after the Fellowship left Rivendell but before they came down off Caradhras? Behold the missing scenes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,624 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/6/2002 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Complete
The Fire You Touch by Aieshya reviews
Aeryn Blake's father was a wizard, but she herself is a mutant. When given the opportunity to attend Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, she jumps at the chance. But is she prepared for what is to follow? A dark Snape fanfic based on Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 217,338 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/2/2002 - Published: 4/1/2002
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The College Years of Wizardry: Wet Carpets reviews
Once rid of Hogwarts, Harry, Ron, and Hermione find themselves given to the care of three madcap college professors, barely out of Hogwarts themselves... and discover the one secret that Dumbledore neglected to tell them...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,098 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 5/27/2004
Artemis Fowl: The Return of the Kin reviews
The long awaited sequel to the Cousin's Conspiracy. When the cousins take a summer vacation to Ireland, they find that the People's direst enemy is loose, and that the elves of the ages must unite, including Middle-Earth's... After EC.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,665 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 9/28/2003 - Published: 1/12/2003
As My Heart Remembers reviews
Legolas hires a streetwise girl to rid him of his fangirls. Their amusing attempts evolve into friendship and an unusual coupling... *COMPLETE* listen this is incredibly stupid sugarhighness, but my muse died, so....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Cousin's Conspiracy reviews
Artemis Fowl. Middle Earth. Bad combination. Especially when two hobbit-obsessive, ANNOYING girls come along for the ride. Rated for a little swearing. Tiny bit of mush. VERY FUNNY! (COMPLETE) written before EC came out
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,681 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/11/2003 - Published: 1/5/2003 - Complete
