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My FictionPress Profile. ==== http://www.fictionpress.info/u/793766/

To the People Critics United Members,

I just want to point out some things to you all.

1) It helps people with there spelling and grammar. It' also spaces out things that they want to say, show actions. Isn't that what Shakespeare did? Even if they made that into a book, or an Anime/Manga, guess what, it's still in script format.

2) It help people to ENCOURAGE to write. If they start doing it, and EVERYONE can join in it, they can be influence to write, and get an account and start slowly do fun stories and do other stories like those 'Allowed' ones as you Critics United members call it.

3) Who said Musses where not ALLOWED? The rules did not say they couldn't do that, I mean come on, the rules did not say that! You all know that.

4) Plus, with the Disclaimer, isn't that an Author's Note as well? I don't see *which goes with reason 3* why that you can do it FUNNY? I see no reason at this at all!

5) What if you saying you are saying that you are doing a poll on there? Is that ALRIGHT? Apparently not to you Critics United.

Some things with second person/you based are OK, Q&A, are Ok, even though choose your own adventure can be kinda confusing, and I can see that, but REALLY? . Plus you Critics United members, stop flaming! You can at LEAST tell them NICELY you are not fallowing the rules, and not stay it BLUNTLY. It's quite rude and that means you are trolling another person which is, last time I checked, against the rules as well. You all just go on and just list the rules, and make people feel BADE which goes on to 6!

6) It help people to be proactive about writing. Do you know that in America, that most people read three books in one year? When you flame them, it make people feel bad, they stop writing, and that mean they stop reading and watch T.V, Video games, Ect. Don't you find that hard to believe that you, Critics United member's do that? You just take one person to read and write less and less. What you do does not encourage people at all, isn't it FanFiction- unleash you IMAGINATION?!?

You can kick me out of fanfiction if you have too, but I want to talk to the person who created fanfiction and see if I can get answers.

Thank you for one more American's to become those who read three books a year.

Crazyone256

THIS IS A NO INSANE CLOWN THAT COULD KILL ME ZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HI im a vary nice yet random person so please do not be mad at me!i hope you like any new story's so ... CHICKEN TACO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.s i like pie.

Co-...CHICKEN!!!

Layton-Do you have anything else to say my dear?

Co-Well excuse me if i have the need to say something and SCHOOL is almost here.

Erik-Least time?

Co-Maybe during lunch.

Sesshomaru-Poor you

Jack-We are all doom

Artemis-How long do we stay here?

Vegeta-As long as she wants.

10th-Really?

11th-Really.

Co-WILL YOU EIGHT SHUT UP???

All eight-Sorry.

Co-Their we go. Just need to tell you that i will be busy and school is coming up so chapters will be slow. Sorry. :(

I Like this video.==== http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4IOZvTBwQQ&feature=related

And this one. It's so Professor Layton. XD ====== http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCQVkqIVV9w&feature=related

If it's not blue just put it up on that bar like thingie. I forgot what it was called. XD

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dude … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butts that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this.

-This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. -Lucillia

Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted

Did you know before you go to sleep at night there is one person of the opposite rainbow is thinking of you. They want to kiss you ,they want to be with you,are always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night they are longing to be with you this is not at all fake if you re post within 5 mins the person who is longing for you will approach you in 1 month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you. But if you break this chain no one will ask you out in 5 years.

From what this thing I did I am in: Hufflepuff

Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."

http:///tests/ccq_hogwarts.htm

11 LAYERS OF YOU...

LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE

Name: You don't need to know at all so SHUT UP!! XP
Birth date: Same it's always been.
Current : Kitchen
Eye Color: blue.
Hair Color: blond.
Righty or Lefty: righty.
Zodiac Sign: Aries. *Surprise Surprise*

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE

Your heritage: German, Irish, American Indian, and other stuff i cant remember.
Your fears: spiders Your weakness:Erik, Sugar...then you might die but it depends on the situation really it's quite weird Don't you think so...I will be quite Your perfect pizza:Cheese and Hamburger. Always will be. Goal: to survive life, but not immortal because i find that quite weird and i will be quite again. Mum: : Dad.

LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW:

Your thoughts first waking up today? Do I HAVE TO GET UP??Stupid brain, stupid self alarm clock, LET ME SLEEP AND I WILL BE HAPPY...Oh...Erik...HI ERIK! Your best physical feature? Eyes. Your bedtime: Around 9 and 10 sometimes 11
Your most missed memory: being a baby or hanging out with my dad when i was little. He was in the Navy. DX

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK:

Pepsi or Coke: Neather. Dr.Pepper or Root beer for me.

McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King

Single or group dates: never had a date

Lipton Tea or Nestea: neither.

Chocolate or vanilla: CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

Cappuccino or coffee: BOTH!!!

Erik-RUN!!!!!!!!!!! XD

Co-Oh do SHUT UP.

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?

Smoke: No.
Take a shower: Yes.
Have a crush: Idk.
Think you've been in love: I dunno.
Want to get married: Yes.
Believe in yourself: Depends, Violin or getting a date? Think you're a health freak: Your funny.

LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH:

Drank alcohol: Nope.
Gone to the mall: No *Thank you*
Been on stage: Yea. violin. They stop it though. DX
Eaten Sushi: Never had.
Been dumped: nope
Gone skating: yes
Dyed your hair: Only to get stuff out of my hair. XP

LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER:

Played a stripping game: no
Gotten beaten up: no

LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLD:

Age your hoping to be married: In either my twenties or thirties.

LAYER NINE: IN A GIRL/GUY:

Best eye color: Blue, gold, brown, or purple...and black.
Best hair color:I don't really care.
Short or long hair: both are quite cute.

LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING:

1 MINUTE AGO: Answering questions.
1 HOUR AGO: Sleeping or waking up
1 DAY AGO: writing, reading, eating, sleeping

LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE:

I LOVE: Gir, Erik, Sesshomaru, Orion, Zim, Dib, and this will keep going on so i will shut up now.
I FEEL: tired.
I HATE: Larxene, Keef, and the fop...HE SHALL DIE.
I HIDE: myself in my room.
I MISS: nothing
I NEED: coffee or sleep.
I WANT: to work on my stories.

Name of Character: Amber

Basic: (All worth 1 point)

[x ] An Irken with a human name.
] A name chosen specifically with special meaning. (she "kills" u)
[x ] Wears human clothes
[x ] Human way of life, or lives on Earth.
[ ] Lives on Earth without any explanation.
[ ] Was an experiment of some sort.
[x ] Is a rebel
[ ] Is born naturally
[ ] Has no Pak
[ x] Hate the Tallest/s
[ ] The Tallest/s have done something specifically to them or their loved ones.
[ ] Is or was an Invader (Does not count if they were on the IZ registery)
[ ] Is a scientist.
[ ] Is a doctor.
[ ] Is an Elite (yes the actual small special ops group)
[x ] Is considered extremely beautiful/handsome
[ ] Has very long antennae (Sorry, no Irken in the show or registry had super long antennae)
[ ] Has overly detailed or flamboyant clothing (that does not fit their personality).
[ ] Abuses drugs (heroin, meth, pot, cocaine or Irken/alien equivalents)
[ ] Smokes (just cigarettes)
[ ] Is an alcoholic.
[ x] An eye color unnatural to Irkens (Anything that isn't a varient of purple, red, green, or brown)[black and red for kil!]x
[ ] Has a different color for each eye (Doesn't matter what two colors)
[x ] Is a defective (physical or mental)

Current points: 8

Uncommon: (2 points)

[x ] Enhanced mystical or scientifically (super speed, mechanical limbs, faster natural healing)
[ ] Has a cool nickname or self given title.
[ ] Has overly detailed or flamboyant antennae/eyelashes. (more than one tip, stripes/spots/zizags, peircings, dyed tips, heartshaped curls, or shaped specifically after a shape or item)
[ ] Alcoholic without consequence (Never gets hangovers, throw up, organ damage)
[ ] Addicted to drugs without consequence (doesn't withdraw, hallucinate, fuctions normally etc)
[ ] Is insane
[x ] Is a hybrid of 2 or more species (Vortken, HumanIrken, SilhouetteHuman etc)
[ ] Cannibal
[ ] Mass Murderer
[ ] Resistance leader
[ ] Has a mental disorder
[ ] Split personality
[x ] Taller than the Tallest (They're called Tallest for a reason) *They don't know this. SHHH*
[ ] Have been raped
[ ] Is a rapist
[ ] Has single handedly defeated hordes of people
[ ] Is a genius in 1 feild of study (science/medicine/combat)
[x ]Is a genius in more than 1 field of study (Multiply by 2 for each feild)
[x] Uses a weapon from earth (handgun or Japanese katana. Multiply by 2 if they use a scythe)
[ ] Carries a momento of a loved one or from a past deed.
[ ] Was forced into slavery.
[ ] Was abused.
[ ] Lost a lover or loved one.
[ ] Are they driven by revenge? (Multiply by 2 if they want to revenge against the Tallest)

Current Points: 10

Unnatural: (3 points)

[ ] Is based on social and ethnic stereotypes (geishas, cowboys, emos, goths)
[x ] Can use magic of some sort
[ ] Has no weaknesses
[ ] Immortal
[ ] Is related to a Canon character (Zim's sister, Tallest Red's father)
[ ] Is in love with a Canon character.
[ ] Canon character loves them back
[ ] In a relationship with a Canon character (IE: Zim/Dib/Tallest Red)
[x] Looks alot like a main character (Like Dib but with BLONDE hair)
[ ] acts alot like a main character (Running around like GIR)
[x2] Has hair, tail, wings (multiply by 3 for each of these your character has)
[ ] Is half demon or has demonic traits infused into them
[x ] Can use supernatural powers. (Read minds or levitate objects)
[ ] Is part or full vampire.

Current Points: 15

De-Suifiers: ( Subtract 1 to score for each)

[ ] Over weight (chunky, chubby)
[x ] Are plain looking. (Nothing special but nothing bad)
[ ] Phsyical defect that hinders (extra arm that can't move, blind, deaf)
[ ] Mental disorder that hinders (paranoia or hallucinations)
[ ] Has a phobia (Subtract 1 for each phobia)
[x ] Has obvious bad habits (Doesn't bathe, bad hygiene, bites nails) (kills people! yay!)
[ ] Menial job or normal citizen (works as a fast food employee, or is unemployed)
[x] Works in the military or is a fighter who has actual scars.*On the back*
[ ] Have been raped and have issues with sex now.
[ ] Are homeless and struggle living day to day.
[x] Is a smeet (child) *Would a teen count...i think so
[ ] Selfish and self centered
[ ] Can't fight for beans
[ ] Is physically weak (scrawny, wimpy)

Current Points: 4

De-Suifiers 2: (Subtract 2)
[ ] Ugly (not nice to look at at all)
[ ] Is morbidly obese (Way over the chubby point)
[ ] Is middle to old aged.
[ ] Bad personality (easilly irate or mean)
[x] Awkward or studders/stares (just a strange person)
[ ] Mentally handicapped (Actually retarded or autistic)

Total: 2

-26 to -5 (Anti-Sue)
Looks like your character either has too many flaws making them annoying in their own right, or have no personality whatsoever. You might want to add some traits to them

-4 to 15 (Normal Character)
Your character has a good balance of good and bad. It's probably best not to tweak them too much more than this.

16 to 30 (Border Sue)
You're bordering Sue-dom but your character is still interesting. Stop while you're ahead.

31 to 116 (Mary Sue)
Mary Sue. Plain and simple.

27. Border Sueing. I should warn you all she does have a dark past that you all don't need to know about. So that can REALLY bring down some points.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Video games and TV People)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool (sometimes)
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Hehehe, that is SO me. :3)
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth. (well sometimes :3)
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport. (Though I don't do it, I think it is)
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall. (Hanging out, not shopping)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (I don't wear make-up, but the showers are so warm. _)
You smile a lot more than you should. (Hehe, part of the crazyness but hehe chicken. 0_0)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (I will stick with my Boots thank you.)
You care about what you look like. (Not really)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (Do you know what that stuff can do to you?! 0_0)
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything (Hehe)

Total: 10

Oh god, I may be a girl, but I am a TOMBOY! 0_0 Hehe, wow...um...shesh...this is a lot to take in. My sister is my TOTAL opposite. 0_0.

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

I am so sorry that I havn't been here in forever. I just want you all to know that I am moving on to DeviantART. (Been there for awhile as well)

If you want me to FINISH some of the stories...please nag me on there as much as you can XD It's CrazyandCalm1218. ;)