[1] Kurda's gold moment
Disclaimer:
Kurda: Lina does not own the cirque do freak, or any of it's characters including fabulous me!
ANDDD she does not own the great Selena's song 'Shake it up'
Peace out babes!
Lina: thanks Kurdy Wurdy
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Every non-sparkly vampire is gathered in the hall of kheldon lert to start off the grand ball!
Arrow: Hellooooo everybody!
Everyone (except for Kurda who has a thing for other men): Hiya Prince Arrow!
Kurda: Heya sexy princeyyy!
Arrow(under his breath): F*** off.
Kurda: What?
Arra: (slaps Kurda's head)
Kurda: OWWIE. :(
Arrow: (sighs) Anyhow... Welcome to the grand ball! We have decided- I mean my best buddies Mika, Paris, and I, have decided a ball would be FUN.
Everyone (including Kurda, excluding Larten Crepsley): WOOHOO
Mr Crepsley: (snore)
Arra: Wake up faggot!
Kurda: (GASP!) You swooooreee! I'm telling on you!
Arra: (gauges Kurda's eye out)
Kurda: Ay Ay AYYYYY!
Arrow: Thankyou Arra.
Arra: (smirks): my pleasure prince.
Paris: Can I have a go speaking now?
Arrow: not just yet.
Paris: (mooches)
Arrow rolls his eyes.
Arrow: Okay... Okay... (sighs then gets off stage).
Mika (in Arrow's ear): You looked so friggin sexy up there- I could have eaten you!
Arrow: (Chuckles and licks lips).
Darren: (blushing) you know your mike is still on right?
Mika: Huh? (looks at audience)
Everyone: EWWWWW!
Arra: (mock faints)
Paris: (to the hall) HEY HEY now... show's over! (to Mika and Arrow) I'll join you later (winks)
Mika and Arrow: (shudder, shudder)
Paris: now... before the grand ball starts... a song, by our very own Kurda Smahlt, to kick it off!
Everyone: (rolls and sighs)
Kurda: (squeals and grabs the Mike of Paris) Okay... Peoples! Let's rock this thinggg!
Everyone: YAYY! (grumbles in the background)
Kurda: (snaps fingers) Start the music...
Don't be hatin,
Don't be hatin,
Let me go right now!
Gonna dance around
Singing before the music
Goes down
Look at this
Look at this
I'm spinning so gimme a kiss
Now take it another level
No you ain't dreamin
Everybody, Everybody
Get into the hall
It can get a little bloody
When the fist hits the gore
Make a scene
Make a scene
Now everybody enjoy
Keep cracking it, till you rock it
Till we can take it no more!
Bring the fights up!
Bust the doors down!
Lift yourself off,
Take it off,
Take it off!
Princes set it off!
Break another rock
All together now
Take it off!
Take it off!
Tear your gowns
Tear your gowns
I've got something to say
When you're here with me,
I wanna suck off your face
Make a scene
Make a scene
Now everybody enjoy
Keep cracking it, till you rock it
Till we can take it no more!
Bring the fights up!
Bust the doors down!
Lift yourself off,
Take it off,
Take it off!
Princes set it off!
Break another rock
All together now
Take it off!
Take it off!
Br-br-br- brake it up,
You gotta sweat it off
And if the nights not right?
Just sex it off tonight!
Put on the groove,
Set it off the move
And when you've had enough
Br-br-br- brake it up!
Bring the lights up!
Bust your heads down,
Whisk yourself off,
Now shake it off
Shake it off!
Princes set it off!
Break another rock
All together now
Break it up!
BREAK IT UP!
Everyone: (GAWK GWAK)
Arra: (faints for real)
Mr Crepsley: O.o
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A/N
Hey guys
The song is my/Kurda's remix of selena gomez's shake it up
The song is like STUCK in my head but you should totally listen- just makes me wanna dance and jiggle like crazy LOL
Anyhoo I hope you like this slightly silly fan fic... The fun should start soon... .
Characters that will be involved now, and sooner or later are:
Kurda, Gavner, Arra, Larten, Mika, Arrow, Paris, Vancha, Darren, Harkat, Debbie, seba nile, vanez blane and a few fangirls (if ya want to be in it just leave a review or PM me and i'll sort something special for ya girlies :D )
Anyhoo by for now and PLLLEASEE REVIEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :D
Love M
xxx