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 Formerly: LoveIsThePainInside Hi I'm Melanie, I'm 21, and I have recently rekindled my love of fan fiction. It would probably be more accurate to say that said love never really went any where, it was more that I went through a period of finding my fix elsewhere; specifically in Homestuck. I have returned however to fill my recent need for Bleach stories (specifically my craving for Grimmjow), to reminisce the Hetalia tales I loved so dearly (here's looking at you World Wide Story) and to even see what has in the way of troll shenanigans. I'm much more of a reader than a writer, and while I do dabble in writing from time to time I don't think there'll be anything worth posting here any time soon. Having said that I did recently promise a Homestuck story to my moirail for her Birthday, and while said date has passed I still plan on writing it for her, if it goes well I may just upload it here for others to shake their heads at too. I like to consider myself a 'ships everything until proven otherwise' type of person and while I have my very favourites I'm always up for giving unexplored pairings a shot, so hit me up and let me know what your otp is, I'd very much like to experience it for myself. Fanfiction recommendations: World Wide Story (webcomix) [Hetalia Axis Powers: Spain/South Italy, multiple pairings] High School AU where a group of theatre kids do what they can to put together their rendition of the musical West Side Story, and despite angst, ridiculous antics and teen romance the show must go on. It's brilliant, it's amazing, and it may very well be my favourite Hetalia story to date, I very much recommend you give it a read. Sexy Captain's Curse (C.Queen) [Bleach: Nemu/Ukitake, multiple pairings] A drunken theory that Captain level shinigami have no sex drive sparks an experiment of hilarious proportions, the results of which wont be so easily forgotten. This story is definitely one of my all time favourites and has rare-pairs that I had never known I needed, giving this story a read is a definite must in my book. |
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Gasoline Sandwiches by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
The blue-haired anarchist held up a lit match, his smile inhuman, "Now this is what I call therapy, doc." AU OOC GrimmIchi Yaoi. Warnings will be posted inside.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,012 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 7/7/2017 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3571 - Favs: 3,410 - Follows: 1,934 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Under the Bastard Flag by Belladonna Rose reviews
Orihime reluctantly agrees to accompany Captain Aizen to save her town from his wrath, only to garner the attention of the pirate who captains the ship called The Pantera. Oh yes, AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 99,516 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Coronado by Walis reviews
Grimmjow is going to be king, even if it's the last thing he does. Good thing he's got a new secret weapon that he plans to steal right out from under Aizen's nose, whether she wants to come or not. GrimmHime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,189 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Orihime I., Grimmjow J.] - Complete
I Wonder What It's Like by Sarcastic Nightmare reviews
Hinata has always been quiet and shy. She's never been the most popular, but she's now at the bottom of the food chain and a bit of a loner. She is stuck with no friends, and a popular cousin. What happens when this loner meets another. AU, set in HS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 50,255 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Hinata H., Gaara
Just a Little Push by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Mattea really should have expected complete chaos when she agreed to go on a two week long summer retreat with her classmates. Particularly when you add overprotective sisters and friends who like playing matchmaker... Gen!flip and Gakuen AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 114,283 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Deke the Parents by BunnyHugAddict049 reviews
Matthew is the captain of his hockey team but is hiding that fact from his parents and brother since they consider the sport too dangerous. Wanting to follow his dream by playing on the semi-professional team, Mattie and the team must hide his bruises/black eyes and avoid concussions so that he can lead them to victory. Go Polar Bears! Hilarity ensured with a hint of insanity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,741 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Canada, Prussia
The BTT's Awesome Guide to Parenting by PsychotiCaptain reviews
Spain, France, and Prussia are going to teach you all about the most awesome ways to raise a child, with the help of some friends, of course. Rated T for cursing and France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 48,780 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Complete
Don't Drop The Soap by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
"Don't thank me just yet. If ya change yer mind, don't drop the soap." Jail sex. Simple, right? GrimmIchi AU Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,690 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Down the Rabbit Trail by Shinigami-cat reviews
The blond rabbit boy keeps appearing in Gilbert's dreams. He doesn't know when it started or even when he fell asleep. All he knows is that he's awake and needs to get home, but can he do that when he doesn't even know where he is?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,110 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Who's the Fool Now? by Naoto Tatsumi reviews
Canada's tired of being on the receiving end of Alfred's cruel April fools day pranks every year, so he decides he'll go to any lengths to one-up him this year... Even if that means recruiting Prussia to help him with the planning. fake! Snapped!Canada, also mildly a cherry syrup parody?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,906 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Off With A Warning by needlesandthread reviews
Ichigo gets pulled over for his second offense in a week. How will get out of a major ticket? Read to find out! Yaoi, OCC, Lemon. One shot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Oh Maple by DarkmoonSigel reviews
HEY! HERE'S SOME CRACK! CAUSE I KNOW YOU WANTED SOME! YO CRACK MOMMA LOVES YOU, LITTLE CRACK BABIES! Lots and lots of cursing, rude gestures, blah, blah, blah...Don't f'ing read it if you're a prude. Thanks. Oh and all questions are real questions about Canada from the International Tourism Website. I stole them cause I'm a big whole stealer. I own nothing cause I'm lazy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Canada - Complete
KittyCATtastrophe by Gaara's Panda-hime reviews
While walking home Hinata saves a white violet eyed kitten who leads her to six more balls of fluff. So what is a kind hearted Hyuuga to do...while take them home of course. if you like cruel humor or random Tobi-ness then read this story.possible pairing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,311 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
APH O Manada! by DarkmoonSigel reviews
What happens when Manada crashed a World Meeting? Singing beavers that's what happens. Rated M for Manada. Read at your own risk. Seriously. First published on Deviant Art
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Canada - Complete
Can You See Me Now? by woodbyne reviews
The tenant in the apartment above Arthur's has a wide variety of very irritating pastimes. Juggling bowling balls (badly). Jumping on beds and marching in hobnail boots, if the noises are anything to go by. But what was meant to be a confrontation leads to anything but. UKCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/21/2012 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
APH PruCan Timeless by DarkmoonSigel reviews
This was first published on Deviant Art so some of you may already recognize it. This is a series of events that have happened between Prussia and Canada throughout the centuries. Some good, some bad, some strange. Some of the stories are funny, some of them bittersweet, and some are horrific due to Russia's presence. Read at your own risk. Smut in later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Dare by p0ck3tf0x reviews
He had never been fond of horror stories and here he was acting one out… All for the love of a dare. Matthew would never live it down if he turned back now but some monsters are real and Gilbert is one of them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Poisonous Snakes by PenChick reviews
Because, in Australia, there are none.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Australia - Complete
The Mala Suerte Chronicles by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
"Playing the game is part of the game," he said with a smirk, "Anyone can play the game, but only one may win the game. The game has only one rule." "What is it?" Ichigo asked. The man smirked again, "No mercy." AU Yaoi. Unavoidable OOC. Multiple pairings
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,900 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Silk Sheets by Shazmina reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki has a obsession for silk sheets. He enjoys the feeling of them a bit too much in the nude and doesn't really care much for the word 'privacy'. So with his sliding glass door open and no drapes, his new blue-headed neighbor sees everything he has to offer and is pleasantly surprised by bold moves Ichigo makes. pure smut/yaoi/slash/boyxboy/humor/romance/oneshot
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,765 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
World Wide Story by webcomix reviews
Lovina Vargas was less than thrilled when she and her twin moved to a new city. What happens when her family convinces her to audition for the school musical? Rehearsals and romance, of course! Genflip AU, rated for mouth and innuendo. BEING EDITED - current changes: 15/29 chapters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,915 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Party On Our Own by FH14 reviews
Matthew hated parties. At first he only went because his brother made him, but then he started going to spend time with the boy who had the bong under his bed. Canada/Netherlands. Warnings Inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,672 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Canada, Netherlands - Complete
Hey There Lovina by FalalalaLa reviews
Lovina Vargas is in for a huge surprise when her sister drags her out to a party at the local pub. The last thing she expected was to hear from her boyfriend serving in the military... H:AU SpainFem!Romano GerFem!Ita. Rating due to excessive language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,958 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/19/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Ribbon by Mistflyer1102 reviews
All it took to make the bond was for two lonely individuals to take the chance and reach out to each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Liechtenstein, Prussia - Complete
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Nation of Hetalia Street by HikariNamikaze reviews
When Gilbert Beilschmidt is put in charge of the school play, what do you end up with? Sweeney Todd. Hetalia High will never be the same again. Fail summary is fail. Rated for Language and the play itself. WARNING:Gender-bending! And cannibalism!And gore!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,617 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Prussia, Canada
Maid For Crime by Vaerin7 reviews
Living in his twin's shadow, Ichigo is finally given a mission of his own of extreme difficutly. Unfortunately, his cover is a maid... for Grimmjow Jaegerjaques. With Grimm, a master criminal, attracted to Ichi, how long can the poor berry stay pure?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 37 - Words: 147,509 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Timing Is Everything by IAmTheRealKira reviews
Svana Mikkelsen moved to London solely for a job interview and a fresh start, and she never imagined she'd run into childhood friend, Mathias Køhler. Nor had she expected to move in with him. Denmark x Fem!Norway. Human AU, fan-human names use.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,486 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Science Project Video by Birdy Chan reviews
Madeleine and Julchen record interesting events from their peers as part of their project. When Alfred demands to see it, he's in for a big surprise. Semi genderbent, Hetalia crack, R&R please and M to be safe for slight streaking and major drinking
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Regretfully Yours by p0ck3tf0x reviews
It should have been an issue that neither of them could speak the same language. Somehow, though, it did not matter if it was just a single door between them or a thousand miles; there was one language both of them understood. Love needed no words.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Cold Criminals? Or the Love she never had? by Akumu-chama reviews
Hyuuga Hinata has transferred many school's and is now attending Konoha High. Temari seems to have helped Hinata in her physical appearance and a bit on her personality. Could the Akatsuki possibly help her a bit more? Read to find out. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,565 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Hinata H., Akatsuki
It's School Love by smiles555fofo reviews
Hinata is a quiet shy girl who wanted to be outgoing like her two friends. So she decided to be like them, turns out it wasn't a good idea, well sorta. But what happens when totally hot teachers have a 'thing' for the poor girl? Which one will she choose?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,213 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hinata H., Akatsuki
Game Over by Boogermeister reviews
Geeks, check. Scent of Doritos and Mt Dew, check. Hours of button-smashing and flashing lights, check. Hot, orange-haired fiery newbie... well not yet. GrimmxIchi. Yaoi. Reference of video games too.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 123,922 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Instant Messenger by MisaxMisa reviews
Ichigo regrets teaching his Soul Reaper friends how to use Windows Live Messenger...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,704 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Dropbear Strategem by HowlingWolf'sShadow reviews
A second part to 'Goanna on the Dunny' This time the other Nations are learning about one of our deadliest predators...the Dropbear!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Australia
A Hetalia Fairytale by Birdy Chan reviews
Prince Gilbert has only a few days to fall in love otherwise he will be forced to marry a girl he doesn't know let alone loves. Madeline is a servant girl who pretended to be a noble once to save a man's life and she catches his eye. Based on Ever After
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,145 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Take Me Away by EhCanuck reviews
Sick of being ignored, Matt decides to take a break from it all but he turns up missing. Wandering between worlds, will he find his way out? Will he want to? Will the world survive the events his disappearance sets in motion?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,191 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - [Canada, Prussia] - Complete
It Runs In the Family by genericnamehere reviews
Tired of walking in on England and France using their beds, America and Australia decide to take revenge. US/Australia with side mentions of FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - America, Australia - Complete
The Lavender Lilly by inSANITYweT.R.U.S.T reviews
Hinata is killed by a Hollow, and is enrolled in the Shinigami Academy. But why can Hinata heal things without meaning to? Why is everyone interested in her? And why can't she stop thinking about a certain Shinigami with silver hair? ON HOLD
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,795 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Hinata H., T. Hitsugaya
Lay Me Down To Sleep Tonight by Witty Teacup reviews
Gilbert Beilschmidt was just a regular guy from Germany who hated his job at the local hospital. That is, until he met the lonely little boy at the end of the second floor hallway. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Whoring For Lollipops by Pie Shaped Cumulus reviews
Really, he took my lollipop, what else was I supposed to do? Never thought it'd end like this though... changed my user name from 'PinEapPleGrilL'. Rated for language, one-shot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Butcher of Konoha: Hinata's Symphony by Misaki Nagase reviews
*remastered* Why hello there Inspector "the reader" . Would you like to hear my story...? Rated "M" for Yandere/Psychotic Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Hinata H., Sakura H. - Complete
Your Eyes, Your Voice Extended Version by DaichiSama reviews
Grimmjow is a lead singer of a famous rockband, and Ichigo is a man who thinks rockstars are the fakest most arrogant people that can be. Can they overcome their misunderstandings to make this thing work? GrimmIchi fic. Must i tell you its boyxboy?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,350 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
dolls by AshCollector reviews
It was just a joke gift, three dolls his stupid brother bought at a garage sale. Soon the dolls show that they are much more than that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
What's Normal by Vaerin7 reviews
Shiro's made a crime boss angry, so they're targeting his twin to teach him a lesson. Ichigo's no pushover, fighting tooth and nail only to catch Grimmjow's interst. The crime boss claims him as his property but Barragan isn't through yet.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,968 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Night World by Vaerin7 reviews
There are two sides to the world, the day and night. Ichigo stays between, but strays to the night of crime and corruption to protect others. When a ruthless killer saves his life, he finds himself working off his debt... and falling for him.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,711 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Taking Charge by Vaerin7 reviews
Ichigo falls for Grimmjow, a hopeful recruit to Aizen's gang, and becomes a target to help persuade the other. A new thug on the streets has been taking out Aizen's men, one with connections that could bring the man down. What connects him to Ichigo?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,288 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
What The Wild Things Do by Pie Shaped Cumulus reviews
"Hey I wonder if there're bugs in Hueco Mundo..." "Jesus Christ." "If there are, are they tiny hollow bugs?" "..." Random one-shot. Rated for language. Grimm&Szayel 'cause they have the most face to face human contact...I guess.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Grimmjow J., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
The White Moon Returns by DameM reviews
When Ichigo's in trouble, Rukia must save him. After all, the White Moon protects the Black Sun, doesn't she? In celebration of this week's manga chapter.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Hard Hats Are For Sissys by CrystalMoon23 reviews
Ichigo's a model who just got a through a really bad divorce, his ex wife trashed his house and his good friend Shiro has him thinking hes now gay. What happens when Ichi phones up Shiro's cousin Grimmjow to get him to fix up his home?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,006 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Triple Dog Dare by crocious reviews
Super awesome dare party at America's house! Multiple pairings and awesomeness await your eyes!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,670 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Potentially The Greatest Porno by JohnathanC.SparkleBerry reviews
EVER. Mattie is sent on a mission to deliver scones to Papa. What will happen on the way Papa's house? Is the Big Bad Wolf, really that Bad? No, in fact, he's quite sexy. Title has nothing to do with the story. PruCan T For Pervy antics
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Hetalia University by Keroanne reviews
Finally, Matthew and Alfred are off to college!... but, much to their annoyance, they don't get to stay in the same dorm. Even worse than that is who Matthew has to stay with...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,363 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Drunks And Marriage by Prustrian Informant reviews
"Don't worry meine prinzessin, I'm sure you'll find me to be the most awesome person you've ever married." There's a reason they said alcohol and smart people don't mix... PruAus
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 42,998 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Did You Know? by tinychrist reviews
Did you know among older men, vanilla is the most erotic smell? Did you know a pound of potato chips costs 200 times more than a pound of raw potatoes? Did you know an egg laden goldfish is called a twit? AU. OOCness. Yaoi goodness. Happy GrimmIchi day!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Mirrors by Crescent Blossom reviews
Kenpachi hated his reflection in a mirror, because it always showed the truth. A beast that was disguised as a man. Sakura hated mirrors because of how they affected her Captain, she would prove to him the exact reason on why he was a MAN and not a BEAST.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Sakura H., K. Zaraki - Complete
A Friendly Chat by Nadine25 reviews
After Going to hell evil overlords Aizen and Madara go to a cafe' to have a little chat that leads to the discovery of what went wrong with their lives and a poor waitress gets scarred for life. Rated T for language
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Madara U., S. Aizen - Complete
The Handbook of Central 46 by DreamerAngel17 reviews
This set of rules has been written from observation of the acts and behaviors of the lieutenants of the Thirteen Court Guard Squads and shall be held as such, no matter the situation. We don't care what the creepy guy outside your barracks tells you.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,272 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
Corrosive by spoiledpuppy reviews
Hinata's luck is supposed to be terrible this week. So was it bad luck that caused her to meet a certain delinquent, or was it fate? AU
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,417 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Hinata H., Renji A. - Complete
Through my eyes by jasmin flower reviews
Slight NarutoXBleach Xover After a training accident Hinata dies. She finds herself in a new world, knowing she needs to find someone. Out of the whole of the world, only one man seems to truly understand her history, as well as her heart. HinXBya
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,393 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Hinata H., Byakuya K.
Autumn by jazztrousers reviews
Shuhei asks Kira to put on his old uniform from the Academy. PORN.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Shuuhei H., I. Kira - Complete
Journey to the East by GrnEydDvl reviews
Karin's been sent on a quest to find a weapon, a treasure, and a fiancé. She'll gather traveling companions and have wild adventures, but will she find what she's looking for or will it find her? Kurosaki Karin and Hitsugaya Toushiro HitsuKarin AU
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 79,475 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - [Karin K., T. Hitsugaya] Hanatarō Y., Renji A. - Complete
Midterm Anxiety by Nitroid reviews
Midterms are fast approaching with an impending doom, and the boys are having a study session at Ichigo's place. With all the obvious tension floating around, it's tough not to get a little sidetracked. AU, mature. Grimmjow vs Stark x Ichigo, threesome.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,097 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
North, South, East and West by Emma CS Me reviews
Sometimes, Australia hates his states and territories. Not as much as they hate each other, of course.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Australia - Complete
Paint You In Blue by Deminos reviews
AU. They've been childhood friends for so long it was almost annoying. Grimmjow the jerk of an artist and Ichigo the always scowling med-student. "One sided" love was such a cruel thing.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,450 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Sexy Captain's Curse by C.Queen reviews
When it's suggested that the captains and vice captains are lacking in sex drive, both sexes are eager to test the theory out and prove it wrong. But just who will test it out with who?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 177,120 - Reviews: 2411 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 10/8/2007 - J. Ukitake, Nemu K. - Complete
Draw Me 2 Life by Racey reviews
Ichigo is a successful mangaka. One day, he receives a seemingly harmless sketchbook and takes it home. Inspiration strikes and he has the urge to create a new character. He didn't expect it to be literally, though. AU, yaoi, swearing. ONESHOT.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Chrysalis by vicioux reviews
A butterfly can hide in a chrysalis for months in order to avoid harsh conditions. Jyuushiro Ukitake can't help but think that, after almost a century of hiding in plain sight, it's time for Nemu Kurotsuchi to emerge from her protective shell.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,534 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Nemu K., J. Ukitake - Complete
If I Told You by okami11235 reviews
Just a short, quick little IchiRuki poem. I don't own Bleach.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
I'm Psycho, Baby by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
Ichigo becomes engaged in a rape fantasy that he will not soon forget. AU Mature.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
God Only Threw the Humans Out of Paradise by AppleCiderVinegar reviews
Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme, "Nations from the POV of their pets" 12 years is nothing in the life of a Nation. But to a puppy, it's a lifetime. This is a look at 12 years of England's life through the eyes of man's best friend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
My Reluctant Maid by Deminos reviews
An AU, PWP Oneshot. Meh!Ichigo in a neko-maid's costume for Grimmjow's birthday... no plot, no meaning just hopefully humorous. XD
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Plastic Minions by p0ck3tf0x reviews
Prussia loves conquering of any sort. Sometimes that meant playing with plastic figurines and sometimes that meant playing with Canada. "Gilbert," Canada sighed, "What have I told you about total world domination?" One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Madame President by pehpig reviews
Nemu and Yachiru seem to get along pretty well. I wondered how that came about. This is a short story about Nemu and Yachiru running around and getting into mischief. There is some violence and language, so I'm rating it T.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,326 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Nemu K., Yachiru K. - Complete
The Start of Something Beautiful by IlluminatedShadow reviews
"I don't mean to sound ungrateful," Matthew continued in that same hesitant voice. "but why do you always bring me red tulips?" He turned to look at his close friend, eyes questioning. Netherlands/Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Netherlands, Canada - Complete
My pet by Gaara's Panda-hime reviews
Hinata's now a Jounin and on the way back to the village from a simple retrieval mission with her Genin team when she runs into a slight problem, well more like an immortal problem. *lemon*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Candy Escape Plan by TheShatteredRose reviews
Sequel to "A Sprinkle of Fairy Dust." Kenpachi's out for blood, namely, Captain Ukitake's blood. But, this creative captain won't be captured so easily. A little bit of candy can be quite handy indeed.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/15/2010 - J. Ukitake, K. Zaraki - Complete
Poisonous Creatures by Ireina Kurotsuki reviews
Germany really shouldn't have been surprised to see the young nation with a snake twining around him, and a spider on one hand, happily holding a conversation with the small arachnid. Oneshot. Rated for Oz's swearing. Could be slash if you squint.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Australia, Germany - Complete
Salvaging the Enemy by lanita19 reviews
AU. Parody set in World War I, Orihime is abducted to cure an injured Grimmjow only to find herself in a compromising position. Warning: Lemon.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Just a Checkup by tatterdemalion reviews
AU. Matt's behavior has got his family talking - herpes? AIDS? Or a new boyfriend? Gift fic for iraya sama on LJ.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,940 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Spin The Bottle by yaoi-lover13 reviews
What happens when Grimmjow 'finds' Gin's iPod Touch? What if he pulls Nnoitra, Ulquiorra,and Szayel into it as well? GASP! Something not written for a contest! YAOI GrimXUlquiXNnoiXSzay CRACK GALORE, Adult themes and cursing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Grimmjow J., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
A Sprinkle Of Fairy Dust by TheShatteredRose reviews
Ukitake made the mistake of telling Yachiru the wonders of Fairy Dust, but it did prove to be highly entertaining nonetheless...Pity Kenpachi didn’t seem to think so.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/4/2010 - J. Ukitake, K. Zaraki - Complete
And It's Supposed to be the Day of Love by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Lovina finally agrees to go the Valentine's Dance with Antonio. But not because she likes him or anything!... Gen-flip and Gakuen AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,077 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Byakuya is Seventeen Yaoi Edit by fuzzibunniez reviews
Bya-Bo 17 and human staying with Ichigo. Bya/Ichi YAOI EDIT Rawr! Yaoi fangirl Council!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,578 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Idiots Guide To Being A Yakuza Heiress by Applegirl3223 reviews
Hinata Hyuga held the gun steady as she watched her shocked boyfriend, Sasuke, and his girl for the night, Sakura...She closed her eyes and took a deep breath then opened them again...he felt a bullet pierce his leg. AU Naruto/Bleach crossover
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,685 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Hinata H., Renji A. - Complete
Crossed Paths by spoiledpuppy reviews
A bleach and naruto crossover. Toshiro Hitsugaya x Hyuuga Hinata or HitsuHinata: When Hinata is thrown into the afterlife she is dragged into a deeper role than she ever would have thought. In the midst of all the confusion can she find love again?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,669 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Hinata H., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Is that a rat? by BananaNutCrunch reviews
No," Szayel sighed impatiently, "it is NOT a rat. This," he waved the ball of fluff,"is a hamster." Slightly pointless fic. Read if you're bored.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Szayelaporro G., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Blood on the Carpet by Vampire Scooby reviews
Canada finally finds someone that loves him, the problem? He really doesn't know how to tell America about him. And why is there blood on the carpet? ?/Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,401 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
