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Captain Cynthia: Red and Purple~!
EarthbendingWeasley: Thank you, your units will come in three to four business days. (You can write a fanfic about it if you like. :3 )
Icecoldflames13: We would recommend getting a GAZ unit to scare him out of it.
Disclaimer: I do not, or will not, ever own Invader Zim.
CONGRAGULATIONS you have just pursues a TALLEST RED and TALLEST PURPLE unit. Please read the following directions to make sure you will make sure how to take care of them~!
Manufacture: Tallest IRK Corp.
RED and PURPLE
Height: 7'2 *adding hover belt*
Weighs: 102 pounds
It comes with…
Two RED and PURPLE tallest unit outfits
Two Hover belts
1000 Irken drinks
1000 Irken snacks
1000 more of both XD
To activate your Unit's safely, we offer a few of the following options.
1. Say, "Hello my Tallest." And they will have some respect for you. You can reprogram them then.
2. Say, "I am ZIM!" You might need to say this very, very, very far away because the box will explode. When they see you are not a ZIM unit they will *kinda* apologies and you may reprogram them.
3. Give them snakes. Wake them right up and while they are eating them you may reprogram them.
4. If nothing has gone wrong during shipping, you may just open the box and reprogram them.
Now that you activated your Unit, here are settings~
They both have the same settings.
Tallest: This is a default mode. They think they are the best, and tall. They want you to treat them with respect at all cost. They might try to throw you out the air lock, but when they find out you DON'T have an air lock, this will put them into depress mode.
Depress: This is a default mode. They can get into this mode if they run out of snakes or you don't have an air lock. You can get them more snacks or tell them you are sorry, but we are not in space. We recommend the first one highly. To get more snacks just call our hot line number. 111-IRKENFOOD.
Friendly: They can get into this mode if you give you TALLEST RED and TALLEST PURPLE enough snakes or if you are 'tall' enough.
Lust: This CAN happen if you are about one or two inch smaller *or if you order the Yaoi pack so you can have RAPR*
Question and Answers/ Troubleshooting * because to me they are the same thing*
Q. I order both TALLEST units, but they are small…and cute.
A. Oh, we are sorry. We sent you the CHIBI TALLEST. But they are nicer and cuter. You may keep them for free as we send you the adult version. Sorry, we take NO take backs or refunds.
Q. My Purple Unit is being smart? What gives?
A. Oh, we are sorry. We sent you the TENAGER TALLEST PURPLE. This was before he was in charge and was quiet good at science. You may keep him for free as we send you the adult version. Sorry, we take NO take backs or refunds.
Q. My TALLEST RED and TALLEST PURPLE unit started kissing and I didn't order the Yaoi pack! DX
A. O3O
With proper care and guidance, these two will be the great Units you will ever have…just make sure your TALLEST RED or TALLEST PURPLE unit does not make a mess of the house.