What can I say? I'm just a girl who is obsessed with everything Twilight. Crazy? Possibly. Wierd? Definitely. Do I care? Nope.

I am 20 years old, and I'm a troll. But that's all you're going to get. Don't get the joke? Don't worry. It's just what the Yoopers call the rest of us.

I am also a Civil War reenactor who reads encyclopedias on the subject of the War for fun. As if writing FanFiction wasn't a dorky enough hobby... When in dress, I am Emmaline Grace Farquhar, member of the 5th Texas, Company E, "Dixie Blues", though no one ever remembers the 'Emmaline'-- the 'Grace' fits so much better... Every event, my story gets just a little crazier, and just a little bit more fun.

As to the Twilight world, I am irrevocably Team Edward. I don't hate Jacob, though. He is a good character, and was a good friend when Bella truly needed a friend. He deserves his happy ending. Just not with Bella. And I don't particularly like the idea of him finding his happy ending with her daughter, either.

My avatar is one of the reenactors with the 5th-- we just call him 'Papa'.

Favorite Random Quotes:

"I'm more man than you and more woman than you'll ever get." ~Almighty Sharpie Queen, said to a guy obsessed with our entire lunch table.

"Alleviate my bordom!" ~Hugs, said at least once durring every phone call.

"Ce n'est rien de nouveau, mon amie." (That's nothing new, my friend) ~ A phrase that gets said by either myself or one of my reenacting friends at least once a day

"I ain't no sir; I'm just a corporal!" ~Jimmy MacGregor, 2nd corporal, Fifth Texas Company E

"I'm going to Hell for that." ~Robert Hunter Hastons, 3rd Corporal, Fifth Texas Company E

"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, and therefore is wing’d Cupid painted blind." ~A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Shakespeare

"When remedies are past, the griefs are ended/ By seeing the worst which late on hopes depended/ To mourn a mischief that is past and gone/ Is the next way to draw new mischief on." ~Othello, Shakespeare

"There is a vampire on my couch" ~Children of the Night, Mercedes Lackey

"You seem to have appointed yourself the guardian of my heart, Rhapsody. Why don't you make me the protector of yours?" ~Prophecy, Elizabeth Haydon

"Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doen't mean that there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face." ~Storm Front, Jim Butcher

"Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us." ~Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austin

“No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.” ~The Scarlet Letter, Nathaniel Hawthorne

"Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes." ~The Picture Of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde

"I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will." ~Jane Eyre, Charlotte Bronte

"One sees clearly only with the heart. Anything essential is invisible to the eyes." (On ne voit bien qu'avec le cœur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux.)~Le Petit Prince, Antoine de Saint- Exupery

"All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." ~The Fellowship of the Ring, J.R.R Tolkien

"Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self." ~Phantom, Terry Goodkind

"I do have a religion-- my religion; and it's even deeper than all of theirs with their mummery and their tricks! On the contrary, I worship God, I believe in a Supreme Being, a Creator whoever He is... who placed us here below... but I don't need to go into a church to kiss silver plates and fatten up a bunch of fakers... You can worship Him just as well in the woods or in a field or even by studying the heavens, like the ancients." ~Madame Bovary, Gustave Flaubert

"Now such a thing happiness, above all else, is held to be; for this we choose always for itself and never for the sake of something else, but honor, pleasure, reason, and every virtue we choose indeed for themselves (for if nothing resulted from them we should still choose each of them) but we choose them also for the sake of happiness, judging that by means of them we shall be happy. Happiness, on the other hand, no one chooses for the sake of these, nor, in general, for anything other than itself... Happiness, then, is something final and self- sufficient, and is the end of action."~Aristotle

"That man who does not believe that each day contains an earlier, more sacred, and auroral hour than he has yet profaned, has despaired of life, and is pursuing a descending and darkening way." ~Walden, Henry David Thoreau

Other Arbitrary Thoughts

Random Shiny Dragons fascinate me.

Pink Jellybeans will take over the Earth.

Proud to be a Rebel Lady keeping history alive!

Well, now that I sound completely insane... I think I'm done.