I was never afraid of dying. I lived my life to the fullest and expected it to be cut short, all because of my dangerous profession. I expected to die young. I expected hell. What I did not expect was for this shit to happen. OC-insert.

Naruto doesn't want to be a ninja and the entire world of shinobi falls into disarray. Follow Naruto's adventures as he learns to be everything except a ninja. Poor Masashi Kishimoto, what's he to do with a protagonist who doesn't want to be one?

"You want me to teach Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi? What have I ever done to you?" AU in which Sakura was born during Kakashi's generation and Kakashi was born during hers. "Okay, listen up brats, I'm Sakura Haruno. By the end of the week, I bet you'll all be back in the Academy, you arrogant twats."

When Itachi was born and put up for adoption, he grew up happily with his uncles Madara and Izuna. His brother, Sasuke, was raised in the cruel world of the Japanese foster care system, filled with abuse and despair. When Madara and Izuna are alerted to the fact that they have another nephew, they are quick to give him a stable home. But is it already too late?

Who said that Shinigami takes your life for his services? No one. Yondaime learned it the hard way the day Kyuubi attacked. A different turn of events! What if Naruto was raised by Madara? Additional notes: slight AU; No Yaoi

"Even the most ignorant of children will grow up the right way once they learn of pain." An irreverent orphan girl reborn as Fugaku and Mikoto's youngest, least talented but most troublesome son, with the inability to get a taste of what will make growing up right—pain. AU, SI/OC.

Sequel to "An Unexpected Beginning" After being thrown into the past & altering his childhood & his friends lives Naruto has finally graduated. Now he will have to face Orochimaru & the Akatsuki all over again, will he survive? Will he lose everyone again? Only time can tell, however as they say the more things change the more the stay the same. Time travel

The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.

Whoever said dying was blissful deserved a kick in the wazoo. Unfortunately, I'd never heard a saying appropriate for being reborn into an impossible place. DISCLAIMER: I don't own NARUTO. Semi-self-insert/OC

The Butterfly Effect dictates that the smallest pebble dropped into the ocean would create the greatest of tidal waves. How much change could one new life make, if added to a world it was never meant to be in? Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-

Sasuke Uchiha is Rookie of the Year and son of the police chief. Naruko Namikaze is prime Kunoichi and hero of Konoha, daughter of the Yondaime Hokage. Hence, the dead last assigned to their team is Shinku Haruno...son of civilians. There is no rising from the lower levels when you're surrounded by prodigies. Just live through the nightmare...and hope to wake up to a better day.

"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-

Naruto died as he lived. Saving anyone and everyone who he believed deserved it... Even the Kyuubi. Guilt is not an emotion Kyuubi had ever been well acquainted with. In his remorse, the Nine Tails vowed to do anything he could to repay the blonde boy who'd given him everything. Too bad Sakura got caught in the middle. A Time Travel story.

After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.

Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.

Poem/Poetry. Many years later, following the old advice of Ero-Sensei, Naruto decided to give a new outlet a try.

A self-insert OC finds out she's not as alone as she thought. Far from it, in fact. Oneshot, parody.

Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.

All seemed lost, I just killed the one I called Brother, as the Snake was using Sasuke's body. Everyone was dead, & Konoha was burning but Kyuubi said we could change it. I had nothing to lose, and everything to gain. Naruto is sent back to the day he was born in an attempt to save his friends and village unfortunately he can't do much, at least until he can walk. Family Timetravel

Dissatisfied with his brother's defection from Konoha, Itachi comes up with a plan that will hopefully bring him back. Unfortunately, Naruto finds himself caught in the middle. For a genius, Itachi can sure come up with the weirdest ideas. Three-shot.

A unknown nin gave Minato the gift of a lifetime the night of the sealing. The only question he has is, "Why?" Timetravel, death, potential spoilers? Now two-shot.

For years Kakashi has lived in a city that's crippled by a dictatorship; citizens live in terror and the children are taken to be 'modified'. But then he meets Akatsuki, a group of revolutionaries who dream of bringing a new dawn to the city. AU. Rated for language and violence.

Ironically, when Itachi dies he begins learning lessons about life and its imperfect relationship with death. Wandering along the border between the two with a cranky teacher, he watches and learns, even as he tries his best to hang on and wait.

As he held the still and small body in his hands, he shattered. (This is a one-shot. Any stories marked complete are done. Do not ask for updates.)

My first real fanfiction. It's about Kino and Hermes visiting a country I thought up.

YAOI LUCKY Pair, Yullen. It started as a simple game of poker, but a little white lie from Lavi changes everything. -'If you lose... you spend the night here, with me, and let me do whatever I want with you.'-

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

On a trip to a strange, mushi-saturated land, Ginko encounters a young shinobi with a unique illness. Will Ginko be able to help him, and what will he learn about himself in the process? One-shot, crossover with Naruto.

Let it not be said that being Uzumaki Naruto is anything approaching easy; he has an obligation to the future but a duty to the past, and a time-traveling jutsu that lets him travel between both. OR: Naruto travels between the past and the present, and somehow loses himself in the process.

Tsunade has Sai address an assembly of shinobi, giving them all a chance to get to know him better. A misunderstanding on his part leads him to say things he shouldn't have. UPDATE: three separate stories in this continuum have been consolidated here.