This was created because I have a lot of random thoughts in my head every day but I have only my two other weird friends to share it with. Oh, and my whole class too. But back to the point, I decided, Hey, I love the Hunger Games and being random, I can combine them! And so here I am, typing away the most random fan fiction I have every written.

WARNING: This is very random so if you cannot handle anything over "Maximum Pie", too bad. Read on.

Disclaimer: Ditto. And I don't own the original idea of the Laser Collection.

Claimer: Ditto.

Whew! I am BACK, baby! I haven't updated for, like, ever. But, heck, here I am. Updating. Enjoy.

"It's Friiiiday, Friiiiiiday, gotta get down on Friiii-daaaay~!"

Katniss slammed her hands onto her ears. For some reason, that song had been following her around. Everywhere. It didn't help that it was Peeta's favorite song at the moment and that Prim liked to sing to herself whenever she got a song stuck in her head and that Gale thought it was amusing...and it certainly didn't help that a video screen with Rebecca Black on it was practically taped to her head.

"Everybody's looking forward tooo the weeeekend~!"

It was all a dare, at first. A harmless, fun little dare. They would all go find a viral video and stick—literally—to it for a month. Gale had chosen one about pigeons that could poop on command. They made him try to train them an hour a day...he was exhausted by the first week. Peeta went stupid and saw the one about the phone books interleaved and pulling them apart and impossible and stuff. Prim, of course, went with the one about the mama cat hugging the baby cat and spent the whole day at an animal shelter. Haymitch decided to catch up on past times and watched Nigahiga. But Katniss...oh Katniss...had to go for...Friday.

Day 1
3:43:98 PM

Katniss looks at the screen in a mixture of shock, horror, surprise, intrigue, and disgust.

On it was an ugly girl singing in a nasally voice.

"Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah

Yeah-ah-ah

Yeah-ah-ah

Yeah-ah-ah

Yeah-ah-ah

Yeah, yeah, yeah~"

What on Panem... Katniss thinks as her eyes stare, without blinking.

Day 2
7:00:00 AM

"7 AM WAKING UP IN THE MORNING~!"

"What the—?"

Day 3
9:21:07 AM

Katniss stretches her arms and yawns. She quickly dresses in a plain brown shirt and khakis and heads for the bathroom to freshen up. As she picks up her—

"Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs~!"

"Holy—"

Day 4
9:19:85 AM

Katniss was ready. She would not be caught off guard this time. That stupid annoying song would annoy her no longer.

She headed cautiously to the cupboards as if each step she took could blow her up. She opened them and tentatively took out a box of Cheerilos cereal. She went to the dishwasher and took out a bowl. Satisfied that she was no assaulted by crazy music, she went to the fridge to get milk. She arrived at the table with everything and poured the cereal into the bowl and the milk into that. She munched contentedly—

Okay. Never mind. Just her cell—

"GOTTA HAVE MAH BOWL, GOTTA HAVE CEREAL~!"

"Aaaahhh!"

Day 5
01:15:35 AM

There were black rings under Katniss's eyes. She had not dared going to sleep last night lest the song pop up once more.

Her computer buzzed to life as a message popped up on her messenger.

Need You Now -G

"Huh?" Katniss said.

"It's a quarter after one~!" Katniss's eyes began darting around. How? she wondered. "I'm allll alone and I need you naaaaoooo!"

"Nooooo!" Katniss wailed.

Day 31
00:00:00

Katniss's eyes rolled to the top of her head. Concerned, Gale poked her in the cheek. She twitched.

"I think she's dead," Peeta whispered.

"Ahh...Katniss..." Gale murmured.

Haven't written this in a long time. Review, please!