This was created because I have a lot of random thoughts in my head every day but I have only my two other weird friends to share it with. Oh, and my whole class too. But back to the point, I decided, Hey, I love the Hunger Games and being random, I can combine them! And so here I am, typing away the most random fan fiction I have every written.
WARNING: This is very random so if you cannot handle anything over "Maximum Pie", too bad. Read on.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything Collins owns because she owns it and it wouldn't make sense for me to suddenly have ownership of something she already had owned, therefore your conclusion, and mine of course, comes to a point of which everything that is related to the Hunger Games is not mine! Got it?
Claimer: All other randomness is mine, OK? The idea I came up with, so if there is another fanfiction similar to this one, please note that I did not mean to copy them or anything, great minds think alike...
ENJOY AND PIE WILL BE HANDED OUT!
Katniss: I want pie.
Gale: I totally understand your urge.
Peeta (running into the scene): IT'S EATING ME, IT'S EATING ME!
Katniss: What?! What is?!
Peeta: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Peeta gets eaten up by the gigantic pie)
Gale: Oh no! Peeta just got eaten up by a gigantic pie!
Katniss: I know that! What ever shall we do?
Gale: We shall do the Chicken Dance!
Katniss: No! Not the Chicken Dance, we did that for Effie's funeral!
Gale: Fine! The Can-Can!
Katniss: We did that for Haymitch's birthday!
Gale: Oh yeah! And he threw up afterwards!
Katniss: And he blamed it on us but it was because he drank too much!
Gale: Yup! Too much!
Katniss: ANYWAY! We shall do the--
Rue: I am a superhero, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Rue totally interrupts the conversation and starts making poses)
Gale: But superheroes don't say "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Or do they?
Katniss: Let's go get a piece of pie.
Gale: Yeah, let's.
(Katniss and Gale walk off, leaving Rue making strange poses saying "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!")
Hope you enjoyed it! Kind of awkward but it's the easiest fanfiction I've ever wrote! The ideas keep coming out...
R&R - Would someone please explain what that is???????? Oh, and don't forget to do that!