SaiGenos. I'm not spoiling anything.

I've decided to get a ton of ships out of my system at once, using a random word generator to inspire pairing ideas. These will only be yaoi. I'm trying to use every male character. There will be cheating, beastiality, shotacon, hilarity, and gender pronoun'd Pokémon. It could be any genre. All outcomes should be considered highly dangerous.

Mega Man and Pac-man are just starting their relationship when Zero goes missing. Mega Man must save him, but what happens when he learns that Zero is enslaved in the sex trade system? What will become of Mega Man when he falls into the very same trap? Will he ever escape? Can he find Zero before it's too late? Rating will change. CHAPTER 4 FIXED

Little Mac wakes up in the middle of the night and finds a certain robot tied up in the basement. Little MacxMega Man

When most other people think of Mega Man, they think of the color blue. When they describe him so, Pac-man has to make a face. Sonic is blue. Marth is blue. But Mega Man is pink. (DRABBLE)

My heart aches while I try to heal his. But I'll gladly do it if it means that one day, he comes to love me too. Rated for implied. Pac-manxMega Man

Mega Man and Pac-man are stuck babysitting the mansion when things take an unexpected turn...

Lemon.

How unknowing you were, of my plans to devour. To seduce, to corrupt... KirbyxMeta Knight

Olimar and Falcon have an argument, with unexpected results.

One would think a raccoon should love nature, but spending years in space and on planets practically made of steel left him ill-suited to the outdoors.

He was jaded, left wanting by these fantasies of a simpler life.

When Kirby dies, Meta Knight retreats back into his psychosis. A sad poem.

A snippet on the importance of the smashers' transition from newcomers to veterans.

When no one is looking, he's the same disgusting creature he ever was. A/N; I don't know what this is. I want to call it a character study, AU experiment, dark!Rocket or something of that nature, but I really can't come up with anything. It's just fucked up, that's all you need to know. A bit of Grocket if you squint.

Rocket mourns the death of Groot, even though he's not technically dead. RocketxGroot oneshot, post-movie. Slight AU and headcanon.

Set after the events of Kirby: Right Back At Ya! (Hoshi No Kaabi). Meta Knight's dreams become troubled with an unpleasant memory of his past that comes to surface when he learns that the very beast who ruined his life has been resurrected. With only one solution in mind, he and Kirby set out to a place of legend to fix that which has been broken...and maybe find love along the way

There's just me and you, and the demons that live inside us. (Short One-shot) Elricest

Well, in my defense, at least I couldn't feel anything. EdxAl

Luigi has something to tell the professor.

Title says all!

Olimar finds himself on a slippery slope. Nothing makes sense and everything is so fucked up, so why is he still falling? Eventual yaoi. Possibly M in later chapters.

They barely know each other, but the attraction is undeniable.

Just some drabbles from a random word generator. Mature drabbles will be marked, in case you aren't into that sort of thing.

Part of my KirbyxMeta drabbles. I loved this one so much I wanted it to be on its own,

"I made them save themselves."

Meta Knight catches Kirby and Pikachu one night, and makes a bold move. Three-way. Furries, shotacon, yaoi.

Maybe just this once...

Meta Knight gives Kirby an anatomy lesson

AlphxOlimar Olimar has a strange reaction to the air aboard the ship.

LinkxMario songfic

What? There's only one, long shower room? A few hilarious explanations and awkward conversations!

Peach offers comfort to the most unlikely smasher.

Smut. Tentacles. Yay.

Set During the Kirby show.

Olimar is trying to steal Meta Knight's position as top-tier. After Olimar wins a tournament, Meta Knight is livid. Things go down. ...crack pairing?

This one does not contain vore. Still pretty hot though.

Vore! Be warned! Will post alternate without vore.

Meta Knight will take what he can get. DRABBLE

Gizmo has an unlikely encounter with the MásxMenosxGizmo

Drabble

An unexpected encounter forces the twins to make a quick decision.

Aqualad hears some strange noises coming from the twins' room. ;)

JackxSandy for splangeface.

SwordxBlade for Dragongirl617

Why was the Plasm Wraith so obsessed with Olimar? Inquire within.

TLITL is back by popular request. Louie and Olimar have one last adventure.

Falcon is not easily discouraged, and Olimar is not easily convinced. This might get heavy. RP with a friend on dA. LEMON

In a shocking event, most of Smash Mansion is left empty from a mass kidnapping. Luigi and a few others must enlist the help of unexpected friends to save them before it's too late.

Falcon/Olimar. We've got part of a handjob, a blowjob, a rimjob, fingering, and lots and lots of foreplay. If you're not aroused you shouldn't be here.

Captain Falcon and Olimar slash. Read to find out ;)

Yaoi. Shotacon. Nuff said. Enjoy.

KirbyxMeta Knight dark sex poem. Bonus story in the author's notes. En-fucking-joy.

Things go bump in the night when Meta Knight finds Kirby having a wet dream. Part 2 of To The Next Level, by popular request. Yaoi shotacon

Louie can't control himself. Olimar is confused. Things get out of hand. YAOI

In which Jack is frustrated, and Sandy is helpful. Drabble. Slight Jack/Sandy

SUMMARY: Olimar finds out the hard way why it's not safe to stay on the surface after dark. PAIRINGS: None(?) WARNING: Yaoi(?) tentacle rape

When Link realizes Zelda has an arranged marriage, he seeks out the smartest person he knows for advice.

First drabble a series involving weird pairings. R.O.B. has an endearing nickname, and is determined to give Pit a nickname as well. Please forgive my dumbass-ness at the time I wrote this. I thought they called him "R-O-B" instead of "Rob". Im stupid lol. Exactly 1000 words! WOOHOO!

yummy ZAGir.

a stupid ZAGir cute fluff thing

ZAGir. Fluff. Yaoi. WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?

A cheesy fic I did. Read it anyway.

A kinda stupid thing I wrote long ago. ZAGir seme!Gir

There are some things we can never forget. ZAGir. Very old

An short drabble I did a long time ago. ZAGir

ZAGir

A gift for someone on DA.

Stan has some trouble getting to sleep.

Read it ;3

Sometimes, you gotta be CRAZY.

There are some ways to turn back the clock. An old fic I wrote. SLASH

Tamaki has his own reasons for resenting the twins. SLASH!

When Evil Flippy finally gets his good side pinned, he wants more than just to see him die.

Kenny can never seem to make it to heaven. An old poem I wrote. This one's for you, Kenny!

ZAGir. Lemon. What's not to like?

Gir makes Zim some wierd biscuits. Weirdness ensues. ZAGir. A fic I made a long time ago.

Zim has trouble voicing his feelings. An old fic I did. ZAGir

Meta Knight is curious about his species, and decides to figure some things out, so he enlists Kirby's help. LEMON

Olimar/Tabuu/Lucas based off a prompt I found on id-smash-that on livejournal. Prompt: Olimar/Tabuu/Lucas. Make it hurt, make it hurt BAD.

SUMMARY: Kirby pushes it too far. RATING: T PAIRINGS: KirbyxMeta Knight established relationship WARNING: Yaoi, shotacon, hot puffball-on-puffball action lol, sexy makeout session. Enjoy!

Del and Russel, best friends through life and death. But for a moment, they lose their ways. Become part of each other. And discover