Samorganahide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for 2001: A Space Odyssey. Tumblr: Idk what people usually put on their profiles but here we go: I'm Sav, and I'm 15. If you delve deep into my favorites list, you will discover the deep dark past of my 11 year old self. *melodramatic voice* But just know... that's not the current me... I've... changed. Oh. And if you happen to ship Dave/Hal 9000 Hal 9000/WheatleyWe totally need to talk sometime. |
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Antenora by Tohdoh reviews
[Post-Thor and post-Frozen] Loki is exiled and thrown headfirst into Arendelle. Under the service of Queen Elsa, he spins an elaborate web of deceit to gain her favor and trust, only to find that the endangerment of her life, family, and kingdom compels him to move beyond self-interest. Treachery would inflict an even deeper, colder cut.
Crossover - Thor & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,170 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 11/21/2019 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Loki, Elsa] [Anna, Kristoff B.]
Drabbles, SiriusRemus Style by Kalira69 reviews
An - almost entirely random - collection of Sirius/Remus drabbles. Obvious warning for slash here.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 163 - Words: 51,156 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 5/10/2012 - [Sirius B., Remus L.]
4001: Odyssey Five by Infernap reviews
Set 1000 years after 3001: The Final Odyssey, this fanfiction intends to close the loose ends opened up at the end of said story. This is a fanfiction of the books, but there isn't a category for those, so I placed it here.
2001: A Space Odyssey - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/9/2016 - Published: 12/7/2014
Sing, Nightingale by vargrimar reviews
Wheatley wants to help Chell learn how to speak. His method? Melodic intonation and music therapy. Human!Wheatley/Chell, humming, learning, and eventual singing for a portalkink meme fill. Shameless fluff and tension with a bit of plot in the background.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 97,203 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 9/23/2011 - [Wheatley, Chell]
Ropes by onionstories reviews
In the mind of a computer, there lived a man.
2001: A Space Odyssey - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2014 - HAL 9000 - Complete
All of Me by HolleringHawk65 reviews
Loki and Elsa are married but she still doesn't know much about her husband; what he does, who he is... AU-ish for Loki, T (so far) for implied violence ;)
Crossover - Avengers & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,222 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Elsa, Loki] Anna - Complete
Of Gold Eyeliner and Fuschia Contacts by dolphinxxgirlxx reviews
The story of the 74th Hunger Games through the contacts of our favorite female District 12 stylist. Warning may include: Drinking,Hilarity, Waking up in bed next to your best friend, Flaming hair, Men crying, and Peeta without pants. You were just warned.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,225 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Portia, Cinna
1987: The Year That HAL Began by TheFishPerson reviews
In desperate need of money, Derrick Charmers seizes the chance to work at the University Of Illinois with Dr Chandra. What he does not know is that he is in fact there to be a guinea pig for a new technology called HAL. What none of them know is that HAL has darker intentions for Derrick, intentions that foreshadow the events of the hugely popular 2001: A Space Oydessy.
2001: A Space Odyssey - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2014
ROM-REM by onionstories reviews
Hal decides to enable a function that allows him to dream freely. The results are less-than-satisfctory. [[He's an android in this, but it's not an android AU per se. I'll explain in my A/N.]]
2001: A Space Odyssey - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2014 - HAL 9000 - Complete
Loki's Gift by rockangel160 reviews
Elsa was born with her powers, but how? Did a certain Trickster god have something to do with it? As Loki struggles with his own nature as a frost giant, he takes advantage of a golden opportunity to discover how well ice can do on a throne.
Crossover - Thor & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Loki, Elsa, Queen Iduna
Once Upon A Time by SawManiac211 reviews
'The thing Elsa missed most in her self-imposed confinement was fairy tales.' So when a voice she had never heard before, her new servant presumably, asked her whether there was anything she wanted, she didn't need much time to think. Oneshot. Hint of Loki/Elsa and slight AU at the end, follows the idea that Anna and Elsa are four years apart in terms of age.
Crossover - Thor & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,441 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Complete
Attached by AthenaChild12 reviews
Cinna suddenly turns serious. "You can't become attached to me in that way, Katniss." "Why not?" I pout. He laughs. "I'm just your stylist," he says. "But if it does you a favor, I feel the same way."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,257 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Katniss E., Cinna
50 Things Sirius Black Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
And Now, the Weather by blue mood blue reviews
Deck the Halls [By Order of the Secret Police]: Carlos decorates for Christmas; Cecil is concerned that something is wrong with his boyfriend.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale
Thanksgiving in the Nightvale by Spawnkitty reviews
Carlos and Cecil discuss the up coming holiday in November (this is as of episode 30)
Radio Dramas - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Personal call by Dr.Horus reviews
Carlos makes a personal call to Cecil, asking a very important question.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Apologies by totalizzyness reviews
Carlos is sure Cecil's tattoos don't like him. This makes him sad, which makes Cecil sad. - Cecil/Carlos fluff.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Elective Cardiectomy by radialarch reviews
[Welcome to Night Vale] Heart health is a little different in Night Vale. Established Cecil/Carlos, rated for gore. One-shot.
Radio Dramas - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Commentary by WinterSky101 reviews
A WtNV fic. Cecil is a bit of a stalker and a total dork, but it's okay. He's definitely the most interesting boyfriend Carlos has ever had. Or, Carlos listens to Cecil's show and Cecil forgets that he's doing so. Cecil/Carlos.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Scar Day by rainbowfish22 reviews
[Welcome to Night Vale] He can't imagine painting the scars, revealing them to all of Night Vale. It's too personal and too sad for a town that would never be able to understand growing up in a world where being different isn't okay.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Alone by ApatheticOnion reviews
Immediately after the "Subway" broadcast, Carlos finds a panicked Cecil on his doorstep. Sad at first, then fluff.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
reminders by starkhasheart reviews
Carlos has doubts. Cecil reassures him.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Better Met by Moonlight by Seems Effervescent reviews
Maybe it was fate that led Mercutio to Benvolio there, under that tree, in the middle of the night in fair Verona. Or maybe some part of him just knew he'd be there. Maybe some part of him always had. (Bencutio)
Romeo & Juliet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Benvolio, Mercutio - Complete
You Machine by FionaTailynn reviews
"Sherlock… you machine!" Those words ring through his head, every day, every hour and every second of his life... Sometimes, it's better to forget why you're doing something than to remember the pain it's causing you.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
the taste of wine & strawberries by hawthorners reviews
"It is not hurried nor rushed. Mercutio would have never let it be that way. It's simple and sweet, drawn out with the taste of wine and strawberries. " Or, the one where there is a first kiss. A oneshot full of fluff.
Romeo & Juliet - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Benvolio, Mercutio - Complete
Hats, Slaps, and Kissy Faces by Caliwindftw reviews
Anyone could understand that accidents happen. But for Gretel she can't help but think how sometimes Kotler goes a little too far. But what else was she to expect from the beautiful, idiotic, sadistic Lieutenant? GretelxKotler
Boy In the Striped Pajamas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,206 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 2/16/2010
Flower Crowns and Scarlet Streets by hawthorners reviews
"I am dying," he laughs, the statement coming out raspy and hoarse. Tears swim in my eyes as I say, "You can't be, you're made of marble."
Romeo & Juliet - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Benvolio, Mercutio - Complete
Look through your heart and you'll see by Alice-Valentina-Cullen reviews
63 years went by since Bella last saw the Cullen's. Without their knowledge Bella became a vampire. Now she pays them a little visit, but the Cullen's don't recognize her and she doesn't say anything and introduce herself as Marie. What will happen? What will Edward do? Can Bella as Marie make Edward fall for her, or will he be faithful to his true love (Bella)?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,377 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Bella, Edward
Go to sleep, Bella by LoopyLou XD reviews
'The Doctor is contacted by a scared little girl, but not everyone can be Sometimes, it's just too late, and all that's left to do is rock a dying girl to ' I WROTE THIS MONTHS BEFORE THE NEW SERIES, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WIFI
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2013 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Phone Booth by redfantasyfox reviews
Post-Reichenbach. Sherlock calls John, just to hear his voice.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Did What With Lucius? by DarthObsydian reviews
Severus Snape is introuduced to the world of Fan Fiction. At first, he just sees it as the perverted musings of muggles with way too much time on their hands. However, as the days drag on, Severus slowly begins to realize the damaging affects it can have. *Now translated in French, courtesy of HeartSerenade. Feel free to go check it out!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Biology Quiz by gelatofornicodiangelo reviews
Nora Grey plus Patch Cipriano plus Quiz in 'Sex Class' equals Not good...:P
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Patch/Jev, Nora G. - Complete
Night Light by Notsureyet18 reviews
He had been known across the lands as the Dark One who was feared by everyone, except for one. Rumpelstiltskin comes across a precocious six year old Emma Swan. Note the rating has gone up to T.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,236 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Emma S., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
A Kind Man by silver-nightstorm reviews
He's not a kind man, but she knows that. Freeverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
When Evil Falls Down by Annie Lynn Bulthuis reviews
In the book "Mocking Jay" It is mentioned that they are to have one last hunger games, the 76th. It was to be done with the children of the capitol. So what happened in that arena? How do the capitol children handle what the other districts once did?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,443 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Johanna M.
Unbidden Fantasy by NarrowBridge reviews
After four glasses of wine Belle finds herself in a very uncomfortable situation. Rating raised to M as of Chapter 3.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,739 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Weeds by A Violet Rose reviews
A fanfic that takes place during Skin Deep about the development of Belle and Rumplestiltskin's relationship. Fluff here and there, but all in good fun.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,268 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey
Roll in the Hay by Ifyousaysodearie reviews
Rumpelstiltskin finds Belle in a rather compromising situation. repost
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey
Monday Morning by rufeepeach reviews
Belle calls Gold up at work, and considerably brightens his morning. With phonesex.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Comings and Goings by Sapsorrow86 reviews
Belle understands the fact that Rumplestiltskin is a very sought-out man, but such continuous demand can sometimes get in the way of... things
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
CVS and Milk by Thegoblinqueen1998 reviews
Oneshot. Sarah comes home in a bad mood and Jareth is dying to figure out why, but finds out more than he wanted to. Reviews are appreciated. Sorry for crappy summary. Reviews are greatly accepted!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Of Gold by Lady Damaris reviews
Jareth is confused by something his wife calls him. J/S fluff.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Memory Lane by WikkityTweak reviews
Feeling inconsolable over her mundane life, Sarah makes a rash decision and wishes that the goblins would come and take her away. Now the Goblin King is able to invade her mind and look into her past memories where he finds some interesting additions...
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,213 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Sweet Deals by CrossedScarsX reviews
"Nobody knew it, but Mr. Gold always kept a bit of candy nearby." Mr. Gold and Henry have a conversation one afternoon in his pawnshop.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Henry Mills - Complete
Fever by rufeepeach reviews
Belle comes down with a cold and medicates herself with a tonic. It wasn't a tonic. Now everything's turning her on, and she's too embarrassed to say anything. Can Rumpelstiltskin cure her? Rumbelle smut.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do On Mount Olympus by Taayluur reviews
"You're right, Ares! Things have been boring! Let's shake it up! I'm taking this list to a monumental scale!" Apollo, Ares, Aphrodite, and Hades beamed up at Hermes."Bigger and better than before! 150 things I'm not allowed to do On Mount Olympus!"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,178 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Hermes - Complete
The Random Games by The Shrubbery reviews
The randomest thing ever! The Hunger Games characters are entered into strange concepts and situations that will make you laugh out loud! Rated T for some strange content. Oh, did I mention that Effie will be nude in here?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,646 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010
Chatting, the Cullens, and llamas? by ForeverDancerGirl reviews
Not your typical IM story! Edward left Bella and a friend tells Bella about a chat site. Bella timidly gives it a try and meets non-other than Alice Cullen! Can Alice bring the love birds back together? Why does Bella have a llama named Anthony? Try it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,833 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Bella, Edward
A Guide on Girls by J.C Kali reviews
WARNING: There is a 50% chance of getting a girlfriend; the other 50% will get you beat up in a horrible way. *Finnick Odair is not responsible for any deaths, castrations or murders because of this product. There will be no refund*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Finnick O. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5589 - Favs: 12,942 - Follows: 1,729 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What a curious thing by midnight 345 reviews
What will happen when a very curious Alice finds a certain Hatter's hat without anyone in sight? Curious? Read it and find out. Very slight HatterxAlice
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
My Nightmares by CompanyforMisery reviews
Nightmares plague Katniss's sleep... but what exactly does she dream about?
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Katniss E., Cinna - Complete
Kissing Lessons With Finnick by Miss Scarlett 05 reviews
Finnick gives Katniss some advice when they meet on the Victory Tour. A/U fluff, silliness and an excessive amount of liplocks and lip balm.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,032 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Katniss E., Finnick O. - Complete
Vacation By The Sea by dawdling reviews
The Doctor and Rose take some much needed R&R but did the Doctor do his research?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/2/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Things I Can Do To You by imaginationstation1997 reviews
Tarrant show's Alice, just what he can do to her now that they are married. Rated M for sexual scenes. Read and review! Oneshot, enjoy!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
My Dreams Smell of Roses by RipredtheGnawer reviews
What would happen if Prim had to compete in the Hunger Games. Prim's POV, may possibly switch to Peeta's. Please read and review! Rated T for violence
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,592 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Peeta M., Prim E. - Complete
Lucozade Nasty by PureVampWolf24 reviews
A silly one-shot I did for English. Explanation inside.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Flavius - Complete
Letters From Cinna by belleletrie reviews
Katniss has lost a lot of her friends to death, and upon Peeta's suggestion, starts writing letters to them in Cinna's sketchpad. There's something special about the pad, because it allows the deceased to write back.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Katniss E., Cinna
It begins with an F by Seishin Okami reviews
Everyone takes Tarrant's riddle the wrong way...
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K. - Complete
Letters of Lament by cinfinngale reviews
The characters of The Hunger Games Lament to their creator, Suzanne Collins, about their endings in letters. Post-Mockingjay spoilers!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Peeta M., Cinna
WOULDA SHOULDA COULDA by cinfinngale reviews
An alternate ending to Mockingjay that's a little...unique. With the help of Johanna, Haymitch, and some well, unexpected guests, Katniss debates between Peeta and Gale. Who will triumph in the end! Please read and review, and I'll read and review yours!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Johanna M., Haymitch A. - Complete
Things I Will Not Do In Hunger Games by IceSnowAndGlamour reviews
Crackfic! One of those "Things I Must Not Do" fics. Katniss finds fanfiction, Peeta's baking takes a turn for the unlawful, Gale gets an interesting future, and Haymitch gets a love life...that is, if you break these rules.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Complete
The Meadow by ever4 reviews
One-shot. A month after Edward returns, he takes Bella to their meadow, only to discover another part of how she coped in those dark months during his absence. Warnings: mentioning of cutting/self harm & language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In a Shower of Sparks by starburst99 reviews
Katniss exploded in his heart in a shower of sparks...Katniss/Cinna, um...not a drabble, but its short and sweet. R&R.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Katniss E., Cinna - Complete
PATTY CAKE by Nataku-sensei reviews
oh, what i would PAY to see this in real life! Oh our dear Snape, you can never win against a child. this fic is only about sev. no pairing BUT IT IS A FUNNY ONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
The Lovechild of Sirius and Remus by alyssahhh reviews
"Son," said Billy Black, "This may be rather disturbing for you to hear, but you were left on my doorstep by a pair of gay wizards." Crack. Slash. Enjoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L., Jacob - Complete
Alice's New Accessories by Niphuria reviews
Tarrant is so fascinated and concerned about Alice's "ladies days" that he decides that he simply must help her.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
No Escaping It This Time by Niphuria reviews
Alice and Tarrant have a misunderstanding that threatens to come between them. Can it be resolved before hurt feelings are beyond repair?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Chenille Dreams by Niphuria reviews
Alice is home alone and plans to take a nap. But she ends up thinking of Tarrant instead and finds herself craving...release. But does she dare?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Why? by ThisbeHecate reviews
Why should a couple little questions irk Snape so much? 18th in the potions homework series!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Between the Pages by Aberdeen.Weasley reviews
Effie Trinket has a secret. Haymitch Abernathy has a bottle of whiskey. Chaos ensues.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Complete
It's NOT Greasy! A Sleep Deprived Fanfiction by jamiespelledweird reviews
The marauders were making fun of Snape's greasy hair when Lily tells them that they have no proof that it's greasy. In fact, it's rather soft. So of course they must feel his hair to see if it's true. Fun ensues. Purely fun with no seriousness involved
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/2/2010 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Bella's Dirty Little Secret by bananasrgood reviews
There is something Bella has kept from the Cullens since she was changed. Not even Edward knows about this. Must be too dirty…but what happens if Emmett figures it out? Following this, Bella is caught in the act…by EDWARD! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Taste of Hogwarts by Segunda Katigbak reviews
I hope you get swallowed and hit by the Whomping Willow before you can even step inside the castle. -Minerva McGonagall. BONUS: Revenge of the Marauders' Map.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Minerva M. - Complete
49 of Emmett's Corniest Pickup Lines by Purple Cow Crayons reviews
49 of Emmett's stupidest, corniest, funniest pick-up lines. Rosalie is probably hearing most of these as you read! Dont hate me cuz im bored. just read, laugh, and love it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Emmett
Birds of a Feather by GorimJr reviews
Cinna and Portia obviously have a thing. And here's one of the moments of interaction between them. No spoilers for Catching Fire. CinnaxPortia
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Cinna
Bella's Watching WHAT? by Tippi.Hates.Birds reviews
Bella has another secret... What has she been watching? Edward is determined to find out, and Bella is determined to keep it to herself. What is Bella watching that she needs to keep a secret?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's PMS by Mokusgirl reviews
Bella gets taken care of by her favorite vampire family when mother nature has her going crazy. Read and review. One-shot... for now.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,038 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Birds And The Bees by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward decides it's time to give Nessie "The Talk". Hilarity ensues. Now extended to other characters!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
All Because of the Diary by musical-ink-exchange reviews
Bella gets a diary from Renee and won't let Edward read it. But Edward has a plan...Read to find out! This is my first fanfic, hope you like it! review! Disclaimer: I do not own twilight *sniff sniff* so sad.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Nearly 100 Ways to Annoy Edward by lovelymissalice reviews
Here are almost 100 ways to annoy your favorite vampire, Edward Cullen! Mwuhahahahahahaha!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hiding by BittersweetKiss reviews
The first night Edward watches Bella sleep and she wakes up and finds him hiding in her closet. Takes place in Twilight. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secret by Dr. Harleen Quinzel03 reviews
Bella is trying to hide in Carlisle's den, because of an embarassing book she wants to read. What will happen when Edward walks in and catches her? Kinda short....little bits of fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A ticklish Fourth of July by twilightxlover51 reviews
Edward and Bella are sitting on their roof watching fireworks. But a challenge to Edward leads to some fun. R&R total fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Edward, Bella
Names by KlutzLike Bella reviews
Bella and Edward have a conversation that leaves Edward speechless....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 131 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Little Problems by iiCE-EYES reviews
Bella frets over the little problems of being a woman. [ Bella x Edward fluff ]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
Severus Snape and the SexEd Snafu by Grindylowe reviews
If you're going to read this, for the love of God do it safely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
Offscreen by Essy Lasaylan reviews
Ever wonder why your Labyrinth video's on the fritz? Read on and find out. This story won 'Best Comedy' in the 2001 Green Awards for Labyrinth fanfiction.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2001 - Complete
And Yet We Dance by C. J. Connelly Books reviews
One of the few poems I'm actually proud of, its more illusionary then literal
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2001 - Complete
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4001: Another Odyssey reviews
The year is 4001, a thousand years after the incident with the monoliths. All is well... until the Pico Vault is opened and the computer viruses are released. How will Halman react to waking up after being in the Vault for a millennium? How will humanity deal with the quickly spreading bugs? And who... or what... opened the Vault? (I'll probably include some Hal/Dave later on)
2001: A Space Odyssey - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Dave B., HAL 9000
If You Give a Hal a Cookie reviews
All Hal wanted was to feel what it's like to eat. And now, with his updated programming, he can. But what's the kid to do when he wakes up hungry and no amount of food can satisfy him? (android!hal, kid!hal, AU.) (Based off of a self-insert roleplay with my partner in crime, soursugar88.)
2001: A Space Odyssey - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/7/2014
Year 3000
Of what happens when a confused Frank is locked in a suite with nothing to do except think about the Jonas Brothers. Set during The Final Odyssey.
2001: A Space Odyssey - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Frank P.
