(Thank you to Dragon-Child of Lightning for submitting this rule) Rule 91: No quoting Fullmetal Alchemist no how funny it is.
Now I see. You're jealous. You're jealous of humans, aren't you? According to you, humans are supposed to be a lot weaker than Cybertronians. And yet, even if they get discouraged after being beaten, and even if they get close to falling down after losing their paths, they continue to get up and fight. Everyone around them helps them get back up. And you're envious. - Sam to the Fallen.
(Even I have to admit that was pretty badass.)
(Still not the smartest thing to say to an angry Decepticon though. - Maya.)
(GO SAM! - Mikaela.)
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Commander, but let me offer you a little feminine advice. BABIES AREN'T BORN AFTER FIVE MONTHS! - Mikaela to Optimus.
(I dunno what we were talking about, either.)
There's no such thing as being cowardly in a fight. - Sideswipe before running away from Ironhide.
(COWARD!)
Both your wallet and your balls are pea sized, I see. - A very unamused Wildwhip to Galloway.
(I love my mom.)
I'm not short! I just live in a big world! - Leo.
(No. You're just short.)
There will be serious changes once I become Co-Commander. For one, all the women will have a new uniform...TINY MINI SKIRTS! - Dad.
(Mom was NOT happy, let me tell you that.)
Aren't you scared?! A killer has come back to life to kill you! YOU SHOULD BE LIKE "AAAAAARGGGGH!"! WHAT'S WITH YOUR BODY!? and WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR HEAD!? - The Fallen
(The Fallen was having a bad day)
Rule 92: No wearing coconut bras and grass skirts.
(It distracts the guys...and some of the girls.)
(WHICH IS SEXIST AND STUPID! - Maya)
(Shut up Maya. AND GET OFF THE COCONUT BRA!)
(NEEEEVAAAA! - Maya)
Rule 93: The only person who can call Megatron "Megsies or Meg" is Trinity.
(He will squish you. Don't say I didn't warn you.)
Rule 94: Girls, stop flirting with our men.
(Or else you'll end up like Karen Jones.)
(Yeah, and you bitches still want to have children, right?) - Mikaela
(Maya really did do a number on her, didn't she?) - Sam.
Rule 95: Heavy Metal has been banned from the base.
(Thanks Jazz.)
(No probs. - Jazz)
Rule 96: Stop telling Starscream the endings of movies and books.
(Yes, it's hilarious. But Starscream has started to blow up buildings and it's costing us money.)
Rule 97: Don't mock my dad.
(He did used to be a killing machine of ultimate destruction.)
(Don't be stupid.)
Rule 98: Don't mock my mom.
(Also a killing machine of ultimate destruction.)
Rule 99: Actually, don't mock any Cybertronian.
(They can step on you, idiots!)
Rule 100: Don't quote Supernatural. Just don't.
It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line. - Arcee to Leo.
(Seriously though, did you use a "Did you fall from heaven" pickup line on Arcee? - Maya)
Dude, you fugly. - A new soldier to the Fallen.
(Not gonna lie. That was funny!)
I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses ain't even hot. - Jazz to Ratched.
I miss conversations that didn't start with "that killer truck. - Maya.
(I don't!)
What kind of house doesn't have salt! Low sodium freaks! - Sunstreaker when he went digging for salt at Sam's house.
Myspace, what the hell is that? Is that some sort of porn site? - Barracade.
(Even I had Myspace, Cade. Jesus.)