"I chuckled, thinking of all the times Darren had done something stupid... Yes it was true; Darren was an idiot, but he was my idiot." One-shot. Slight Father/Son story.

In the aftermath of the Great Game, Sherlock decides it's time to break in the lovely John Watson. Gratuitous smut, whips, chains, and slashy goodness will ensue. (Now complete except for epilogue).

[IT'S ALIVE. WE'RE ALIVE.] Vampires in Vegas? What could go wrong? (In case you're new, this is crackverse all the way.)

The thoughts that run through Thorin's head when the Goblin King chooses the wrong Dwarf. One minute to determine what is most precious to him. One minute to decide the course of a life. Oneshot. No slash.

Sherlock is a genius, few things can puzzle him. One of those things is his sexually confused flat mate. Johnlock. Has sex and other stuff.

Gods, they missed this. Arra/Larten.

The shansters are in for a very iditoic, somehow sexy, and totally crazy ball where ALOT of mischief takes place in the famous vampire mountain eugh crap summery but come in for laughs hehehe love M xxx

Gavner's last thought as his life slowly slips away. Gavner/Liz

Scarlet literally has nothing except for the clothes on her back. And whatever she could find in a plane filled with bodies. Gavner finds her and after a number of events, makes her his assistant. As they travel together, they both begin to feel something for the other. Will they ever tell each other, or will they be forever stubborn and keep their feelings to themselves? OC/Gavner

Let's ask the Darren Shan characters pointless questions and make them do stupid stuff!

Are you proud to be a fan of Vancha, or, my preferred term, a Vanchanaut? If so, read this poem I wrote in about five minutes. Post it on your profile if you'd like. But only if you love Vancha as much as I do!

A story that got stuck...Caroline, Candi, Kade and Skyler meets four dishy boys and soon wedding bells will ring! For my gals on Fanfiction!

Random stuff that makes up Vancha's everyday life. Extremely stupid, and generally useless, so be prepared for that. Nothing important happens at all. There's no plot. I just wrote this to pass time. But it's entertaining.

A poem about a dying girl, who, like so many others, were killed in the Hunger Games

Just a little game thingy that I found and wanted to try out. WARNING: COMPLETELY POINTLESS AND HIGH ON CRACK.

"I do not enjoy your company, I hope you know." He grunted, breaking the thick silence. "You're not exactly a ray of sunshine either." Eventual MikaxOC

Songfic for Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day. When Larten left Vampire Mountain, all alone. Song owned by Green Day, characters owned by Darren Shan. R&R please!