Black and Yellow Bumblehide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Transformers, Assassin's Creed, and Monsters Inc.. "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!" - Mike Wazowski (Monsters Inc.) "I suffer from short-term memory loss." - Dory (Finding Nemo) "He is a boil on the butt of humanity!" - Ouiser (Steel Magnolias) Name: Sarah Michele Age: 22 Occupation: happy wife and new mom to the most perfect little boy Top Fandoms: Transformers, Assassin's Creed, Monster's University/Inc., Rick and Morty About Me Welcome to my profile! I have a rather hard time keeping this thing updated consistently, but my life has been extremely hectic as of late. I'm now a wife, homeowner, and mother and let me tell you, being a mom to a tenacious little boy leaves almost no room for anything else, but I take it in stride and do what I can, when I can. My stories, both fandom and original, help keep my mind going and alive, and I hope that whoever is visiting this profile receives a bit of enjoyment out of my little bursts of creativity. My favorite fandoms to write about are Assassin's Creed, Monster's University/Inc, and last, but most certainly not least, Transformers in any way shape or form. Transformers most definitely has to be my favorite with my favorite mech being Blitzwing from TFA, but I do quite adore TFP Starscream. My mans got legs for days with an attitude to match. Definitely consider myself a Decepticon type of girl, my car is decked out in Decepticon badges and decals, shamelessly. I am also a huge Rick and Morty nerd but have yet to write anything for it, if I ever will. I'd describe my writing style as descriptive and sarcastic. I love setting the stage for characters to help paint the clearest picture, but do try to refrain from being too wordy so as to not actually distract from the story itself. Most of my writings tend to not be all that serious with my writing tending to be as playful and genuine as my personality. My works also tend to be slightly AU at times simply because as a fanfiction writer I don't want to disrespect the original content, but at the same time I want to try and make the stories as interesting and original as possible considering the characters and settings, for the most part, are not. Also, fair warning, I'm terrible about checking my PM box mainly due to the fact I'm horrible at correspondence despite my chosen profession requiring rigorous amounts of just that. But still, please feel free to message me about anything, I'm going to try and be better about responding and keeping this site as up-to-date as possible. Thank you so much for looking and I'll see you guys in my stories. Peace! Things I Enjoy TV Shows: Greys Anatomy, Orange is the New Black, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Chopped, Roseanne, Seinfeld, Spongebob Squarepants, FairlyOdd Parents, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy, Camp Lazlo, American Pickers, Hotel Impossible, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Rick and Morty, Family Guy, Transformers Animated, Transformers G1, Transformers Prime, etc. Movies: Transformers(all of them, except Age Of Extinction), Wreck It Ralph, Monsters University, Monsters Inc., Inside Out, Toy Story 1-3, The Incredibles, Titanic, Avatar, Twister, Pitch Perfect, Good Morning Vietnam, Ms. Doubtfire, Pulp Fiction, The Hateful Eight, Django Unchained, Rango, O' Brother Where Art Thou, Sixteen Candles, Steel Magnolias, Deadpool, Ted, Cars, Brave, How to Train Your Dragon, Anger Management, Bright, The Avengers(all of them), Thor(all of them, especially Ragnarok), Black Panther, Jurassic Park(all of them), Jurassic World Books: The Hunger Games Trilogy, A Song of Ice and Fire Saga, The Hobbit, Divergent Series, Jurassic Park, The Lost World, My Sister's Keeper YouTubers: PewDiePie, Jacksepticeye, Markiplier, Good Mythical Morning, Rosanna Pansino, Vanoss Gaming, CutiePieMarzia, Dr. Sandra Lee (aka Dr. Pimple Popper), I_AM_WILDCAT, MiniLadd, GoodGuyFitz, SwaggerSouls, John on the Radio, KryozGaming, SovietWomble, TheTerrorizer, BasicallyIDoWrk, Daithi Da Nogla, BigJigglyPanda, LeQion Games: Assassin's Creed, Skyrim, Uncharted 4, Dark Souls 1-3, Grand Theft Auto V, Outlast, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Spyro the Dragon Saga, The Legend of Spyro Trilogy, Ratchet and Clank, Kingdom Hearts, Yoshi's Island, Pokemon, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Super Mario Galaxy, ABZU, The Witcher, Fortnite, Mario Kart As you guys can clearly see, I'm a bit of a nerd, but proud of it! "You want us to stop raising money for charity? That's not cool." - Johnny Worthington III (Monsters University) "She said all energy is only borrowed, and one day you have to give it back." - Jake Sully (Avatar) "You jump, I jump." - Jack Dawson (Titanic) |
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Gaining a Gladiator's Spark by Lunar Mist reviews
She was a femme of the highest castes, and he was a mech of the lowest. A happenstance meeting, many arguments, and a rare understanding. He may have her spark, but will she ever have his? Megatron/OC Rated for violence, because let's face it, Megatron can be a violent mech.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 105,418 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Megatron, Sideswipe
Face the Reality by StarscreamsBuddy reviews
An OC/Megatron pair up. After the final battle of the third film, Megatron, fleeing from his fate of death, retreats to isolation on Earth. What will become of him now, with his army and goal of supreme tyranny gone, when now a young human enters the picture?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 215,122 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 9/8/2018 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Megatron, OC
Moonlight Dancing (DISCONTINUED) by Elita1Bashers reviews
The Decepticons have won the war for Earth. Cybertron has been shipped into our atmosphere, and the surviving Autobots are left to suffer the exceptionally unfortunate consequences. [Soundwave/OC], [Starscream/OC], [Megatron/OC], [Shockwave/OC]
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,065 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Megatron, Starscream, Soundwave, Shockwave
Craze by Ironelf reviews
All her life she lived in the shadows of her family. Her parents didn't expect her to be like them. Her brother, however, had all the glory. He had the air of a true scarer; a real Worthington. It would have been nice to have had something to prove, but that's not how it turned out. Still, this crazy freshman managed to meet the eyes of a member of another prestigious family...
Monsters Inc. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,270 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 7/6/2016 - Johnny W., OC, Javier R.
Illusion by Sandfire Kat reviews
When Hiccup thought it was all over, Night Furies start to attack Berk in revenge for what he and Toothless had both done to them. It is up to Hiccup and Toothless once more to save Berk before it is too late. Before all of Berk is destroyed. A strange ally is found, and Hiccup realizes that with her help, they could solve everything. But the thought might just come too late.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 259,553 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/4/2017 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Hiccup, Toothless
Deception by Sandfire Kat reviews
The past has a habit of coming back up. It has the habit of growing in size and in importance, and cloud whatever is here in the present. It has the habit of destroying everything. Hiccup thought that when he brought the female Night Fury back to Berk, the present would only get better. He thought things would be perfect. He hadn't realized he was making a horrible mistake. (1/29).
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,930 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/4/2017 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
Rules to Living with Decepticons by prime -lover 13 reviews
Trinity lives with the cons and Megatron thinks she needs rules. First story. Finished
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/29/2016 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Megatron
Monsters University: The Freshman Phase by The Raven At Her Writing Desk reviews
Kat's first year at Monsters University. She meets some new friends, turns down some dudes, takes some classes, and kicks some scare-simulator butt. But with a few twists and turns, will she make it through her first year while keeping her sanity in tact?
Monsters Inc. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,742 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 10/10/2014 - A. Hardscrabble, Oozma Kappa/OK, Roar Omega Roar/ROR, OC
Landing in the Wrong Place by DubiousInfinity reviews
After receiving their friend's game in great excitement, two siblings play only to come across a glitch, sucking them in. Literally. Now, the two must survive on their own adventures, the references from the game being of little to no help. As the line between their reality and the game begin to blur, will the two ever get back home? Will they ever want or remember to?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 218,223 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Altaïr, Malik, Abbas, OC
Man Enough by Crimson-Eyes26 reviews
A new member has joined Roar Omega Roar after a reckless wager with Johnny Worthington III. But this new member is not all as he seems, or should we say SHE? Explore the haphazard adventures of Johnny and Colleen/Cole Crier.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,170 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Johnny W., Roar Omega Roar/ROR, OC
The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim - Rebirth by ZombieDisco5150 reviews
Taking place four years after the events of Skyrim, Dawnguard and Dragonborn. The Dovahkiin is now a family man who misses the life he once had. He returns to Helgen on the anniversary of its destruction to show respect to those that died there only for this to set off a chain of events which leads to a familiar entity returning to Tamriel. (Will contain some spoilers)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,713 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 10/18/2012
The Diego Diaries Part 3 by arctapus reviews
This is the story of Ratchet and Ironhide's prank war which goes global and intergalactic. It is essentially a humorous/dramatic love story. This is the third part because the second part is giving me fits for uploading just like part one. How's that for a crappy summary?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 687 - Words: 1,703,306 - Reviews: 3250 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Ironhide, Ratchet
Assassin's Creed: Diamond in the Rough Season 1 & 2 by Nastassia-Grigorios reviews
With the threat of Zaim on the horizon, Nastassia Grigorios is in a race against time to prepare for the fight of her life. The next year and half will push her to her breaking point. Enter Nicolai De Grace, Assassin and swordsman extraordinaire...and her former lover. Will Ezio be able to set aside his pride, or will he fall victim to his heated emotions?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,958 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Ezio A., Mario A.
School Days by TheFluffyBakura reviews
Xen goes to a new school after an incident at his old school. He didnt expect weird teachers or new friends. roxas/axel , demyx/zexion, marluxia/oc ? -.o (and I'm horrible at summary's x'3)
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,444 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Marluxia
When Desmond's Away the Assassins Will Play by Victoria-BlackHeart reviews
Rated for the language. There's a glitch in the Animus and Altaïr, Ezio, Connor and Malik all enter into Desmond's world, and start to cause a lot of headaches for the present day assassins.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,482 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Altaïr, Connor K., Ezio A., Desmond M. - Complete
Cybertronian Nights by TheInamorato reviews
A collection of stories set in post TFA Season 3 Cybertron, centered around Kaon's hottest new brothel, Inamorato, operated by the madams Arcee and Strika. Pairings: Lock/Prowl, Blackout/Barricade, Meg/SS, plus a lot of one night stands, rare pairings and G1/Bayverse/Comics imports. Plenty of kink with multiple plots and all the feels! Warnings: sticky, dubcon, noncon, drug abuse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 255,754 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Barricade, Prowl
Content Data, Glitch by fakescorpion reviews
Or… The incident that caused the two top-tier Master Assassins to swap minds and somehow both became embarrassingly amateurish at assassination, or not? A humorous study on the many differences between Altaïr and Ezio and AC in general, with Desmond and Clay tagging along.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,830 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Altaïr, Ezio A.
The Other Promise by szynka2496 reviews
"Day 497- The roller coaster feeling in my stomach returned again, getting worse and worse each time. Homesickness. I longed for my old life as a High School student. I don't want to be stuck in the 18th century forever. I don't even understand century struggle of the Assassin's and Templars. Why are they fighting? And what for?"- ON HIATUS
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,278 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Connor K., Haytham K.
Oranges by SilentProtagonist000 reviews
Altair tries to get Malik to have an orange with him, but Malik will not have any of that time-wasting nonsense. Altmal fluff. Rated for a little bit of raunchy dialogue.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Detective Derpy, On The Case! by Lavasharks reviews
Detective Note Pad and his partner Derpy Hooves solve crimes as they learn about Equestria's secrets, and about each other.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,183 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Pinkie Pie
How to torture spartans by Master Noble reviews
Ever wanted to torture those annoying supersoilders? That's where i come in. i'll torture a certain spartan and give hints on how to do it yourself.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,700 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Master Chief/John-117
What About Me by IHeartUCato reviews
"'I-I have a boyfriend.' I tell him flustered. He shakes his head and looks me in the eye. 'I don't care.'" There are too many Four/Tris stories. What about that funny, energetic Dauntless-born? What happens when him and our resident Divergent Tris get caught together? How will they deal with jealous friends and unexpected problems? COMPLETED! I'd still love feedback though!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,872 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Uriah, Tris/Beatrice P. - Complete
Impromptu Sexy Time by Saber Wing reviews
Desmond. Altair. Naked men on couches. Cheesy love songs. Bottles of wine. You get the picture. Oh, come on. You have to read this now, don't you? Latest Installment: Shaun/Desmond
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Desmond M., Altaïr
Morning! by JustAnotherRandomWriter reviews
Altair and Ezio find themselves in someones living room...Ezio is tormented by an alarm clock, and Altair is mocked by a freezer. Please R&R, this will just be a bunch of one-shots, introducing the Assassins slowly to the modern world
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,250 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A.
What? Too Soon? by Saber Wing reviews
Because we've all been waiting for the inevitable George Washington jokes. Where better than from the man himself? The General crosses the line. Connor disapproves.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Connor K., George W. - Complete
Life as a Decepticon by Autobotschic reviews
Plasma was made as a counterpart to the Autobot Shadow Stalker. She soon becomes Megatron's favorite, and Starscream's enemy. This is a book about her life as a Decepticon. *ON HOLD*
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Megatron, Ravage
Hyper Lethal by Graybook reviews
The Master Chief, Spartan-117. One of only two to ever bear the rating. But have you ever wondered just what it means to be Hyper-Lethal?
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Master Chief/John-117
The Diego Diaries Part Two by arctapus reviews
This is the story of Ratchet and Ironhide's prank war which goes global and intergalactic. It is essentially a humorous/dramatic love story. This is the second part because the first part is giving me fits for uploading. How's that for a crappy summary?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 623 - Words: 1,388,353 - Reviews: 2455 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Ironhide, Ratchet
Trouble with a Capital 'B' by DaChief07 reviews
Blitzwing has a 'little' problem; can we get him back to normal, or will he be stuck as a sparkling? Contains age regression and cute Blitzyness. Will be completed, slowly but surely; don't give up on me! Reviews and suggestions are appreciated, Baby Blitzwing will give you hugs!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,931 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Blitzwing
Strange Happenings by Halloween Night reviews
Altair has just received word of multiple disappearances, including an Assassin. The only people that can help him a thirteen year old girl and an abandoned church full of children. Sort of an apprentice story at the end.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,830 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Altaïr
REVENGE by TheSuperiorVision reviews
A being from another world attacks Ponyville looking for a particular rainbow colored pony. One-shot. Sequel to Death Battle:Starscream vs. Rainbow Dash, watch the video first!
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,345 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Starscream, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Blind Ambition by MissMary reviews
In a world where Megatron woke when discovered by Archibald Witwicky, a strangly blind Sam, a pet of Megatron as all Witwickys are, is endangered by the Fallen, and taken to the Prime with startling results.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,852 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Sam W., Megatron - Complete
Assassins Creed, Day of PRANKS by Arianwen44 reviews
Just something random I decided to write... randomly pranking Altair,Malik and Ezio in the weirdest... randomest ways POSSIBLE... Rated T for language... Each character has their own PRANK chapter LOL!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,946 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Altaïr
Cupcakes: Volume I Original by Sgt. Sprinkles Tribute reviews
The original My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic FanFic. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,230 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash
It Takes a Village by Determamfidd reviews
Spike only wants things to stay the same. Time, however, has other ideas. He's going to need a lot of help... An Everypony Story.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 142,147 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Spike, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
A Mission City Outtake by Erin Primette reviews
Takes place during the 2007 Bayverse film. This is just a humorous scenario between Megatron and Sam Witwicky. Megsy doesn't know that Sam has some not-so-nasty tricks up his sleeve! Has some cracktastical crap.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Sam W., Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
The Last Flight by Demonatron reviews
It's been four years since Egypt, and she is stronger than ever. The appearance of an old enemy shatters her temporary peace, but it is the birth of a new nightmare that threatens to destroy them all. Set after 'Dear Sister', DOES NOT FOLLOW DOTM.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 106 - Words: 117,566 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Megatron - Complete
Twisted by SimpleRhapsody reviews
Parker had her life destroyed 2 years ago when she was in a fatal accident involving a certain blue and red semi truck, leaving her family dead. When it comes time for the revenge she craves, she'll discover that her "saviors" may just be twisted. OP/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 215,665 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Rainbow Factory by Mitslits reviews
Rainbow Dash has been corrupted by an evil creature and now her friends must pay the price. So what exactly is the the Rainbow Factory...?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy - Complete
Shadows of Darkness by LaurenMac reviews
A femme is of Autobot origins and Joins the Decepticons thinking that her creators were offlined by the Autobots. Raised by Megatron and another Decepticon Leader she bonds to Starscream. She meets the Autobots and finds out some facts about her bonded.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,104 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Megatron, Starscream
No More Secrets by Falling In Corruption reviews
My family was destroyed by Vampires. My life was ruined until a man...my teacher...made me something of an avenger. My treachery nearly killed me, but now I live under a place where I wont be found...hopefully. My first fanfic. Im horrible at summaries.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011
Compensation by Kibble Beast reviews
Were you involved in an accident or injury in the workplace/battlefield that wasn't your fault? Megatron was, and has decided to sue Optimus for taking his face. It just wasn't called for, frankly. Post RotF. C;
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Red vs Blue: Master Chief Visits by Brovenger reviews
MC is forced to stay with our favorite incompetent soldiers for a while, but he finds at the base is the stuff of nightmares.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
The Diego Diaries by arctapus reviews
This is a look at the Transformers through the life of Ironhide and Ratchet. A day in the life of an 'old married couple' and the effect they have when a personal prank and private joke go global. Many parts.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 159 - Words: 362,164 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Ironhide, Ratchet
Halo: Combat Red by Xorncon - Number 0 reviews
The last hope for the crew of the Pillar of Autumn lies within the hands of Sarge, Simmons, Grif, and Donut...we're so dead. Halo Combat Evolved, with the Red Team acting as the Master Chief. Lots of language.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,496 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Assorted Seeker Silliness! by TheInamorato reviews
Worst Acronym Ever! Still, a sign of the flavor of wrongness contained in this little collection of various TFA Seeker kinkiness. They might amuse you. I'm addicted to writing the Seeker clones!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,602 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Starscream, Skywarp
Bath Teim! by Arctic Banana reviews
It's bathtime for wee Bumblebee, and he manages to run Optimus Prime and Elita-One to Hell and back to get him to take one.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
Tales From Blood Gulch by Arctic Banana reviews
Red vs. Blue- A collection of crack-a-rific one-shots about Blue Team.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
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Mixed-Up reviews
They're both graduates, employed, have a cute little monster of their own, a huge house, and great friends, everything in their life is normal and, well, perfect. But when a child is let loose at Monsters Inc., the dynamic duo will quickly learn what it means to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Sequel to "Ambition".
Monsters Inc. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,948 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 7/6/2016 - Mike W., Sulley/James P. Sullivan, Johnny W., Javier R.
Ambition reviews
Being a freshman at university is hard enough as is, add being the casual focus of the campus' most eligible monster on top of the ambitious decision to double-major. But little does this monster know how much her life is really going to change before the end of her first year.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,289 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 3/30/2016 - Johnny W., Roar Omega Roar/ROR, OC - Complete
31 Days reviews
I slowly open my eyes and my hands graze warm, wet grass. What happened to the sand? As my eyes adjust to the bright sunlight I notice a figure above me, looking down at me. My eyes adjust more and I see that he is wearing a white hooded robe and he has what looks like a knife in his hands. Oh god, where am I?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,070 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Altaïr - Complete
We Three Assassins reviews
When the Animus glitches, Desmond Miles' ancestors Altair Ibn La'Ahad, Ezio Auditore da Firenze, and Connor Kenway are thrown into the modern world where everything is foreign and new. How will the Assassins cope with being thrown into a completely different century? Can Desmond teach them to adjust to modern life, or will they crumble from the culture shock of the new world?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,894 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/31/2016 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Altaïr, Desmond M., Ezio A., Connor K.
Shifted reviews
A single data fragment lost forever, but Master Assassin Altair Ibn-La Ahad, happens to stumble upon it while on the mission for the Apple. When he impulsively touches it, he is immediatly sent into a world where everything is strange; the people, the vehicles, even the language, and when this shift occurs, Desmond and the Assassins are immediately informed, along with Abstergo.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Altaïr, Desmond M., Shaun H.
Your Fault reviews
Connor was just sitting and enjoying the nice summer day when Haythem had to show up and ruin it, but when he catches sight of an Almanac page he recieves somewhat unwanted help from his father that ends up costing them the page. But whose fault is it? ONE-SHOT
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Connor K., Haytham K. - Complete
Assassin's Creed: The Apprentice reviews
When Ezio encounters a young and skilled pickpocket his world is turned in all sorts of awkward directions as he deals with the radical ups and downs of training a new Assassin. Did I mention that this new Apprentice is a teenage girl? (CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,091 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Ezio A.
I Found Assassins in My Closet reviews
When 16 year-old Ronny James finds three Master Assassins hidden in her closet she can't help but wonder what the heck is wrong with this world. I mean, they're supposed to be video game characters right? WRONG! Can Ronny handle teaching Ezio, Altair, and Connor the ways of the modern world without damaging her sanity? I highly doubt it. (POSSIBLY GOING TO BE REWRITTEN)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,640 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Altaïr, Ezio A., Connor K.
Merry Christmas Connor reviews
General George Washington shows great enthusiasm for an upcoming holiday. Unfortunately, a certain Assassin doesn't share his same enthusiasm. ;3 It is two months away after all. P: Single chapter one-shot. :3
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Connor K., George W. - Complete
Sunny Side Down reviews
Sunstreaker and his brother Sideswipe always get into trouble. A story filled with many of the twins' most epic screw-ups and pranks in multi-chapter ficlets! Title explains ALL! Rating may change ;3 I am now accepting ideas for new chapters and OCs from anyone so PM me if you wish to submit an idea or OC.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,940 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Sideswipe
