cumberbatchbootyhide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Demonata, and Sherlock. Hello, and welcome to my profile! USEFUL INFORMATION Slash/Femslash is my thing. I'll probably only ever write slash so, you've been warned.My ships:
USELESS INFORMATION LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE Name: Mae Birth date: Wednesday, November 11th, 1998. Current Location: My bed, USA. Eye Color: I've been told they're glacier blue. I don't know what that means but it sounds cool. Hair Color: Black as a Kenyan (Racism rainbow!) Righty or Lefty: Depends. For writing and drawing, I'm a righty. For every frickin' thing else, lefty. You explain it. I can't. Zodiac Sign: Scorpio LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE Your heritage: English, Scottish, a little Native American Your weaknesses: Cute animals. Your fears: Nearly everything. Loud noises, heights, fire, being alone, being forgotten, spinning, the list goes on. Your perfect pizza: BACONBACONBACON Goal you'd like to achieve: Find something to do with my life before I inevitably DIE. LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW: Your thoughts first waking up: "What time is it?" Your best physical feature: My smile. Your bedtime: Whenever my laptop dies. Your most missed memory: Being little. Doing stupid things then was cute. When I do stupid stuff now, suddenly I'm immature. LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK: Pepsi or Coke: Cooooke. McDonald's or Burger King: No. Adidas or Nike: Also no. Lipton Tea or Nestea: Lipton! Chocolate or vanilla ice cream: Vanilla Tea or coffee: Tea. LAYER FIVE: DO YOU? Even Lift?: I'M SORRY I HAD TO ADD THIS ONE I'M SORRY OKAY. Cuss: A lot. Take a shower: Why, of course. Have a crush: Can I have a crush on my boyfriend? Think you've been in love: What is love (love) Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me... Want to get married: "Maybe some day," says the Magic Conch Shell. Believe in yourself: I believe I exist, does that count? Think you're a health freak: HA! No. LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH Gone to the mall: Yeah, a few times. Been on stage: No, sadly. :( Been dumped: Nope! Gone skating: HEELY'S! Dyed your hair: My routes, yeah. LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER Got beaten up: Nah. But I have beaten someone up. And stabbed someone with a pencil. Yeahh... Changed who you were to fit in: When I was in the third grade. But then I was like "GAHH THIS IS BORING" so I went back to being me. LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLD Age you’re hoping to be married: Err... 24. Age your hoping to have kids: 30 seems like a good age. LAYER NINE: IN A BOY/GIRL Best eye color: Green or Brown :3 Best hair color: Black Long or Short?: I will assume this question is referring to hair length rather than genitalia; I really like long hair. LAYER TEN: 1 MINUTE AGO: Writing this stuff 1 HOUR AGO: Killing fruit-flies. 1 YEAR AGO: Probably sleeping... LAYER ELEVEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE I LOVE: LIIIIFE. I FEEL: PRETTY! OH SO PRETTY! OH SO PRETTY, AND WITTY, AND BRIIIIIIIIGHT! I HATE: it when Hitler steals my nutella. I HIDE: Secrets. I MISS: My mouth sometimes when I eat food. My dA: Vanchanaut7 | |||||||
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Forbidden Sunrise by Hanna Muffin reviews
First published story. Read and Review please! The Saga of Skylar Valentine. Larten/OC, with Mr. Gavner Purl. :D Rated M for gore, violence, and language.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,657 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 11/18/2011 - [Mr. Crepsley, OC] Gavner Purl
Hacked by SoftPurple Sherlockian reviews
Sherlock has a bad habit of hacking into Johns email account and sending himself messages, which he later reads while pretending the doctor sent them to him. ***WARNING: Rated M for mature content, kinks, bdsm, and &M/M***
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,194 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
Different Paths, Different People by LilyHellsing reviews
Samantha Ivy leaves her fallen family simply because her tongue slipped. While she travels with Mr. Crepsley as his assistant, trapped within the body too young for her mature mind, she unexpectedly teaches the vampire several new emotions; one is love.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 44,173 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Mr. Crepsley, Mr. Tall
Apprehension by causidicus reviews
NOTE: THIS STORY IS COMPLETE OVER AT ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN (ao3). The story title ("Apprehension") and my username ("causidicus") are the same. Please re-read from the beginning as it has changed substantially! Summary: Sherlock inadvertently deduces John's been wanking to a photo of him. The discovery begins affecting his behaviour in ways he can't quite understand or control.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,544 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
Bad Boys Know What They Want by rumbleroar846 reviews
Kendall is the bad-ass that has the whole county scared, and Logan is an anti-social bunny-rabbit. Kendall decides that the nerd with no friends is worth looking into.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,381 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kendall, Logan
Big Time Affair by ThatGuy21 reviews
Sequel to the one-shot, Big Time Lust. Logan and Kendall start an illicit affair, even though Logan is with Camille and Kendall is with Jo. How will the boys juggle their secret and their relationships?
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,415 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
You Hold My Shattered Grace In Your Hands by Jameson Rook reviews
Supernatural angel-strength. It was totally a thing. Dean had seen it firsthand, between Cas shoving an armoire in front of the bathroom door to keep Sammy locked in when they'd had to deal with famine, the way that Cas had beaten the hell out of him in that alleyway, and the way that he'd lifted the back end of the Imapala when they'd gotten stuck in some mud.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Fountains Are Evil by SivMeille reviews
A strange idea that popped into my head. Darren makes a wish and is turned into a girl as usual and through a series of unfortunate events, is forced to seduce Steve in an attempt to end the War of the Scars. Hopefully, femDarrenXSteve.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 27,844 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Darren Shan, Steve Leonard - Complete
Big Time Lust by ThatGuy21 reviews
Logan fantasizes about his best friend, Kendall, one afternoon. But what happens when a fantasy becomes a reality? A Kogan one-shot. I may continue this story with a sequel if it's well-received.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Logan, Kendall - Complete
Lord Boss by navyseal33 reviews
Book one of the Popcornata. This is a parody of Lord Loss, book one of the Demonata. Note: this is not poetry, it just starts with a poem. Rated T for blood and gore, which occurs later and language . WARNING: SERIOUSLY STUPID
Demonata - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,739 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Grubbs G. - Complete
Cirque Du Freak: Saga of Sarah Lovell by VampanezePrincess reviews
What if Darren Shan was a girl, Sarah Lovell. When Steve and her go to the Cirque Du Freak, Sarah's life is turned upside down. And what if she fell in love with person who turned her into a monster. Different & the same as DS books. Larten/Sarah R&R plz! On permanent hiatus.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,508 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Mr. Crepsley
Infection by Preston-Tour reviews
"Mr Crepsley, are you scared?" When Darren saw the feeble nod of the strongest man he had ever met, he knew they were going to be goners.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,868 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011
The Vampire's First Assistant by Enelya Telrunya reviews
This is a rewrite of G'night Booksie. What if Mr Crepsley had another assistant before Darren? What if she became a vampire willingly? What if she found herself developing a crush on Mr Crepsley? This is the tale of Monica Mastrelli. Rating may change
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,000 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Mr. Crepsley
High School Never Ends by EwanMcGregorIsMyHomeboy12 reviews
All Human story that sends our favorite vampires to high shcool. A serious story, full of Drama, angst, romance, conflict, and unexpected twists. Rated T becuase there not a Rating for Life! Please R&R
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,732 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Darren Shan
Control, Alt, Delete by Mirith Griffin reviews
If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,739 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Larten's Journey: Paradise's end by Lady Purl reviews
what happens when Larten dies? what happens when the living world has to carry on but need the help of dead ones? Larten comes back to life to aid Darren and Harkat in their quest to find out Harkat's past. shocks and twists ahead ! On Hiatus!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,223 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
Resistance by Preston-Tour reviews
"I will never let you into these Halls. You will never get the Stone. You will never get to Paris. You will never take the Vampire Spirit. We will always resist. We will always fight. We will never surrender. Even in Death may we Vampires be Triumphant!"
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 87,662 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Nobody Loves Darren by Gakupo's Voice reviews
Mr. Crepsley and Vancha have a fight and Darren REALLY wants that piece of meat that Larten is holding.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Our Flat by Casper the unfriendly ghost reviews
Dan and Phil move into together. What happens when they come to terms with their feelings for one another and what will come of it?. philxdan
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011
TACOS! by Queen NekoChan reviews
In which Darren screams tacos, Harkat has control over time, Mika is a therapist, Larten talks about the wonders of friendship, and Paris is a pedophile. COMPLETE CRACK. Now ongoing too!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Mika Ver Leth, Mr. Crepsley
THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED! by LastWingedWolfFlying reviews
WARNING: CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS Mr Crepsley's reaction when he finds out that Darren has lied in his books about what happened in the cavern of retribution. One-shot. T for paranoia.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
7 Minutes in Vampire Heaven by 0Kurda-Smahlt0 reviews
The vampires are bored. What do they do to pass the time? Seven Minutes in Heaven, of course! Rated for sexually suggestive scenes, and minor swearing. Point of view changes in every chapter.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Darren Shan
Nothing to Lose: People of The Night by VampanezePrincess reviews
In the world of Vampires it's not all fun in games. Larten and Vancha drag two innocent women down with them. They're changed into Vampires learning their ways. But they soon learn that there's more to them than meets the eye LartenXOC VanchaXOC, R&R plz! On permanent Hiatus.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,144 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Mr. Crepsley, Vancha March
Death in our Midist by CirqueDuFreakFan reviews
If you like Arra and Mr. Crepsley and think that they make the greatest couple, then this story is for you. Vanez is killed, Arra grieving, heads for the one vampire who killed him, Kurda. Rated teen for potantial suicide attempt and other stuffs.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Arra Sails, Mr. Crepsley
The Drunkard Series by DameLeader reviews
Each chapter is about a different Cirque Du Freak character and what they act like when they're horribly drunk. WARNING: HEAVY DRINKING, STRONG LANGUAGE, SUGGESTIVE THEMES, BAR FIGHTS AND OOC PEOPLE. Nonetheless, it'll be funny.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,521 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Darren Shan
La la la, ta ta ta, NIIIIIIII! by Queen NekoChan reviews
"I am quite convinced that there was something in the fish. Now Darren's yelling about tacos, Larten's yelling out the Pledge of Allegiance, and Vancha ran off somewhere a while ago to frolic in some flowers." All dialogue. Really short, but pretty random
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Seba Nile, Kurda Smahlt
Like Mentor, Like Assistant by TheGirlWhoNeverWas reviews
“You are impossible,” Mr.Crepsley sighed as he set the bottle down. “Look who’s talking,” I scoffed. “You’re just as impossible as I am,” Darren and Mr.Crepsley finally begin to understand each other,sort of, MIGHT add more. Father/Son moments, R&R Plz!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
Darren Shan Book Meme by YukiHimeChaan reviews
Well...yeah. I got bored, but it was a lot of fun to do. For those of you who don't know what a meme is, I advise you try it! Read for lots of laughs and randomness !
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Darren Shan
Somebody Drank Too Much Ale by DameLeader reviews
Just a little game thingy that I found and wanted to try out. WARNING: COMPLETELY POINTLESS AND HIGH ON CRACK.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Mr Crepsley vs Edward Cullen by creative-sheep-thing reviews
The Saga of Darren Shan ends, and now Darren and Mr Crepsley are in paradise. Or not! There they meet these sparkley, pathetic imposters who call themselves vampires! So it leads to all out war between the Shan Vampires and the Cullens!
Crossover - Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Mr. Crepsley, Edward
Mr Crepsley and his Online Dating by JaymiLynn reviews
Mr. Crepsley is a very lonely vampire. We all know this. So Darren decides to create an online dating site just for him. After whining and complaining, Larten finally finds the girl of his dreams. Will it go well? Or will she just be another nightmare in?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
A Butchered Masterpiece: The CDF Movie by roxypony reviews
;My commentary on the movie our fandom loves to hate. ;NOT reccomended for movie lovers, you've been warned; also contains lots of language.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,408 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley
TVF: Daddy Day by roxypony reviews
Darren wants to show his beloved mentor just how much he means to him... naturally, it's contagious. No slash, just lots of father/sonliness, bromance, and big hugs. Happy belated Father's Day!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,292 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2011
The Vampires Lovely Assistant by toboelily reviews
Done many times. But I have not found a story told the way I liked it. So I am telling it now. My "Darren" is a OC girl named Lily, who is growing faster mentally than physically. Possible pairings based on popular demand.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,245 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5588 - Favs: 12,934 - Follows: 1,727 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Do by BlueBookworm512 reviews
Darren contemplates what would happen if Mr. Crepsley and Arra were to formally tie the knot. Canon one-shot. My first published fanfic and the winner of Rowan Rawr's Valentine's Day Contest! :D
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,280 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Mr. Crepsley, Arra Sails
TVF: It's A Baby by roxypony reviews
MY BIRTHDAY EDITION. Vampires VS. a baby. You can imagine how this turns out.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2010
The Real Pink Elephant Story by CodtsQ reviews
Disclaimer: Me no own Cirque du Freak. Summary: Where did Gavner really get his pink elephant boxers?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Gavner Purl - Complete
A Living Nightmare by Dinosawrhat reviews
Mr. Crepsley's point of view of the first Cirque du Freak book. Rated T just to be safe. Most of the dialog is taken straight from the book, but I DO NOT OWN THE BOOK. Reviews are welcome, flames will be used to roast marshmallows.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,612 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Mr. Crepsley, Darren Shan - Complete
Crepsley, A Tree and A Bottle Of Tequila by AllTimeNatalie reviews
What if Mr Crepsley couldn’t control his alcohol consumption
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
A Birthday Death Wish by chiba-x-thanks reviews
Submission for roxypony's contest. FYI? Mr Crepsley really hates pink.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,020 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Kurda Smahlt, Gavner Purl
Truths Are Hard by demondanny123 reviews
SEQUAL TO DARES ARE EASY! Everyone is back and they are playing a new game. Truth. This will bring people closer and push others away. ABUSE SLASH VanezXKurda. ArraXLarten
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,389 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Kurda Smahlt, Vanez Blane - Complete
Ode to a vampire and a Disciple by cluts808 reviews
little poem about Dervishand mr Creapsly
Crossover - Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak & Demonata - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/16/2009
Memories and despair by DaniaShan reviews
What happens to Darren immediately after Mr.Crepsley's death? Will he manage to cry? And if so...how?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Taste of Love by Love Psychedelico reviews
[SLASH] VanezKurda. Kurda is taking his first trials. Vanez is his rather perverted tutor, his lessons just as dangerous as the trials...Rated for suggestiveness, implied mm sex. Chap 12 up!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,023 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004
Pulling Apart a Butterfly by Love Psychedelico reviews
[ANGST] Have you ever pulled apart a butterfly? I have. It’s a vague memory, a guilty one, but beautiful nonetheless, like all memories with Hibernius. EvTall, angst, angst, more angst, gore, blood, tears. Book 11 spoilers.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Complete
The Vampire Child by Salvatore Shan NW reviews
Cirque Du Freak's been rumbled. Gavner Evra Darren Mr Crepsley are on the run and come across a small town called Swindon where they're going to stay for longer than average. But things change when Darren meets a girl thats majorly important to Crepsley
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,347 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 3/12/2005
Cirque Du Pants by Danielle L.B reviews
What happens when vampire prince Darren Shan walks in on an undressed Mr.Crepsley...Just a bit of fluffy fun.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Complete
Dead men walk! by David321 reviews
Darren and Mr crepsley go on another adventure but this time the enamy are the dead! how will they fare against this new foe well find out PLEASE REVIEW and give suggestians to how i should write my new chapter the winner ( if you give your name) will be
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2004
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Sherlock Crack - A Thumbing Tradgety reviews
3 am Sherlock Crack. I'm so sorry. (rated M for harsh language, sexual themes and shitty writing) Special thanks to Nick for co creating and drawing the cover image. thx bbg
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
The Horrible Life of Felicity Taylor reviews
You all know this one: A girl who was bullied to the point she wanted to run away, and eventually she did with Mr. Crepsley. This is Felicity Taylor's story. I can assure you that there will be plenty of plot twistiness! AU until part 2. Creps/OC Ch 18!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,427 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Mr. Crepsley
Proud to be a VANCHANAUT reviews
Are you proud to be a fan of Vancha, or, my preferred term, a Vanchanaut? If so, read this poem I wrote in about five minutes. Post it on your profile if you'd like. But only if you love Vancha as much as I do!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Vancha March - Complete
Theseus and the Minitour reviews
An assignment I wrote in grade six. I changed it up a bit so it will fit with demonata. Has something to do with Beranabus's "daddy's" death. Sorry it's so horrible. It's old. Do enjoy it.
Demonata - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Beranabus/Bran - Complete
Vancha's Journal reviews
Random stuff that makes up Vancha's everyday life. Extremely stupid, and generally useless, so be prepared for that. Nothing important happens at all. There's no plot. I just wrote this to pass time. But it's entertaining.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Vancha March
Mouthwash reviews
One-shot In which Vancha tries mouthwash then gets a girlfriend. Rated T because I'm paranoid. VanchaxOC R&R please.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Vancha March - Complete
Burritos from McDonald's reviews
A random story I wrote at 2 am one day. It turned into a very weird and epic story about Vancha, Dervish, Grubbs, Crepsley and others. It's basically their adventure to Disneyland. Doesn't have a plot really, but hey, it's amusing! Chapter 2 has arrived!
Crossover - Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak & Demonata - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,638 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Vancha March, Grubbs G.
Evil in Paradise reviews
This is the story of Darren's journey through Paradise. Seeing old friends again, meeting new ones, and also saving the world, once again, from evil. Rated T because I'm paranoid! R&R
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,282 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Darren Shan, Steve Leonard
Mr Crepsley reviews
A poem about how I felt about a certain part of book 9 where someone... Well, you'd know if you read it. If that didn't convince you to read it, the people at school liked it... SPOILERS FOR BOOK 9!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Bottle of Blood reviews
Debbie and Darren drink some wine. The wine runs out. Darren gets more, but it's not wine... The story is hopefully better than this summary!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Darren Shan, Debbie Hemlock - Complete
